FabSwingers.com forum: A question for the ladies

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Have you been stockpiling cock through lockdown?

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By *sm265Woman
over a year ago

Shangri-la

No but I've been blocking plenty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No but I've been blocking plenty "
snap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No but I've been blocking plenty "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boo. My joke got deleted.

There’s loads of people we want to meet. No plans. For foreseeable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes! I get 2 a week and store them in the freezer and pantry

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Come on ladies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes! I get 2 a week and store them in the freezer and pantry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Those cocks will be smelling like sustroming by now, open with caution!

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I'm all set for Christmas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep... I have 365 on standby. One each day for a year. Few stand ins just in case. But I'm having Bank Holidays for girl orgys..

I'm joking of course before this gets deleted.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Those cocks will be smelling like sustroming by now, open with caution!"

What's sustroming?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Chicken in the freezer, yes, but I'm pretty sure it's hen not cock.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I bet you have cock on tap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Those cocks will be smelling like sustroming by now, open with caution!

What's sustroming?"

Fermented herring, but probably ok to substitute with any very smelly soft cheese that triggers your gag reflex!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I bet you have cock on tap "

Nope, water I'm afraid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No but I've been blocking plenty "

Snap

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I bet you have cock on tap

Nope, water I'm afraid"

Mmm I bet you are flicking the bean over them 24/7

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I bet you have cock on tap

Nope, water I'm afraid

Mmm I bet you are flicking the bean over them 24/7"

Nope, I got shit to do.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I bet you have cock on tap

Nope, water I'm afraid

Mmm I bet you are flicking the bean over them 24/7

Nope, I got shit to do."

You mean you don't play with yourself to thoughts of the clubs

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I bet you have cock on tap

Nope, water I'm afraid

Mmm I bet you are flicking the bean over them 24/7

Nope, I got shit to do.

You mean you don't play with yourself to thoughts of the clubs "

No.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pickled and kept in jars.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I bet you have cock on tap

Nope, water I'm afraid

Mmm I bet you are flicking the bean over them 24/7

Nope, I got shit to do.

You mean you don't play with yourself to thoughts of the clubs

No."

Many would believe you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you been stockpiling cock through lockdown? "

No, just cock shaped toys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I bet you have cock on tap

Nope, water I'm afraid"

I’ve machine here too.

But hey, at least this yhread gives us an ability to narrow down the options in advance.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pickled and kept in jars. "

I can't make out if you are an arse or a pair of titties

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*Icemachine here too. "

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By *inkySeeKinkyDoWoman
over a year ago

'tween PontyCarlo & CasVegas in West Yorks

"Have you been stockpiling cock through lockdown? "

Yeah, my cellar is almost full to the quim

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I bet you have cock on tap

Nope, water I'm afraid

I’ve machine here too.

But hey, at least this yhread gives us an ability to narrow down the options in advance. "

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pickled and kept in jars.

I can't make out if you are an arse or a pair of titties "

It is an oft pondered question. I shall offer no clues

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Seriously though all this time out of action some of you must have cock ready and waiting on speed dial

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pickled and kept in jars.

I can't make out if you are an arse or a pair of titties

It is an oft pondered question. I shall offer no clues

Whatever it is looks good!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Seriously though all this time out of action some of you must have cock ready and waiting on speed dial "

... I mean men are people?

I have people I want to meet, but they've got shit to do, too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope but I bought an extra wand

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Seriously though all this time out of action some of you must have cock ready and waiting on speed dial

... I mean men are people?

I have people I want to meet, but they've got shit to do, too."

Oh yeah waiting for that little prick first aye

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nope but I bought an extra wand

Well you had to otherwise it would of cost you a fortune riding around on buses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you been stockpiling cock through lockdown? "

To be fair I dont think it's even needed for the ladies on here sure they could have a que at the door in minutes

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Those cocks will be smelling like sustroming by now, open with caution!

What's sustroming?

Fermented herring, but probably ok to substitute with any very smelly soft cheese that triggers your gag reflex!"

ewww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think you think we hook up more than we actually do.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Seriously though all this time out of action some of you must have cock ready and waiting on speed dial "

Just waiting on the whistle

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"I think you think we hook up more than we actually do. "

I don't hook up, I have friends I spend quality time with

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think you think we hook up more than we actually do. "

More than me anyways

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Seriously though all this time out of action some of you must have cock ready and waiting on speed dial

Just waiting on the whistle "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you been stockpiling cock through lockdown?

To be fair I dont think it's even needed for the ladies on here sure they could have a que at the door in minutes"

If they choose to

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have you been stockpiling cock through lockdown?

To be fair I dont think it's even needed for the ladies on here sure they could have a que at the door in minutes

If they choose to"

Oh, yeah they know it

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By *oxyvixen99Woman
over a year ago

Newtownabbey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, toilet roll

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you been stockpiling cock through lockdown? "

Yep, I chop them off and put in my freezer.

I am going to serve them in gravy to the local WI ladies

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By * F 2018Couple
over a year ago

shropshire

"Chicken in the freezer, yes, but I'm pretty sure it's hen not cock."

Hahaha good one

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By *extravagantWoman
over a year ago

Hertfordshire

Toys yes, cocks sadly no.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"More than me anyways "

Not hard to believe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Those cocks will be smelling like sustroming by now, open with caution!

What's sustroming?

Fermented herring, but probably ok to substitute with any very smelly soft cheese that triggers your gag reflex!

ewww

Never said it was sexy ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you been stockpiling cock through lockdown?

Yep, I chop them off and put in my freezer.

I am going to serve them in gravy to the local WI ladies "

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Those cocks will be smelling like sustroming by now, open with caution!

What's sustroming?

Fermented herring, but probably ok to substitute with any very smelly soft cheese that triggers your gag reflex!

ewww

Never said it was sexy ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"More than me anyways

Not hard to believe. "

Cheer up

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