FabSwingers.com forum: Name something completely pointless

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Or unnecessary that youd like to own or buy if you had the cash.

A novelty item? A kitchen gadget, a game, ornament, childhood item you'd love to have again just because. It can be absolutely anything past or present doesn't have to be expensive.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

You can get plastic banana boxes shaped like a banana but I wouldn’t buy one even if I could.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A broken pencil

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *asycouple1971Couple
over a year ago

midlands

Few things,

Foot spa, teasmaid, old school bmx

Him x

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

I have a weird thing about a plant pot in the shape of a tigers head at the mo..

I do this a lot. I don’t need it but it won’t go away!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My profile on here!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I brought a knife off Ebay but it had no blade so it's just a carved handle for nothing but I liked the carving of a fox.

So it's just a piece of wood with a picture on it x

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Fake boobs

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Arsenal Football Club

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ambozaMan
over a year ago

kilburn park

Lots of paintings that I could live without but would take up wall space.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want framed pictures of every planet and major moon in the solar system on the stairs wall in my flat. I've bought a postcard repro of every FIFA men's world cup poster for a similar project too.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Mine was the Snake Cube Puzzle. Had to be in black and white just like when I was a child.

Now sits on a shelf in my kitchen.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My entire hobby of tabletop gaming I guess?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Atlases

I love atlases.

I have several... some i haven't even opened!

I want more though!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a weird thing about a plant pot in the shape of a tigers head at the mo..

I do this a lot. I don’t need it but it won’t go away! "

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My entire hobby of tabletop gaming I guess?"

Not useless ... far from it, fellow geek.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The governments tier system lol

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a weird thing about a plant pot in the shape of a tigers head at the mo..

I do this a lot. I don’t need it but it won’t go away! "

I still have visions (yes, visions) of a big wooden carved ape's head I saw in a shop in Ripon years ago. It was truly horrific and I've regretted not buying it ever since.

You get your tiger plantpot.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a weird thing about a plant pot in the shape of a tigers head at the mo..

I do this a lot. I don’t need it but it won’t go away! "

Ohhh I didn't know until now that I really need one of those

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Politicians

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *he Ring WraithMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Anything Boris says about the end of lockdown !

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

A globe drinks cabinet.....thou I don't drink.....

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *amantha TSWoman
over a year ago

Swindon

"Fake boobs

Not pointless at all

My DVD player, considering the amount of DVD's I actually own!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ambozaMan
over a year ago

kilburn park

"Atlases

I love atlases.

I have several... some i haven't even opened!

I want more though!"

You would really love this book called Strata,William Smith’s Geological Maps.

It’s beautiful and fascinating

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex husband

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Atlases

I love atlases.

I have several... some i haven't even opened!

I want more though!

You would really love this book called Strata,William Smith’s Geological Maps.

It’s beautiful and fascinating "

*just popping over to amazon *

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ambozaMan
over a year ago

kilburn park

"Atlases

I love atlases.

I have several... some i haven't even opened!

I want more though!

You would really love this book called Strata,William Smith’s Geological Maps.

It’s beautiful and fascinating

*just popping over to amazon *"

Won’t regret it

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"I have a weird thing about a plant pot in the shape of a tigers head at the mo..

I do this a lot. I don’t need it but it won’t go away!

I still have visions (yes, visions) of a big wooden carved ape's head I saw in a shop in Ripon years ago. It was truly horrific and I've regretted not buying it ever since.

You get your tiger plantpot. "

Jesus.. this is not going well for me!!!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"I have a weird thing about a plant pot in the shape of a tigers head at the mo..

I do this a lot. I don’t need it but it won’t go away!

Ohhh I didn't know until now that I really need one of those

Don’t look!! You’ll dread of them too!!!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My entire hobby of tabletop gaming I guess?

Not useless ... far from it, fellow geek.

Geeks unite.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

A sunseeker speed boat, just so I can say "shall we dine on the boat" I'd never go out on it as I get seasick very quickly

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *nerealman100Man
over a year ago

Cambridge

Botox

Controversial maybe but if your getting old your getting old no matter how much of that you get injected into you your not going to stop the aging totally agree or not

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Fabswingers account

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

I can't imagine wanting anything that is completely pointless. Even if something just looks nice on a shelf it has a point. Luke

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A circle

Sorry to be that guy...

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Sponge door knocker.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Leaf blower.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

My own photobooth.

Always wanted one of them.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ttoWoman
over a year ago

llanelli

My driving licence

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Atlases

I love atlases.

I have several... some i haven't even opened!

I want more though!

You would really love this book called Strata,William Smith’s Geological Maps.

It’s beautiful and fascinating

*just popping over to amazon *

Won’t regret it

Added to my wishlist.

Looks lovely x

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A drftwood sculpture of a horses head

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

8K tv kind off pointless as there is not really any 8K comment out there but it still upscales 4K content to 8K yes it’s not true 8K but still much better than 4K

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"8K tv kind off pointless as there is not really any 8K comment out there but it still upscales 4K content to 8K yes it’s not true 8K but still much better than 4K "

And yes I own one

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

A tie

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"Atlases

I love atlases.

I have several... some i haven't even opened!

I want more though!

You would really love this book called Strata,William Smith’s Geological Maps.

It’s beautiful and fascinating

*just popping over to amazon *

Won’t regret it

Added to my wishlist.

Looks lovely x"

It does look awesome.

I would buy old maps and atlases.

I have a bit of a thing for maps and plans

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *iablo soloWoman
over a year ago

southside

"I have a weird thing about a plant pot in the shape of a tigers head at the mo..

I do this a lot. I don’t need it but it won’t go away! "

Lol this is so like me! The hubby says I always want things that dont exist! I once saw a ceramic vase in someones house that looked like a brown paper bag....I've been searching years since to find it to no avail!!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *aughty_Smooth_OperatorMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

What time is it

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your appendix

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of those dog teddies with puppies inside their tummy, forget what they were called

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d say “my virginity”, but that would be a lie! It was pointless though ...

That’s actually quite a tough one. I wouldn’t say no to a jet-ski though - I’m such a boy, I know!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A globe drinks cabinet.....thou I don't drink....."

I was going to say the same thing...

So this and a stripper pole

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A chocolate teapot?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *orny747Man
over a year ago

andover

"Atlases

I love atlases.

I have several... some i haven't even opened!

I want more though!"

I do love a good atlas or map, could spend hours looking at them.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *extravagantWoman
over a year ago

Hertfordshire

A winter home in Cape Town.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Those reseal stickers on share bag chocolate.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The past year has been utterly pointless and a waste of life.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

A Roomba

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

Claudia Winkleman

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Those reseal stickers on share bag chocolate. "

Whoever thought that was a brilliant idea needs to sort their life out.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Claudia Winkleman"

Belter

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The SNP

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Atlases

I love atlases.

I have several... some i haven't even opened!

I want more though!

You would really love this book called Strata,William Smith’s Geological Maps.

It’s beautiful and fascinating

*just popping over to amazon *"

I should drag Mr KC back to the forum, he's a geo geek too (and tabletop gamer)

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Or unnecessary that youd like to own or buy if you had the cash.

A novelty item? A kitchen gadget, a game, ornament, childhood item you'd love to have again just because. It can be absolutely anything past or present doesn't have to be expensive. "
not completely pointless but a pizzacutioner by Jesse James

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ove2pleaseseukMan
over a year ago

Hastings

"Mine was the Snake Cube Puzzle. Had to be in black and white just like when I was a child.

Now sits on a shelf in my kitchen. "

But is it a dog or a ball or do you change it.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *aunchy RaccoonsCouple
over a year ago

Exeter

Everyone's local council.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wasps

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A face mask, to those who don’t cover their noses with it anyway! Because we all know you only breath out of your mouth

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Appendix

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 24/02/21 02:47:34]

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Tonsils

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Careers advice from school teachers, who haven’t done any other job except teach.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *unn1plus1Couple
over a year ago

plymouth

Powdered water....!!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Opinions

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *eoeclipseWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

the vast majority of things peddled in ads.

consumerism - defo don't need that, its bad for all areas.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *upersilver88Man
over a year ago

hazelgrove

A pencil with no lead

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *eoeclipseWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

[Removed by poster at 24/02/21 03:15:25]

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *eoeclipseWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

"A pencil with no lead

Nope, useful - burn the tip & you've got a charcoal one

also works for eyeliner

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *aretobareCouple
over a year ago

Central Portugal

track and trace

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One of those dog teddies with puppies inside their tummy, forget what they were called"

Pound Puppies! I bloody loved mine.

I'd buy a selection of Key Keepers and Gem dolls

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One of those dog teddies with puppies inside their tummy, forget what they were called

Pound Puppies! I bloody loved mine.

I'd buy a selection of Key Keepers and Gem dolls"

Those pink haired trolls.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pen out of ink

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A pen out of ink"

10000 spoons when all you need is a knife....

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *eta74Woman
over a year ago

Dublin

Washing basket, dont know why I ever bother with them

Kids clothes still end up on the floor in their room's

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Old aircraft instruments

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ittycenMan
over a year ago

south west

The notice to Sydney university that so many people put in here.

Or the one about how these photos are private, and can be enforced by legal action.

All utterly, utterly pointless.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *hrisbicMan
over a year ago

redditch

Bono

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

Post new Message to Thread