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By *olly_chromatic OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

Doughnuts (not donuts!). The only way to have doughnuts is from one of those little kiosks by the pier at the seaside. Where they cook them in front of your eyes, the ring of dough plops into the hot oil and gets wobbled along the machine while the underneath cooks then at halfway a turny thingy turns them over so that the other side can brown, and at the end they fall off into a tray of sugar. Then the seller puts them in a white paper bag that immediately starts turning translucent with the hot fat, and when you take one from the bag it burns your fingers and you have to blow on it until it is cool enough to take a bite. All the time you can smell the salt in the air and hear the seagulls cry as they wheel through the air then come and land near you hoping that you will throw them a piece of your lovely hot doughnut. But you don't because it's your doughnut.

And after you've gone home from your holiday you buy some doughnuts from the supermarket because you remember what they were like at the seaside, but the supermarket ones are just horrid.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Don't buy doughnuts when you go shopping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please stop, I can only get so erect!

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

I’m suddenly ravenous!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love those doughnuts with the chocolate sauce.

Mrs KC

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Supermarket ones are never as good but some have Krispy Kreme stands which are better

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Ugh I hate those greasy little van doughnuts.

Give me an American donut or a decent jam doughnut over them any day.

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

My favourite kind of doughnut!!

Hot fresh and covered in sugar!

Jo.Xx

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

I wholeheartedly agree with you Polly.

There’s a kiosk in Saundersfoot near the beach in a car park that does amazing fresh doughnuts.

I heartily recommend it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Love those doughnuts with the chocolate sauce.

Mrs KC "

And boom goes the dynamite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

told the office i need to pop out and runs off to get some doughnuts

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By *olly_chromatic OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport


"Ugh I hate those greasy little van doughnuts.

Give me an American donut or a decent jam doughnut over them any day. "

I'm with you on the van thing, it's got to be a kiosk by the seaside. The whole gestalt doughnut/kiosk/seabreeze/waves/seagulls/holiday experience is essential.

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I don't mind a doughnut or 2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a dreamy description.

My Grandma made doughnuts and they were fried in lard I believe

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

Bavarian doughnuts are the best

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke


"Bavarian doughnuts are the best "

They make me twitch just thinking about one, one day I might have sex with one

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town


"What a dreamy description.

My Grandma made doughnuts and they were fried in lard I believe "

Fried in lard... From a time before heart attacks had been invented.

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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

It’s got to be the caramel topped ones with the creamy centre for me

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town


"It’s got to be the caramel topped ones with the creamy centre for me "

C'mon with your figure and doughnuts you're just teasing..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What a dreamy description.

My Grandma made doughnuts and they were fried in lard I believe

Fried in lard... From a time before heart attacks had been invented. "

Well she is in her 80s now so that would apply probably;-)

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By *inell1Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

Now I'm craving donuts

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By *lice MaliceWoman
over a year ago

The Facility

I like ring doughnuts.

You can stack them on a cock.

Maybe that should be a new unit of measurement?

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove


"I like ring doughnuts.

You can stack them on a cock.

Maybe that should be a new unit of measurement?

"

Mini doughnuts can look huge taken as a close up

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales


"Bavarian doughnuts are the best

They make me twitch just thinking about one, one day I might have sex with one "

Can I watch?

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Fudge donuts from Dundee are better than sex

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

Nutella doughnuts from lidl are ace

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town


"What a dreamy description.

My Grandma made doughnuts and they were fried in lard I believe

Fried in lard... From a time before heart attacks had been invented.

Well she is in her 80s now so that would apply probably;-)"

Don't tell me she smokes 60 a day too!

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke


"Bavarian doughnuts are the best

They make me twitch just thinking about one, one day I might have sex with one

Can I watch? "

U certainly can .... never been asked on a date so a lady can watch me having sex with a barbarian doughnut ... had sex with a few doughnuts though in the past lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No not for me, I don't even like the smell as its just fat.

I find those e-cigarettes which come in various flavours have scents which remind me of those fried doughnuts stands.

Everytime I have the unfortunate pleasure of walking behind someone who exhales the largest cloud of dinky donuts mist in my direction I call out "tonight mathew I am going to be Cher..."

I would prefer a krispy kreme donut instead.

Her x

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.


"Doughnuts (not donuts!). The only way to have doughnuts is from one of those little kiosks by the pier at the seaside. Where they cook them in front of your eyes, the ring of dough plops into the hot oil and gets wobbled along the machine while the underneath cooks then at halfway a turny thingy turns them over so that the other side can brown, and at the end they fall off into a tray of sugar. Then the seller puts them in a white paper bag that immediately starts turning translucent with the hot fat, and when you take one from the bag it burns your fingers and you have to blow on it until it is cool enough to take a bite. All the time you can smell the salt in the air and hear the seagulls cry as they wheel through the air then come and land near you hoping that you will throw them a piece of your lovely hot doughnut. But you don't because it's your doughnut.

And after you've gone home from your holiday you buy some doughnuts from the supermarket because you remember what they were like at the seaside, but the supermarket ones are just horrid."

One of those and my eyes start seizing up gotta love the diabetes.

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By *on-snowedMan
over a year ago

harlow

Seaside doughnuts i could easily live on for the rest of my obese life.

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

I'm drooling.

Literally no doughnut better!

As a dessert to a cone of chips with too much salt and ketchup!

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

P.S. last I heard OreoMilfshake had never had a fresh doughnut! I'm hoping he's experienced this joy by now....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

make my own mmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did someone say doughnuts?

Theres a kiosk in derby city center that sells these seaside 'dinky doghnuts' i soley blame 'sarah' the doughnut lady for this tyre that seems tobe appearing around my waist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why are they called nuts when they're round and not hexagonal?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did someone say doughnuts?

Theres a kiosk in derby city center that sells these seaside 'dinky doghnuts' i soley blame 'sarah' the doughnut lady for this tyre that seems tobe appearing around my waist "

I know the one! The smell is perhaps the only thing that makes walking down the high street worth it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did someone say doughnuts?

Theres a kiosk in derby city center that sells these seaside 'dinky doghnuts' i soley blame 'sarah' the doughnut lady for this tyre that seems tobe appearing around my waist

I know the one! The smell is perhaps the only thing that makes walking down the high street worth it "

Indeed! Its a sad sight now days but that little gem is still there buddy

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I used to drive to Southend with my daughter and grandchildren to get seaside doughnuts.

Head and shoulders above Krispy Kreme.

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

I love the doughnuts in Whitby , but right now doughnuts with custard from co-op are my favourites

I love doughnuts with custard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love the doughnuts in Whitby , but right now doughnuts with custard from co-op are my favourites

I love doughnuts with custard "

Yes!!

This thread needs a food porn warning on it..

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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria


"It’s got to be the caramel topped ones with the creamy centre for me

C'mon with your figure and doughnuts you're just teasing.. "

Noooo not at all, I eat like a race horse and all the naughty stuff every day

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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria


"Bavarian doughnuts are the best "

What’s are Bavarian doughnuts? My favourite single cakes are Bavarian slices

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Doughnuts (not donuts!). The only way to have doughnuts is from one of those little kiosks by the pier at the seaside. Where they cook them in front of your eyes, the ring of dough plops into the hot oil and gets wobbled along the machine while the underneath cooks then at halfway a turny thingy turns them over so that the other side can brown, and at the end they fall off into a tray of sugar. Then the seller puts them in a white paper bag that immediately starts turning translucent with the hot fat, and when you take one from the bag it burns your fingers and you have to blow on it until it is cool enough to take a bite. All the time you can smell the salt in the air and hear the seagulls cry as they wheel through the air then come and land near you hoping that you will throw them a piece of your lovely hot doughnut. But you don't because it's your doughnut.

And after you've gone home from your holiday you buy some doughnuts from the supermarket because you remember what they were like at the seaside, but the supermarket ones are just horrid."

I’ve had doughnuts made that way on Brighton Pier!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They are good, but I wouldn't turn my nose up at a supermarket jam doughnut, or custard..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reading that was torture

But the good kind of torture

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

Never liked them, I grew up in a seaside town with lots of stalls selling them. The smell makes me feel sick, they taste of oil. They’re not nice at all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmmm, doughnuts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Omg those heat attack inducing fried lovelies are AMAZING

I can't wait to go to the seaside - if only to eat loads of them and feel a bit sick - but soldier on because they're so delicious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How does Bob Marley like his doughnuts? WI' JAM IN! .... classic Peter Kay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't think I've ever had a Krispy Kreme...am I the only person not to?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't think I've ever had a Krispy Kreme...am I the only person not to?"

No

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By *inky_CarpenterMan
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Did you know that doughnuts were invented by an amateur astrologer.... The jam filled ones were modeled on Venus, and the ring doughnuts were modeled on Uranus

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