FabSwingers.com forum: Wish you had my cock?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Be honest now... it’s good to be honest..

Men - Do you wish you had my cock?

Married Woman - Do you wish your partner did?

Single Woman - Do you wish you were being punished by it every night?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Not if it's all I had to offer

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not if it's all I had to offer

So that’s one yes...

Keep them coming haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No. My life revolves around other things;-)

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By *t9090Man
over a year ago

Cardiff

Nope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Be honest now... it’s good to be honest..

Men - Do you wish you had my cock?

Married Woman - Do you wish your partner did?

Single Woman - Do you wish you were being punished by it every night?

No to be honest. The minute you use the word punish, you make yourself someone I wouldnt want

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being brutally honest,no.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No thanks

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

It's too big for me I'm afraid.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Be honest now... it’s good to be honest..

Men - Do you wish you had my cock?

Married Woman - Do you wish your partner did?

Single Woman - Do you wish you were being punished by it every night?

Being honest.

No, no and no.

Not in the slightest.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Nope

Bet the OP wishes he had your face though

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By *assConductorMan
over a year ago

the wild

Nah I'm good thanks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After seconds of careful consideration...

No.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm about to start decorating, guess it could be used for stirring paint

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

No thanks

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By *t9090Man
over a year ago

Cardiff

"Nope

Bet the OP wishes he had your face though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr Carrick sir it seems to me that you are your cock and your cock is you so personally I’d rather have a decent happy go lucky funny personality to push yours or any cock in.

So that’s another yes then but not really.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very happy with my own, OP, but you crack on...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nope

Bet the OP wishes he had your face though

Nah I’m better looking. See verifications

He’s a good looking boy though and brave having his face up on here. People steal pictures all

The time.

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By *ememberTheNameMan
over a year ago

barnsley

"Be honest now... it’s good to be honest..

Men - Do you wish you had my cock?

Married Woman - Do you wish your partner did?

Single Woman - Do you wish you were being punished by it every night?

I wish I had your charm and wonderful way with words

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Calm down its only a dick mate

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By *oxy lady40Woman
over a year ago

bridgwater

Nope is you head as big as your ego

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Be honest now... it’s good to be honest..

Men - Do you wish you had my cock?

Married Woman - Do you wish your partner did?

Single Woman - Do you wish you were being punished by it every night?

TBH David. Your cock is not the issue, you just come off as one hell of a dick.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I like your humour though.

Makes me laugh, and I dearly love to laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t wish I had your cock, but I do wish I had your arrogance and zoom lenses

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By *t9090Man
over a year ago

Cardiff

"Nope

Bet the OP wishes he had your face though

Nah I’m better looking. See verifications

He’s a good looking boy though and brave having his face up on here. People steal pictures all

The time."

Haha this guy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Haha internet me and me aren’t the same.

By the amount of messages I get privately - the arrogant approach works.

The forums the woman prefer conversation. 95% of the rest of the site just want a fuck.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Nope

Bet the OP wishes he had your face though

Nah I’m better looking. See verifications

He’s a good looking boy though and brave having his face up on here. People steal pictures all

The time."

Without seeing your face I can't comment.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I like your humour though.

Makes me laugh, and I dearly love to laugh

You get it haha

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By *otlovefun42Couple
over a year ago

Costa Blanca Spain...

Not had one of these "look at me I've got a big cock" threads for a while now.

Seems that lockdown is starting to get at some folk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No thanks.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don’t wish I had your cock, but I do wish I had your arrogance and zoom lenses "

Nope. No weird lenses used.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

It's the perfect size for a two-handed oily wank though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No thanks. "

That’s a shame. Out of all the replies so far youd be the one I’d fuck.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

You do yourself no favours

Do you know how creepy this sounds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just a massive cock then!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's the perfect size for a two-handed oily wank though."

I dearly love your attitude - If only we could all see more of you on your profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope... no I don’t

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a no from me.

Mrs KC

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I mean look at the reaction and views to my profile

25 messages from couples and woman in 15 minutes - whether you like the approach or not - it works.

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By *isAdventure69Woman
over a year ago

Hampshire

"Nope

Bet the OP wishes he had your face though

Nah I’m better looking. See verifications

He’s a good looking boy though and brave having his face up on here. People steal pictures all

The time.

Haha this guy

Nope, Lt's is gorgeous all over , you've displayed your face before OP and there's no contest in my mind

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"It's the perfect size for a two-handed oily wank though.

I dearly love your attitude - If only we could all see more of you on your profile "

I wouldn't want to put anyone off their dinner.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Punished by it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looks a little skinny to me

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Nope

Bet the OP wishes he had your face though

Nah I’m better looking. See verifications

He’s a good looking boy though and brave having his face up on here. People steal pictures all

The time.

Haha this guy

Nope, Lt's is gorgeous all over , you've displayed your face before OP and there's no contest in my mind

Ha! knew it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nope

Bet the OP wishes he had your face though

Nah I’m better looking. See verifications

He’s a good looking boy though and brave having his face up on here. People steal pictures all

The time.

Haha this guy

Nope, Lt's is gorgeous all over , you've displayed your face before OP and there's no contest in my mind

I have never. Ever.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I dearly love to laugh

A family trait, I presume.

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By *ambiandThumperCouple
over a year ago

up near the top

A resounding no on all fronts although I suspect this post is a bit tongue in cheek.

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By *uietly torturedCouple
over a year ago

walkden

Heck no

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"I dearly love to laugh

A family trait, I presume.

Quite

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By *lacklovingwomanWoman
over a year ago

St. Neots

Made me smile

No to all, would need a face photo for starters xx

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By *sm265Woman
over a year ago

Shangri-la

No thanks OP. I prefer a cock to be attached to someone with a smaller ego.

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By *t9090Man
over a year ago

Cardiff

"Nope

Bet the OP wishes he had your face though

Nah I’m better looking. See verifications

He’s a good looking boy though and brave having his face up on here. People steal pictures all

The time.

Haha this guy

Nope, Lt's is gorgeous all over , you've displayed your face before OP and there's no contest in my mind

Oh god no this will result in a considerable amount of little man syndrome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No thanks.

That’s a shame. Out of all the replies so far youd be the one I’d fuck.

Even though I’m mean to you

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By *tue555Man
over a year ago

Passed Beyond Reach

Just thinking, can't get that many messages else he wouldn't have time to post in the forums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its not the size of the wand that matters it's the magic I can make and by the looks of it you rely on the wand and have no magic. So it's a NO

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No thanks.

That’s a shame. Out of all the replies so far youd be the one I’d fuck.

Even though I’m mean to you

You are but I pride myself on complete honesty.

There’s 2 on here I would consider fucking from photos alone.

No denying you’re everyone’s type.

I don’t do tit for tat haha

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"No thanks.

That’s a shame. Out of all the replies so far youd be the one I’d fuck.

Not offended.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No thanks.

That’s a shame. Out of all the replies so far youd be the one I’d fuck.

Even though I’m mean to you

You are but I pride myself on complete honesty.

There’s 2 on here I would consider fucking from photos alone.

No denying you’re everyone’s type.

I don’t do tit for tat haha

Well, thank you for the compliment. It’s still a no though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No thanks.

That’s a shame. Out of all the replies so far youd be the one I’d fuck.

Even though I’m mean to you

You are but I pride myself on complete honesty.

There’s 2 on here I would consider fucking from photos alone.

No denying you’re everyone’s type.

I don’t do tit for tat haha

Well, thank you for the compliment. It’s still a no though

Well aware. That’s been made very clear haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I just think you are a cock well just the bellend"

Cmon Ziggy.

Don’t be like that

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By *uffolksubWoman
over a year ago

Brandon

If this post is tongue in cheek, then possibly....if you’re really this arrogant in real life, then I’ll pass

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If this post is tongue in cheek, then possibly....if you’re really this arrogant in real life, then I’ll pass

Haha read my profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope...

A man is more than just his cock and if it is all you have to offer that doesn’t say much about you or appeal in any way.

Just like a woman is more that just a pair of tits & ass..

Have a good day though OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nope

Bet the OP wishes he had your face though

Or his cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haha internet me and me aren’t the same.

By the amount of messages I get privately - the arrogant approach works.

The forums the woman prefer conversation. 95% of the rest of the site just want a fuck. "

Really? I thought 95% of people here were just collecting pics for the bank! My experience is that not many have the balls for an actual meet let alone a real life fuck.

Arrogant doesn’t tend to make the cut in our inbox; funny yes - arrogant no.

Your cock’s all right, I guess. Girth, talent and effort wins over length for me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

few things.

Loving the life advice - genuinely it’s giving me a good laugh.

It wasn’t would you wanna be me.. it was would you like to have my cock and there are so many messages saying “they’re lying”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s a no from me OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope not at all lol for other reasons ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No fank you muchly

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

I'm happy with my own thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The very definition of how not to use Fab right here.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

No thanks OP

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Tough crowd today. Can tell it’s Monday.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It could come in handy as a dip stick if for some reason I should lose mine for my lawn mower

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By *lirty-CoupleCouple
over a year ago

Bexley

Someone who thinks his cock is his most important attribute wouldn't appeal to us on any level.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My cervix just said no thank you!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tough crowd today. Can tell it’s Monday."

Haha ... Darren brown done a show on the ideal of following the crowd.

Looks better saying no as most have rather than considering the question and answering honestly.

I’m well aware some are no but there’s a lot of men not able to get past the cock envy haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Someone who thinks his cock is his most important attribute wouldn't appeal to us on any level."

That would be my face...

Then my cock.

Epic personality and incredible chat are 3rd and 4th respectively

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Tough crowd today. Can tell it’s Monday.

Haha ... Darren brown done a show on the ideal of following the crowd.

Looks better saying no as most have rather than considering the question and answering honestly.

I’m well aware some are no but there’s a lot of men not able to get past the cock envy haha"

What makes you think anyone is saying no because they're following the crowd? Could it not possibly be because the people who have responded genuinely do not want your cock? For any of the reasons they've given?

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Be honest now... it’s good to be honest..

Men - Do you wish you had my cock?

Married Woman - Do you wish your partner did?

Single Woman - Do you wish you were being punished by it every night?

Truthfully honest. No, mine suits me fine.

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Love posts like this. Makes me feel better about myself and what I can offer friends.

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman
Forum Mod
over a year ago

My Own Little World

If you don't like the thread or the OP it is very easy to pass it by and find another thread, there are thousands of others to choose from.

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By *oncupiscence73Woman
over a year ago

South

"I mean look at the reaction and views to my profile

25 messages from couples and woman in 15 minutes - whether you like the approach or not - it works. "

Hahaa yeah ok ...... works with the needy maybe. Others have just a little more class

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you don't like the thread or the OP it is very easy to pass it by and find another thread, there are thousands of others to choose from."

With respect, the OP has talked about wanting to ‘punish’ women with his cock. I’m not sure the many polite replies are the issue.

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By *oncupiscence73Woman
over a year ago

South

"The very definition of how not to use Fab right here."

Exactly ... inbox is full of arrogant cocks.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

"If you don't like the thread or the OP it is very easy to pass it by and find another thread, there are thousands of others to choose from.

With respect, the OP has talked about wanting to ‘punish’ women with his cock. I’m not sure the many polite replies are the issue."

I think he means dabbing them on the lips with it.

Not full on GBH using his cock as a baton.

Although if I’m wrong, I’m wrong.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you don't like the thread or the OP it is very easy to pass it by and find another thread, there are thousands of others to choose from.

With respect, the OP has talked about wanting to ‘punish’ women with his cock. I’m not sure the many polite replies are the issue.

I think he means dabbing them on the lips with it.

Not full on GBH using his cock as a baton.

Although if I’m wrong, I’m wrong."

I hope you’re right, but if you use that lingo in a public forum I think it’s fair to expect some critical replies.

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By *oncupiscence73Woman
over a year ago

South

"If you don't like the thread or the OP it is very easy to pass it by and find another thread, there are thousands of others to choose from.

With respect, the OP has talked about wanting to ‘punish’ women with his cock. I’m not sure the many polite replies are the issue.

I think he means dabbing them on the lips with it.

Not full on GBH using his cock as a baton.

Although if I’m wrong, I’m wrong.

I hope you’re right, but if you use that lingo in a public forum I think it’s fair to expect some critical replies. "

‘Punish’ seems a million miles away from ‘lip dabbing’ surely teased would have been a more appropriate description if that’s what he meant ...

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman
Forum Mod
over a year ago

My Own Little World

"If you don't like the thread or the OP it is very easy to pass it by and find another thread, there are thousands of others to choose from.

With respect, the OP has talked about wanting to ‘punish’ women with his cock. I’m not sure the many polite replies are the issue."

If a polite reply can't be found then maybe no reply would be better, saves me giving my Ban Button a workout.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman
Forum Mod
over a year ago

My Own Little World

"[Removed by poster at 22/02/21 14:31:31]"

Good idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 22/02/21 14:31:31]

Good idea

Only because I misquoted, but corrected in another post.

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By *sm265Woman
over a year ago

Shangri-la

Funny how so many are saying no on here and yet apparently the OP's inbox is full of people who are desperate to have his cock.

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Funny how so many are saying no on here and yet apparently the OP's inbox is full of people who are desperate to have his cock. "

Desperate to have it or desperate to have it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't wish I had your ego, that's for sure.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope. Not even slightly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am happy with my little pony.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m just here for the comments.

Someone pass me the popcorn!

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

OP, you make me laugh whenever you post. Keep it up

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

"I’m just here for the comments.

Someone pass me the popcorn!"

You can pop my corn if you like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where is it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh look. A penis. Just like the 500+ others I’ve seen and the one I’ve lived with for 35yrs.

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

No, I’m quite pleased with the one I was born with

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Where is it?

Guessing stage fright?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if that's all you have to offer no

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By *isAdventure69Woman
over a year ago

Hampshire

"Where is it?

Guessing stage fright?"

The OP had to hide his pics in an effort to stem the flow of fan mail , he's currently busy replying to all

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I do not.

If I want filling my toys are plenty capable and don't come with an ego.

If I want punishing, I'll go in dry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a Dick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where is it?

Guessing stage fright?

The OP had to hide his pics in an effort to stem the flow of fan mail , he's currently busy replying to all

Cock block

Can someone's cock actually block you like as in block you on here?

I could see it earlier but now cant.

As i was kind of hoping his cock had actually blocked me

Sausage sensored

As he just ran away? x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a tool this guy is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Be honest now... it’s good to be honest..

Men - Do you wish you had my cock?

Married Woman - Do you wish your partner did?

Single Woman - Do you wish you were being punished by it every night?

I wouldn't go that small

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be honest no,

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By *isAdventure69Woman
over a year ago

Hampshire

"Where is it?

Guessing stage fright?

The OP had to hide his pics in an effort to stem the flow of fan mail , he's currently busy replying to all

Cock block

Can someone's cock actually block you like as in block you on here?

I could see it earlier but now cant.

As i was kind of hoping his cock had actually blocked me

Sausage sensored

As he just ran away? x

I have noticed that the OP often remove his pics or hide his profile after such thread , hence I believe he is overwhelmed by the response

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"Where is it?

Guessing stage fright?

The OP had to hide his pics in an effort to stem the flow of fan mail , he's currently busy replying to all

Cock block

Can someone's cock actually block you like as in block you on here?

I could see it earlier but now cant.

As i was kind of hoping his cock had actually blocked me

Sausage sensored

As he just ran away? x

It's so big it blocked out the sun, so it's still there, you just can't see it.

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By *kyblue1878Couple
over a year ago

Southport

Yawn.

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By *isAdventure69Woman
over a year ago

Hampshire

"Yawn."

I think we've met

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No thanks, plenty of ladies enjoy the penis I have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All the best to you and your lovely Cock Op, keep it up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nope

Bet the OP wishes he had your face though

Nah I’m better looking. See verifications

He’s a good looking boy though and brave having his face up on here. People steal pictures all

The time.

Haha this guy

Nope, Lt's is gorgeous all over , you've displayed your face before OP and there's no contest in my mind

I've seen OP's face too, agree, no contest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nope

Bet the OP wishes he had your face though

Nah I’m better looking. See verifications

He’s a good looking boy though and brave having his face up on here. People steal pictures all

The time.

Haha this guy

Nope, Lt's is gorgeous all over , you've displayed your face before OP and there's no contest in my mind

I've seen OP's face too, agree, no contest

Isn’t that slightly harsh on the other bloke, just a thought ?!

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By *ickJMan
over a year ago

Hemel Hempstead

"Be honest now... it’s good to be honest..

Men - Do you wish you had my cock?"

I can't see what your self-proclaimed aesthetically perfect cock looks like as there are no pictures on your profile, but No.

I'd rather stick with my own sense of modesty and self deprecating humour. And my own imperfect cock.

I'm sure you'll find someone who would like your cock. They say there's a match out there for everyone.

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By *urtyGentMan
over a year ago

eastleigh

How big is your cock OP?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nope

Bet the OP wishes he had your face though

Nah I’m better looking. See verifications

He’s a good looking boy though and brave having his face up on here. People steal pictures all

The time.

Haha this guy

Nope, Lt's is gorgeous all over , you've displayed your face before OP and there's no contest in my mind

I've seen OP's face too, agree, no contest

Isn’t that slightly harsh on the other bloke, just a thought ?!"

Between LT9090 and the OP?

No, my opinion having seen both is LT wins hands down.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really wish I had a cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I really wish I had a cock

You don’t, it’s a lot of responsibility, oh you mean like that, ah ok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I really wish I had a cock

You don’t, it’s a lot of responsibility, oh you mean like that, ah ok "

I think I'd be an amazing man!

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By *t9090Man
over a year ago

Cardiff

"Nope

Bet the OP wishes he had your face though

Nah I’m better looking. See verifications

He’s a good looking boy though and brave having his face up on here. People steal pictures all

The time.

Haha this guy

Nope, Lt's is gorgeous all over , you've displayed your face before OP and there's no contest in my mind

I've seen OP's face too, agree, no contest

Isn’t that slightly harsh on the other bloke, just a thought ?!

Between LT9090 and the OP?

No, my opinion having seen both is LT wins hands down. "

thank you for the love

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahh no pics

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Nope

Bet the OP wishes he had your face though

Nah I’m better looking. See verifications

He’s a good looking boy though and brave having his face up on here. People steal pictures all

The time.

Haha this guy

Nope, Lt's is gorgeous all over , you've displayed your face before OP and there's no contest in my mind

I've seen OP's face too, agree, no contest

Isn’t that slightly harsh on the other bloke, just a thought ?!

Between LT9090 and the OP?

No, my opinion having seen both is LT wins hands down.

thank you for the love

It's not a competition

A cocks a cock.

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

"I really wish I had a cock

Have mine I'm not exactly using it these days anyway

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By *over not a fighter69Man
over a year ago

greenock

"Be honest now... it’s good to be honest..

Men - Do you wish you had my cock?

Married Woman - Do you wish your partner did?

Single Woman - Do you wish you were being punished by it every night?

You sir, are a weapon..... end of.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't see the cock, probably don't want to see the cock.

A cocks a cock right!

Ps that's a lot of cocks

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

"Can't see the cock, probably don't want to see the cock.

A cocks a cock right!

Ps that's a lot of cocks

Your just getting cock cock cocky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I really wish I had a cock

Have mine I'm not exactly using it these days anyway

wow how exciting would that be if i could just velcro it on!

I love the view when you look down from the mans perspective as it slowly slides into the woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I really wish I had a cock

Have mine I'm not exactly using it these days anyway

wow how exciting would that be if i could just velcro it on!

I love the view when you look down from the mans perspective as it slowly slides into the woman

Let’s be honest.. full length mirror and jumping up and down would take the first 20mins lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't see the cock, probably don't want to see the cock.

A cocks a cock right!

Ps that's a lot of cocks

Your just getting cock cock cocky

Cock sure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I really wish I had a cock

Have mine I'm not exactly using it these days anyway

wow how exciting would that be if i could just velcro it on!

I love the view when you look down from the mans perspective as it slowly slides into the woman

Let’s be honest.. full length mirror and jumping up and down would take the first 20mins lol"

First 20 weeks i think

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By *d4fun73Man
over a year ago

Shipley

"Be honest now... it’s good to be honest..

Men - Do you wish you had my cock?

Married Woman - Do you wish your partner did?

Single Woman - Do you wish you were being punished by it every night?

Says the guy with no picture!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Be honest now... it’s good to be honest..

Men - Do you wish you had my cock?

Married Woman - Do you wish your partner did?

Single Woman - Do you wish you were being punished by it every night?

Says the guy with no picture! "

He has pictures they pop up

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

If I had a big cock I'd be sticking it in everyone I could find, and making helicopter videos for my profile.

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By *d4fun73Man
over a year ago

Shipley

"Be honest now... it’s good to be honest..

Men - Do you wish you had my cock?

Married Woman - Do you wish your partner did?

Single Woman - Do you wish you were being punished by it every night?

Says the guy with no picture!

He has pictures they pop up "

Not at the moment, another Bollox thread

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Be honest now... it’s good to be honest..

Men - Do you wish you had my cock?

Married Woman - Do you wish your partner did?

Single Woman - Do you wish you were being punished by it every night?

Says the guy with no picture!

He has pictures they pop up

Not at the moment, another Bollox thread "

Cock actually

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"If I had a big cock I'd be sticking it in everyone I could find, and making helicopter videos for my profile.

I'd try and knock a wall down with mine. They don't call me Steel Rod for nothing!

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

"If I had a big cock I'd be sticking it in everyone I could find, and making helicopter videos for my profile.

I'd try and knock a wall down with mine. They don't call me Steel Rod for nothing!"

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By *lorious hole bs16Man
over a year ago

Bristol

What time is the next public viewing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP you are such a wind up merchant!

Tbh your posts used to annoy the life out of me, now I watch the chaos they cause with mild amusement and a small amount of

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Why would I go smaller OP?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Why would I go smaller OP? "

Hows ya balls?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find the OP quite funny tbh, enjoy your dick OP, why not

I don't want to fuck it, mind you.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Why would I go smaller OP?

Hows ya balls?"

It’s my sack that’s doing my head in. It looks like a turkeys neck

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"What time is the next public viewing?

Did somebody mention the time?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Why would I go smaller OP?

Hows ya balls?

It’s my sack that’s doing my head in. It looks like a turkeys neck

What did doc say

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By * and R cple4Couple
over a year ago

swansea

"What time is the next public viewing?

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Why would I go smaller OP?

Hows ya balls?

It’s my sack that’s doing my head in. It looks like a turkeys neck

What did doc say

He just said ‘gobble gobble gobble’

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Why would I go smaller OP?

Hows ya balls?

It’s my sack that’s doing my head in. It looks like a turkeys neck

What did doc say

He just said ‘gobble gobble gobble’

He sucked you?

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Why would I go smaller OP?

Hows ya balls?

It’s my sack that’s doing my head in. It looks like a turkeys neck

What did doc say

He just said ‘gobble gobble gobble’

He sucked you?"

Who wouldn’t?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Why would I go smaller OP?

Hows ya balls?

It’s my sack that’s doing my head in. It looks like a turkeys neck

What did doc say

He just said ‘gobble gobble gobble’

He sucked you?

Who wouldn’t?

Dracula

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Why would I go smaller OP?

Hows ya balls?

It’s my sack that’s doing my head in. It looks like a turkeys neck

What did doc say

He just said ‘gobble gobble gobble’

He sucked you?

Who wouldn’t?

Dracula "

He couldn’t sink his teeth into it cause it’s that hard

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Why would I go smaller OP?

Hows ya balls?

It’s my sack that’s doing my head in. It looks like a turkeys neck

What did doc say

He just said ‘gobble gobble gobble’

He sucked you?

Who wouldn’t?

Dracula

He couldn’t sink his teeth into it cause it’s that hard

Ok medusa

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is my cock.

There are many like it, but this one is mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is my cock.

There are many like it, but this one is mine "

*puts in mouth and shoots off*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is my cock.

There are many like it, but this one is mine

*puts in mouth and shoots off*"

*insert Shia lebouff clapping meme*

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"[Removed by poster at 22/02/21 18:21:29]"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Absolutely not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy with mine

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

No panks

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By *ifty69Man
over a year ago

north tyneside

Happy with mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why so obsessed with it op?

I guess that’s all you have to offer. Very sad.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Be honest now... it’s good to be honest..

Men - Do you wish you had my cock?

Married Woman - Do you wish your partner did?

Single Woman - Do you wish you were being punished by it every night?

Hiden profile? So how would people know.

But I really don’t, your message seem very arrogant yet needy. It’s not a good thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this an 'any attention is good attention' posting?

Any other parts of your body you think we would all like to have?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this an 'any attention is good attention' posting?

Any other parts of your body you think we would all like to have?

I believe so. Must not be earning the responses to the messages he sends people, so desperation attempts. Love all the No’s, he needs to work on his approach asap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol! What a charmer

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