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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A mad tsunami hit the dance floor.

You?

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Same. But I don't care!

I can't wait to dance with you.

Jo.Xx

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Me..... An Orangutan who has overdosed on Pro Plus

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Same. But I don't care!

I can't wait to dance with you.

Jo.Xx "

The feeling is mutual

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Me..... An Orangutan who has overdosed on Pro Plus

that's some image I have in my head now.

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

I’ve dropped my glasses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am starting to look like my dad and grandad dancing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can’t dance to save my self but I do try ever now and then as can be seen on video lol

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

A kid on too much sugar!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ve dropped my glasses"

Do you usually find them?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I am starting to look like my dad and grandad dancing

Well I always loved Fred Astaire!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can’t dance to save my self but I do try ever now and then as can be seen on video lol "

It's to be done with joy not for performance unless it's your job;)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A kid on too much sugar!

Cracking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am starting to look like my dad and grandad dancing

Well I always loved Fred Astaire! "

Puts on Swing Time

hold out his hnd for the young beautiful lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I look like-ly to do someone an injury. Probably myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can’t dance to save my self but I do try ever now and then as can be seen on video lol

It's to be done with joy not for performance unless it's your job;)"

Lol I do injoy it just can’t would love to be able to shuffle dance or ballet dance

but that’s for other reasons other than dancing they foot work and balls off they feet control and movement translates to something else

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have been told I am away in my own world and no one exists when I let myself go on the dance floor

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By *ero666Man
over a year ago

fife

Like a leaf in the wind,gracefull and out of control

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By *tue555Man
over a year ago

Passed Beyond Reach

When I dance I make Ann Widdecombe and John Sargent look like pros

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

Depends on the style of dance...

Or who I may be dancing for

Either way I love it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I am starting to look like my dad and grandad dancing

Well I always loved Fred Astaire!

Puts on Swing Time

hold out his hnd for the young beautiful lady

I'm no Ginger Rogers but might give it a go

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I look like-ly to do someone an injury. Probably myself

So not true!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have been told I am away in my own world and no one exists when I let myself go on the dance floor

Perfect!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Like a leaf in the wind,gracefull and out of control"

twirling too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Phoebe running in Friends

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

A red blooded latin strutting his stuff

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When I dance I make Ann Widdecombe and John Sargent look like pros

I admit I had to Google that as I don't really watch TV

I'm sure you are your own worst critic;-)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Depends on the style of dance...

Or who I may be dancing for

Either way I love it

Clue is in the name isn't it

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"A red blooded latin strutting his stuff

*cough tipsy-uncle-at-a-wedding cough*

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

A wheely weird woman

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Have you seen Lizzo dance? Like that coupled with a heffalump filled with sexual energy and glee.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Anything goes, dance like no one is watching or to make someone laugh or just to get their feet moving

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

I like to think that I dance like someone who has rhythm and has "got the moves", reality is probably more akin to Bambi on ice!!

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By *uvhandle20Man
over a year ago

SE London

A bouncy space hopper without rhythm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably a baby giraffe taking its first steps.

Mrs KC

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By *on-snowedMan
over a year ago

harlow

I dance like Kate bush.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I dance like Kate bush. "

Running up that hill?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Phoebe running in Friends

Adorable

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A red blooded latin strutting his stuff

Matador?

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By *etanoiaWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Without copious amounts of cocktails .. more like Kate Garraway in strictly. After cocktails .. I don’t care !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A wheely weird woman

Whee-ally cool

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

A hippopotamus ballerina

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

"A red blooded latin strutting his stuff

*cough tipsy-uncle-at-a-wedding cough*"

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By *hrough the looking gla55Couple
over a year ago

Epsom

I've been tazered

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By *errysMan
over a year ago

milton keynes and kent

Im dancing to something else.

(I must try one of them silent raves)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dance like a Mum according to my kids, totally not cool apparently

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I dance like a Mum according to my kids, totally not cool apparently

Haha.. mine just run away as I try to get them to dance. And laugh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I look like I’m trying to take off

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Im dancing to something else.

(I must try one of them silent raves)"

Your inner voice must be very stubborn

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've been tazered

Electrifying!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A hippopotamus ballerina

Graceful and glorious!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Without copious amounts of cocktails .. more like Kate Garraway in strictly. After cocktails .. I don’t care !"

You shouldn't!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Probably a baby giraffe taking its first steps.

Mrs KC"

Aww but it's so cute!

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By *xhib12Man
over a year ago

Blyth

Like a puppet that's had his strings mixed up.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A bouncy space hopper without rhythm

Your own rhythm !

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

Give me a pole and I'm like Edouard Doye

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Lanzarote

"A mad tsunami hit the dance floor.

You? "

A constipated goose when sober but like Madonna when d*unk x

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I look like a gladioli in a strong wind.

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

On Holibobs

Like I am at a 70's disco, lots of showing off

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By *viatrixWoman
over a year ago

Redhill

Pudsey the Bear, my husband says..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jelly caught in a corset

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Tony Manero.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oddjob walking on hot sand.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A dick

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A mad tsunami hit the dance floor.

You?

A constipated goose when sober but like Madonna when d*unk x"

I chuckled at that

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By *adame 2SwordsWoman
over a year ago

Victoria, London

the Mighty Atom!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I like to think that I dance like someone who has rhythm and has "got the moves", reality is probably more akin to Bambi on ice!!

As long as your inner thighs are comfortable with a spontaneous split !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like carlton off the fresh prince....its not unusual....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm really good... Apparently i have rhythm, grace + style

Let me know if you need any one on one instruction to shake those hips

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By *imon_hydeMan
over a year ago

Stockport

Bez.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm really good... Apparently i have rhythm, grace + style

Let me know if you need any one on one instruction to shake those hips

At least one of us!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m not sure what I look like it it makes people laugh it can only be a good thing

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Bambi on roller skates

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m not sure what I look like it it makes people laugh it can only be a good thing

That's the spirit!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m not sure what I look like it it makes people laugh it can only be a good thing

That's the spirit!

Indeed. Dancing saves my sanity even if it looks insane to others !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Like I am at a 70's disco, lots of showing off

Haha that's the style!

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By *ammm123Man
over a year ago

ryhl

Patrick swayze haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A dick

They can be likeable;)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have you seen Lizzo dance? Like that coupled with a heffalump filled with sexual energy and glee.

I will Google that!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Anything goes, dance like no one is watching or to make someone laugh or just to get their feet moving

Let's do it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I look like I’m trying to take off

Haha only you Doriss.. only you!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Bez."

Do you take yer maracas with you as well?

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

Mr bean on acid!

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Uncontroversially ... not that bad, like I can hold my own ... but between you and me ... I used to teach

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Uncontroversially ... not that bad, like I can hold my own ... but between you and me ... I used to teach

Ooft

I'm signing up !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beyonce! At least I think so haha

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Mr Bean's slightly less coordinated younger brother

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr Bean.

I really do need to get lessons. I know I can do better ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Like a puppet that's had his strings mixed up."

Maybe you need a better puppeteer partner;-)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Give me a pole and I'm like Edouard Doye

You & the pole! That would be the sight

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I look like a gladioli in a strong wind.

Swaying?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pudsey the Bear, my husband says.. "

One for slow dancing..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I honestly don't care what I look like as I am just so happy to dance, whether I am goofing around to make people laugh or losing myself to the music.

Her x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jelly caught in a corset

Better than an octopus caught in a baby doll.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tony Manero.

In a white suit ?

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By *adbury girlWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

When dancing to northern soul I look like and octopus with 8 left feet

When practising my burlesque chair dancing I am like a hippo trying to look sexy

Ah but when I do the slosh I have it timed to perfection, every step, every turn ....... to be honest I probably look like my Gran

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oddjob walking on hot sand."

Got that toes action going don't you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"the Mighty Atom!!!!!

Tell me more please. I don't know the reference.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An octopus on ice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An octopus on ice

Trust me .. its not pretty

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

A total twat

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

I look like a one legged blind chicken trying to dance. In my head I'm great reality is so much different though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I look like a one legged blind chicken trying to dance. In my head I'm great reality is so much different though.

A bit of a flapper Bo

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

"I look like a one legged blind chicken trying to dance. In my head I'm great reality is so much different though.

A bit of a flapper Bo

Oh you'll see sometime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I look as though I don't have a care in the world, apart from if I step on someone's shoes or toes

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

If it wasn’t for the beard I could be mistaken for Fred Astaire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I look like a one legged blind chicken trying to dance. In my head I'm great reality is so much different though.

A bit of a flapper Bo

Oh you'll see sometime

"
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I've seen the way you strut to the Bar like as if you're on a catwalk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An octopus on ice

Trust me .. its not pretty

"
... Ever see a d*unk octopus and a d*unk tarantula on ice?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I'm trying to perfect the David Brent style, but I'm struggling if I'm honest

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

A paralytic flamingo.

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

Bambi on ice, on crack...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm the only black person in the world with 2 left feet and no rhythm whatsoever

I look ridiculous- I don't care after a couple of glasses of wine and just try my best not to fall over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I forgot to say that I look like James Earl Jones on acid

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

No idea and I don't care ... I love to dance

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

Ahhh I miss dancing with people sooooo much.

I'm a blend of Animal from the Muppets, Kate Bush and a steam train.. I can dance all night!

Love it. Miss it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ahhh I miss dancing with people sooooo much.

I'm a blend of Animal from the Muppets, Kate Bush and a steam train.. I can dance all night!

Love it. Miss it. "

I miss it too. Hence the thread.

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

"Ahhh I miss dancing with people sooooo much.

I'm a blend of Animal from the Muppets, Kate Bush and a steam train.. I can dance all night!

Love it. Miss it.

I miss it too. Hence the thread.

Ooooo we'd dance good together!!

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By *asques and boxersCouple
over a year ago

Ashford and dept16

Lost but happily in the grove if only my own! Miss that freedom

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"the Mighty Atom!!!!!

Tell me more please. I don't know the reference."

It was Sir Bruce Forsyth's nickname when he on stage as a young performer. "Boy Bruce the Mighty Atom". Dancing was part of his repertoire.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"the Mighty Atom!!!!!

Tell me more please. I don't know the reference.

It was Sir Bruce Forsyth's nickname when he on stage as a young performer. "Boy Bruce the Mighty Atom". Dancing was part of his repertoire."

Sir Bruce was a fantastic dancer, you must have quite the moves !

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"the Mighty Atom!!!!!

Tell me more please. I don't know the reference.

It was Sir Bruce Forsyth's nickname when he on stage as a young performer. "Boy Bruce the Mighty Atom". Dancing was part of his repertoire.

Sir Bruce was a fantastic dancer, you must have quite the moves !

I'm not claiming to dance like Sir Bruce, just letting Rose know what the reference to the Mighty Atom was!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dance like a complete Muppet

But done with style

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By *hileas-FoggMan
over a year ago

Aberdeen

A demented monkey that's on fire ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"the Mighty Atom!!!!!

Tell me more please. I don't know the reference.

It was Sir Bruce Forsyth's nickname when he on stage as a young performer. "Boy Bruce the Mighty Atom". Dancing was part of his repertoire."

Thanks KC

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

Many years ago, a friend of mine cut through the electric cable of his lawn mower; the electric shock threw him wildly around the garden. His mum saw him and thought he was just dancing. The reason I mention this is because, that how I imagine I look when I'm on the dance floor.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Many years ago, a friend of mine cut through the electric cable of his lawn mower; the electric shock threw him wildly around the garden. His mum saw him and thought he was just dancing. The reason I mention this is because, that how I imagine I look when I'm on the dance floor."

I shouldn't laugh, but..

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By *inkylipsWoman
over a year ago

Debauchery

A $2 whore on meth

I really hope I don’t

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By *ransistersTV/TS
over a year ago

Dover

A hurricane on speed.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"A demented monkey that's on fire ??"

I take issue with that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mc hammer

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A demented monkey that's on fire ??

I take issue with that

But you are a very bright monkey x

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"A demented monkey that's on fire ??

I take issue with that

But you are a very bright monkey x

This monkey is many things

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"Tony Manero.

In a white suit ? "

More early Tony Manero than climax Tony Manero.

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By *ermite12ukMan
over a year ago

Solihull and Brentwood

In respects to covid, I think I may have the perfect moves, to keep people at least 2 metres away.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Dad....and it's not a good look. A bit like a washing machine on fast spin with a walking stick. Rattles but steady as she goes..????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dance like a Brick

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