FabSwingers.com forum: Excuse me is that seat taken. Jump on the fab train you’ll never know who you’ll be sat next to.

By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

The fab train is pulling out of the station. The buffet car is stocked and the hot tub carriage is steaming up.

Get on board and see how far your ticket will take you.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I'm sitting on you!

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I'm sitting on you!"

Ooh so you are.

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

Seems like it's standing room only

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

Can I jump on?

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Seems like it's standing room only

Not quite.

But you’ll need a fair bit of space for that chap your holding there.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Can I jump on?

Absolutely.

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

Lounging by the buffet car

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh go on then. Anywhere is better than here

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

I’m nearest the bar

J x

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there

Jumping on for a short journey to work unless I can be distracted and accidently miss my stop...

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Budge up Cherry, seen any sexy bods yet?

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

Cool, I’ve seen there’s a quiet carriage, where’s the talking flirty rubbish carriage?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m on it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cool, I’ve seen there’s a quiet carriage, where’s the talking flirty rubbish carriage?

That’ll be mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m on!!! Please take me somewhere far far away!!!

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

Hoping on for a few stops..unless someone distracts me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I missed train travel. Where are we off to?

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

Anyone want to get up to some naughtiness on the luggage rack

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I missed train travel. Where are we off to?"

My place

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"Cool, I’ve seen there’s a quiet carriage, where’s the talking flirty rubbish carriage?

That’ll be mine

That makes sense

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hot tub carriage you say? I'm on board for this one. Bikini ready.

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"I missed train travel. Where are we off to?"

It’s about the journey rather than the destination

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Socially distance and looking out the window .....but watching the reflections.....someone with nice perfume sitting close....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If anyone wants to use me as their seat they can

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jumping on, is there cake?

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

If drinks and cake are available i'm hopping on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What is it with cake? More of a sandwich vibe personally

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooo go on then I will take a seat

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

We’ll stand up...as long as it’s got those looped hand holders attached to the roof of the train....C can be restrained and blindfolded in those...

Am I thinking out aloud again

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Happy to sit on a face if all seats taken.x

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By *ememberTheNameMan
over a year ago

barnsley

"Happy to sit on a face if all seats taken.x"

There’s a face right here

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

"If drinks and cake are available i'm hopping on

Budge up a bit, fancy sharing?

Can we get a cheeseboard too?

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By *man_4Man
over a year ago

London

I'm in before all the window seats are taken

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan
over a year ago

leek/ashbourne

Room for a small one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Choo choo....tickets please

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"If drinks and cake are available i'm hopping on

Budge up a bit, fancy sharing?

Can we get a cheeseboard too?

Now we're talking!

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By *omptationMan
over a year ago

liverpool

My phone is dying...

Anyone know i slot where i can plug myself it?

Those two sentences may not be related...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We’ll stand up...as long as it’s got those looped hand holders attached to the roof of the train....C can be restrained and blindfolded in those...

Am I thinking out aloud again

You’re sounding a bit obsessed but I get why

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This sounds like a fun train...can I get a round trip ticket???

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By *tue555Man
over a year ago

Passed Beyond Reach

Got kicked off at the next station

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have a go at driving it? I promise I will be really really careful and slow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perhaps Bondagegirl I could help you with your control, and press a few of your buttons....

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By *arker secrets 321Man
over a year ago

West Bromwich

I'll go all the way x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Happy to sit on a face if all seats taken.x"

Hot tongue for you here bluebell x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We will jump aboard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in buffet bar need coffee and looking for a seat

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By *lacklovingwomanWoman
over a year ago

St. Neots

Most definitely, hopefully its a long journey...has anyone found my wand ?

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"What is it with cake? More of a sandwich vibe personally

Egg and cress for you my lovely.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Right you lot. Tickets please

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Most definitely, hopefully its a long journey...has anyone found my wand ?

I think it rolled under my seat. If you get down on your knees you can see it.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"We will jump aboard

Jump up here next to me.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I’m in buffet bar need coffee and looking for a seat

I’m sure there’s plenty of room for a lady with coffee.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right you lot. Tickets please

Emmm don’t have a ticket or money oppps can pay in other ways in the bathroom or right here in front off every one lol ha ha

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Can I have a go at driving it? I promise I will be really really careful and slow

Shall we build up a head of steam.

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By *mmaCD1029TV/TS
over a year ago

Bangor

I'll hop on as long for a long ride

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Right you lot. Tickets please

Emmm don’t have a ticket or money oppps can pay in other ways in the bathroom or right here in front off every one lol ha ha

Right here is good with me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shit I’ve left my trunks behind can I still get in the hot tub carriage.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right you lot. Tickets please

Emmm don’t have a ticket or money oppps can pay in other ways in the bathroom or right here in front off every one lol ha ha

Right here is good with me.

Ok do as you please with me lol

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Slips in just before the doors close.

Help yourself to my salty nuts. Whoop!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Room for a not so little one ? X

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Shit I’ve left my trunks behind can I still get in the hot tub carriage. "

You can’t get in with them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I have a go at driving it? I promise I will be really really careful and slow

Shall we build up a head of steam.

I'm sure we will build up a head of something

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Can I squeeze in?

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Right you lot. Tickets please

Emmm don’t have a ticket or money oppps can pay in other ways in the bathroom or right here in front off every one lol ha ha

Right here is good with me.

Ok do as you please with me lol

And the crowd went wild. How was it for you.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Can I squeeze in?

Yes you can, squeeze in tight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooo yes please, I love a good ride

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Happy to sit on a face if all seats taken.x"

Will a smiley one do the trick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this the quiet carriage?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right you lot. Tickets please

Emmm don’t have a ticket or money oppps can pay in other ways in the bathroom or right here in front off every one lol ha ha

Right here is good with me.

Ok do as you please with me lol

And the crowd went wild. How was it for you.

Was awesome but emmm now I have stains on my dress lol ooo well x

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Ooo yes please, I love a good ride

Would you like to face forwards or backwards.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh, I’m late, have I missed the train

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Right you lot. Tickets please

Emmm don’t have a ticket or money oppps can pay in other ways in the bathroom or right here in front off every one lol ha ha

Right here is good with me.

Ok do as you please with me lol

And the crowd went wild. How was it for you.

Was awesome but emmm now I have stains on my dress lol ooo well x"

Errr yes sorry about that. It was the rocking of the train.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Oh, I’m late, have I missed the train

Definitely not. Come and have a look in the no sleep allowed sleeper carriage.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right you lot. Tickets please

Emmm don’t have a ticket or money oppps can pay in other ways in the bathroom or right here in front off every one lol ha ha

Right here is good with me.

Ok do as you please with me lol

And the crowd went wild. How was it for you.

Was awesome but emmm now I have stains on my dress lol ooo well x

Errr yes sorry about that. It was the rocking of the train.

It’s ok I sit here with them as a badge of honor and just how classy I am lol

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Room for a not so little one ? X"

Room for all sizes.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Right you lot. Tickets please

Emmm don’t have a ticket or money oppps can pay in other ways in the bathroom or right here in front off every one lol ha ha

Right here is good with me.

Ok do as you please with me lol

And the crowd went wild. How was it for you.

Was awesome but emmm now I have stains on my dress lol ooo well x

Errr yes sorry about that. It was the rocking of the train.

It’s ok I sit here with them as a badge of honor and just how classy I am lol "

You’ve got some mayo on your chin. Ooooooh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Room for a not so little one ? X

Room for all sizes.

Woooohoooo I need a road trip !

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Room for a not so little one ? X

Room for all sizes.

Woooohoooo I need a road trip !"

And a rail one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh, I’m late, have I missed the train

Definitely not. Come and have a look in the no sleep allowed sleeper carriage.

Are you escorting me in there

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I’m on it

Hello my name is it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right you lot. Tickets please

Emmm don’t have a ticket or money oppps can pay in other ways in the bathroom or right here in front off every one lol ha ha

Right here is good with me.

Ok do as you please with me lol

And the crowd went wild. How was it for you.

Was awesome but emmm now I have stains on my dress lol ooo well x

Errr yes sorry about that. It was the rocking of the train.

It’s ok I sit here with them as a badge of honor and just how classy I am lol

You’ve got some mayo on your chin. Ooooooh

Ha ha lol ooo well

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Oh, I’m late, have I missed the train

Definitely not. Come and have a look in the no sleep allowed sleeper carriage.

Are you escorting me in there

I’ll tuck you in and out and in and out.

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