FabSwingers.com forum: What makes you feel old?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A beautiful young man helped me get something down from a shelf in the supermarket last night and gave me a cheeky wink.

As I have no life at the moment it really cheered me up.

Then I realised he was just doing his good deed of the day helping the elderly.

He must have only been in his 20's so I could be his mother

What has made you feel old recently?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My knees, my back, the shit ton of grey hairs appearing in my beard

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

Being told that 1990 was over 30 years ago, and not quite recently, as it seems

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Having a 30 year old son

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Fat of the Land by The Prodigy is 25 years old next year. Fecking ridiculous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When someone mentions the year of a film being released or song that I remember, and they say they weren’t even alive then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The way I feel today

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The Fat of the Land by The Prodigy is 25 years old next year. Fecking ridiculous "

Oh shut up - no it wasn't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Birthdays lol

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By *naquest321Man
over a year ago

Carlisle

The age range on someone I fancied.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The way I feel today

How do you feel today luvvie?

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By *ifty69Man
over a year ago

north tyneside

"The age range on someone I fancied.

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me too

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

Waking up makes me feel old.

Friends my age who are already grandparents makes me feel old.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Birthdays lol "

I've got a birthday coming up

I'm ignoring it - it's a ridiculous number I refuse to acknowledge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The relentlessness passing of time.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Waking up makes me feel old.

Friends my age who are already grandparents makes me feel old. "

waking up is exhausting- I want my 20yr old body and will to live back!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The relentlessness passing of time. "

Yeah someone ought to put a pause on that for a bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The way I feel today

How do you feel today luvvie?"

Soooo tired, I’ll be ok, another 57 cups of tea, I’ll be raring to go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of my children yesterday telling me that in 20 years, I'll be in my 60s.

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By *fweonlymeettwiceMan
over a year ago

Madrid

"A beautiful young man helped me get something down from a shelf in the supermarket last night and gave me a cheeky wink.

As I have no life at the moment it really cheered me up.

Then I realised he was just doing his good deed of the day helping the elderly.

He must have only been in his 20's so I could be his mother

What has made you feel old recently?"
Some one who is only 45 yrs old who thinks they are old

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Being told that 1990 was over 30 years ago, and not quite recently, as it seems

1990 is what I gauge everything off, it was a golden summer.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Oh god pretty much everything.

Blokes with hair.

Taking half an hour to get a hard on.

Almost 40 years in building trade has taken its toll on my body.

Fit younger women make me feel really old.

Older women with filters looking for younger guys.

But mostly it's just remembering when I used to be so fit and strong, rock hard muscles and stamina for ever.

Now I just feel like a bald overcooked baked potato in glasses who pees alot.

I have no idea why women like younger guy's

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"One of my children yesterday telling me that in 20 years, I'll be in my 60s."

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove

Having a diagnosis which is primarily known in the elderly.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Some one who is only 45 yrs old who thinks they are old

I've got a birthday coming up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One of my children yesterday telling me that in 20 years, I'll be in my 60s."

That one is a bit of a kick in the teeth too

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"He must have only been in his 20's so I could be his mother

Or his cougar

Did you get his number, or Instagram MySpace name, or whatever kids use nowadays?

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By *ermite12ukMan
over a year ago

Solihull and Brentwood

When one of the grandkids says something like 'That's sic.' and I get completely the wrong end of the stick.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh god pretty much everything.

Blokes with hair.

Taking half an hour to get a hard on.

Almost 40 years in building trade has taken its toll on my body.

Fit younger women make me feel really old.

Older women with filters looking for younger guys.

But mostly it's just remembering when I used to be so fit and strong, rock hard muscles and stamina for ever.

Now I just feel like a bald overcooked baked potato in glasses who pees alot.

I have no idea why women like younger guy's

I feel like an ancient potato too!

I don't want to be a potato

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"One of my children yesterday telling me that in 20 years, I'll be in my 60s.

That one is a bit of a kick in the teeth too "

Pffft I have the dubious gloom that in 20years I will probably be dead!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My 41 birthday

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

Thinking and wondering how long I have left and then realise I’m closer to it than I was 30 years ago lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"He must have only been in his 20's so I could be his mother

Or his cougar

Did you get his number, or Instagram MySpace name, or whatever kids use nowadays?"

I highly doubt that.

I can barely work my phone let alone know what the yoof of today use to talk to each other.

Why can't we go and knock on people's doors anymore?

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By *idsTonyMan
over a year ago

RUGBY

The apprentices at work!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That strange groany/shouty noise i make when I pick something up from the floor

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That strange groany/shouty noise i make when I pick something up from the floor "

How does that go?

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

I looked in the mirror and some old gezza looked back at me

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By *ermite12ukMan
over a year ago

Solihull and Brentwood

Why can't we go and knock on people's doors anymore?

Because people don't have knockers anymore. Apart from your goodself who have a tremendous set.

They have doorbells with cameras. That can spot you from half a mile away.

....depending on how long your drive is. obvs.

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By *irty PrettyWoman
over a year ago

Cardiff

The doctor who discharged me from hospital a couple of weeks ago. Not only did he look far too young, he said “no heavy lifting for 6 weeks, including children or grandchildren”. GRANDCHILDREN!! I know I must have looked like shit at the time, but I’m not even 43 yet! How very dare!

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By *irty PrettyWoman
over a year ago

Cardiff

"The Fat of the Land by The Prodigy is 25 years old next year. Fecking ridiculous "

Shhhh. No need to say such awful things! It was definitely only a few years ago!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The doctor who discharged me from hospital a couple of weeks ago. Not only did he look far too young, he said “no heavy lifting for 6 weeks, including children or grandchildren”. GRANDCHILDREN!! I know I must have looked like shit at the time, but I’m not even 43 yet! How very dare!"

OMG

I hope you corrected the whippersnapper!

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By *fweonlymeettwiceMan
over a year ago

Madrid

More time behind me than in front of me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing yet so much apart from pesky kids

But when I get to the day when I'm reminiscing past more than planning future, than I will worry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That strange groany/shouty noise i make when I pick something up from the floor

How does that go?

Yeeeeeeoooooowwwww

Something like that

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By *irty PrettyWoman
over a year ago

Cardiff

OMG

I hope you corrected the whippersnapper!

I was literally speechless and couldn’t say anything, I was just like

The other women on the ward could see my face and I could see them all trying not to laugh in a kind of horrified sympathy - because obviously they’ve heard me reciting my date of birth 300 times a day for the best part of a week. I mean yes, I *could* have grandchildren, technically, but that’s a bit of an assumption to make!

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By *ausageNmashCouple
over a year ago

Andover

Realising that the t.v ads I watched as a kid was far more entertaining than actual t.v of today

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

When it takes ages for me to scroll down the list of years to enter my birth year on a form...

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

I never really feel old as such but I do sometimes really notice how much older I am ifyswim.

When young guys on here say how they admire older women and to them that means 40

When pre covid a young guy in the supermarket queue offered to hold my really heavy basket and I realised it wasn't because he was trying to impress me.

When I see clothing that I owned and wore described as vintage.

I don't care about being old, older, mature whatever you want to call it. It beats the alternative.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Everything makes me feel old just lately

my creaking knees, my cracking hip bones, my knobbly knuckles and aching wrists

basically any joint in my body has decided to cease up

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan
over a year ago

button moon

"The age range on someone I fancied.

me too

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When it takes ages for me to scroll down the list of years to enter my birth year on a form..."
like a fruit machine, but no jackpot when it stops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having to use a walking stick

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

A teenager offered me her seat on the bus

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Becoming a great-grandmother last year

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know it is an easy one to say, but new music, I just can't listen to radio 1 anymore.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seeing my daughter with her children

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By *host63Man
over a year ago

Bedfont Feltham

Fabswingers.com and rezlufing you are out of peoples preferred age range including yours.

Oh and my knees

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trying to explain to my teenage nieces who Elvis Presley was

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m only 30 but it blows my mind that my brother in law wasn’t born when England won the World Cup in 03.

He is having a kid now!

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

"I know it is an easy one to say, but new music, I just can't listen to radio 1 anymore."

Wait till u get to radio 4 lol

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By *athan 123Man
over a year ago

rochdale oldham border

"My knees, my back, the shit ton of grey hairs appearing in my beard

Lol same

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By *osineCouple
over a year ago

Weston-Super-Mare

Scrolling through facebook at my hubbys photos, making sure I'm not swooning over pictures any earlier than 2012 as he was only just 18 then, but I had 6 year old twins!

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Hal Cruttenden has a routine about how when you are in your twenties you will go to work on a Monday morning with aches and pains because you were abseiling or something, but in your 40s, you'll go into work with aches and pains just because you slept funny

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By *osineCouple
over a year ago

Weston-Super-Mare

"I know it is an easy one to say, but new music, I just can't listen to radio 1 anymore.

Wait till u get to radio 4 lol "

I love BBC Radio 4! but BBC radio 2 is where its at

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grey hairs and I’ve got Arthritis in my neck and shoulders

I’m only 35

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Enjoying smooth radio

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By *etnetWoman
over a year ago

birmingham

When I see a fit 30 year old and I’m like 51......... wishing I was 20 years young lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At 54 I'm seriously planning for my retirement now and counting down the years.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My kids aren't kids anymore

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By *RSTCouple
over a year ago

S. Northants

That someone on my team in work was younger than my daughter when I started this job.

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

The bloody mirror is making me feel old atm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Being told that 1990 was over 30 years ago, and not quite recently, as it seems

Same

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Birthdays lol

I've got a birthday coming up

I'm ignoring it - it's a ridiculous number I refuse to acknowledge

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I turn 39 in april

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Realising last week for the first time that screenshots can be faked

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

"Realising last week for the first time that screenshots can be faked

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

The heartbreaking epiphany that when men and couples on here talk about meeting young women - that's not me. I'm old now. So old.

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"The heartbreaking epiphany that when men and couples on here talk about meeting young women - that's not me. I'm old now. So old.

Eh? Speak up?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Realising last week for the first time that screenshots can be faked

Exactly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My hair going white

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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff

The realisation that The Beatles St Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band was released closer to the start of the First World War, than to the present day

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

When your year of birth that you're filling in in an online form, is nowhere near the list of years shown and you almost break the Internet scrolling down to find yours.

Your clothes have been through several cycles of being in and out of fashion.

People let you go first in queues, in case you've died by the time you would get served.

People get out of breath walking near you, because they refuse to be shown up by being beaten by an elder, so will try getting in front.

You wish Ikea would have commodes inbuilt in to all furniture

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

When you get responses saying well you are at that age now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A few days ago I had too teach my teenage son how to use a tin opener as he hadn't seen a tin without a ring pull lid.

Her x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The potent meds I'm taking at the moment make my joints stiff so I feel like I'm 90. I crawl off the sofa and have no energy at all. The wrinkles on my hands and face I also hate. Acutally, pretty much everything at the is making me feel flipping old

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The heartbreaking epiphany that when men and couples on here talk about meeting young women - that's not me. I'm old now. So old.

Bollocks

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By *heeriskingMan
over a year ago

Stockport

My daughter reminding me multiple times a day that I’m really old. Just hope restrictions lift before June for my 50th otherwise that will be dull as well as being 50.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unfinished Sympathy by Massive Attack was 30 years old last week.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another thread inspired my - Dancing like my dad

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By *host63Man
over a year ago

Bedfont Feltham

"The potent meds I'm taking at the moment make my joints stiff so I feel like I'm 90. I crawl off the sofa and have no energy at all. The wrinkles on my hands and face I also hate. Acutally, pretty much everything at the is making me feel flipping old

I.have to.say from my perspective you look pretty damn sexy right now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Goodfellas is 31 years old!

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By *tue555Man
over a year ago

Passed Beyond Reach

Seeing Olivia Newton John on TV 43 years after Grease, still looks half my age

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

Dam just been called young man by a 30something bloke sure sign I'm old grr

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Nothing makes me feel old.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Unfinished Sympathy by Massive Attack was 30 years old last week.

That's ridiculous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Corduroy trousers. Yes im wearing corduroys today....

i thought i pulled them off however.. melvin also came in today in corduroys... this made me feel a right old jeff.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An 18 year old wanted to have fun with me, he said he is attracted to MILFS and the older woman

I also have old lady joints and muscle issues

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Unfinished Sympathy by Massive Attack was 30 years old last week.

That's ridiculous

Ikr? Sadface.

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By *irewolffMan
over a year ago

Dublin

My bloody gray roots. They show my age, dont feel my age so hair is a give away.

MsD

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Being told that 1990 was over 30 years ago, and not quite recently, as it seems

yep,feels like a month ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Corduroy trousers. Yes im wearing corduroys today....

i thought i pulled them off however.. melvin also came in today in corduroys... this made me feel a right old jeff.

They make a good swishy noise when you walk. I miss my corduroys

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

My first day back at work and my back screaming at me cause I'm stood all day, or my kids making a statement like when you were our age mum did so and so (quoting something from before I was born)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seeing all the wrinkles in my eyes and being overly tired all the time

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Or a young un messaging me on here saying they love a mature woman FFS I'm 42

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having a son thats 32!!!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

When i say i had a fall instead of i fell over

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By *oomarangMan
over a year ago

Chester

My migratory rheumatoid arthritis and the fact I can’t ride mountain bike and BMX like I used to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My children telling me that I'm old.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh god pretty much everything.

Blokes with hair.

Taking half an hour to get a hard on.

Almost 40 years in building trade has taken its toll on my body.

Fit younger women make me feel really old.

Older women with filters looking for younger guys.

But mostly it's just remembering when I used to be so fit and strong, rock hard muscles and stamina for ever.

Now I just feel like a bald overcooked baked potato in glasses who pees alot.

I have no idea why women like younger guy's

Bald overcooked baked potatoes are hot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Unfinished Sympathy by Massive Attack was 30 years old last week.

Noooooooo!!

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By *adame 2SwordsWoman
over a year ago

Victoria, London

guys on here looking for a milf to instruct them. feel old, but feels morally wrong!

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

He probably thought u hot! Lots of young men like more mature and u look good! X

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By *urtyGentMan
over a year ago

eastleigh

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By *omino51Man
over a year ago

loughborough

I need to shake my cock now after a pee. For years my penis powers were great and i didnt leak. Now i leak more than the fugging Titanic.

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By *urtyGentMan
over a year ago

eastleigh

Had to fill in an online induction form for one of my lads today. Little prick was born in 1999. Made me feel ancient

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By *an4funMan
over a year ago

london

"A teenager offered me her seat on the bus

That happened to me. Not by a teenager though but by someone that looked older than me

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By *implynaughty1Couple
over a year ago

stockport

Being grandparents

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

As to what makes me feel old being a great gran dont help! But nah! I dont really feel old physically x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you enter date of birth online and you have to go soooo far back on the year

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By *L RogueMan
over a year ago

London

"When you enter date of birth online and you have to go soooo far back on the year"

Same!

and computer games.

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By *ickJMan
over a year ago

Hemel Hempstead

I usually feel like I'm still 27. I think that's probably my mental age.

My most common "I'm that old" moment is when some of my younger graduate colleagues ask me for advice, and I grab a sheet of paper from my "useful notes" folder, then realise that I wrote the information on that sheet of paper before they were born!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Friends kids asking me if I wrote with feathers ,when I was at school

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By *irty PrettyWoman
over a year ago

Cardiff

"Or a young un messaging me on here saying they love a mature woman FFS I'm 42

Oh god yes, I hate that one. Anyone who calls me “mature” or goes on about cougars gets instantly deleted. I might be 42 but I refuse to accept that fact!

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By *r_PinkMan
over a year ago

london stratford

I was delivering (for work) meat *I worked for a butcher over christmas) to a shop and the cute girl who I was delivering to was flirting with me, I asked her age and she said 28, I asked her how old she thought I was, she said "about 35" and when I said "Thanks for the compliment, I am actually 50" the look of horror on her face, almost discussed at me. she stopped flirting there and then. WOW did that make me feel like a dirty OLD man.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fecking covid is making me feel old

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By *an4funMan
over a year ago

london

"Fecking covid is making me feel old

Don't feck it then.

I'll get my coat

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fecking covid is making me feel old

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Hearing Boris Johnson say today that niteclubs in England could be open at end of June makes me feel very very old. Because while you are all back partying we will still be stuck at home on a Saturday night drinking tea and wondering should I have jaffa cakes or hob knobs with it!!

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By *imon_hydeMan
over a year ago

Stockport

Getting up off the sofa...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When your trying to get up if your on your knees

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fecking covid is making me feel old

Hearing Boris Johnson say today that niteclubs in England could be open at end of June makes me feel very very old. Because while you are all back partying we will still be stuck at home on a Saturday night drinking tea and wondering should I have jaffa cakes or hob knobs with it!!

Oh god im gonna get me zimmer ready!!

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Being 56 yesterday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Corduroy trousers. Yes im wearing corduroys today....

i thought i pulled them off however.. melvin also came in today in corduroys... this made me feel a right old jeff.

They make a good swishy noise when you walk. I miss my corduroys

Haha that they do!

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

The cracks and creaks and sounds you make when you stand up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The cracks and creaks and sounds you make when you stand up "

I've had those since i was 14

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By *eoeclipseWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

"Having a diagnosis which is primarily known in the elderly."

Me too!!

talking to people less that 10 yrs my junior...but the don't know things like smoking inside pubs & playing music to realise it came out like 20/30 years ago especially when I remember when they came out

in contrst what makes me feel young is being refered to as my son's gf instead of his mother...BONUS!!

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By *eoeclipseWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

"Fecking covid is making me feel old

feck it if the past year has taught us anything it's that life is short, enjoy it.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

My son getting his first home!

Him and his girlfriend are renting their first flat.

I haven't met her yet

they got together a year ago so not had the chance what with world plague.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Oh, and getting a message asking if I live with my nan

No ya cunt, it's my style and I love it. I'm preparing!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

My nephew and nieces

People asking if I'm on whattap I'm not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

looking at my balls in the mirror

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Working in a physical job with lads much younger than me who insist on doing the hard graft so I don't get too tired. Bless em...... young pups that they are

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Ralph Macchio, who played Daniel LaRusso in The Karate Kid is now older than Mr. Miyagi was at the time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you enjoy washing the pots.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am nearly 61 years old and positive.I am very lucky to be in work.I am a self employed magazine,community newsletter,flyer distributor.It's Outdoor work.I use a MTB bike and walk.I get paid and keep physically,mentally fit!.My days off- I am MTBing and road biking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ralph Macchio, who played Daniel LaRusso in The Karate Kid is now older than Mr. Miyagi was at the time."

What??!!!!! Oh crikey!! I need to Google this.

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

I still sleep naked but need bedsocks in the winter as i get cold feet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ralph Macchio, who played Daniel LaRusso in The Karate Kid is now older than Mr. Miyagi was at the time.

What??!!!!! Oh crikey!! I need to Google this.

Mr Miyagi was 52 in Karate Kid 1. Ralph M (I can't spell) is 59!!

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By *offee27Man
over a year ago

Wiltshire

Macaulay culkins is 40

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By *risky businessMan
over a year ago

APharaohWay

Birthday tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That its 21 years since my current career started where has that time gone

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By *moothshaftMan
over a year ago

Coventry

Knowing that I'm now into the last quarter of my life.

And time passes quicker than it did in my first quarter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not being agile as I used to be.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Friends kids asking me if I wrote with feathers ,when I was at school"

Hahahaaa

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

Having to put a clean pair of socks on before going to bed, because you know there is no way you’ll be able to put them on when you get up in the morning.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seeing so many women's cut off point to meet at 40

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

The album: Now that's what I call Dad Rock!

So far as I can tell, it features lots of young and hip musicians.

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

The youth.. My son is 15.. I love appreciating them all, their banterand watching them and remembering.

Although I miss them all round the house. Roll on summer when they can all hang out again and be young xxx

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

Realising that our children are older than when we became parents... by a few years.

Though I tend not to feel old... my gran is 95 so I'm (hopefully) only halfway through

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

I’m getting slower at running. It’s a year on year thing.

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By *tue555Man
over a year ago

Passed Beyond Reach

Knowing that a high percentage of people on this site are younger than your kids

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

The Mirror

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

"The Mirror

Yep.. And this!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't feel old but 40 looks like a big number

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

When you've lost veris from someone you met on here 14 years ago cos they're unlos

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By *owdyboy 890Man
over a year ago

Country West

My hair at the moment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My 50th this weekend but fuck it, it's only a number...

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

My students make me feel old ALL the time

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"My students make me feel old ALL the time

Are you a Primary School teacher

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My knees and my joints. This getting old malarkey is rubbish especially as my mind is still in my 20’s

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread. It’s been going on for what seems like days.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Recently looked around work and realised I’m the mature older rational head people come too! Heartbreaking haha

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"My students make me feel old ALL the time

Are you a Primary School teacher

Uni foundation year

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was when I realised I make the same noise as my dad when I sit on a sofa!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"My students make me feel old ALL the time

Are you a Primary School teacher

Uni foundation year

Haven't got a Scooby what that means, I left Boarding School in 1979

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