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"The Fat of the Land by The Prodigy is 25 years old next year. Fecking ridiculous " Oh shut up - no it wasn't ![]() | |||
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"The way I feel today ![]() How do you feel today luvvie? | |||
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"Waking up makes me feel old. Friends my age who are already grandparents makes me feel old. " ![]() | |||
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"The relentlessness passing of time. " Yeah someone ought to put a pause on that for a bit ![]() | |||
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"The way I feel today ![]() Soooo tired, I’ll be ok, another 57 cups of tea, I’ll be raring to go ![]() | |||
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"A beautiful young man helped me get something down from a shelf in the supermarket last night and gave me a cheeky wink. As I have no life at the moment it really cheered me up. Then I realised he was just doing his good deed of the day helping the elderly. He must have only been in his 20's so I could be his mother ![]() Some one who is only 45 yrs old who thinks they are old ![]() | |||
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"Being told that 1990 was over 30 years ago, and not quite recently, as it seems ![]() 1990 is what I gauge everything off, it was a golden summer. | |||
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"One of my children yesterday telling me that in 20 years, I'll be in my 60s." ![]() | |||
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"Some one who is only 45 yrs old who thinks they are old ![]() I've got a birthday coming up ![]() | |||
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"One of my children yesterday telling me that in 20 years, I'll be in my 60s." That one is a bit of a kick in the teeth too | |||
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"He must have only been in his 20's so I could be his mother ![]() Or his cougar ![]() | |||
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"Oh god pretty much everything. Blokes with hair. Taking half an hour to get a hard on. Almost 40 years in building trade has taken its toll on my body. Fit younger women make me feel really old. Older women with filters looking for younger guys. But mostly it's just remembering when I used to be so fit and strong, rock hard muscles and stamina for ever. Now I just feel like a bald overcooked baked potato in glasses who pees alot. I have no idea why women like younger guy's ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"One of my children yesterday telling me that in 20 years, I'll be in my 60s. That one is a bit of a kick in the teeth too " Pffft I have the dubious gloom that in 20years I will probably be dead! | |||
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"That strange groany/shouty noise i make when I pick something up from the floor " ![]() ![]() | |||
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" Why can't we go and knock on people's doors anymore? ![]() Because people don't have knockers anymore. Apart from your goodself who have a tremendous set. ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"The Fat of the Land by The Prodigy is 25 years old next year. Fecking ridiculous " Shhhh. No need to say such awful things! It was definitely only a few years ago! | |||
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"The doctor who discharged me from hospital a couple of weeks ago. Not only did he look far too young, he said “no heavy lifting for 6 weeks, including children or grandchildren”. GRANDCHILDREN!! I know I must have looked like shit at the time, but I’m not even 43 yet! How very dare!" OMG ![]() ![]() | |||
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"That strange groany/shouty noise i make when I pick something up from the floor ![]() ![]() Yeeeeeeoooooowwwww Something like that ![]() | |||
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"The doctor who discharged me from hospital a couple of weeks ago. Not only did he look far too young, he said “no heavy lifting for 6 weeks, including children or grandchildren”. GRANDCHILDREN!! I know I must have looked like shit at the time, but I’m not even 43 yet! How very dare! OMG ![]() ![]() I was literally speechless and couldn’t say anything, I was just like ![]() ![]() | |||
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"When it takes ages for me to scroll down the list of years to enter my birth year on a form..." like a fruit machine, but no jackpot when it stops ![]() | |||
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"I know it is an easy one to say, but new music, I just can't listen to radio 1 anymore." Wait till u get to radio 4 lol | |||
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"My knees, my back, the shit ton of grey hairs appearing in my beard ![]() Lol same | |||
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"I know it is an easy one to say, but new music, I just can't listen to radio 1 anymore. Wait till u get to radio 4 lol " I love BBC Radio 4! but BBC radio 2 is where its at | |||
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"Being told that 1990 was over 30 years ago, and not quite recently, as it seems ![]() Same | |||
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"Birthdays lol I've got a birthday coming up ![]() ![]() I turn 39 in april | |||
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"The heartbreaking epiphany that when men and couples on here talk about meeting young women - that's not me. I'm old now. So old. ![]() Eh? Speak up? ![]() | |||
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"Realising last week for the first time that screenshots can be faked ![]() ![]() Exactly ![]() | |||
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"The heartbreaking epiphany that when men and couples on here talk about meeting young women - that's not me. I'm old now. So old. ![]() Bollocks ![]() | |||
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"The potent meds I'm taking at the moment make my joints stiff so I feel like I'm 90. I crawl off the sofa and have no energy at all. The wrinkles on my hands and face I also hate. Acutally, pretty much everything at the is making me feel flipping old ![]() I.have to.say from my perspective you look pretty damn sexy right now | |||
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"Unfinished Sympathy by Massive Attack was 30 years old last week. ![]() That's ridiculous ![]() | |||
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"Unfinished Sympathy by Massive Attack was 30 years old last week. ![]() ![]() Ikr? Sadface. | |||
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"Corduroy trousers. Yes im wearing corduroys today.... i thought i pulled them off however.. melvin also came in today in corduroys... this made me feel a right old jeff. ![]() ![]() They make a good swishy noise when you walk. I miss my corduroys ![]() | |||
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"Oh god pretty much everything. Blokes with hair. Taking half an hour to get a hard on. Almost 40 years in building trade has taken its toll on my body. Fit younger women make me feel really old. Older women with filters looking for younger guys. But mostly it's just remembering when I used to be so fit and strong, rock hard muscles and stamina for ever. Now I just feel like a bald overcooked baked potato in glasses who pees alot. I have no idea why women like younger guy's ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Bald overcooked baked potatoes are hot. ![]() | |||
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"Unfinished Sympathy by Massive Attack was 30 years old last week. ![]() Noooooooo!! ![]() ![]() | |||
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"A teenager offered me her seat on the bus ![]() That happened to me. Not by a teenager though but by someone that looked older than me ![]() | |||
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"When you enter date of birth online and you have to go soooo far back on the year" Same! ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Or a young un messaging me on here saying they love a mature woman FFS I'm 42 ![]() Oh god yes, I hate that one. Anyone who calls me “mature” or goes on about cougars gets instantly deleted. I might be 42 but I refuse to accept that fact! | |||
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"Fecking covid is making me feel old ![]() Don't feck it then. I'll get my coat | |||
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"Fecking covid is making me feel old ![]() Hearing Boris Johnson say today that niteclubs in England could be open at end of June makes me feel very very old. Because while you are all back partying we will still be stuck at home on a Saturday night drinking tea and wondering should I have jaffa cakes or hob knobs with it!! ![]() | |||
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"Fecking covid is making me feel old ![]() ![]() Oh god im gonna get me zimmer ready!! | |||
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"Corduroy trousers. Yes im wearing corduroys today.... i thought i pulled them off however.. melvin also came in today in corduroys... this made me feel a right old jeff. ![]() ![]() ![]() Haha that they do! ![]() | |||
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"The cracks and creaks and sounds you make when you stand up " I've had those since i was 14 ![]() | |||
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"Having a diagnosis which is primarily known in the elderly." Me too!! talking to people less that 10 yrs my junior...but the don't know things like smoking inside pubs & playing music to realise it came out like 20/30 years ago especially when I remember when they came out ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Fecking covid is making me feel old ![]() ![]() feck it if the past year has taught us anything it's that life is short, enjoy it. | |||
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"Ralph Macchio, who played Daniel LaRusso in The Karate Kid is now older than Mr. Miyagi was at the time." What??!!!!! Oh crikey!! I need to Google this. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Ralph Macchio, who played Daniel LaRusso in The Karate Kid is now older than Mr. Miyagi was at the time. What??!!!!! Oh crikey!! I need to Google this. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Mr Miyagi was 52 in Karate Kid 1. Ralph M (I can't spell) is 59!! | |||
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"My students make me feel old ALL the time ![]() Are you a Primary School teacher ![]() | |||
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"My students make me feel old ALL the time ![]() ![]() ![]() Haven't got a Scooby what that means, I left Boarding School in 1979 ![]() ![]() | |||
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