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Serious answers only please as it a medical issue
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"Yes and it all gets sent to your ears - they’ll start growing any day now " What's the origin of ear and nostril hair then? | |||
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"Yes and it all gets sent to your ears - they’ll start growing any day now What's the origin of ear and nostril hair then?" Must come from down there too... Are you losing your pubes OP? | |||
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"Yes and it all gets sent to your ears - they’ll start growing any day now What's the origin of ear and nostril hair then? Must come from down there too... Are you losing your pubes OP?" Exactly, he’ll be bald as a coot with ears like Dumbo and nose hair in you can plait | |||
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"Yes and it all gets sent to your ears - they’ll start growing any day now What's the origin of ear and nostril hair then? Must come from down there too... Are you losing your pubes OP? Exactly, he’ll be bald as a coot with ears like Dumbo and nose hair in you can plait"
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"Yes and it all gets sent to your ears - they’ll start growing any day now " Fucking great  | |||
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"Yes and it all gets sent to your ears - they’ll start growing any day now What's the origin of ear and nostril hair then?" The last time I plucked a nose hair I swear the root was around my bumhole | |||
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"Yes and it all gets sent to your ears - they’ll start growing any day now What's the origin of ear and nostril hair then? The last time I plucked a nose hair I swear the root was around my bumhole "Don't do it! It's not healthy. Just trim them x | |||
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"Yes and it all gets sent to your ears - they’ll start growing any day now What's the origin of ear and nostril hair then? Must come from down there too... Are you losing your pubes OP?" No, I now have hairs on my pubes | |||
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"Yes and it all gets sent to your ears - they’ll start growing any day now What's the origin of ear and nostril hair then? The last time I plucked a nose hair I swear the root was around my bumhole
Don't do it! It's not healthy. Just trim them x"I pluck mine  | |||
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"I thought lots of older guys had hanging balls to a degree. A bit like boobs can droop. That's not saying you're old though "I need to wear a nut bra now | |||
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"I thought lots of older guys had hanging balls to a degree. A bit like boobs can droop. That's not saying you're old though
I need to wear a nut bra now "Tight hipster boxers should do it  | |||
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"Yes and it all gets sent to your ears - they’ll start growing any day now What's the origin of ear and nostril hair then? The last time I plucked a nose hair I swear the root was around my bumhole
Don't do it! It's not healthy. Just trim them x
I pluck mine "I might have watched disturbing yt video which put me off the idea! | |||
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"I thought lots of older guys had hanging balls to a degree. A bit like boobs can droop. That's not saying you're old though
I need to wear a nut bra now "I want to see that please | |||
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"Yes and it all gets sent to your ears - they’ll start growing any day now What's the origin of ear and nostril hair then? The last time I plucked a nose hair I swear the root was around my bumhole
Don't do it! It's not healthy. Just trim them x
I pluck mine
I might have watched disturbing yt video which put me off the idea!"Best I don't watch it...I'm pluck everywhere! | |||
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"I thought lots of older guys had hanging balls to a degree. A bit like boobs can droop. That's not saying you're old though
I need to wear a nut bra now "Goodness they must be dangling so low... | |||
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Within a couple of years they'll be hanging down by ya knees and you'll be singing "Swing low sweet chariot" whilst using them to play table tennis | |||
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"Yes and it all gets sent to your ears - they’ll start growing any day now What's the origin of ear and nostril hair then? The last time I plucked a nose hair I swear the root was around my bumhole
Don't do it! It's not healthy. Just trim them x
I pluck mine
I might have watched disturbing yt video which put me off the idea!
Best I don't watch it...I'm pluck everywhere!"I like waxing and threading  not that I can do them myself. | |||
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"Yes and it all gets sent to your ears - they’ll start growing any day now What's the origin of ear and nostril hair then? The last time I plucked a nose hair I swear the root was around my bumhole
Don't do it! It's not healthy. Just trim them x
I pluck mine
I might have watched disturbing yt video which put me off the idea!
Best I don't watch it...I'm pluck everywhere!
I like waxing and threading not that I can do them myself. "I might give waxing a go and I'd love to be able to thread. Mind you, I do get great satisfaction out of pulling a hard to get chin hair | |||
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"Yes and it all gets sent to your ears - they’ll start growing any day now What's the origin of ear and nostril hair then? The last time I plucked a nose hair I swear the root was around my bumhole
Don't do it! It's not healthy. Just trim them x
I pluck mine
I might have watched disturbing yt video which put me off the idea!
Best I don't watch it...I'm pluck everywhere!
I like waxing and threading not that I can do them myself.
I might give waxing a go and I'd love to be able to thread.
Mind you, I do get great satisfaction out of pulling a hard to get chin hair "Hell yes. I have one in my little mole. Stubborn bastard. | |||
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"I have bleach dettol antiseptic to wash you etc you stink" | |||
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"Do you think if I applied some of that skin firming cream the old dears use then it’ll tighten up my ball bag? "Use wax | |||
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"Do you think if I applied some of that skin firming cream the old dears use then it’ll tighten up my ball bag?
Use wax"To tighten?? | |||
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"Do you think if I applied some of that skin firming cream the old dears use then it’ll tighten up my ball bag? "Maybe miniature sling. | |||
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"Do you think if I applied some of that skin firming cream the old dears use then it’ll tighten up my ball bag?
Use wax"Is it any good on scrotum? | |||
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"Do you think if I applied some of that skin firming cream the old dears use then it’ll tighten up my ball bag? "Yes. There are reports that excessive users loose their fingerprints | |||
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"Do you think if I applied some of that skin firming cream the old dears use then it’ll tighten up my ball bag?
Use wax
To tighten??"No for pain | |||
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"Do you think if I applied some of that skin firming cream the old dears use then it’ll tighten up my ball bag?
Use wax
Is it any good on scrotum? "Yes  | |||
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"Do you think if I applied some of that skin firming cream the old dears use then it’ll tighten up my ball bag?
Use wax
To tighten??
No for pain "Jesus | |||
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"Do you think if I applied some of that skin firming cream the old dears use then it’ll tighten up my ball bag?
Yes.
There are reports that excessive users loose their fingerprints "I’m off to Boots tomorrow  | |||
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"Look on the brightside , you can join Puppetry of the Penis as Mr. Shar Pei Nads." I look like John Wayne sat on some saddlebags | |||
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"Do you think if I applied some of that skin firming cream the old dears use then it’ll tighten up my ball bag?
Yes.
There are reports that excessive users loose their fingerprints
I’m off to Boots tomorrow "Its closed | |||
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"Do you think if I applied some of that skin firming cream the old dears use then it’ll tighten up my ball bag?
Yes.
There are reports that excessive users loose their fingerprints
I’m off to Boots tomorrow "Be sure to wear gloves | |||
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"Do you think if I applied some of that skin firming cream the old dears use then it’ll tighten up my ball bag?
Yes.
There are reports that excessive users loose their fingerprints
I’m off to Boots tomorrow
Its closed "The middle aisle in Aldi isn’t  | |||
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"What the fook you on about
Yes....
Within a couple of years they'll be hanging down by ya knees and you'll be singing "Swing low sweet chariot" whilst using them to play table tennis "P.s. You could make it a new Olympic sport  | |||
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"Do you think if I applied some of that skin firming cream the old dears use then it’ll tighten up my ball bag?
Yes.
There are reports that excessive users loose their fingerprints
I’m off to Boots tomorrow
Its closed
The middle aisle in Aldi isn’t ".I have hi heel fuck me boots I can help | |||
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"Do you think if I applied some of that skin firming cream the old dears use then it’ll tighten up my ball bag?
Yes.
There are reports that excessive users loose their fingerprints
I’m off to Boots tomorrow
Be sure to wear gloves "I’m not knicking it I’ll pay | |||
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"It’s what they call testicular atrophy. As we age, our testosterone production tends to drop as the testicles start to get smaller. The change is often gradual not especially noticeable. No health threat when it occurs naturally. If overly concerned speak to your GP. "Women get something similar ...vulvar atrophy. There are treatments for it that may help | |||
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"Look on the brightside , you can join Puppetry of the Penis as Mr. Shar Pei Nads. I look like John Wayne sat on some saddlebags "Did he have a long nose ? | |||
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"Do you think if I applied some of that skin firming cream the old dears use then it’ll tighten up my ball bag?
Yes.
There are reports that excessive users loose their fingerprints
I’m off to Boots tomorrow
Be sure to wear gloves
I’m not knicking it I’ll pay " | |||
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"It’s what they call testicular atrophy. As we age, our testosterone production tends to drop as the testicles start to get smaller. The change is often gradual not especially noticeable. No health threat when it occurs naturally. If overly concerned speak to your GP. "Thank you you’re the only one who’s posted a genuine answer for me | |||
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"Look on the brightside , you can join Puppetry of the Penis as Mr. Shar Pei Nads. I look like John Wayne sat on some saddlebags
Did he have a long nose ?"This is more like a donkey than a horse | |||
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"It’s what they call testicular atrophy. As we age, our testosterone production tends to drop as the testicles start to get smaller. The change is often gradual not especially noticeable. No health threat when it occurs naturally. If overly concerned speak to your GP.
Thank you you’re the only one who’s posted a genuine answer for me "Cos ya talk bollocks most the time | |||
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"It’s what they call testicular atrophy. As we age, our testosterone production tends to drop as the testicles start to get smaller. The change is often gradual not especially noticeable. No health threat when it occurs naturally. If overly concerned speak to your GP.
Thank you you’re the only one who’s posted a genuine answer for me
Cos ya talk bollocks most the time "I’m very sensitive about me plumbs | |||
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"......for your balls to shrink at my age? Either they’ve shrunk or I’ve grown a lot of ball bag skin recently
Serious answers only please as it a medical issue
Love and Peace "U sure someone isn’t sneaking in some oestrogen in ur breakfast every morning? Haha! (jokes jokes) | |||
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"......for your balls to shrink at my age? Either they’ve shrunk or I’ve grown a lot of ball bag skin recently
Serious answers only please as it a medical issue
Love and Peace
U sure someone isn’t sneaking in some oestrogen in ur breakfast every morning? Haha! (jokes jokes)"Hes a thief he stole my hormones | |||
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"It’s what they call testicular atrophy. As we age, our testosterone production tends to drop as the testicles start to get smaller. The change is often gradual not especially noticeable. No health threat when it occurs naturally. If overly concerned speak to your GP.
Thank you you’re the only one who’s posted a genuine answer for me
Cos ya talk bollocks most the time
I’m very sensitive about me plumbs "Or are ya plumbs very sensitive?  | |||
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"......for your balls to shrink at my age? Either they’ve shrunk or I’ve grown a lot of ball bag skin recently
Serious answers only please as it a medical issue
Love and Peace
U sure someone isn’t sneaking in some oestrogen in ur breakfast every morning? Haha! (jokes jokes)"I only eat vagina for breakfast | |||
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"......for your balls to shrink at my age? Either they’ve shrunk or I’ve grown a lot of ball bag skin recently
Serious answers only please as it a medical issue
Love and Peace
U sure someone isn’t sneaking in some oestrogen in ur breakfast every morning? Haha! (jokes jokes)
Hes a thief he stole my hormones "I only stole your | |||
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"It’s what they call testicular atrophy. As we age, our testosterone production tends to drop as the testicles start to get smaller. The change is often gradual not especially noticeable. No health threat when it occurs naturally. If overly concerned speak to your GP.
Thank you you’re the only one who’s posted a genuine answer for me
Cos ya talk bollocks most the time
I’m very sensitive about me plumbs
Or are ya plumbs very sensitive? "Both | |||
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"Apologies..I went back to read your OP. I didn't take you too seriously and I'm sorry for that. I recently felt like my cliterous felt smaller and went to the docs. It is a real thing as was mentioned above. Go see the doc..even if just to put your mind ar rest x" Apology accepted | |||
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"......for your balls to shrink at my age? Either they’ve shrunk or I’ve grown a lot of ball bag skin recently
Serious answers only please as it a medical issue
Love and Peace "Wouldn't know not got that old yet | |||
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"......for your balls to shrink at my age? Either they’ve shrunk or I’ve grown a lot of ball bag skin recently
Serious answers only please as it a medical issue
Love and Peace
U sure someone isn’t sneaking in some oestrogen in ur breakfast every morning? Haha! (jokes jokes)
Hes a thief he stole my hormones
I only stole your "True and my Fish | |||
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"......for your balls to shrink at my age? Either they’ve shrunk or I’ve grown a lot of ball bag skin recently
Serious answers only please as it a medical issue
Love and Peace
U sure someone isn’t sneaking in some oestrogen in ur breakfast every morning? Haha! (jokes jokes)
Hes a thief he stole my hormones
I only stole your
True and my Fish"Your star fish | |||
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"......for your balls to shrink at my age? Either they’ve shrunk or I’ve grown a lot of ball bag skin recently
Serious answers only please as it a medical issue
Love and Peace
U sure someone isn’t sneaking in some oestrogen in ur breakfast every morning? Haha! (jokes jokes)
Hes a thief he stole my hormones
I only stole your
True and my Fish
Your star fish " | |||
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"Il knit you a ball bag and out extra hot chill in it that should help " And put | |||
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"Run Anusol on them every night." Anusol runs on them every night anyway | |||
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"Il knit you a ball bag and out extra hot chill in it that should help " The ball bag has taste buds you know | |||
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"Il knit you a ball bag and out extra hot chill in it that should help The ball bag has taste buds you know "Try long johns | |||
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"Swing low sweet chariot .... " | |||
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"......for your balls to shrink at my age? Either they’ve shrunk or I’ve grown a lot of ball bag skin recently
Serious answers only please as it a medical issue
Love and Peace
U sure someone isn’t sneaking in some oestrogen in ur breakfast every morning? Haha! (jokes jokes)
I only eat vagina for breakfast "Maybe the vagina in question is very hormonal? Haha | |||
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"How old are you Eric" 27 | |||
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"......for your balls to shrink at my age? Either they’ve shrunk or I’ve grown a lot of ball bag skin recently
Serious answers only please as it a medical issue
Love and Peace
U sure someone isn’t sneaking in some oestrogen in ur breakfast every morning? Haha! (jokes jokes)
I only eat vagina for breakfast
Maybe the vagina in question is very hormonal? Haha "This is very true | |||
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"How old are you Eric 27 " Then why are your stinkers shrinking this is not good il take you docs tmrw il pick you up at 9 am be ready xx | |||
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"It’s what they call testicular atrophy. As we age, our testosterone production tends to drop as the testicles start to get smaller. The change is often gradual not especially noticeable. No health threat when it occurs naturally. If overly concerned speak to your GP.
Thank you you’re the only one who’s posted a genuine answer for me
Cos ya talk bollocks most the time "A bloke walks into an extremely posh restaurant, sits down and waives the waiter over. "I want to see the cock-sucking, mother-fucking boss now," he says. The waiter is naturally a bit taken aback and replies "Excuse me, sir, would you refrain from using that kind of language in here, I will get the manager as soon as I can." The manager comes over and the bloke says "Are you the chicken fucking manager of this bastard joint?" "Yes sir, I am", replies the manager but I would prefer you not to use that kind of vernacular in this restaurant, there are private parties and clients entertaining in here." The bloke replies "Fuck you anus features, where's the fucking piano?" The manager is a bit puzzled and asks the bloke to clarify the situation. "Where's the fucking piano, are you fucking deaf or what, you smelly stupid cunt?" "Ah", says the manager, "You've come about the pianist job out of the paper." "Too fucking right", the bloke replies. The manager tentatively takes the bloke over to the piano and begs him not to speak into the microphone. "Can you play any blues?" the manager asks. The bloke starts to play the most beautiful blues ever heard. "That's superb", gasps the manager, "What is it called?" "I want to shag your missus on the sofa but the springs keep hurting my cock end", replies the bloke. The manager is a bit disturbed. "Oh, do you know any jazz?" asks the manager a bit perplexed. The bloke plays the most melancholy jazz solo the manager has ever heard. "Absolutely magnificent", cries the manager, "What is that called?" "I wanked over the washing machine but my bollocks got caught in the powder drawer", replies the bloke. The manager is a tad embarrassed at this one. "Oh I say, do you know any romantic ballads?" asks the manager getting flustered. The bloke plays the most heartbreaking melody ever. "That was fantastic", crooned the manager, "What is that one called?" "Shagging sheep under the stars with the moonlight shining on my hairy ring piece", replies the bloke. The manager is highly upset at the bloke's language but is so moved by his music that he offers the bloke a job on the condition that he does not introduce any of the songs. The bloke accepts. The arrangement goes swimmingly for a couple of weeks when one night the bloke gets desperate for a wank. He leaves the restaurant and goes to the staff toilets. Strangely there is a magazine stuffed behind the bowl. The bloke retrieves the mag and discovers a good old wank mag. He naturally has a swift one off the wrist. As he is coming he hears the manager shouting "Where the fuck is that fucking pianist?" The bloke whips up his trousers, returns to the restaurant and begins playing some more tunes. After a couple of minutes a woman approaches him and whispers "Do you know your bollocks and knob are hanging out of your trousers dribbling jissum all over your shoes?" The bloke replies "Know it? I fucking wrote it! | |||
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"It’s what they call testicular atrophy. As we age, our testosterone production tends to drop as the testicles start to get smaller. The change is often gradual not especially noticeable. No health threat when it occurs naturally. If overly concerned speak to your GP.
Thank you you’re the only one who’s posted a genuine answer for me
Cos ya talk bollocks most the time
A bloke walks into an extremely posh restaurant, sits down and waives the waiter over. "I want to see the cock-sucking, mother-fucking boss now," he says.
The waiter is naturally a bit taken aback and replies "Excuse me, sir, would you refrain from using that kind of language in here, I will get the manager as soon as I can."
The manager comes over and the bloke says "Are you the chicken fucking manager of this bastard joint?" "Yes sir, I am", replies the manager but I would prefer you not to use that kind of vernacular in this restaurant, there are private parties and clients entertaining in here."
The bloke replies "Fuck you anus features, where's the fucking piano?"
The manager is a bit puzzled and asks the bloke to clarify the situation.
"Where's the fucking piano, are you fucking deaf or what, you smelly stupid cunt?"
"Ah", says the manager, "You've come about the pianist job out of the paper."
"Too fucking right", the bloke replies.
The manager tentatively takes the bloke over to the piano and begs him not to speak into the microphone.
"Can you play any blues?" the manager asks.
The bloke starts to play the most beautiful blues ever heard. "That's superb", gasps the manager, "What is it called?"
"I want to shag your missus on the sofa but the springs keep hurting my cock end", replies the bloke.
The manager is a bit disturbed. "Oh, do you know any jazz?" asks the manager a bit perplexed.
The bloke plays the most melancholy jazz solo the manager has ever heard. "Absolutely magnificent", cries the manager, "What is that called?"
"I wanked over the washing machine but my bollocks got caught in the powder drawer", replies the bloke.
The manager is a tad embarrassed at this one. "Oh I say, do you know any romantic ballads?" asks the manager getting flustered. The bloke plays the most heartbreaking melody ever. "That was fantastic", crooned the manager, "What is that one called?"
"Shagging sheep under the stars with the moonlight shining on my hairy ring piece", replies the bloke.
The manager is highly upset at the bloke's language but is so moved by his music that he offers the bloke a job on the condition that he does not introduce any of the songs. The bloke accepts.
The arrangement goes swimmingly for a couple of weeks when one night the bloke gets desperate for a wank. He leaves the restaurant and goes to the staff toilets. Strangely there is a magazine stuffed behind the bowl. The bloke retrieves the mag and discovers a good old wank mag. He naturally has a swift one off the wrist. As he is coming he hears the manager shouting "Where the fuck is that fucking pianist?"
The bloke whips up his trousers, returns to the restaurant and begins playing some more tunes. After a couple of minutes a woman approaches him and whispers "Do you know your bollocks and knob are hanging out of your trousers dribbling jissum all over your shoes?"
The bloke replies "Know it? I fucking wrote it!
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"How old are you Eric 27 Then why are your stinkers shrinking this is not good il take you docs tmrw il pick you up at 9 am be ready xx" I’ll wear a jockstrap so you know it’s me | |||
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"It’s what they call testicular atrophy. As we age, our testosterone production tends to drop as the testicles start to get smaller. The change is often gradual not especially noticeable. No health threat when it occurs naturally. If overly concerned speak to your GP.
Thank you you’re the only one who’s posted a genuine answer for me
Cos ya talk bollocks most the time
A bloke walks into an extremely posh restaurant, sits down and waives the waiter over. "I want to see the cock-sucking, mother-fucking boss now," he says.
The waiter is naturally a bit taken aback and replies "Excuse me, sir, would you refrain from using that kind of language in here, I will get the manager as soon as I can."
The manager comes over and the bloke says "Are you the chicken fucking manager of this bastard joint?" "Yes sir, I am", replies the manager but I would prefer you not to use that kind of vernacular in this restaurant, there are private parties and clients entertaining in here."
The bloke replies "Fuck you anus features, where's the fucking piano?"
The manager is a bit puzzled and asks the bloke to clarify the situation.
"Where's the fucking piano, are you fucking deaf or what, you smelly stupid cunt?"
"Ah", says the manager, "You've come about the pianist job out of the paper."
"Too fucking right", the bloke replies.
The manager tentatively takes the bloke over to the piano and begs him not to speak into the microphone.
"Can you play any blues?" the manager asks.
The bloke starts to play the most beautiful blues ever heard. "That's superb", gasps the manager, "What is it called?"
"I want to shag your missus on the sofa but the springs keep hurting my cock end", replies the bloke.
The manager is a bit disturbed. "Oh, do you know any jazz?" asks the manager a bit perplexed.
The bloke plays the most melancholy jazz solo the manager has ever heard. "Absolutely magnificent", cries the manager, "What is that called?"
"I wanked over the washing machine but my bollocks got caught in the powder drawer", replies the bloke.
The manager is a tad embarrassed at this one. "Oh I say, do you know any romantic ballads?" asks the manager getting flustered. The bloke plays the most heartbreaking melody ever. "That was fantastic", crooned the manager, "What is that one called?"
"Shagging sheep under the stars with the moonlight shining on my hairy ring piece", replies the bloke.
The manager is highly upset at the bloke's language but is so moved by his music that he offers the bloke a job on the condition that he does not introduce any of the songs. The bloke accepts.
The arrangement goes swimmingly for a couple of weeks when one night the bloke gets desperate for a wank. He leaves the restaurant and goes to the staff toilets. Strangely there is a magazine stuffed behind the bowl. The bloke retrieves the mag and discovers a good old wank mag. He naturally has a swift one off the wrist. As he is coming he hears the manager shouting "Where the fuck is that fucking pianist?"
The bloke whips up his trousers, returns to the restaurant and begins playing some more tunes. After a couple of minutes a woman approaches him and whispers "Do you know your bollocks and knob are hanging out of your trousers dribbling jissum all over your shoes?"
The bloke replies "Know it? I fucking wrote it!
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"It’s what they call testicular atrophy. As we age, our testosterone production tends to drop as the testicles start to get smaller. The change is often gradual not especially noticeable. No health threat when it occurs naturally. If overly concerned speak to your GP.
Thank you you’re the only one who’s posted a genuine answer for me
Cos ya talk bollocks most the time
A bloke walks into an extremely posh restaurant, sits down and waives the waiter over. "I want to see the cock-sucking, mother-fucking boss now," he says.
The waiter is naturally a bit taken aback and replies "Excuse me, sir, would you refrain from using that kind of language in here, I will get the manager as soon as I can."
The manager comes over and the bloke says "Are you the chicken fucking manager of this bastard joint?" "Yes sir, I am", replies the manager but I would prefer you not to use that kind of vernacular in this restaurant, there are private parties and clients entertaining in here."
The bloke replies "Fuck you anus features, where's the fucking piano?"
The manager is a bit puzzled and asks the bloke to clarify the situation.
"Where's the fucking piano, are you fucking deaf or what, you smelly stupid cunt?"
"Ah", says the manager, "You've come about the pianist job out of the paper."
"Too fucking right", the bloke replies.
The manager tentatively takes the bloke over to the piano and begs him not to speak into the microphone.
"Can you play any blues?" the manager asks.
The bloke starts to play the most beautiful blues ever heard. "That's superb", gasps the manager, "What is it called?"
"I want to shag your missus on the sofa but the springs keep hurting my cock end", replies the bloke.
The manager is a bit disturbed. "Oh, do you know any jazz?" asks the manager a bit perplexed.
The bloke plays the most melancholy jazz solo the manager has ever heard. "Absolutely magnificent", cries the manager, "What is that called?"
"I wanked over the washing machine but my bollocks got caught in the powder drawer", replies the bloke.
The manager is a tad embarrassed at this one. "Oh I say, do you know any romantic ballads?" asks the manager getting flustered. The bloke plays the most heartbreaking melody ever. "That was fantastic", crooned the manager, "What is that one called?"
"Shagging sheep under the stars with the moonlight shining on my hairy ring piece", replies the bloke.
The manager is highly upset at the bloke's language but is so moved by his music that he offers the bloke a job on the condition that he does not introduce any of the songs. The bloke accepts.
The arrangement goes swimmingly for a couple of weeks when one night the bloke gets desperate for a wank. He leaves the restaurant and goes to the staff toilets. Strangely there is a magazine stuffed behind the bowl. The bloke retrieves the mag and discovers a good old wank mag. He naturally has a swift one off the wrist. As he is coming he hears the manager shouting "Where the fuck is that fucking pianist?"
The bloke whips up his trousers, returns to the restaurant and begins playing some more tunes. After a couple of minutes a woman approaches him and whispers "Do you know your bollocks and knob are hanging out of your trousers dribbling jissum all over your shoes?"
The bloke replies "Know it? I fucking wrote it!
I laughed a little to.much at that "
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"It’s what they call testicular atrophy. As we age, our testosterone production tends to drop as the testicles start to get smaller. The change is often gradual not especially noticeable. No health threat when it occurs naturally. If overly concerned speak to your GP.
Thank you you’re the only one who’s posted a genuine answer for me
Cos ya talk bollocks most the time
A bloke walks into an extremely posh restaurant, sits down and waives the waiter over. "I want to see the cock-sucking, mother-fucking boss now," he says.
The waiter is naturally a bit taken aback and replies "Excuse me, sir, would you refrain from using that kind of language in here, I will get the manager as soon as I can."
The manager comes over and the bloke says "Are you the chicken fucking manager of this bastard joint?" "Yes sir, I am", replies the manager but I would prefer you not to use that kind of vernacular in this restaurant, there are private parties and clients entertaining in here."
The bloke replies "Fuck you anus features, where's the fucking piano?"
The manager is a bit puzzled and asks the bloke to clarify the situation.
"Where's the fucking piano, are you fucking deaf or what, you smelly stupid cunt?"
"Ah", says the manager, "You've come about the pianist job out of the paper."
"Too fucking right", the bloke replies.
The manager tentatively takes the bloke over to the piano and begs him not to speak into the microphone.
"Can you play any blues?" the manager asks.
The bloke starts to play the most beautiful blues ever heard. "That's superb", gasps the manager, "What is it called?"
"I want to shag your missus on the sofa but the springs keep hurting my cock end", replies the bloke.
The manager is a bit disturbed. "Oh, do you know any jazz?" asks the manager a bit perplexed.
The bloke plays the most melancholy jazz solo the manager has ever heard. "Absolutely magnificent", cries the manager, "What is that called?"
"I wanked over the washing machine but my bollocks got caught in the powder drawer", replies the bloke.
The manager is a tad embarrassed at this one. "Oh I say, do you know any romantic ballads?" asks the manager getting flustered. The bloke plays the most heartbreaking melody ever. "That was fantastic", crooned the manager, "What is that one called?"
"Shagging sheep under the stars with the moonlight shining on my hairy ring piece", replies the bloke.
The manager is highly upset at the bloke's language but is so moved by his music that he offers the bloke a job on the condition that he does not introduce any of the songs. The bloke accepts.
The arrangement goes swimmingly for a couple of weeks when one night the bloke gets desperate for a wank. He leaves the restaurant and goes to the staff toilets. Strangely there is a magazine stuffed behind the bowl. The bloke retrieves the mag and discovers a good old wank mag. He naturally has a swift one off the wrist. As he is coming he hears the manager shouting "Where the fuck is that fucking pianist?"
The bloke whips up his trousers, returns to the restaurant and begins playing some more tunes. After a couple of minutes a woman approaches him and whispers "Do you know your bollocks and knob are hanging out of your trousers dribbling jissum all over your shoes?"
The bloke replies "Know it? I fucking wrote it!
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