FabSwingers.com forum: Banana up the bum

By *ebjonnson OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon

Does this count as part of your five a day?

Asking for - a friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does this count as part of your five a day?

Asking for - a friend"

Yes with custard

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Depends if the skin’s still on or not

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

If you follow up with a cucumber, a carrot, a parsnip and perhaps a leek you are good for the whole day

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By *ememberTheNameMan
over a year ago

barnsley

"Does this count as part of your five a day?

Asking for - a friend"

A banana up the bum ... no harm done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll check with Bananaman

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

"I'll check with Bananaman

Is that what made him fly...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does this count as part of your five a day?

Asking for - a friend"

I suppose it does,yes,20%,if you are supposed to put five bananas up your bum a day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll check with Bananaman

Is that what made him fly..."

Quite possibly yes.

OP, after your experiment can you report back on your flying capabilities please.

This could change the future of humanity as we know it

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Just don't have it flambé (although it might help with jet propulsion)

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Does this count as part of your five a day?

Asking for - a friend"

Depends how far up it goes I guess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Banana split

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Depends if the skin’s still on or not "

Oh god, can you imagine?

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By *hromosexualsCouple
over a year ago

Near Abercynon

"If you follow up with a cucumber, a carrot, a parsnip and perhaps a leek you are good for the whole day

That will make your whole week... sorry; hole weak.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"If you follow up with a cucumber, a carrot, a parsnip and perhaps a leek you are good for the whole day

That will make your whole week... sorry; hole weak."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You might be best checking with Eric who eat the Banana to become Banana-Man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you follow up with a cucumber, a carrot, a parsnip and perhaps a leek you are good for the whole day

That will make your whole week... sorry; hole weak."

I guess that’s why a leak is last on that list.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is ripeness a factor?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Would these be EU regulation bananas?

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By *ebjonnson OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon

"Would these be EU regulation bananas?"

Keep that sort of perverted filth for the politics section - please!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if the cucumber goes up first?

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