FabSwingers.com forum: A question for the laydays

By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

How do you measure your clit?

Love and Peace

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

By whether he gags or not on mine

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Away for Christmas

Surely the same as us men. Remotes, bottles, pringles tubes etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gotta say I've never measured it before...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Surely the same as us men. Remotes, bottles, pringles tubes etc "

Saying that, mine is about the same size as the power button on my remote, so you could be on to something

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By *oulou75Woman
over a year ago

Chesterfield

Can honestly say it's never entered my head to measure my clit

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

With a miners lamp and a laser beam.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Can honestly say it's never entered my head to measure my clit

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it has now though, surely?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you ever see those bags of jelly bean misshapes...?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never occurred to me to measure my clit. It's neatly hidden away majority of the time...

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

With difficulty - most of it is internal.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Can't say I've thought about measuring it but now i have, thanks op.

Its about the size off a small finger nail.

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"By whether he gags or not on mine

That’s a mighty fine clitosterous you have there

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Surely the same as us men. Remotes, bottles, pringles tubes etc

Saying that, mine is about the same size as the power button on my remote, so you could be on to something"

But do you get ‘turned on’ if it’s pressed right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"By whether he gags or not on mine

That’s a mighty fine clitosterous you have there

Did somebody say "just eat"

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Can honestly say it's never entered my head to measure my clit

But now it has and you’re welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The size of a baked bean...when he manage to reveal her

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Have you ever see those bags of jelly bean misshapes...? "

Now that’s impressive

what flavour jelly bean does it taste like?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Should by bean comparison shouldn't it?

Haricot

Kidney

Jelly (already mentioned)

Broad

Butter.... Erm maybe not.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I've recently been so bored that I've been examining my clit quite a lot. And it's interesting.

Not sure if that is just because I'm really, really bored or because it's actually interesting but I'll take it

Not measuring it though.

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

I just take photos of it next to a can of impulse over the toilet

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By *lice MaliceWoman
over a year ago

The Facility

It's interesting because the clitoris isn't just a 'jelly bean' above a woman's vagina but extends anywhere from 7 - 13 centimetres inside her body too, in a wishbone shape.

13 centimetres is 5.11 inches.

Does size really matter though?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I've recently been so bored that I've been examining my clit quite a lot. And it's interesting.

Not sure if that is just because I'm really, really bored or because it's actually interesting but I'll take it

Not measuring it though."

Go on get it measured.

Do it, do it, do it

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

I don't you measure mine with your tongue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's interesting because the clitoris isn't just a 'jelly bean' above a woman's vagina but extends anywhere from 7 - 13 centimetres inside her body too, in a wishbone shape.

13 centimetres is 5.11 inches.

Does size really matter though?"

Can you imagine the inches the guys would add on if they tried accounting for the part of the penis within the body that you can't see?

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I just take photos of it next to a can of impulse over the toilet "

Is the background messy though?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's not something I've ever done.

Mrs KC

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"It's interesting because the clitoris isn't just a 'jelly bean' above a woman's vagina but extends anywhere from 7 - 13 centimetres inside her body too, in a wishbone shape.

13 centimetres is 5.11 inches.

Does size really matter though?

Can you imagine the inches the guys would add on if they tried accounting for the part of the penis within the body that you can't see? "

My cock is 12 inches when measured from my bumhole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Works best with a tongue as the measuring stick usually. :p

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never thought to do so. It is was what it is

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I don't you measure mine with your tongue "

I say Mrs

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I don't you measure mine with your tongue

I say Mrs

You love it

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I don't you measure mine with your tongue

I say Mrs

You love it"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's interesting because the clitoris isn't just a 'jelly bean' above a woman's vagina but extends anywhere from 7 - 13 centimetres inside her body too, in a wishbone shape.

13 centimetres is 5.11 inches.

Does size really matter though?

Can you imagine the inches the guys would add on if they tried accounting for the part of the penis within the body that you can't see?

My cock is 12 inches when measured from my bumhole

That's still quite impressive I think!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine only comes out when I get a wide on

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Mine only comes out when I get a wide on "

Is remarkably in the top 3 answers

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I've recently been so bored that I've been examining my clit quite a lot. And it's interesting.

Not sure if that is just because I'm really, really bored or because it's actually interesting but I'll take it

Not measuring it though.

Go on get it measured.

Do it, do it, do it

Nope. Not even for you. Measure it when you do my back doors

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

What's a layday

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I've recently been so bored that I've been examining my clit quite a lot. And it's interesting.

Not sure if that is just because I'm really, really bored or because it's actually interesting but I'll take it

Not measuring it though.

Go on get it measured.

Do it, do it, do it

Nope. Not even for you. Measure it when you do my back doors

Deal

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"What's a layday"

A particularly horizontal woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine only comes out when I get a wide on

Is remarkably in the top 3 answers

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Tea is ready what time you coming?

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Tea is ready what time you coming?"

What are we having?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Tea is ready what time you coming?

What are we having? "

Cockovan

Allah

Range

Jizx

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Tea is ready what time you coming?

What are we having?

Cockovan

Allah

Range

Jizx"

Alla

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Tea is ready what time you coming?

What are we having?

Cockovan

Allah

Range

Jizx"

Is it full fat jizz? I’m on a diet

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Tea is ready what time you coming?

What are we having?

Cockovan

Allah

Range

Jizx

Is it full fat jizz? I’m on a diet

Sea then

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Tea is ready what time you coming?

What are we having?

Cockovan

Allah

Range

Jizx

Is it full fat jizz? I’m on a diet

Sea then"

Seasalt

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