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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Which ones?

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

Rats!!!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snakes.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Earwigs.

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

The only things that really creep me out are woodlice...horrid, segmenty little things

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Seagulls

They are very protective of their chicks.

We have loads here (at the coast)

They swoop down to attack you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spiders ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mosquitoes

Kill more people than any other.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rats I’m absolutely petrified of them furry things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I i think it maybe it has to be spiders for me.

If you look at em they look like something g out of this world. They look alien ish type. Jheeze

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Frogs/Toads....

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

Cows. They are far too big and I feel intimidated when walking amongst them.

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

A Harris Hawk, who is trying to show who is boss. The bites are not that bad, the claw attacks you don't see as they are so fast.

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

"Mosquitoes

Kill more people than any other."
Yes, mosquitoes, when you are falling asleep and hear that buzz next to your ear, having to get up, switch the light on and hunt the little shit out.

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Goats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Danger noodles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Swans

Savage feckers, their beauty is deceiving

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

That little fish with the spikes that swims into your dick

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By *rongstantineWoman
over a year ago

hull

Leeches

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By *arker secrets 321Man
over a year ago

West Bromwich

A rabbit with a flick knife lol x

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Crocs

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By *ultry SuccubusTV/TS
over a year ago

London

Snakes.

If it's green, I won't be that scared. But if it's black or yellow, I will run as fast as I can.

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

I’m going to nominate an insect. Those moths the size of dinner plates that invade my personal space every bloody August-October. Scare the absolute shit out of me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m going to nominate an insect. Those moths the size of dinner plates that invade my personal space every bloody August-October. Scare the absolute shit out of me!"

Sounds like Hawk Moths to me! They're like birds!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Daddy long legs (crane fly)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The Anaconda.

Very scary, as per the documentary 'Anaconda'

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Moths.

Also sharks.

And ants.

I feel I may have some issues

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Humans

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville

Crabs. The way they move around gives me the creeps

But they're delicious to eat though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cows. They are far too big and I feel intimidated when walking amongst them."

I married a couple of those, you wonna try living with 'em...

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By *iger1980Man
over a year ago

cambridge

It’s wasps/hornets.

Especially those massive, colossal behemoths what are they called ... something like ‘HUGE MAN EATING KILLER MURDER HORNETS’

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

I love all animals but

Spiders scare me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The Kraken

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely HORSES, even though I've owned lots, work with them all the time and even ride now and then, I still wouldn't trust the fuckers at all, they'll try and kill you any chance they get!!

lol

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

"Humans "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slugs.

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

The only thing guaranteed to make me run are wasps

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By *inky_CarpenterMan
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Ex African Game Guide..... The only one truly scared me were the Crocs....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

panther Or any big cat

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Slugs."

I agree. Horrible little things.

Also scorpions

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By *WillowxWoman
over a year ago

Oo err Devon

"Earwigs."

Second this.. Even though I know its not true.. My brother told me they climb into yiu ear and eat your brains and control you... Hence the reason as an adult.. I still kill them in sight!

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By *WillowxWoman
over a year ago

Oo err Devon

"It’s wasps/hornets.

Especially those massive, colossal behemoths what are they called ... something like ‘HUGE MAN EATING KILLER MURDER HORNETS’ "

OK hornets definitely ans wasps too... Hornets totally freak me out!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Earwigs.

Second this.. Even though I know its not true.. My brother told me they climb into yiu ear and eat your brains and control you... Hence the reason as an adult.. I still kill them in sight!

He may have been watching Star Trek, The Wrath of Kaan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A rabbit with a flick knife lol x "

Especially if its got a vicious streak a mile wide !!!

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Lots of animals scare me but the spiders that crawl up your bum at night are the worst.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Ants

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

Goats

Sheep

Beach pigeons (seagulls)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mozzies.

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By *lice MaliceWoman
over a year ago

The Facility

"That little fish with the spikes that swims into your dick

Candiru

I don't like spiders, but can save other people from them who are more scared of them than I am.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Definitely HORSES, even though I've owned lots, work with them all the time and even ride now and then, I still wouldn't trust the fuckers at all, they'll try and kill you any chance they get!!

lol"

No they don't! You do get the odd one that is just plain nasty though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Horseflys- the bites I have had where my arm swelled up so bad I couldnt bend my elbow!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jelly fish. I mean what even are they? Just blobs of stuff that float around and sting you, yucky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cows and spiders

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A few have said cows.

You just don't know with them, they act so docile.

Are they scared of you, will they stampede you?

You just don't know

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

"A few have said cows.

You just don't know with them, they act so docile.

Are they scared of you, will they stampede you?

You just don't know

They smell fear and will knock you over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Komodo dragons. Ive never met.one but they look pretty scary on the TV.

Rats give me the heebie jeebies...

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By *oxyVikingCouple
over a year ago

East Anglia

Maggots and worms(don’t mind earth worms though)

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By *lice MaliceWoman
over a year ago

The Facility

"A few have said cows.

You just don't know with them, they act so docile.

Are they scared of you, will they stampede you?

You just don't know

Every year, cows kill more people than sharks.

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By *etanoiaWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Slugs and maggots they make me heave

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Kangaroos

Emu

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Monkeys make me feel a bit creeped out

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Monkeys make me feel a bit creeped out

Yeah they look cheeky

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

And those Cassowaries

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"And those Cassowaries

Technically birds though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A few have said cows.

You just don't know with them, they act so docile.

Are they scared of you, will they stampede you?

You just don't know

Every year, cows kill more people than sharks."

Wowsers

I know if you have a dog with you cows don't like it.

If they charge you are supposed to let the dog off the lead.

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By *hromosexualsCouple
over a year ago

Near Abercynon

Every year, cows kill more people than sharks."

Not in the sea...

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Donkeys

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By *hromosexualsCouple
over a year ago

Near Abercynon

"Danger noodles

Nope ropes

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By *risky businessMan
over a year ago

APharaohWay

Polar bears they are beast I'd shit myself if one come running at me

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By *lice MaliceWoman
over a year ago

The Facility

"A few have said cows.

You just don't know with them, they act so docile.

Are they scared of you, will they stampede you?

You just don't know

Every year, cows kill more people than sharks.

Wowsers

I know if you have a dog with you cows don't like it.

If they charge you are supposed to let the dog off the lead.

Apparently, if a cow or other bovine charges, you're supposed to hit the animal directly on the nose to deter it.

It's not recommended that you punch a shark on the nose.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reeves Pheasant. Little fecker is fearless, punches well above his weight and wears a mask so you can't identify him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A few have said cows.

You just don't know with them, they act so docile.

Are they scared of you, will they stampede you?

You just don't know

Every year, cows kill more people than sharks.

Wowsers

I know if you have a dog with you cows don't like it.

If they charge you are supposed to let the dog off the lead.

I did, still got pushed into a barbed wire fence by one!

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

I'm not scared of any animals as such.

As a rule we pose a much greater risk to them, than they do to us.

The trick is not to put yourself in a position where you are likely to be in danger.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Shoebill.

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

"A few have said cows.

You just don't know with them, they act so docile.

Are they scared of you, will they stampede you?

You just don't know

Every year, cows kill more people than sharks.

Wowsers

I know if you have a dog with you cows don't like it.

If they charge you are supposed to let the dog off the lead.

Apparently, if a cow or other bovine charges, you're supposed to hit the animal directly on the nose to deter it.

It's not recommended that you punch a shark on the nose."

Cows are peaceful animals but naturally they would be prey to carnivores, most of the issues we have had with dog walkers have been when the dog has been running rampant among them and getting them wound up. If the cows have calves at foot we try and make sure that we keep them out of fields with footpaths through them.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Polar bears they are beast I'd shit myself if one come running at me"

And Black Bears.

They can track your scent from miles away.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A few have said cows.

You just don't know with them, they act so docile.

Are they scared of you, will they stampede you?

You just don't know

Every year, cows kill more people than sharks.

Wowsers

I know if you have a dog with you cows don't like it.

If they charge you are supposed to let the dog off the lead.

Apparently, if a cow or other bovine charges, you're supposed to hit the animal directly on the nose to deter it.

It's not recommended that you punch a shark on the nose.

Animals will always protect their young.

Inbuilt instinct.

This is something else that amazes me.

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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

Ants, yuck! They were a nuisance in the garden last year and there’s supposed to be 1.4 million of them to each human

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ants, yuck! They were a nuisance in the garden last year and there’s supposed to be 1.4 million of them to each human

Can I expand on this slightly....

...flying ants

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Sharks

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sharks "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chickens!

Evil looking things with their pecky beaks and flappy wings.

Also geese..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And the scariest of the lot

Humans

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And the scariest of the lot

Humans

Unfortunately yes

I've never understood the concept of hatred.

Why it exists.

Why some do it.

But without hatred the world would be pretty much perfect.

I'd also like to add the Loch Ness Monster

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Goats "
Omg someone else! Finally!

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By *ermite12ukMan
over a year ago

Solihull and Brentwood

Cockroaches. Big motherfuckers that you try and stamp on, and they move that fast, that your almost imitating Michael Flatley.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I lived in Perth Australia for 10yrs and had red back spiders in the garden, swam off beaches where Great Whites had eaten people and walked my dog daily over parkland and the outback thats populated by deadly Tiger and Dugite snakes...

Thats just life in Oz but the animal which spooked me most was when I got a little Motorbike Frog in the house late one night.

They are know as that because they're rebbit sound resembles a motorcycle.

I tried to move this little beauty but as part of its defence it screams so high pitched and loud its enough to make your ears bleed and frighten the life out ya ...

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

Brazilian wandering spiders

their venom is toxic to the nervous system, causing symptoms such as salivation, irregular heartbeat, and prolonged painful erections (priapism) in men.

They can be highly aggressive and have been known to actually chase after people

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hippos

You seen the teeth on those things combined with power.

I heard (or possibly dreamt) that you are ok on dry land.

But if you're in the water with them, that's their territory and ya fucked.

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

"Hippos

You seen the teeth on those things combined with power.

I heard (or possibly dreamt) that you are ok on dry land.

But if you're in the water with them, that's their territory and ya fucked."

No, don't get between a hippo and water

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hippos

You seen the teeth on those things combined with power.

I heard (or possibly dreamt) that you are ok on dry land.

But if you're in the water with them, that's their territory and ya fucked.

No, don't get between a hippo and water"

Ahhh is that what is it.

Yes! That rings a bell now

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By *ave1976XXXMan
over a year ago

newmarket

Cows!! They freek me out

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

"Cows!! They freek me out"

It freaks me that people push them over when they are asleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ave1976XXXMan
over a year ago

newmarket

"Cows!! They freek me out

It freaks me that people push them over when they are asleep"

They just watch every your doing, hate it

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By *ionelhutzMan
over a year ago

liverpool

Rats fucking terrify me.

We had mice once and I wanted to move

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By *ionelhutzMan
over a year ago

liverpool

"Cows!! They freek me out

It freaks me that people push them over when they are asleep"

Is that a countryside thing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spiders the creepy little bastards

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

"Cows!! They freek me out

It freaks me that people push them over when they are asleep

Is that a countryside thing?"

Probably, remember some kids going cow pushing when I was young. Yeah Rats are unpleasant, the young ones are easy with a trap and mars bar bait, it's when you find the big ones wandering around with the trap on their head it becomes pretty nasty, they don't die easy sadly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spiders creep me out

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By *ionelhutzMan
over a year ago

liverpool

"Cows!! They freek me out

It freaks me that people push them over when they are asleep

Is that a countryside thing?

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By *lasphemousGirlWoman
over a year ago

Cambs

I love most creepy crawlers, rats, all the usual ones people don't like lol

Mosquito's and wasps are bastards though.

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By *rMrsB.Couple
over a year ago

Barnsley

I am terrified of birds! I’m the crazy lady screaming in town when a pigeon flies too close lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s wasps/hornets.

Especially those massive, colossal behemoths what are they called ... something like ‘HUGE MAN EATING KILLER MURDER HORNETS’

OK hornets definitely ans wasps too... Hornets totally freak me out! "

Yeah I don’t like them at all and flying ants ughh

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Hippo's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A rabbit with a flick knife lol x "

Made me laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Salt water crocodiles for sure, they scare the absolute crap out of me, bit only are they they perfect killing machine but they are clever as hell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Humans...Animals in their native habitat bring balance

Humans just destroy everything in their path

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

"It’s wasps/hornets.

Especially those massive, colossal behemoths what are they called ... something like ‘HUGE MAN EATING KILLER MURDER HORNETS’

OK hornets definitely ans wasps too... Hornets totally freak me out!

Yeah I don’t like them at all and flying ants ughh"

European Hornets are much less aggressive than wasps, I think you can be fined 50k Euro's in Germany for killing them. The Asian species are a pest and should be reported

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Crocodiles

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

"Crocodiles "

Crocs have amazing bite force closing their mouths, but they are rubbish at opening them, a bit of nicker elastic and they are basically harmless, true dat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Humans

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Vampire bats

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

An aye aye

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

"An aye aye"

They're scary them

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"An aye aye

They're scary them

Hi where have you been x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Humans...Animals in their native habitat bring balance

Humans just destroy everything in their path"

Exactly this

Humans are more scary than any spider. They frighten the shit outta me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snakes can be quite scary a ounce of king cobras venom can kill up to 20 people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Honey badger, they're fucking mental

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Geese look good and innocent but behind those eyes are evil little shits thinking of ways to sneak up behind you and bit the soft tissue top thighs to leave their mark.

Don’t get me wrong best gard animals going just don’t trust them

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

"Honey badger, they're fucking mental"

Oh the Tasmanian devils polite cousins, yeah even cobra bites don't really bother them

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