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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

....right now?

I'm being nosey again and I should be setting up my vinyl cutter. Someone give me an incentive please.

And tell me what you should be doing while you're fabbing and perving.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doing my clue Scrolls!

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan
over a year ago

button moon

It's Sunday so it's my lazy day so I'm just perving!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Working

Mr

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Doing my clue Scrolls!"

I have no idea what that means.... but can you do it while you perve?

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

As ever Posh exactly what I should be doing

Gone back to bed for a nap as as I woke up stupidly early this morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Should be getting ready to go for a run

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"It's Sunday so it's my lazy day so I'm just perving! "

Ahh.... the beauty of weekends still meaning something!

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

You don't need no incentive... Procrastination is a Sunday tradition stay on the sofa in that dressing gown and flick the kettle on again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Doing my clue Scrolls!

I have no idea what that means.... but can you do it while you perve?"

Not if I want to do 1 hard clue every 2 minutes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Working out.

But still in the afterglow of last nights sex

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Working

Mr"

Put gloves on Mr..... you know it makes sense!

And shouldn't you also be making coffee? I'm sure I read that somewhere.....

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Should be doing jobs but watching program about aliens on Mars

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I'm doing exactly what I should be doing on a Sunday.

Very little except cooking a Spag Bol later with Garlic Bread .

I have enough for 2

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"As ever Posh exactly what I should be doing

Gone back to bed for a nap as as I woke up stupidly early this morning "

You're always doing just as you should be C.... you're my hero

I feel you on the needing a nap though

Did you enjoy your break? And have a delightful birthday?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Should be getting ready to go for a run "

I expect photographic evidence that you got all hot and sweaty

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Working out.

But still in the afterglow of last nights sex "

Hhhrrrumppphh not jealous at all

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"You don't need no incentive... Procrastination is a Sunday tradition stay on the sofa naked and flick the bean again "

FIFY

I might have to do that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cleaning gardening decorating but can't be arsed to do any of them

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Doing my clue Scrolls!

I have no idea what that means.... but can you do it while you perve?

Not if I want to do 1 hard clue every 2 minutes."

You have a hard one every 2 minutes?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Should be up doing housework but I'm knackered so enjoying a chilled perv with a cuppa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I should be clearing a load of garden waste .... maybe I will flick through a few more fab pages first ......

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Working out.

But still in the afterglow of last nights sex "

I'm not jealous at all.

Maybe a little. Dammit.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Should be doing jobs but watching program about aliens on Mars "

Is it a bit like watching fab?

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

Peeling veg for roast dinner. I shall start in a few minutes. I have also been saying that to myself for the last hour.

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol


"Should be doing jobs but watching program about aliens on Mars

Is it a bit like watching fab? "

You could say that

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I'm doing exactly what I should be doing on a Sunday.

Very little except cooking a Spag Bol later with Garlic Bread .

I have enough for 2 "

It's Sunday! Where's my roast?

Although Spag Bol...... can we do the Lady and the Tramp?

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By *ondon-guy68Man
over a year ago

London

I’m doing exactly what I should be doing on a Sunday morning...nothing, apart from lounging on the sofa with a cuppa.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I'm preparing lunch

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights


"As ever Posh exactly what I should be doing

Gone back to bed for a nap as as I woke up stupidly early this morning

You're always doing just as you should be C.... you're my hero

I feel you on the needing a nap though

Did you enjoy your break? And have a delightful birthday?"

I woke up at 3am

Yes I did thank you. Deliciously spoiled for both and my mojo is now refreshed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Doing my clue Scrolls!

I have no idea what that means.... but can you do it while you perve?

Not if I want to do 1 hard clue every 2 minutes.

You have a hard one every 2 minutes? "

Pervert

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Cleaning gardening decorating but can't be arsed to do any of them "

Cleaning.... it will only get dirty again

Gardening.... it will only grow back

Decorating.... you need to be absolutely sure about the new scheme. So it requires further thought.

You're welcome

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I'm doing exactly what I should be doing on a Sunday.

Very little except cooking a Spag Bol later with Garlic Bread .

I have enough for 2

It's Sunday! Where's my roast?

Although Spag Bol...... can we do the Lady and the Tramp?"

So demanding. I'll go and get some Beef then .

And yes , yes

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Should be up doing housework but I'm knackered so enjoying a chilled perv with a cuppa "

The housework will still be there next Sunday....

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

Once again I'm supposed to be working, I have been here since 6:15 totally bored. So spending most of my 12hr shift on here, who knows I might even find someone to chat too

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I should be clearing a load of garden waste .... maybe I will flick through a few more fab pages first ...... "

Garden waste is good for compost. That's what they tell me. So if you leave it there you'll have gorgeous roses.

Or something.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Peeling veg for roast dinner. I shall start in a few minutes. I have also been saying that to myself for the last hour."

Just give it a wash. The skin is good for you!

Saves time!

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By *odgerMan
over a year ago

Coventry(ish)London


"....right now?

I'm being nosey again and I should be setting up my vinyl cutter. Someone give me an incentive please.

And tell me what you should be doing while you're fabbing and perving..... "

Vinyl cutter...whatever is that?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Should be doing jobs but watching program about aliens on Mars

Is it a bit like watching fab?

You could say that "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Washing and gaming might do a stream soon to keep people entertained

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I’m doing exactly what I should be doing on a Sunday morning...nothing, apart from lounging on the sofa with a cuppa. "

Room for a friend?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I should be clearing a load of garden waste .... maybe I will flick through a few more fab pages first ......

Garden waste is good for compost. That's what they tell me. So if you leave it there you'll have gorgeous roses.

Or something. "

I like your thinking

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I'm preparing lunch "

What we having?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I should be working but my employer no longer opens on a Sunday

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"As ever Posh exactly what I should be doing

Gone back to bed for a nap as as I woke up stupidly early this morning

You're always doing just as you should be C.... you're my hero

I feel you on the needing a nap though

Did you enjoy your break? And have a delightful birthday?

I woke up at 3am

Yes I did thank you. Deliciously spoiled for both and my mojo is now refreshed "

Yay! I'm glad. Good to see you back xx

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Doing my clue Scrolls!

I have no idea what that means.... but can you do it while you perve?

Not if I want to do 1 hard clue every 2 minutes.

You have a hard one every 2 minutes?

Pervert "

Me? Nooooo. Angel

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I'm doing exactly what I should be doing on a Sunday.

Very little except cooking a Spag Bol later with Garlic Bread .

I have enough for 2

It's Sunday! Where's my roast?

Although Spag Bol...... can we do the Lady and the Tramp?

So demanding. I'll go and get some Beef then .

And yes , yes "

Woo hoo!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Domestic stuff ??

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Once again I'm supposed to be working, I have been here since 6:15 totally bored. So spending most of my 12hr shift on here, who knows I might even find someone to chat too "

If I were any good at actually replying to messages I'd offer..... but I'm a bit useless

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"....right now?

I'm being nosey again and I should be setting up my vinyl cutter. Someone give me an incentive please.

And tell me what you should be doing while you're fabbing and perving.....

Vinyl cutter...whatever is that?"

It's a machine that cuts vinyl into designs that I design.

Well, that anyone designs. Not just me. That would be weird.

And then you can stick them on things.

And that's my job just broken down to its basic level. I'm not exactly having to work hard

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Washing and gaming might do a stream soon to keep people entertained "

A stream of what?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I should be clearing a load of garden waste .... maybe I will flick through a few more fab pages first ......

Garden waste is good for compost. That's what they tell me. So if you leave it there you'll have gorgeous roses.

Or something.

I like your thinking "

I'm very very good at procrastination. And assisting others with same

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I should be working but my employer no longer opens on a Sunday "

Awww I'm sorry.....

So what are you doing instead?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Domestic stuff ??"

It seems you aren't sure. Stay and perve instead Tess.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Should be buying paint now as I finally got all the holes filled this weekend

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Should be buying paint now as I finally got all the holes filled this weekend "

I long for the day I can say that about my holes.

I have paint though!

What colour?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Should be buying paint now as I finally got all the holes filled this weekend

I long for the day I can say that about my holes.

I have paint though!

What colour?"

Nice pale yellow...its such a dark hallway!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Should be buying paint now as I finally got all the holes filled this weekend

I long for the day I can say that about my holes.

I have paint though!

What colour?

Nice pale yellow...its such a dark hallway!"

Ooooh that'll be nice!

I'm breaking with tradition here and saying go.... get paint! Paint your hallway and make it a bright and beautiful space!

Just don't be like me and fall off the ladder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Working

Mr

Put gloves on Mr..... you know it makes sense!

And shouldn't you also be making coffee? I'm sure I read that somewhere..... "

You're not wrong, I do have one cold hand. However I just heard the beep that means the kettle is on - I think your comment may have made her feel guilty

Mr

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Working

Mr

Put gloves on Mr..... you know it makes sense!

And shouldn't you also be making coffee? I'm sure I read that somewhere.....

You're not wrong, I do have one cold hand. However I just heard the beep that means the kettle is on - I think your comment may have made her feel guilty

Mr"

You're welcome Mr.

And sorry Mrs

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By *odgerMan
over a year ago

Coventry(ish)London


"....right now?

I'm being nosey again and I should be setting up my vinyl cutter. Someone give me an incentive please.

And tell me what you should be doing while you're fabbing and perving.....

Vinyl cutter...whatever is that?

It's a machine that cuts vinyl into designs that I design.

Well, that anyone designs. Not just me. That would be weird.

And then you can stick them on things.

And that's my job just broken down to its basic level. I'm not exactly having to work hard "

Ah...thought you made records for a min..in which case you would have just pulled.

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

I should be doing exercises but i. I'm stretching my eyes instead!

Perving obviously!!

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Should be getting ready to go for a run

I expect photographic evidence that you got all hot and sweaty "

I’m sure you don’t want to see after a run haha!

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering


"Once again I'm supposed to be working, I have been here since 6:15 totally bored. So spending most of my 12hr shift on here, who knows I might even find someone to chat too

If I were any good at actually replying to messages I'd offer..... but I'm a bit useless "
thanks I'm a bit the same recently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Washing and gaming might do a stream soon to keep people entertained

A stream of what? "

I'm. A pro fall guys gamer so after washing done going to stream on YouTube no naughtiness ??????

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"....right now?

I'm being nosey again and I should be setting up my vinyl cutter. Someone give me an incentive please.

And tell me what you should be doing while you're fabbing and perving.....

Vinyl cutter...whatever is that?

It's a machine that cuts vinyl into designs that I design.

Well, that anyone designs. Not just me. That would be weird.

And then you can stick them on things.

And that's my job just broken down to its basic level. I'm not exactly having to work hard

Ah...thought you made records for a min..in which case you would have just pulled. "

Bugger. Time for a career change

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I should be doing exercises but i. I'm stretching my eyes instead!

Perving obviously!!

Jo.Xx "

Eyes need exercise too Jo!

And I like that terminology

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Should be getting ready to go for a run

I expect photographic evidence that you got all hot and sweaty

I’m sure you don’t want to see after a run haha!"

You underestimate my perving needs and capabilities sir

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By *ondon-guy68Man
over a year ago

London


"I’m doing exactly what I should be doing on a Sunday morning...nothing, apart from lounging on the sofa with a cuppa.

Room for a friend? "

I’d best put some pants on then...

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Once again I'm supposed to be working, I have been here since 6:15 totally bored. So spending most of my 12hr shift on here, who knows I might even find someone to chat too

If I were any good at actually replying to messages I'd offer..... but I'm a bit useless thanks I'm a bit the same recently "

Sending a hug

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm going to dye my hair and then make scones

I *need* to get house insurance and order a stupid car... So clearly they are unlikely to happen today lol

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Washing and gaming might do a stream soon to keep people entertained

A stream of what?

I'm. A pro fall guys gamer so after washing done going to stream on YouTube no naughtiness ??????"

Ok.... that makes more sense

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I’m doing exactly what I should be doing on a Sunday morning...nothing, apart from lounging on the sofa with a cuppa.

Room for a friend?

I’d best put some pants on then... "

I'm not sure why?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Domestic stuff ??

It seems you aren't sure. Stay and perve instead Tess."
it was a zzz emoji!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Should be buying paint now as I finally got all the holes filled this weekend

I long for the day I can say that about my holes.

I have paint though!

What colour?

Nice pale yellow...its such a dark hallway!

Ooooh that'll be nice!

I'm breaking with tradition here and saying go.... get paint! Paint your hallway and make it a bright and beautiful space!

Just don't be like me and fall off the ladder "

One if thr reasons it's taken so.long getting this far is my terror of ladders

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I'm going to dye my hair and then make scones

I *need* to get house insurance and order a stupid car... So clearly they are unlikely to happen today lol"

I like scones.....

And it is my birthday tomorrow (I'm pretty sure I've kept that quiet and no one has a clue about it though )

Don't get a stupid car. Get an awesome one!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Domestic stuff ??

It seems you aren't sure. Stay and perve instead Tess. it was a zzz emoji!"

Stay and perve anyway Tess!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Should be buying paint now as I finally got all the holes filled this weekend

I long for the day I can say that about my holes.

I have paint though!

What colour?

Nice pale yellow...its such a dark hallway!

Ooooh that'll be nice!

I'm breaking with tradition here and saying go.... get paint! Paint your hallway and make it a bright and beautiful space!

Just don't be like me and fall off the ladder

One if thr reasons it's taken so.long getting this far is my terror of ladders "

Ah. Right. We need a volunteer to hold you.

Hold your ladder I mean.

Or to just do the painting for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm going to dye my hair and then make scones

I *need* to get house insurance and order a stupid car... So clearly they are unlikely to happen today lol

I like scones.....

And it is my birthday tomorrow (I'm pretty sure I've kept that quiet and no one has a clue about it though )

Don't get a stupid car. Get an awesome one!"

Haha oh I'd not heard it was your b'day Posh

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By *ondon-guy68Man
over a year ago

London


"I’m doing exactly what I should be doing on a Sunday morning...nothing, apart from lounging on the sofa with a cuppa.

Room for a friend?

I’d best put some pants on then...

I'm not sure why? "

Ok, you win. No pants.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I'm going to dye my hair and then make scones

I *need* to get house insurance and order a stupid car... So clearly they are unlikely to happen today lol

I like scones.....

And it is my birthday tomorrow (I'm pretty sure I've kept that quiet and no one has a clue about it though )

Don't get a stupid car. Get an awesome one!

Haha oh I'd not heard it was your b'day Posh

"

Thank goodness. I don't want Poole to think I'm an attention seeker after all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Should be buying paint now as I finally got all the holes filled this weekend

I long for the day I can say that about my holes.

I have paint though!

What colour?

Nice pale yellow...its such a dark hallway!

Ooooh that'll be nice!

I'm breaking with tradition here and saying go.... get paint! Paint your hallway and make it a bright and beautiful space!

Just don't be like me and fall off the ladder

One if thr reasons it's taken so.long getting this far is my terror of ladders

Ah. Right. We need a volunteer to hold you.

Hold your ladder I mean.

Or to just do the painting for you "

Any of the above would work for me

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I’m doing exactly what I should be doing on a Sunday morning...nothing, apart from lounging on the sofa with a cuppa.

Room for a friend?

I’d best put some pants on then...

I'm not sure why?

Ok, you win. No pants. "

I like winning....

Also I feel like I should get evidence of this

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Should be buying paint now as I finally got all the holes filled this weekend

I long for the day I can say that about my holes.

I have paint though!

What colour?

Nice pale yellow...its such a dark hallway!

Ooooh that'll be nice!

I'm breaking with tradition here and saying go.... get paint! Paint your hallway and make it a bright and beautiful space!

Just don't be like me and fall off the ladder

One if thr reasons it's taken so.long getting this far is my terror of ladders

Ah. Right. We need a volunteer to hold you.

Hold your ladder I mean.

Or to just do the painting for you

Any of the above would work for me "

I'm gonna do a search

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I should be reading through the list of courses I promised myself I'd start tomorrow.

But I'm slightly hungover and had about 8 mins sleep so I'm eating my way through all the food in the house.

Whilst perving, looking at house plants I need online and watching cooking programmes simultaneously

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I should be reading through the list of courses I promised myself I'd start tomorrow.

But I'm slightly hungover and had about 8 mins sleep so I'm eating my way through all the food in the house.

Whilst perving, looking at house plants I need online and watching cooking programmes simultaneously "

So you are multitasking!

That's very industrious of you indeed woman!

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

Eating a hot sausage roll!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Washing and gaming might do a stream soon to keep people entertained

A stream of what?

I'm. A pro fall guys gamer so after washing done going to stream on YouTube no naughtiness ??????

Ok.... that makes more sense "
happy birthday for tomorrow you have good one don't get to d*unk Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Eating a hot sausage roll! "

Mmm hot sausage...I mean sausage roll yummy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Eating a hot sausage roll! "

Oh. I have a giant sausage roll in my freezer i might put it into the oven

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Eating a hot sausage roll! "

You have sausage?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Eating a hot sausage roll!

Oh. I have a giant sausage roll in my freezer i might put it into the oven "

You have giant sausage?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I should be on bed changing and hoovering but i've done a run, breakfast, here then piano practise so I guess i'm okay for here for a few mins...

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Washing and gaming might do a stream soon to keep people entertained

A stream of what?

I'm. A pro fall guys gamer so after washing done going to stream on YouTube no naughtiness ??????

Ok.... that makes more sense happy birthday for tomorrow you have good one don't get to d*unk Xx"

Aww thanks.... I'm considering starting drinking in a minute and continuing until April.....

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I should be on bed changing and hoovering but i've done a run, breakfast, here then piano practise so I guess i'm okay for here for a few mins... "

Goodness Granny.... you're putting us all to shame!

Have a sit down and a brew and a perve and a forum natter would you please?

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By *ausageNmashCouple
over a year ago

Andover

We are off to home bargains to look at toothpaste

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Eating a hot sausage roll!

Oh. I have a giant sausage roll in my freezer i might put it into the oven

You have giant sausage? "

Always pays to have a back up plan

I'm not in danger of getting any sausage anytime soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We are off to home bargains to look at toothpaste "

Living the dream, right there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"....right now?

I'm being nosey again and I should be setting up my vinyl cutter. Someone give me an incentive please.

And tell me what you should be doing while you're fabbing and perving..... "

Tidying my work area and beyond

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"We are off to home bargains to look at toothpaste "

Just look at it?

Have you forgotten how toothpaste works? You have to buy it before you can use it!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"I should be on bed changing and hoovering but i've done a run, breakfast, here then piano practise so I guess i'm okay for here for a few mins...

Goodness Granny.... you're putting us all to shame!

Have a sit down and a brew and a perve and a forum natter would you please?"

Funny that...... I just realised that I never perve.... awwwwww .... I snoop sometimes.

I'm having a cheese n cracker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We are off to home bargains to look at toothpaste

Living the dream, right there "

Sounds amazing - make sure you wear your best clothes - going out is a rare treat these days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Working

Mr

Put gloves on Mr..... you know it makes sense!

And shouldn't you also be making coffee? I'm sure I read that somewhere.....

You're not wrong, I do have one cold hand. However I just heard the beep that means the kettle is on - I think your comment may have made her feel guilty

Mr

You're welcome Mr.

And sorry Mrs "

I hadn't noticed this thread before I took a coffee and banana to the office (see I feed this bloody man too) he said "is this out of guilt"... cheeky sod

Her x

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Eating a hot sausage roll!

Oh. I have a giant sausage roll in my freezer i might put it into the oven

You have giant sausage?

Always pays to have a back up plan

I'm not in danger of getting any sausage anytime soon "

Note to self..... get giant sausage for the freezer.

That Midnight is a clever bean

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"....right now?

I'm being nosey again and I should be setting up my vinyl cutter. Someone give me an incentive please.

And tell me what you should be doing while you're fabbing and perving.....

Tidying my work area and beyond "

That's what Mondays are for. Stay and perve....

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I should be on bed changing and hoovering but i've done a run, breakfast, here then piano practise so I guess i'm okay for here for a few mins...

Goodness Granny.... you're putting us all to shame!

Have a sit down and a brew and a perve and a forum natter would you please?

Funny that...... I just realised that I never perve.... awwwwww .... I snoop sometimes.

I'm having a cheese n cracker"

You never perve?! Granny! But there are the lovely people here to perve on!

Cheese and cracker is a good plan though.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"We are off to home bargains to look at toothpaste

Living the dream, right there

Sounds amazing - make sure you wear your best clothes - going out is a rare treat these days "

Oooh yes!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Forgot to mention that i've done one wash load as well ... but fucks sake there's only me....

So that's .... 1 socks 1 nicks 1 bra 1 T shirt 1 leggings 1 jumper.....

hardly a mountain.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Working

Mr

Put gloves on Mr..... you know it makes sense!

And shouldn't you also be making coffee? I'm sure I read that somewhere.....

You're not wrong, I do have one cold hand. However I just heard the beep that means the kettle is on - I think your comment may have made her feel guilty

Mr

You're welcome Mr.

And sorry Mrs

I hadn't noticed this thread before I took a coffee and banana to the office (see I feed this bloody man too) he said "is this out of guilt"... cheeky sod

Her x"

I genuinely love that!!

You are just too kind to him. Make sure he repays you by doing some of that exercise malarkey you were talking about. That's always fun to watch.

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By *odgerMan
over a year ago

Coventry(ish)London


"Washing and gaming might do a stream soon to keep people entertained

A stream of what?

I'm. A pro fall guys gamer so after washing done going to stream on YouTube no naughtiness ??????

Ok.... that makes more sense happy birthday for tomorrow you have good one don't get to d*unk Xx

Aww thanks.... I'm considering starting drinking in a minute and continuing until April....."

Think I may do the same...been drinking since last March so might as well go the year +1 challenge.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Forgot to mention that i've done one wash load as well ... but fucks sake there's only me....

So that's .... 1 socks 1 nicks 1 bra 1 T shirt 1 leggings 1 jumper.....

hardly a mountain."

I like to save mine up so I have a good load.

So far I've been saving since New Year. I don't appear to wear clothes often these days....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"....right now?

I'm being nosey again and I should be setting up my vinyl cutter. Someone give me an incentive please.

And tell me what you should be doing while you're fabbing and perving.....

Tidying my work area and beyond

That's what Mondays are for. Stay and perve...."

You are a bad influence but yes I might

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"We are off to home bargains to look at toothpaste "

Yesterday I went to Halfords. I knew what I wanted but I fucking BROWSED!!!

Then M and S and I BROWSED!!!

Then Asda Aintree.... it's a biggie and I BROWSED !!!

Came home feeling like i'd been on holiday.

I bought essentials....... ESSENTIALS!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Washing and gaming might do a stream soon to keep people entertained

A stream of what?

I'm. A pro fall guys gamer so after washing done going to stream on YouTube no naughtiness ??????

Ok.... that makes more sense happy birthday for tomorrow you have good one don't get to d*unk Xx

Aww thanks.... I'm considering starting drinking in a minute and continuing until April.....

Think I may do the same...been drinking since last March so might as well go the year +1 challenge. "

Good call..... and if anyone asks, blame my birthday.

You're welcome.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Eating a hot sausage roll!

Oh. I have a giant sausage roll in my freezer i might put it into the oven

You have giant sausage?

Always pays to have a back up plan

I'm not in danger of getting any sausage anytime soon

Note to self..... get giant sausage for the freezer.

That Midnight is a clever bean "

Feckin nora its in the oven now...

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"....right now?

I'm being nosey again and I should be setting up my vinyl cutter. Someone give me an incentive please.

And tell me what you should be doing while you're fabbing and perving.....

Tidying my work area and beyond

That's what Mondays are for. Stay and perve....

You are a bad influence but yes I might "

I'm a sweet and innocent angel!

And a bad influence....

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"We are off to home bargains to look at toothpaste

Yesterday I went to Halfords. I knew what I wanted but I fucking BROWSED!!!

Then M and S and I BROWSED!!!

Then Asda Aintree.... it's a biggie and I BROWSED !!!

Came home feeling like i'd been on holiday.

I bought essentials....... ESSENTIALS!"

Did you send postcards?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Forgot to mention that i've done one wash load as well ... but fucks sake there's only me....

So that's .... 1 socks 1 nicks 1 bra 1 T shirt 1 leggings 1 jumper.....

hardly a mountain.

I like to save mine up so I have a good load.

So far I've been saving since New Year. I don't appear to wear clothes often these days...."

I can't stand doing a big wash or having baskets full of washing.... Can't open the small bedroom door tho cos when it's washed in goes in there on the Floordrobe.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Eating a hot sausage roll!

Oh. I have a giant sausage roll in my freezer i might put it into the oven

You have giant sausage?

Always pays to have a back up plan

I'm not in danger of getting any sausage anytime soon

Note to self..... get giant sausage for the freezer.

That Midnight is a clever bean

Feckin nora its in the oven now... "

Midnight has hot sausage coming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We are off to home bargains to look at toothpaste "

Love Homebargains!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Forgot to mention that i've done one wash load as well ... but fucks sake there's only me....

So that's .... 1 socks 1 nicks 1 bra 1 T shirt 1 leggings 1 jumper.....

hardly a mountain.

I like to save mine up so I have a good load.

So far I've been saving since New Year. I don't appear to wear clothes often these days....

I can't stand doing a big wash or having baskets full of washing.... Can't open the small bedroom door tho cos when it's washed in goes in there on the Floordrobe. "

I find closing my eyes works really well. Then I don't see the washing or the housework.

It has drawbacks of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Eating a hot sausage roll!

Oh. I have a giant sausage roll in my freezer i might put it into the oven

You have giant sausage?

Always pays to have a back up plan

I'm not in danger of getting any sausage anytime soon

Note to self..... get giant sausage for the freezer.

That Midnight is a clever bean

Feckin nora its in the oven now...

Midnight has hot sausage coming "

Woah its 1 foot long party time!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Working

Mr

Put gloves on Mr..... you know it makes sense!

And shouldn't you also be making coffee? I'm sure I read that somewhere.....

You're not wrong, I do have one cold hand. However I just heard the beep that means the kettle is on - I think your comment may have made her feel guilty

Mr

You're welcome Mr.

And sorry Mrs

I hadn't noticed this thread before I took a coffee and banana to the office (see I feed this bloody man too) he said "is this out of guilt"... cheeky sod

Her x

I genuinely love that!!

You are just too kind to him. Make sure he repays you by doing some of that exercise malarkey you were talking about. That's always fun to watch. "

Honestly, we have a fingerboard above the doorway from the living room to kitchen and I bloody love the show that he puts on for me or he gets the foam roller out and rolls around on the floor in the living room making sex noises... he just calls me a pervert, I can't see why

Her x

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"We are off to home bargains to look at toothpaste

Love Homebargains! "

Oi you..... where's my sweaty man picture?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Eating a hot sausage roll!

Oh. I have a giant sausage roll in my freezer i might put it into the oven

You have giant sausage?

Always pays to have a back up plan

I'm not in danger of getting any sausage anytime soon

Note to self..... get giant sausage for the freezer.

That Midnight is a clever bean

Feckin nora its in the oven now...

Midnight has hot sausage coming

Woah its 1 foot long party time!! "

I'm jealous. Dammit

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Working

Mr

Put gloves on Mr..... you know it makes sense!

And shouldn't you also be making coffee? I'm sure I read that somewhere.....

You're not wrong, I do have one cold hand. However I just heard the beep that means the kettle is on - I think your comment may have made her feel guilty

Mr

You're welcome Mr.

And sorry Mrs

I hadn't noticed this thread before I took a coffee and banana to the office (see I feed this bloody man too) he said "is this out of guilt"... cheeky sod

Her x

I genuinely love that!!

You are just too kind to him. Make sure he repays you by doing some of that exercise malarkey you were talking about. That's always fun to watch.

Honestly, we have a fingerboard above the doorway from the living room to kitchen and I bloody love the show that he puts on for me or he gets the foam roller out and rolls around on the floor in the living room making sex noises... he just calls me a pervert, I can't see why

Her x"

I can't imagine why he would think you were a pervert.

Video evidence required here so we can all judge whether or not you're a pervert.

(Did that work?)

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"We are off to home bargains to look at toothpaste

Yesterday I went to Halfords. I knew what I wanted but I fucking BROWSED!!!

Then M and S and I BROWSED!!!

Then Asda Aintree.... it's a biggie and I BROWSED !!!

Came home feeling like i'd been on holiday.

I bought essentials....... ESSENTIALS!

Did you send postcards?"

Yeah to everyone. Piccies of shoppers in masks looking daggers at each other and LOVE LIFE LOVE LOCKDOWN .. in big letters.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"....right now?

I'm being nosey again and I should be setting up my vinyl cutter. Someone give me an incentive please.

And tell me what you should be doing while you're fabbing and perving.....

Tidying my work area and beyond

That's what Mondays are for. Stay and perve....

You are a bad influence but yes I might

I'm a sweet and innocent angel!

And a bad influence.... "

Indeed you are, those eyes, that mouth, my day sorted

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"We are off to home bargains to look at toothpaste

Yesterday I went to Halfords. I knew what I wanted but I fucking BROWSED!!!

Then M and S and I BROWSED!!!

Then Asda Aintree.... it's a biggie and I BROWSED !!!

Came home feeling like i'd been on holiday.

I bought essentials....... ESSENTIALS!

Did you send postcards?

Yeah to everyone. Piccies of shoppers in masks looking daggers at each other and LOVE LIFE LOVE LOCKDOWN .. in big letters."

I look forward to mine dropping through my door

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Eating a hot sausage roll!

Oh. I have a giant sausage roll in my freezer i might put it into the oven

You have giant sausage?

Always pays to have a back up plan

I'm not in danger of getting any sausage anytime soon

Note to self..... get giant sausage for the freezer.

That Midnight is a clever bean

Feckin nora its in the oven now...

Midnight has hot sausage coming

Woah its 1 foot long party time!!

I'm jealous. Dammit "

A whole foot of meaty goodness....Im crying here. Might need to fit in a sausage search with the browsing in the range I decided I have to do after I finish my original plan to buy paint. You lot made my day busy

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By *ouanna JoWoman
over a year ago

A little village

Going for a walk. Instead I’m still lying in bed.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"....right now?

I'm being nosey again and I should be setting up my vinyl cutter. Someone give me an incentive please.

And tell me what you should be doing while you're fabbing and perving.....

Tidying my work area and beyond

That's what Mondays are for. Stay and perve....

You are a bad influence but yes I might

I'm a sweet and innocent angel!

And a bad influence....

Indeed you are, those eyes, that mouth, my day sorted "

Smooth talker.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We are off to home bargains to look at toothpaste

Love Homebargains!

Oi you..... where's my sweaty man picture? "

I still haven’t been for a run it’s working progress I’m just getting changed...

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Eating a hot sausage roll!

Oh. I have a giant sausage roll in my freezer i might put it into the oven

You have giant sausage?

Always pays to have a back up plan

I'm not in danger of getting any sausage anytime soon

Note to self..... get giant sausage for the freezer.

That Midnight is a clever bean

Feckin nora its in the oven now...

Midnight has hot sausage coming

Woah its 1 foot long party time!!

I'm jealous. Dammit

A whole foot of meaty goodness....Im crying here. Might need to fit in a sausage search with the browsing in the range I decided I have to do after I finish my original plan to buy paint. You lot made my day busy "

Oops..... sorry! But sausage!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"We are off to home bargains to look at toothpaste

Love Homebargains!

Oi you..... where's my sweaty man picture?

I still haven’t been for a run it’s working progress I’m just getting changed... "

Prove it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I should be taking a nap. It’s been 21 hrs since I have slept

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Going for a walk. Instead I’m still lying in bed. "

You have an excuse..... your body is always busy growing a human. So actually you are never lazy at the moment.

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

Just eaten lunch, and I'm about to head off into the garden. I'm going to tackle that jungle this year. Already have cuts and blisters from digging boo

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I should be taking a nap. It’s been 21 hrs since I have slept "

Um..... at this point it's more just "going to sleep" than "taking a nap"

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville

I should be doing uni work that I am weeks behind on. Instead I'm lying in bed doing fuck all

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Just eaten lunch, and I'm about to head off into the garden. I'm going to tackle that jungle this year. Already have cuts and blisters from digging boo"

Is this not what you keep the man and boyfolk around for?

Kids love jungles....

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I should be doing uni work that I am weeks behind on. Instead I'm lying in bed doing fuck all "

Are you actually doing fuck all.... or are you doing something?

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

I am sat here in stitches reading you lot!!

**Also would like Video evidence of exercise. All in the name of science of course!

Jo.Xx

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over a year ago

Building my new office chair but I really can't be arsed to read through the instructions and still mess it up somehow

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"Just eaten lunch, and I'm about to head off into the garden. I'm going to tackle that jungle this year. Already have cuts and blisters from digging boo

Is this not what you keep the man and boyfolk around for?

Kids love jungles...."

He's at work and I did set the kids to work, they were picking out the rocks and stones as I was digging. Can take the girl out of the farm....

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville


"I should be doing uni work that I am weeks behind on. Instead I'm lying in bed doing fuck all

Are you actually doing fuck all.... or are you doing something? "

Hmmm I've been caught out!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I am sat here in stitches reading you lot!!

**Also would like Video evidence of exercise. All in the name of science of course!

Jo.Xx "

You are more than welcome Jo....

And I feel exercise videos are a fitting belated and early birthday present for the pair of us. Don't you?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Building my new office chair but I really can't be arsed to read through the instructions and still mess it up somehow "

You read instructions?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Nothing in particular, maybe relaxing? Yes, I'll go with that. I should be relaxing before a busy day tomorrow and that's exactly what I'm doing now?

P.S Have you calmed down a bit now Op?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Just eaten lunch, and I'm about to head off into the garden. I'm going to tackle that jungle this year. Already have cuts and blisters from digging boo

Is this not what you keep the man and boyfolk around for?

Kids love jungles....

He's at work and I did set the kids to work, they were picking out the rocks and stones as I was digging. Can take the girl out of the farm.... "

At least you have the kids working too! Is good for them!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I should be doing uni work that I am weeks behind on. Instead I'm lying in bed doing fuck all

Are you actually doing fuck all.... or are you doing something?

Hmmm I've been caught out! "

I'm psychic you know

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

I should be up and getting my stuff ready for going back to work tomorrow after being on furlough again, but I'm lay in bed dazed and confused as I've only just woke up as the kids slept on for the first time in weeks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I should be taking a nap. It’s been 21 hrs since I have slept

Um..... at this point it's more just "going to sleep" than "taking a nap" "

I wish to. But my boss is not gonna wait

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Nothing in particular, maybe relaxing? Yes, I'll go with that. I should be relaxing before a busy day tomorrow and that's exactly what I'm doing now?

P.S Have you calmed down a bit now Op? "

Good work Meli my dear..... relax before the week begins again!

And I have a little, although I still feel that there may be some attention seeking left to do. Just to really make my point

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Working

Mr

Put gloves on Mr..... you know it makes sense!

And shouldn't you also be making coffee? I'm sure I read that somewhere.....

You're not wrong, I do have one cold hand. However I just heard the beep that means the kettle is on - I think your comment may have made her feel guilty

Mr

You're welcome Mr.

And sorry Mrs

I hadn't noticed this thread before I took a coffee and banana to the office (see I feed this bloody man too) he said "is this out of guilt"... cheeky sod

Her x

I genuinely love that!!

You are just too kind to him. Make sure he repays you by doing some of that exercise malarkey you were talking about. That's always fun to watch.

Honestly, we have a fingerboard above the doorway from the living room to kitchen and I bloody love the show that he puts on for me or he gets the foam roller out and rolls around on the floor in the living room making sex noises... he just calls me a pervert, I can't see why

Her x

I can't imagine why he would think you were a pervert.

Video evidence required here so we can all judge whether or not you're a pervert.

(Did that work?) "

Her x

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I should be up and getting my stuff ready for going back to work tomorrow after being on furlough again, but I'm lay in bed dazed and confused as I've only just woke up as the kids slept on for the first time in weeks "

There are many hours between now and work tomorrow. Enjoy the lay in

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I should be taking a nap. It’s been 21 hrs since I have slept

Um..... at this point it's more just "going to sleep" than "taking a nap"

I wish to. But my boss is not gonna wait "

Ugh. Just a nap then. Good luck

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

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I'm doing exactly what I should be doing...relaxing after a nice walk and checking my lottery numbers because I saw my dream house on the cliffs overlooking the sea while we were out. Fingers crossed for that jackpot win

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Working

Mr

Put gloves on Mr..... you know it makes sense!

And shouldn't you also be making coffee? I'm sure I read that somewhere.....

You're not wrong, I do have one cold hand. However I just heard the beep that means the kettle is on - I think your comment may have made her feel guilty

Mr

You're welcome Mr.

And sorry Mrs

I hadn't noticed this thread before I took a coffee and banana to the office (see I feed this bloody man too) he said "is this out of guilt"... cheeky sod

Her x

I genuinely love that!!

You are just too kind to him. Make sure he repays you by doing some of that exercise malarkey you were talking about. That's always fun to watch.

Honestly, we have a fingerboard above the doorway from the living room to kitchen and I bloody love the show that he puts on for me or he gets the foam roller out and rolls around on the floor in the living room making sex noises... he just calls me a pervert, I can't see why

Her x

I can't imagine why he would think you were a pervert.

Video evidence required here so we can all judge whether or not you're a pervert.

(Did that work?)

Her x"

So hoping you'll share the wealth here

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I'm doing exactly what I should be doing...relaxing after a nice walk and checking my lottery numbers because I saw my dream house on the cliffs overlooking the sea while we were out. Fingers crossed for that jackpot win "

Fingers crossed indeed! My dream house is right on the cliffs too.... probably different cliffs though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Eating a hot sausage roll!

Oh. I have a giant sausage roll in my freezer i might put it into the oven

You have giant sausage?

Always pays to have a back up plan

I'm not in danger of getting any sausage anytime soon

Note to self..... get giant sausage for the freezer.

That Midnight is a clever bean

Feckin nora its in the oven now...

Midnight has hot sausage coming

Woah its 1 foot long party time!!

I'm jealous. Dammit

A whole foot of meaty goodness....Im crying here. Might need to fit in a sausage search with the browsing in the range I decided I have to do after I finish my original plan to buy paint. You lot made my day busy "

Its a vegan one alpha.. We share some tastes, but not all

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Eating a hot sausage roll!

Oh. I have a giant sausage roll in my freezer i might put it into the oven

You have giant sausage?

Always pays to have a back up plan

I'm not in danger of getting any sausage anytime soon

Note to self..... get giant sausage for the freezer.

That Midnight is a clever bean

Feckin nora its in the oven now...

Midnight has hot sausage coming

Woah its 1 foot long party time!!

I'm jealous. Dammit

A whole foot of meaty goodness....Im crying here. Might need to fit in a sausage search with the browsing in the range I decided I have to do after I finish my original plan to buy paint. You lot made my day busy

Its a vegan one alpha.. We share some tastes, but not all "

But you do like a nice meaty sausage for other things

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"I am sat here in stitches reading you lot!!

**Also would like Video evidence of exercise. All in the name of science of course!

Jo.Xx

You are more than welcome Jo....

And I feel exercise videos are a fitting belated and early birthday present for the pair of us. Don't you? "

Thank you beautiful. You're absolutely right. Birthday treats are never too late or early for that matter.

Jo.Xx

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I am sat here in stitches reading you lot!!

**Also would like Video evidence of exercise. All in the name of science of course!

Jo.Xx

You are more than welcome Jo....

And I feel exercise videos are a fitting belated and early birthday present for the pair of us. Don't you?

Thank you beautiful. You're absolutely right. Birthday treats are never too late or early for that matter.

Jo.Xx "

So very true....

You're a wise and gorgeous lady Jo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I should be off to the shop and then replacing my battery on my iPhone 6s as it dies after 3 hrs use X

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I should be off to the shop and then replacing my battery on my iPhone 6s as it dies after 3 hrs use X"

That's not a good thing! But aren't iPhones designed to spontaneously combustion after a few years? You're doing well....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cooking dinner i will get there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Working

Mr

Put gloves on Mr..... you know it makes sense!

And shouldn't you also be making coffee? I'm sure I read that somewhere.....

You're not wrong, I do have one cold hand. However I just heard the beep that means the kettle is on - I think your comment may have made her feel guilty

Mr

You're welcome Mr.

And sorry Mrs

I hadn't noticed this thread before I took a coffee and banana to the office (see I feed this bloody man too) he said "is this out of guilt"... cheeky sod

Her x

I genuinely love that!!

You are just too kind to him. Make sure he repays you by doing some of that exercise malarkey you were talking about. That's always fun to watch.

Honestly, we have a fingerboard above the doorway from the living room to kitchen and I bloody love the show that he puts on for me or he gets the foam roller out and rolls around on the floor in the living room making sex noises... he just calls me a pervert, I can't see why

Her x

I can't imagine why he would think you were a pervert.

Video evidence required here so we can all judge whether or not you're a pervert.

(Did that work?)

Her x

So hoping you'll share the wealth here "

I will make him a coffee and mention it to him ... hehe

Her x

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Cooking dinner i will get there "

There's still time......

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Working

Mr

Put gloves on Mr..... you know it makes sense!

And shouldn't you also be making coffee? I'm sure I read that somewhere.....

You're not wrong, I do have one cold hand. However I just heard the beep that means the kettle is on - I think your comment may have made her feel guilty

Mr

You're welcome Mr.

And sorry Mrs

I hadn't noticed this thread before I took a coffee and banana to the office (see I feed this bloody man too) he said "is this out of guilt"... cheeky sod

Her x

I genuinely love that!!

You are just too kind to him. Make sure he repays you by doing some of that exercise malarkey you were talking about. That's always fun to watch.

Honestly, we have a fingerboard above the doorway from the living room to kitchen and I bloody love the show that he puts on for me or he gets the foam roller out and rolls around on the floor in the living room making sex noises... he just calls me a pervert, I can't see why

Her x

I can't imagine why he would think you were a pervert.

Video evidence required here so we can all judge whether or not you're a pervert.

(Did that work?)

Her x

So hoping you'll share the wealth here

I will make him a coffee and mention it to him ... hehe

Her x"

Tell him Jo and I will be very grateful indeed

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By *ouanna JoWoman
over a year ago

A little village


"Going for a walk. Instead I’m still lying in bed.

You have an excuse..... your body is always busy growing a human. So actually you are never lazy at the moment."

I actually love you for validating that for me! It was just what I needed to hear today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I should be off to the shop and then replacing my battery on my iPhone 6s as it dies after 3 hrs use X

That's not a good thing! But aren't iPhones designed to spontaneously combustion after a few years? You're doing well...."

Can't afford a new one so I have to replace the old battery, I hope it doesn't combust as I open it up

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Going for a walk. Instead I’m still lying in bed.

You have an excuse..... your body is always busy growing a human. So actually you are never lazy at the moment.

I actually love you for validating that for me! It was just what I needed to hear today "

Always here with the positive reinforcement I am!!

Just grow your human and let the others worry about the rest

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I should be off to the shop and then replacing my battery on my iPhone 6s as it dies after 3 hrs use X

That's not a good thing! But aren't iPhones designed to spontaneously combustion after a few years? You're doing well....

Can't afford a new one so I have to replace the old battery, I hope it doesn't combust as I open it up "

Make sure you check in with the forum when it's done so we know you made it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Studying.

Instead I've just been admiring Toyah Wilcox and her nipples on YouTube. (Thank me later....)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I should be off to the shop and then replacing my battery on my iPhone 6s as it dies after 3 hrs use X

That's not a good thing! But aren't iPhones designed to spontaneously combustion after a few years? You're doing well....

Can't afford a new one so I have to replace the old battery, I hope it doesn't combust as I open it up

Make sure you check in with the forum when it's done so we know you made it!"

Ha ha I promise to do so X

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"I am sat here in stitches reading you lot!!

**Also would like Video evidence of exercise. All in the name of science of course!

Jo.Xx

You are more than welcome Jo....

And I feel exercise videos are a fitting belated and early birthday present for the pair of us. Don't you?

Thank you beautiful. You're absolutely right. Birthday treats are never too late or early for that matter.

Jo.Xx

So very true....

You're a wise and gorgeous lady Jo "

Takes one to know one!

Jo.Xx

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I should be off to the shop and then replacing my battery on my iPhone 6s as it dies after 3 hrs use X

That's not a good thing! But aren't iPhones designed to spontaneously combustion after a few years? You're doing well....

Can't afford a new one so I have to replace the old battery, I hope it doesn't combust as I open it up

Make sure you check in with the forum when it's done so we know you made it!"

Ha ha I promise to do so X "

Thank you kindly

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


" Studying.

Instead I've just been admiring Toyah Wilcox and her nipples on YouTube. (Thank me later....)"

Toyah has legendary nips!

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