FabSwingers.com forum: part 9

By *gentprovocateur OP Woman
over a year ago

leeds

damnation lies about the person above

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

No it's not true about her, she really is nice, the veris are all lies

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *gentprovocateur OP Woman
over a year ago

leeds

hasnt got any veries

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Leads a double life as a traffic warden

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *gentprovocateur OP Woman
over a year ago

leeds

is feeling his arse for spots\1

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

hates nice underwear and only wears scabby knickers

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

[Removed by poster at 29/07/12 20:06:46]

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Thought they were manboobs

Has manboobs

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *gentprovocateur OP Woman
over a year ago

leeds

"hates nice underwear and only wears scabby knickers"
perlease my sloggies are not scabby only look that way due to pablos undies left in the washer!

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No sense of humour

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Makes her crusties from carrier bags for her PVC fetish

Now has thrush

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

going blind

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *gentprovocateur OP Woman
over a year ago

leeds

poor old soul its a shame really

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

takes pity on all the old men

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Has feelings of insecurity due to attending only a minor public school

Did pass an art gcse though

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Walks backwards whist singing Jim Reeves tunes

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Once lost a game of naughts and crosses to a chicken

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

To be fair it was Foghorn Leghorn

Once had a day off school because he couldn't decide which side of the bed to get out of

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One side of his bed is pushed up against the window

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

has quick removal sheets to shake the crumbs out from the midnight snacking

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Claims to have an allergy to fairy cakes, but we know different

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

ohhhh you are naughty - but I like it

Thought baking rock cakes would let him say he was getting his rocks off

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Doesn't like rock cakes, they make his piles tender

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

has a part time job in the evening going round applying ointment for piles to all the over 80s

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Not getting another visit until Thursday now

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *ove2-shareCouple
over a year ago

South Gloucestershire

wheres those glasses to hide his boss eye

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Both are boss, the rest of me is pretty cool too

Hopelessly attracted to cool men in shades

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

his ears were inherited from Jumbo - when he flaps them - a gale blows

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Finds soho "a bit too nilla" for his tastes

Thought fifty shades was a curtain shop

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

has a terrible limp - walks perfectly normally though

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Always sits downstairs on the bus because of his sari

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

was arrested for his upskirt activities - at the Highland games

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tosses his caber regularly

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

has to be careful when swinging her boobs - the nipple tassels reach her knees

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

"Tosses his caber regularly "

It is meant to be lies - lol

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

It was a lie

Quite partial to a chocolate log if you get my drift while listing to scatman jazz

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

[Removed by poster at 30/07/12 14:21:44]

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

Uses Gaydar as his home page

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Wears ladies bloomers under his kilt

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Got the app too

Don't ask about the unfortunate accident with a pomigranite and sticky sock

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

thought pomegranate was pornogrand and he was getting to excited over it

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *aldybiMan
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Thought he'd pulled a granny in the grocers till he felt her plums

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Not been the same since he slipped giving himself a Brazilian

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

wants to play in the beach volleyball in the Kazakhstan ladies team

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Speaks fluent Welsh

Owns a Hyena who won't laugh because his jokes are crap

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

wants to take part in an open mike night - he know he is so bad he would get pelted - and he likes that

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Only on a Thursday though

Is a grandfather to 14 but can only remember one of their names

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

would like to think he is sexy - but is hurt by all the ladies laughing at him behind his back

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *gentprovocateur OP Woman
over a year ago

leeds

all the ladies laugh in his face!

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

[Removed by poster at 30/07/12 21:47:16]

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Has a dreadful scar under his hat caused by a dreadful accident while undergoing medical research

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

They found all brain cells were in good working order

Eats kippers and cheese & onion crisps before a meet

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *ove2-shareCouple
over a year ago

South Gloucestershire

Only uses forum cos he has nothing else to do since bricking himself into his own house due to his agorophobia,

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *aldybiMan
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Bricking herself at thought of long-pelted goats - Angora-phobia...

I thank you; I'm here all week, try the chicken...

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Has a whole turkey for breakfast

Has his own Gerbil massaging business

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

On the run from the gerbil liberation front

Currently in denial about the on/off relationship with an ostrich

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *ove2-shareCouple
over a year ago

South Gloucestershire

is the Leader of the gerbil liberation front and has a pack of wild killer gerbils he has befriended who he is using to hunt down superamfan before they slowly nibble him to death,

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *ove2-shareCouple
over a year ago

South Gloucestershire

"Has a whole turkey for breakfast

Has his own Gerbil massaging business "

the stated reason the Gerbil liberation front are after him is because of his sexual preference for inserting gerbils up his bum, (tho some suspect the real reason is thier leader is jealous of his relationship with his ex the ostrich)

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Smuggles gerbils into the country in thigh length boots

Was arrested for trafficking while riding an ostrich across the border

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

has replaced what little hair he had with the small feathers from an ostrich crotch. thinks it makes him look sexy

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Was rejected by a female ostrich

(claims she must have been a lesbian ostrich)

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *ove2-shareCouple
over a year ago

South Gloucestershire

"Smuggles gerbils into the country in thigh length boots

Was arrested for trafficking while riding an ostrich across the border"

when you say riding an ostrich, I have to point out that we were on a coach at the time we crossed the border and it was unproven in court that we were riding each other, as for the gerbils they just make nice leg warmers honest

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *ove2-shareCouple
over a year ago

South Gloucestershire

"Was rejected by a female ostrich

(claims she must have been a lesbian ostrich)"

wheres his Ostrich crotch feather syrup in a DA (ducks arse) but hasnt noticed that he still needs to wash the Ostritch poo out before wearing it

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *ove2-shareCouple
over a year ago

South Gloucestershire

I meant wears

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

wants to be an ostrich jockey but hubby wont play

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

All his decorations are tartan themed

Breakfast consists of raw haggis & ketchup

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Buys cheese and onion crisps

Only eats the onion

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

was not on all say as he went to a spa for a pampering session - had his nails manicured and painted too

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *gentprovocateur OP Woman
over a year ago

leeds

buys onion and garlic crisps from a food coop

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

didn't realise veet was not meant to be used on the head

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard

uses hair scrunchys that he knicks from the local pound shop to hold his socks up

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *gentprovocateur OP Woman
over a year ago

leeds

got so shortsighted owing to his age that he brushed his teeth with veet but at least it got rid of the smell of garlic

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

uses soft blue cheese as her deodorant

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *gentprovocateur OP Woman
over a year ago

leeds

has wooden dentures

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

prefers the gummy look - cant get any dentures to fit

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *gentprovocateur OP Woman
over a year ago

leeds

didnt complain when i had my gums round his stiffy

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Hates me now I've won the lottery

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

was only able to take the first 12 inches though

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *gentprovocateur OP Woman
over a year ago

leeds

i wasnt talking about your walking stick grandad!

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

and I was not talking about your mouth

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Only cleans their teeth on a Thursday

Works at the P.D.S.A.

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *gentprovocateur OP Woman
over a year ago

leeds

puts his false teeth up his bum to make talking out of his arse easier!

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

pheww = please that super got in the way there - vitriol is flowing

cant talk much cause her mout his full of bollocks

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

mouth is

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *gentprovocateur OP Woman
over a year ago

leeds

mmmm vitriol and lemonade my favourite!

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Thought it was vimto

Makes ribena out of beetroot juice and sugar

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

uses rhubarb as a sex aid - likes chomping the end - cause it is sweeter than him

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"pheww = please that super got in the way there - vitriol is flowing

cant talk much cause her mout his full of bollocks"

Always get the blame me

Went to Sunday School on a Saturday

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *gentprovocateur OP Woman
over a year ago

leeds

bit random that one - running out of ideas eh!

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *gentprovocateur OP Woman
over a year ago

leeds

buys his vests from rab c nesbitt

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *gentprovocateur OP Woman
over a year ago

leeds

oops insulted myself there!

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Schizophrenic always arguing both personalities hate each other

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

but at least you would ook better in a vest than me

bought some crotchless panties - took them back because they were draughty

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *gentprovocateur OP Woman
over a year ago

leeds

ive never tried ooking!

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"oops insulted myself there!"

His or vests?

Prefers to accumulate parking tickets rather than order a taxi

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

shades of the librarian in Terry pratchet books creeping in

goes ook ook as she is realy an orangoutang

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *gentprovocateur OP Woman
over a year ago

leeds

had to give up his job as taxi driver as all the girls were too scared to get in the cab!

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

never worked in her life - gets big fat cheque from the DHSS three times a week (knows how to work the system)

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Deported from 177 countries

Not as many as his great grandfather who holds the world record

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

never knew his parents - grew up as a street kit in Mumbai

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard

"never knew his parents - grew up as a street kit in Mumbai "

has plenty of loose screws from his street kit......

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Is actually a straight librarian who makes jam rolly polly on a Sunday

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Eats jam rolypoly with an Indian toolkit

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *aldybiMan
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

has a jammy pole from eating too many Indian's tools...

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Eat a Swiss role once, now claims how to play the glockenspiel

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

stuffs jaffa cakes up his bum til the orangey bit melts

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Have just tried said process and actually enjoyed

Works as a waitress at Costa

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

"Have just tried said process and actually enjoyed

Works as a waitress at Costa"
works as a double for bruce willis vest

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Innocently arranged to meet a "nice looking geezer" who never turned up due to his lack of motivation about the meet

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

has runny stuff coming outta his bum

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Claims to wear stilettos, but actually stomps around in Doc Martins

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *attman23Man
over a year ago

Wath

Keeps the souls of vanquished enemies under his hat, which he stole from a blind man

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Is allergic to needles so only has fake tattoos

Visits his grandmother every other Tuesday to keep up with his knitting lessons

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

Makes fake chocolate swiss rolls with (no - no I cant say it)

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Eats fake Swiss rolls while watching two girls one cup

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

gave up the swiss roles after gorging on too many now likes fake chocolate marshmallows (the softer texture is his favourite)

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *ove2-shareCouple
over a year ago

South Gloucestershire

makes love to a haggis every morning

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Gave up his job as a rocket scientist to become a busker

Always waits for the penny change rather than putting it in the charity tin

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *ove2-shareCouple
over a year ago

South Gloucestershire

wheres his hat to disguise the lobotomy scars, which incidentally also lowered his IQ level to 10 so he also keeps marmalade sandwhiches under it due to his Paddington bear infatuation

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Greedy guts never share anything except the flu virus

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

love to smear a third person in Marmalade - think its the best definition of a marmalade sandwich

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Sounds nice

He's allergic to marmalade

Wipes his bum with thistles

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

has had a japanese toilet installed which washes his bum - just to make sure it is untouched by human hand

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Everytime he sneezes he poos his pants

Has a large collection of Bay City Rollers memorabilia

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Wanted to change his name by deed pole to ' stig.' Due to a typing error now known as 'sti '

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

Joined Fab because he was an avid reader of the magazine - and wanted to learn how to get rid of his spots without going to the GUM clinic

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *ove2-shareCouple
over a year ago

South Gloucestershire

was captured by a tribe of pygmy headshrinkers which is why he doesnt show his head in profile pics

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *ove2-shareCouple
over a year ago

South Gloucestershire

that was john.

_xscot was actually born in winchester and doesnt have the slightest bit off scottish in him (except that guy he met last week) he supports England at every game and only wheres the kilt to attract the ladies (nd men)

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

has had a special operation which shrinks her back

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *aldybiMan
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Had an op to help grow dangly bits on his front.

Ended up with a sporran

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

When he had hair it was naturally a green Afro

Drives an Austin Allegro

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

Sti is in love with anything that will let him close - this includes the local vixen - has problems with people though

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *aldybiMan
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Wears skanky kilt to hide green Afro mirkin, drives clapped Vauxhall Vixen

Was going to say "skanky hat", but Scottie got in ahead (-:

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

tried gluing astro turf onto his scalp to replace the hair - was banned from his local club as it was confusing he automatic lawn mower

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Always wanted to be a Policeman but his helmet wasn't big enough

Now owns an antique shop in Norfolk

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Doctor always describes him as normal for Norfolk, which explains his single eyebrow and his wife, cousin, and sister living at the same address, although council records only show him and his mother there

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

wanted to do the suffraget thing and jump in front of the time trials - he wants equality for men wearing dark glasses - but could not get over the barriers

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Actually knows when the d.f.s. sale will end..

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Bought something at dfs

Not in the sale

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *ove2-shareCouple
over a year ago

South Gloucestershire

His greatest ambition is to oneday be a ladyboy in bankock

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *gentprovocateur OP Woman
over a year ago

leeds

was michael jacksons nanny

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

she has been one in Banknock (small village in Scotland)

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Collects Michael jacksons underwear

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

never knows what will appreciate or depreciate - always busy the duds

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Had kinky sex in boots.....

Now gets the prescriptions at Lloyd's...

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

would like to own a pair of thigh high soft leather boots - but cant get any to fir his size 22 feet

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Got caught shoplifting in Boots

Now is a shirtlifter

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *gentprovocateur OP Woman
over a year ago

leeds

was invited to the mad hatters tea party

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

friend asked her to go on a moonwalk but she said no as she did not like riding on a rocket

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Invented Poodles

Usually walks with a slight limp

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Invented Poodles

Usually walks with a slight limp "
drinks stale beer and sniffs full ashtrays

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Only on Wednesdays though

Works as library assistant

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

Tried chatting up the assistants in jhis local library but was accused of having a dictionary in his pocket

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Collects brochures for residential homes

One day he will find one for swingers, one day soon hopefully.....

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *gentprovocateur OP Woman
over a year ago

leeds

goes to beginners ballet classes

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Hangs around the laundry basket after ballet classes

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *gentprovocateur OP Woman
over a year ago

leeds

is in the laundry basket sniffing the towels and waiting for agent!

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

has taken to selling new knickers as used for inflated prices

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *gentprovocateur OP Woman
over a year ago

leeds

pumps helium in his dick as only way it rises!

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

you have been peeping again

Likes to breath helium before giving a blow job likes the squeeky noises

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Works as a postman , tells everyone he has a big sack and empties it daily...

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *ove2-shareCouple
over a year ago

South Gloucestershire

keeps marrying nanogenarian millionaires for thier money,then deliberately causes heart attacks to kill them by fucking them too much,

Is up to number 8 now

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *gentprovocateur OP Woman
over a year ago

leeds

"you have been peeping again

Likes to breath helium before giving a blow job likes the squeeky noises"

no that was the mouse that lives in your spooran!

is bunged up with porridge!

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *ove2-shareCouple
over a year ago

South Gloucestershire

"keeps marrying nanogenarian millionaires for thier money,then deliberately causes heart attacks to kill them by fucking them too much,

Is up to number 8 now"

that was supposed to be agent provocateur but if the cap fits

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *gentprovocateur OP Woman
over a year ago

leeds

"keeps marrying nanogenarian millionaires for thier money,then deliberately causes heart attacks to kill them by fucking them too much,

Is up to number 8 now

that was supposed to be agent provocateur but if

he cap fits"

wish i could find one lonely old millionaire!

eats raw octopus whole!

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

when in Japanese restaurant - asks for her sashimi to be cooked

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Says they're an Olympic drug tester,... Strangely they only Sniff the British cycle team s saddles ...

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *ove2-shareCouple
over a year ago

South Gloucestershire

"keeps marrying nanogenarian millionaires for thier money,then deliberately causes heart attacks to kill them by fucking them too much,

Is up to number 8 now

that was supposed to be agent provocateur but if

he cap fits

wish i could find one lonely old millionaire!

eats raw octopus whole!"

then uses the squid ink on my tongue to as a marker after i go down.

is typing whilst being rammed by the milkman(hes not very good)

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *gentprovocateur OP Woman
over a year ago

leeds

squirts squid ink when gushing as she does frequently so can only have sex in a water park

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *ove2-shareCouple
over a year ago

South Gloucestershire

"keeps marrying nanogenarian millionaires for thier money,then deliberately causes heart attacks to kill them by fucking them too much,

Is up to number 8 now

that was supposed to be agent provocateur but if

he cap fits

wish i could find one lonely old millionaire!

eats raw octopus whole!

then uses the squid ink on my tongue to as a marker after i go down.

is typing whilst being rammed by the milkman(hes not very good)

lol ive just re read that it sounds like im talking about me and not the above poster for being rammed

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

wanted dairy milk but got the bull instead

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *gentprovocateur OP Woman
over a year ago

leeds

"keeps marrying nanogenarian millionaires for thier money,then deliberately causes heart attacks to kill them by fucking them too much,

Is up to number 8 now

that was supposed to be agent provocateur but if

he cap fits

wish i could find one lonely old millionaire!

eats raw octopus whole!

then uses the squid ink on my tongue to as a marker after i go down.

is typing whilst being rammed by the milkman(hes not very good)

lol ive just re read that it sounds like im talking about me and not the above poster for being rammed

pmsl

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *ove2-shareCouple
over a year ago

South Gloucestershire

"squirts squid ink when gushing as she does frequently so can only have sex in a water park"

is that person who was arrested for playing with a dolphins todger a few years back (yes it actually happened)

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *gentprovocateur OP Woman
over a year ago

leeds

for _xscot!

thinks ken dodds tickle stick is a sex toy

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Was once groped by an octopus

Can be seen at the aquarium on a daily basis ever since

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

wishes she was the person playing with the dolphin's todger - its more than she ever gets

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *gentprovocateur OP Woman
over a year ago

leeds

"squirts squid ink when gushing as she does frequently so can only have sex in a water park

is that person who was arrested for playing with a dolphins todger a few years back (yes it actually happened)"

no never! i bet it was superam fam!

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately

By *ove2-shareCouple
over a year ago

South Gloucestershire

"Was once groped by an octopus

Can be seen at the aquarium on a daily basis ever since"

pablo was that octopus (he was wearing a disguise)

(closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately