FabSwingers.com forum: If you were arrested....

By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

If you were arrested with no explanation...

What would your friends and family assume you had done?...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably murder of my ex husband

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think if I was arrested you would know it was a set up because I'm perfectly perfect and would never anything wrong.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Conspiracy to detonate an atomic device?

Committed an offence under the Ecclesiastical Courts Jurisdiction Act (causing vexation, let or hindrance to a minister of the cloth)?

You know, the usual!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Planning to overthrow the government.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 20/02/21 22:15:38]

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Probably murder of my ex husband

I assume he's not on your Christmas cards lists then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For escaping the mental facility

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Probably murder of my ex husband

Same!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No idea whatsoever.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They wouldn't know exactly what I had done, but they would know it was my big gob that had done it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A culmination of parking tickets.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been caught

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Bumping off the ex

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I think if I was arrested you would know it was a set up because I'm perfectly perfect and would never anything wrong.

Or a case of mistaken identity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stolen a dog or a horse to bring home.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think if I was arrested you would know it was a set up because I'm perfectly perfect and would never anything wrong.

Or a case of mistaken identity

Definitely! as you know it's never my fault.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Probably murder of my ex husband

Same!"

I have two foolproof methods for doing the job.

#justsayin

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By *urtyGentMan
over a year ago

eastleigh

Arson, again

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By *adbury girlWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Broken into Cadbury World

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By *ooo wet tight hornyWoman
over a year ago

lancashire

"If you were arrested with no explanation...

What would your friends and family assume you had done?..."

Well mine would say.....well she finally got that turn on she's wanted...the blue riot boogey bus pulling up and a few officers in riot gear getting out...taking her,frisking her and taking her...Mmmmm...Oh yeah that's her fantasy!!

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Conspiracy to detonate an atomic device?

Committed an offence under the Ecclesiastical Courts Jurisdiction Act (causing vexation, let or hindrance to a minister of the cloth)?

You know, the usual!"

That was an explosive post

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

"If you were arrested with no explanation...

What would your friends and family assume you had done?..."

Probably something not politically correct to those blokes in the parts department

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Deffo public nudity

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Erm speeding in an engine-less four wheeled device?!

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Planning to overthrow the government. "

Would we still be out of the EU?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Assaulting someone thats been cruel to an animal probs.

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"For escaping the mental facility

Sounds like that movie one flew over the cuckoo's nest...

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"A culmination of parking tickets."

Have you thought about getting the bus?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For escaping the mental facility

Sounds like that movie one flew over the cuckoo's nest..."

It was based on me.

Or I'm based on that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They'd assume it was a case of mistaken identity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Erm speeding in an engine-less four wheeled device?!"

Ah that would be the (real) offence of 'Causing bodily harm by the Wanton and Furious Propulsion of a Carriage'

True story.

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By *urora1912Woman
over a year ago

Norfolk East anglia

Sneaked into one of the military bases local to me

Or tried to throw myself at tom cruise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some kind of political coup, take over the country, revolution YAAAAAA!!!!!

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By *urtyGentMan
over a year ago

eastleigh

"Some kind of political coup, take over the country, revolution YAAAAAA!!!!!

Preeeeachhh!!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Erm speeding in an engine-less four wheeled device?!

Ah that would be the (real) offence of 'Causing bodily harm by the Wanton and Furious Propulsion of a Carriage'

True story."

Yup, an invalid carriage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shagging the Chief Constables wife.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Gone all wolverine berserker rage at someone, probably because of their shit driving.

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Deffo public nudity

Even in this cold weather?

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Erm speeding in an engine-less four wheeled device?!"

I think you can get 9 points on your license for this kind of crime...

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

[Removed by poster at 20/02/21 22:40:16]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Planning to overthrow the government.

Would we still be out of the EU?!

They would all be in my new empire.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cake theft

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Erm speeding in an engine-less four wheeled device?!

I think you can get 9 points on your license for this kind of crime...

In an invalid carriage (shoulder powered)?! You don't even need a licence to push one

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Sneaked into one of the military bases local to me

Or tried to throw myself at tom cruise

I hope it wouldn't be a mission impossible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sneaked into one of the military bases local to me

Or tried to throw myself at tom cruise

I’m sure Tom Cruise would say that was a victimless crime

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"cake theft

What kind of cake would it be?

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By *inkylipsWoman
over a year ago

Debauchery

Shoplifting sex toys because I’m to shy to buy them in a shop

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

To be fair when the Mersey flooded dearest Boz came down here to wave his hands about and wear a high viz and my dad came round to check id not gone looking for him so likely that...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wait! I can’t go to prison! With a face like mine I’d be somebody’s bitch boy in 30 mins!

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Shoplifting sex toys because I’m to shy to buy them in a shop

I hope it gave you a buzz

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"To be fair when the Mersey flooded dearest Boz came down here to wave his hands about and wear a high viz and my dad came round to check id not gone looking for him so likely that... "

Its lucky your dad came around!

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By *urtyGentMan
over a year ago

eastleigh

"To be fair when the Mersey flooded dearest Boz came down here to wave his hands about and wear a high viz and my dad came round to check id not gone looking for him so likely that... "

How did that blonde knob make it out of the north alive?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funnily enough they'd think it would be something sex related

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shagging the Chief Constables wife."

excellent!

I like the thoughts of a poster above who said the “arrest” was more a role play thing

But probably I’d be the div who thought it wasn’t a real police man but a stripper or something

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By *urora1912Woman
over a year ago

Norfolk East anglia

"Sneaked into one of the military bases local to me

Or tried to throw myself at tom cruise

I’m sure Tom Cruise would say that was a victimless crime

Do you think he would save me

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

They’d assume that Mad Mac lost her shit and smashed something up.

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"To be fair when the Mersey flooded dearest Boz came down here to wave his hands about and wear a high viz and my dad came round to check id not gone looking for him so likely that...

How did that blonde knob make it out of the north alive?"

He snuck in and darted pretty fast.. only walking around the area cordoned off by police.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nicking kittens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sneaked into one of the military bases local to me

Or tried to throw myself at tom cruise

I’m sure Tom Cruise would say that was a victimless crime

Do you think he would save me

I’m sure he’d say it was a crime of passion for both of you !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slept with the police commissioner’s wife

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They would definitely think I had been framed. I'm a very good girl.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My family wouldn't ask anything as I've not spoken to any of them for over 12 years now

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By *uckslut and MCouple
over a year ago

Poole

"My family wouldn't ask anything as I've not spoken to any of them for over 12 years now "

Same, plus a few more years. The one I did speak to, my twin bother is now off my Christmas card list. He didn't even bother to tell me he did get re marreied last Dec. I was invited to the Nov one that was cancelled due to lockdown. They went ahead in Dec instead. I only found out, due to updated FB profile picture. (Fem).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you were arrested with no explanation...

What would your friends and family assume you had done?..."

Something violent to be fair!!!

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

My friends would imagine that I've been caught in an outdoor compromising position

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stealing pens, im a pen kleptomanic

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By *urora1912Woman
over a year ago

Norfolk East anglia

"Sneaked into one of the military bases local to me

Or tried to throw myself at tom cruise

I’m sure Tom Cruise would say that was a victimless crime

Do you think he would save me

I’m sure he’d say it was a crime of passion for both of you !

I could be his next wife

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there

My family can be a very protective force in a crisis! They'd break me out then ask questions later and dish out their own punishment

They would presume I'd either been protesting or caught naked somewhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sneaked into one of the military bases local to me

Or tried to throw myself at tom cruise

I’m sure Tom Cruise would say that was a victimless crime

Do you think he would save me

I’m sure he’d say it was a crime of passion for both of you !

I could be his next wife

I hear there’s a vacancy. Are you taller than him though?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My family and friends know better than to assume anything with me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trying it take control of the local brewery

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Demonstrating a little too fervently against something or other

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