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"I know everything so just and question and you will get an answer. "Why won't Ryan Reynolds come and ravish me? | |||
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Why won't Ryan Reynolds come and ravish me? "Because he's in Wrexham. | |||
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Why won't Ryan Reynolds come and ravish me?
Because he's in Wrexham. "Of course! He can't cross the Welsh Border. Thanks LornaJo (no brackets) I was concerned it was cos I'm a fat ginger bird | |||
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"Why is the word abbreviation so long?" So it gives you something to shorten. | |||
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"Why won't Wonko flirt with me? Because he's sane. "Wrong. Wonko does not flirt  | |||
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"Why won't Wonko flirt with me? Because he's sane. "Rude!!! (LornaJo), back in brackets for you | |||
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"I know everything so just and question and you will get an answer.
Why won't Ryan Reynolds come and ravish me?
Because he's in Wrexham.
Of course! He can't cross the Welsh Border. Thanks LornaJo (no brackets) I was concerned it was cos I'm a fat ginger bird "No he love fat ginger birds. | |||
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"Hi Lorna I’d like to know if you have any toe jam? If you could lick your index finger and then rub it between your little toe and the next one and then sniff it really deeply. Describe the smell for me." Nope! | |||
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"Where do the corners go when cut off a wheetabix? "They get kept to make beds for hamsters. | |||
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"Why won't Wonko flirt with me? Because he's sane.
Wrong.
Wonko does not flirt "There you go then. | |||
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"Why won't Wonko flirt with me? Because he's sane.
Rude!!!
(LornaJo), back in brackets for you "I embrace the brackets. | |||
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"Hi Lorna I’d like to know if you have any toe jam? If you could lick your index finger and then rub it between your little toe and the next one and then sniff it really deeply. Describe the smell for me. Nope! "Why not? I wanna know what your toe jam smells like. I’ve just done mine, it smells like cheese and tastes of batteries | |||
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"I know everything so just and question and you will get an answer.
Why won't Ryan Reynolds come and ravish me?
Because he's in Wrexham.
Of course! He can't cross the Welsh Border. Thanks LornaJo (no brackets) I was concerned it was cos I'm a fat ginger bird
No he love fat ginger birds.
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"Why is my head so shiny?" Because you are angelic. Its called a halo.  | |||
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"Can I go to the ball? Do you have glass slippers? " Interesting fact for you here wonko. In the original Cinderella story it was actually a fur slipper but it was written in French and mis translated and ended up being a glass slippers. | |||
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The day after yesterday. "Tomorrow never comes  | |||
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"What day is it?
The day after yesterday. "Or the day before tomorrow | |||
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"Is it true the word gullible does not exist in the dictionary" I am not quite sure how to break this to you but no it is not true. | |||
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"Can I go to the ball? Do you have glass slippers? Interesting fact for you here wonko. In the original Cinderella story it was actually a fur slipper but it was written in French and mis translated and ended up being a glass slippers. " Changed by Disney no doubt | |||
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"Hi Lorna I’d like to know if you have any toe jam? If you could lick your index finger and then rub it between your little toe and the next one and then sniff it really deeply. Describe the smell for me. Nope!
Why not?
I wanna know what your toe jam smells like.
I’ve just done mine, it smells like cheese and tastes of batteries "I have very clean feet that smell of roses obviously! | |||
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"I know everything so just and question and you will get an answer.
Why won't Ryan Reynolds come and ravish me?
Because he's in Wrexham.
Of course! He can't cross the Welsh Border. Thanks LornaJo (no brackets) I was concerned it was cos I'm a fat ginger bird
No he love fat ginger birds.
Yessssss! I'm still on for some Canadian man sausage "You could be a wag! | |||
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"What day is it?
The day after yesterday.
Or the day before tomorrow "I’m more confused now | |||
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"What day is it?
The day after yesterday.
Tomorrow never comes"Tell me that yesterday. | |||
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"Why is my head so shiny? Because you are angelic. Its called a halo. " | |||
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"I know everything so just and question and you will get an answer. "What time should I set my alarm for tomorrow? | |||
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"Why do I feel the need to eat a creme egg everyday "Because they are delicious and when I become Prime Minister I am going to make it compulsory that 1 is to be eaten by each adult in the UK every day. | |||
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What time should I set my alarm for tomorrow?"7.13AM. | |||
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"I know everything so just and question and you will get an answer.
Why won't Ryan Reynolds come and ravish me?
Because he's in Wrexham.
Of course! He can't cross the Welsh Border. Thanks LornaJo (no brackets) I was concerned it was cos I'm a fat ginger bird
No he love fat ginger birds.
Yessssss! I'm still on for some Canadian man sausage "See you don't need me to flirt with you | |||
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"How many chickens would it take to kill an elephant? " 1 frozen chicken should do it. | |||
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"Is that a jackdaw or a rook?" Neither its a sparrow. | |||
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"Will i ever like marmite" Nope. Its disgusting and should be illegal. | |||
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"Why do I feel the need to eat a creme egg everyday
Because they are delicious and when I become Prime Minister I am going to make it compulsory that 1 is to be eaten by each adult in the UK every day. "Can we make it Caramel Egg? And can we make it 5 a day, like veg? X | |||
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"Will i ever like marmite" It's the Devil's poopoo | |||
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"Why do I feel the need to eat a creme egg everyday
Because they are delicious and when I become Prime Minister I am going to make it compulsory that 1 is to be eaten by each adult in the UK every day.
Can we make it Caramel Egg?
And can we make it 5 a day, like veg? X"Nope. | |||
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"Why is my head so shiny? Because you are angelic. Its called a halo.
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"What is the air speed velocity of an unladen Swallow? " 7 | |||
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"Why do I feel the need to eat a creme egg everyday
Because they are delicious and when I become Prime Minister I am going to make it compulsory that 1 is to be eaten by each adult in the UK every day.
Can we make it Caramel Egg?
And can we make it 5 a day, like veg? X
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"Is that a jackdaw or a rook? Neither its a sparrow. " Oh yes. Silly me! | |||
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"What is the air speed velocity of an unladen Swallow? 7" mph? Kmh, m/s? | |||
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"Hi Lorna I’d like to know if you have any toe jam? If you could lick your index finger and then rub it between your little toe and the next one and then sniff it really deeply. Describe the smell for me." You do this don't you. | |||
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"Why do I feel the need to eat a creme egg everyday
Because they are delicious and when I become Prime Minister I am going to make it compulsory that 1 is to be eaten by each adult in the UK every day.
Can we make it Caramel Egg?
And can we make it 5 a day, like veg? X
Nope.
I'm not voting for you "I don't want Caramel egg types voting for me anyway! | |||
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"Why is my head so shiny? Because you are angelic. Its called a halo.
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"Is that a jackdaw or a rook? Neither its a sparrow. Oh yes. Silly me! " Told you, I know everything. | |||
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"What is the air speed velocity of an unladen Swallow? 7mph? Kmh, m/s?" Just 7. | |||
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"Why do I feel the need to eat a creme egg everyday
Because they are delicious and when I become Prime Minister I am going to make it compulsory that 1 is to be eaten by each adult in the UK every day.
Can we make it Caramel Egg?
And can we make it 5 a day, like veg? X
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I'm not voting for you
I don't want Caramel egg types voting for me anyway!"What about mint flavoured ones? | |||
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"Why do I feel the need to eat a creme egg everyday
Because they are delicious and when I become Prime Minister I am going to make it compulsory that 1 is to be eaten by each adult in the UK every day.
Can we make it Caramel Egg?
And can we make it 5 a day, like veg? X
Nope.
I'm not voting for you
I don't want Caramel egg types voting for me anyway!
What about mint flavoured ones?"Absolutely not! | |||
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"What is the air speed velocity of an unladen Swallow? 7mph? Kmh, m/s? Just 7." African or European Swallow? | |||
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"Why do I feel the need to eat a creme egg everyday
Because they are delicious and when I become Prime Minister I am going to make it compulsory that 1 is to be eaten by each adult in the UK every day.
Can we make it Caramel Egg?
And can we make it 5 a day, like veg? X
Nope.
I'm not voting for you
I don't want Caramel egg types voting for me anyway!
What about mint flavoured ones?
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"What is the air speed velocity of an unladen Swallow? 7mph? Kmh, m/s? Just 7. African or European Swallow? " Australian | |||
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"Hi Lorna I’d like to know if you have any toe jam? If you could lick your index finger and then rub it between your little toe and the next one and then sniff it really deeply. Describe the smell for me. You do this don't you." Obvs. All guys do this. This and digging in our ears every morning with cotton buds and smelling it. I love the smell of ear wax in the morning. | |||
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"Lorna do you recommend welsh men? " Yes unless they are not nice, then nope. | |||
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"Is it true the word gullible does not exist in the dictionary I am not quite sure how to break this to you but no it is not true." I see only Bob at work assured me it was true, that was while I was at the parts department waiting for a long stand that Mike had sent me to get. Bob's normally right about stuff | |||
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"Hi Lorna I’d like to know if you have any toe jam? If you could lick your index finger and then rub it between your little toe and the next one and then sniff it really deeply. Describe the smell for me. You do this don't you. Obvs. All guys do this. This and digging in our ears every morning with cotton buds and smelling it. I love the smell of ear wax in the morning. " Dirty boy! | |||
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"Do you think the mrs will do successful Yorkshire puddings tomorrow? "Of course she will. | |||
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"Why is my head so shiny? Because you are angelic. Its called a halo.
If Lorna said it then it must be true!!! "I didn’t say anything!!!! .  | |||
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"Hi Lorna I’d like to know if you have any toe jam? If you could lick your index finger and then rub it between your little toe and the next one and then sniff it really deeply. Describe the smell for me. You do this don't you. Obvs. All guys do this. This and digging in our ears every morning with cotton buds and smelling it. I love the smell of ear wax in the morning. " But do you taste it? | |||
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"Is it true the word gullible does not exist in the dictionary I am not quite sure how to break this to you but no it is not true. I see only Bob at work assured me it was true, that was while I was at the parts department waiting for a long stand that Mike had sent me to get. Bob's normally right about stuff" I know Bob and he's wrong! Mike on the other hand can be trusted. | |||
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"Hi Lorna I’d like to know if you have any toe jam? If you could lick your index finger and then rub it between your little toe and the next one and then sniff it really deeply. Describe the smell for me. You do this don't you. Obvs. All guys do this. This and digging in our ears every morning with cotton buds and smelling it. I love the smell of ear wax in the morning. But do you taste it?" Eat ear wax!!! You’re a sicko. | |||
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"Is it true the word gullible does not exist in the dictionary I am not quite sure how to break this to you but no it is not true. I see only Bob at work assured me it was true, that was while I was at the parts department waiting for a long stand that Mike had sent me to get. Bob's normally right about stuff" Can you get a sky hook and a left handed screwdriver for me while you're there | |||
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"Why is my head so shiny? Because you are angelic. Its called a halo.
If Lorna said it then it must be true!!!
I didn’t say anything!!!! . "I'm always right! | |||
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"Hi Lorna I’d like to know if you have any toe jam? If you could lick your index finger and then rub it between your little toe and the next one and then sniff it really deeply. Describe the smell for me. You do this don't you. Obvs. All guys do this. This and digging in our ears every morning with cotton buds and smelling it. I love the smell of ear wax in the morning. But do you taste it?" He doesn't need encouragement! | |||
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"Hi Lorna I’d like to know if you have any toe jam? If you could lick your index finger and then rub it between your little toe and the next one and then sniff it really deeply. Describe the smell for me. You do this don't you. Obvs. All guys do this. This and digging in our ears every morning with cotton buds and smelling it. I love the smell of ear wax in the morning. But do you taste it? Eat ear wax!!! You’re a sicko. "
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"Why is my head so shiny? Because you are angelic. Its called a halo.
If Lorna said it then it must be true!!!
I didn’t say anything!!!! .
I'm always right!"I hope you’re right on this one Lorna! | |||
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"Will i ever like marmite It's the Devil's poopoo " Omg. I think im going there when i die so ide better get to like it | |||
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"Will i ever be a BBC?" Possibly you can get on there for all sorts of things now you don't even need to have any talent. | |||
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"Why is my head so shiny? Because you are angelic. Its called a halo.
If Lorna said it then it must be true!!!
I didn’t say anything!!!! .
I'm always right!
I hope you’re right on this one Lorna! "You don't need to hope because I am absolutely right saffron is practically perfect you will not get more angel like on this Earth. | |||
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"Oh Lorna,if someone doesn’t marry me after five dates should I dump her? " Yes. You need to know it's going somewhere. If she is not prepared to commit to spending her life with you after 5 dates she is never going to commit and is a waste of your time. | |||
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"Is it true the word gullible does not exist in the dictionary I am not quite sure how to break this to you but no it is not true. I see only Bob at work assured me it was true, that was while I was at the parts department waiting for a long stand that Mike had sent me to get. Bob's normally right about stuff I know Bob and he's wrong! Mike on the other hand can be trusted. " Well that's good to know, the parts department on the other hand... They took 45 minutes only to tell me they didn't have one, they're pretty rubbish between you and me, they didn't even have tartan paint the other day | |||
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"Oh Lorna,if someone doesn’t marry me after five dates should I dump her? Yes. You need to know it's going somewhere. If she is not prepared to commit to spending her life with you after 5 dates she is never going to commit and is a waste of your time. " Well she’s already changed her surname to mine after no dates so it’s looking good | |||
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"Is it true the word gullible does not exist in the dictionary I am not quite sure how to break this to you but no it is not true. I see only Bob at work assured me it was true, that was while I was at the parts department waiting for a long stand that Mike had sent me to get. Bob's normally right about stuff I know Bob and he's wrong! Mike on the other hand can be trusted. Well that's good to know, the parts department on the other hand... They took 45 minutes only to tell me they didn't have one, they're pretty rubbish between you and me, they didn't even have tartan paint the other day" That is really shocking and you need to report them to the relevant authorities. That is inexcusable! | |||
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"What's for lunch tomorrow? "Whatever you find in the fridge! | |||
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"How many chickens would it take to kill an elephant? 1 frozen chicken should do it. " that’s why mums go to Iceland | |||
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"Is it true the word gullible does not exist in the dictionary I am not quite sure how to break this to you but no it is not true. I see only Bob at work assured me it was true, that was while I was at the parts department waiting for a long stand that Mike had sent me to get. Bob's normally right about stuff I know Bob and he's wrong! Mike on the other hand can be trusted. Well that's good to know, the parts department on the other hand... They took 45 minutes only to tell me they didn't have one, they're pretty rubbish between you and me, they didn't even have tartan paint the other day That is really shocking and you need to report them to the relevant authorities. That is inexcusable!" No I don't want to get into trouble, not since that incident with the balaclava and the bank cashier that they asked me to give the "special" note to | |||
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"Oh Lorna,if someone doesn’t marry me after five dates should I dump her? Yes. You need to know it's going somewhere. If she is not prepared to commit to spending her life with you after 5 dates she is never going to commit and is a waste of your time. Well she’s already changed her surname to mine after no dates so it’s looking good "Looking really good. | |||
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"How many chickens would it take to kill an elephant? 1 frozen chicken should do it. that’s why mums go to Iceland "Exactly! | |||
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"Is it true the word gullible does not exist in the dictionary I am not quite sure how to break this to you but no it is not true. I see only Bob at work assured me it was true, that was while I was at the parts department waiting for a long stand that Mike had sent me to get. Bob's normally right about stuff I know Bob and he's wrong! Mike on the other hand can be trusted. Well that's good to know, the parts department on the other hand... They took 45 minutes only to tell me they didn't have one, they're pretty rubbish between you and me, they didn't even have tartan paint the other day That is really shocking and you need to report them to the relevant authorities. That is inexcusable! No I don't want to get into trouble, not since that incident with the balaclava and the bank cashier that they asked me to give the "special" note to" But somebody has to make a stand they shouldn't be allowed to get away with not selling tartan paint! | |||
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"I know everything so just and question and you will get an answer.
You are the one..."Yep. | |||
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"How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 42. " Ah so that's the ultimate question of life the universe and everything | |||
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"How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 42. Ah so that's the ultimate question of life the universe and everything " Of course. | |||
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"How are you feeling today I was a bit achey before slight temperature but ok now are you ok xxxx" Bless you lovely. I'm ok but my arm still really hurts. Hope you feel better soon. X | |||
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"How are you feeling today I was a bit achey before slight temperature but ok now are you ok xxxx Bless you lovely. I'm ok but my arm still really hurts. Hope you feel better soon. X" Thanks love and you xxxx | |||
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"Why do people keep viewing my profile and fabbing my pics? "Because you are intriguing and lovely. Fancy a stag? | |||
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"Why do people keep viewing my profile and fabbing my pics?
Because you are intriguing and lovely. Fancy a stag?"Or shag even! | |||
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"Why do people keep viewing my profile and fabbing my pics?
Because you are intriguing and lovely. Fancy a stag?"I don't like venison | |||
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"Why do people keep viewing my profile and fabbing my pics?
Because you are intriguing and lovely. Fancy a stag?
Or shag even!"Does it taste like chicken? | |||
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"Why do people keep viewing my profile and fabbing my pics?
Because you are intriguing and lovely. Fancy a stag?
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"Why do people keep viewing my profile and fabbing my pics?
Because you are intriguing and lovely. Fancy a stag?
Or shag even!
Does it taste like chicken? "Well, cock maybe | |||
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"Why do people keep viewing my profile and fabbing my pics?
Because you are intriguing and lovely. Fancy a stag?
Or shag even!
Does it taste like chicken?
Well, cock maybe" | |||
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"Why do people keep viewing my profile and fabbing my pics?
Because you are intriguing and lovely. Fancy a stag?
Or shag even!
Does it taste like chicken?
Well, cock maybe"As an insomnia how can i get to sleep not had a good night all week H E L P drink and drugs in but not dropping yet.... It's so hard fore some | |||
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"How are you feeling today I was a bit achey before slight temperature but ok now are you ok xxxx Bless you lovely. I'm ok but my arm still really hurts. Hope you feel better soon. X Thanks love and you xxxx "Xx | |||
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"Lorna is tinsel acceptable to decorate a tree with?!? " Absolutely not! What do you think this is the 80's! | |||
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"Why do people keep viewing my profile and fabbing my pics? "Because you are beautiful. | |||
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"Why do people keep viewing my profile and fabbing my pics?
Because you are beautiful. "You can't have looked then | |||
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"Will we ever get prawn cocktail Quavers back again" No as prawn crisps should be outlawed! | |||
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"What date will my baby arrive? (Due date 17th April) "15th as thats my birthday.
Haven't chatted to you for a while lovely how are you getting on? | |||
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"What date will my baby arrive? (Due date 17th April) "Baby?!! I miss everything!!! | |||
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"What date will my baby arrive? (Due date 17th April)
15th as thats my birthday.
Haven't chatted to you for a while lovely how are you getting on? "Ahh 2 days early I hope so I just want her out now!
I’m good thank you, difficult pregnancy (hospitalised a few times with different illnesses), but feeling much better now. Just ready for the finish line now.
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"What date will my baby arrive? (Due date 17th April)
Baby?!! I miss everything!!! "Yes. I’m very excited. Only 8 weeks to go.
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"What date will my baby arrive? (Due date 17th April)
Baby?!! I miss everything!!!
Yes. I’m very excited. Only 8 weeks to go.
How are you lovely? X "Ahhh congratulations!! That’s gorgeous news I’m great thanks x been away ages so back for a catch up. | |||
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"What date will my baby arrive? (Due date 17th April)
Baby?!! I miss everything!!!
Yes. I’m very excited. Only 8 weeks to go.
How are you lovely? X
Ahhh congratulations!! That’s gorgeous news I’m great thanks x been away ages so back for a catch up. "In that case welcome back! It’s good to see some of the same familiar faces x | |||
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"Lorna is tinsel acceptable to decorate a tree with?!? " Oi! | |||
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"Lorna do you recommend welsh men? Yes unless they are not nice, then nope. " Like you say,Lorna is always right | |||
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