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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

X-Hamster is a website about divorced small mammals.

Lance Armstrong was the first person to ride a bike on the moon.

Before Hollywood got it's hands on it, the original book Lord of the Rings is about a master who pimped out sissys.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Mashed spuds were a common delicacy in medieval times, served by the dungeon torturer

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The Hoover Dam was appropriately named after the then President caught his chief of staff self pleasuring and declared "The hoover? Damn!"

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By *ememberTheNameMan
over a year ago

barnsley


"The Hoover Dam was appropriately named after the then President caught his chief of staff self pleasuring and declared "The hoover? Damn!""

Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Freemasons don't charge to build your garden wall.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

The Berlin Wall was named after Irving Berlin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

27th December is actually known as lidding day.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The Berlin Wall was named after Irving Berlin "

Good one

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Chuck Norris invented rap music when his heart started beating.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hadrian's wall was built as check point

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I rode a kangaroo to school, and the cool kids rode emus

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"The Berlin Wall was named after Irving Berlin

Good one

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Chuck Norris invented rap music when his heart started beating."

Keith Moon, spent his early childhood learning to play the drums on Pluto

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"27th December is actually known as lidding day. "

Boxing Day is so named after the day Jeff Bezos launched the Amazon smile on boxes

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Urinusmaximus a Roman commander in 1 A.D invented watersports.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The first competitive tennis match was played by Wombles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The allen key was invented by Sir Allen Key in 1863.

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

Ken Wood stole the blue prints for the first food mixer from Dave Moulinex

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Gummy bears were named after a toothless blowjob giver

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"Urinusmaximus a Roman commander in 1 A.D invented watersports."

That’s actually true!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

New Zealand was discovered in 1969 when Neil Armstrong spotted it from space.

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

Tim Peake's twin great aunties knitted the Clangers, they were know as the twin Peakes

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Urinusmaximus a Roman commander in 1 A.D invented watersports.

That’s actually true!"

Dickusmaximus was the first to have his cock rated

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"New Zealand was discovered in 1969 when Neil Armstrong spotted it from space."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lance Armstrong Wasn’t doing epo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Donald Trump is not capable of lying

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By *uskymotoMan
over a year ago

Cumbria

Hollywood are making a film about Harold Shipman. It's called "the old dear hunter"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gary Lineker doesn't actually like potato based snacks

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"Urinusmaximus a Roman commander in 1 A.D invented watersports.

That’s actually true!

Dickusmaximus was the first to have his cock rated "

Vulvusmaximus once straddled Mount Vesuvius

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you live in the UK it is illegal to die from anything else other than Covid19

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Derek never played Dominoes, nor ordered a pizza in his life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mashed spuds were a common delicacy in medieval times, served by the dungeon torturer"

You were there too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"New Zealand was discovered in 1969 when Neil Armstrong spotted it from space."

Lieutenant Columbo discovered America

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By *oxyVikingCouple
over a year ago

East Anglia


"The Berlin Wall was named after Irving Berlin

Good one

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Chuck Norris invented rap music when his heart started beating."

I love Chuck Norris

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Liverpool just beat Everton

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you live in the UK it is illegal to die from anything else other than Covid19"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The Berlin Wall was named after Irving Berlin

Good one

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Chuck Norris invented rap music when his heart started beating.

I love Chuck Norris "

The contest he had with Bruce Lee filmed at the colusium. And of course Texas Ranger.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every smartie you eat makes you more clever.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The government's 'eat out to help out' slogan was taken literally in Swindon and everyone felt compelled to engage in oral sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All men are Narcissistic

All women are Bitches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tom Cruise is only short on set because the heft of his penis causes his knees to bow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Luxembourg is made of one of the bits of Europe nobody wanted, but is where washing liquid pods were invented. Except the ones for sale in Luxembourg are required to be edible by law.

Before Issac Newton invented gravity, people would tie nets over apple trees and wait for the fruit to float up.

The concept of a 7 day week was originated in ancient Babylonia. In reality there are actually 8 periods of approximately 24hours in a week. During the 8th period, time as we observe it stops, but cosmic Doris the cleaning lady pops by and polishes everything. The Babylonians knew this.

Files released in the 1980s by the US Department of Defence detailing 4 decades of investigation, found no tangible evidence of non-terrestrial origins to UFO sightings. One credible claim led to the discovery of a living dragon. Bug that was from Earth, so wasn't considered incredible.

Until the mid-1960s, British American Tobacco added an amount of either cocaine or heroin, and between 0.75g and 1g of unsaturated fat to their cigarettes, as they believed their own claims that they were neither addictive or unhealthy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Luxembourg is made of one of the bits of Europe nobody wanted, but is where washing liquid pods were invented. Except the ones for sale in Luxembourg are required to be edible by law.

Before Issac Newton invented gravity, people would tie nets over apple trees and wait for the fruit to float up.

The concept of a 7 day week was originated in ancient Babylonia. In reality there are actually 8 periods of approximately 24hours in a week. During the 8th period, time as we observe it stops, but cosmic Doris the cleaning lady pops by and polishes everything. The Babylonians knew this.

Files released in the 1980s by the US Department of Defence detailing 4 decades of investigation, found no tangible evidence of non-terrestrial origins to UFO sightings. One credible claim led to the discovery of a living dragon. Bug that was from Earth, so wasn't considered incredible.

Until the mid-1960s, British American Tobacco added an amount of either cocaine or heroin, and between 0.75g and 1g of unsaturated fat to their cigarettes, as they believed their own claims that they were neither addictive or unhealthy."

The last one

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Kangaroo meat is imported by Deliveroo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All men on fab will fuck you nice and hard?

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Guinness is good for you.

Spinach gives you big muscles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The key on a corned beef tin was invented by Juan Carlos Fray Bentos. Ironically he bled to death 4 years later in a freak can opening accident.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A guy invented the bra his name was Harvey Titsling

A German guy invented flushing toilets his surname was Crapper hence going for a Crap.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It's possible to lick your own elbows

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

[Removed by poster at 21/02/21 00:45:11]

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

The film Titanic was originally going to be a musical.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Covid isn’t real.. l

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Prince Andrew has created a new spicy pizza that causes sweating

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

This Liverpool team is the greatest in premier league history.

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By *orthernGinge-93Man
over a year ago

Northeast

Pissing on a jellyfish sting was myth created by watersports enthusiasts that got out of hand.

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By *odgerMan
over a year ago

Coventry(ish)London

A less funny thread I've rarely seen.

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By *odgerMan
over a year ago

Coventry(ish)London

Sorry...that was a true fact

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sorry...that was a true fact "

That was actually funny

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Ironically Flintshire County Council don't have a spare key for Connah's Quay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you shag upside-down... you last longer then 3 mind

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By *ilverjagMan
over a year ago

swansea

Broomsticks are often seen on radar by air traffic control on Halloween

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Broomsticks are often seen on radar by air traffic control on Halloween "

This was never a thing

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Broomsticks are often seen on radar by air traffic control on Halloween

This was never a thing"

Bedknobs were invented for Ladies to "balance" themselves on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Broomsticks are often seen on radar by air traffic control on Halloween

This was never a thing

Bedknobs were invented for Ladies to "balance" themselves on "

This is actually creative

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

When a group of ants leave their nest they always turn to the right first.

Oddly enough, a group of ants is also known as a conservatism.

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

The average penis size on Fab is 8.5 inches. Most can go for hours and are able to repeat very easily. The average vagina size is 9 inches.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A woman from Fab once got pregnant after a meet and gave birth to a sky remote

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands


"A woman from Fab once got pregnant after a meet and gave birth to a sky remote "

It was a Virgin remote when it went in

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

In western weddings we throw one of the eastern world's staple foods, rice. Similarly, in some Eastern weddings they throw one of our staple foods, steak and chips.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fabswingers was actually intended to be a site for good singers, but someone made a spelling mistake.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The first lottery syndicate was formed by the Knights of the round table...... at Camelot

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fabswingers was actually intended to be a site for good singers, but someone made a spelling mistake. "

That's a good one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ol' blue eyes Frank Sinatra actually had brown eyes

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By *ultry SuccubusTV/TS
over a year ago

London

Only Russian and Chinese athletes dope. 100% of American Olympians/ athletes are purely clean.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Meghan Markle first shot to fame in a comedy series about Gay tailors.......

It was called - Suits you sir ! -

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Fabswingers was actually intended to be a site for good singers, but someone made a spelling mistake.

That's a good one "

Fat Swingers ? ooer Many a slip ........

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
over a year ago

Sussex

It's a double bluff- Bob Holness really DID play sax on Jerry Raferty's Baker Street

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men on here are bombarded with 300 messages a day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Great Wall of China isn't visible from space. You cannot see any of the 1969 lunar landing equipment using an Earth-based telescope.

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Michael Fish used to lick his finger and stick it in the air prior to his weather forecasts.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Sucking toes can give you foot n mouth disease

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eskimos have all their teeth removed to stop them chattering in the cold,and thus giving away their whereabouts to polar bears

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Vaccines only protect you

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Popular Polish saying Jagshemash literally translates as ‘hey... nice ass’’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because the platypus both lays eggs and produces milk,it is one of the few species in the animal world that can make its own custard

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Michael Jackson was not the first person to "moon-walk"...it was Neil Armstrong.

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By *apo09Man
over a year ago

Ealing, London

Hand sanitiser is not a good lube.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I haven't lost any of my banjo in any sphincter

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By *ilverjagMan
over a year ago

swansea


"Hollywood are making a film about Harold Shipman. It's called "the old dear hunter" "

His famous catch phrase was, "Trust me, I'm a doctor"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The text message was invented in the year 6 and half by a old wise Chinese man called Gok Wan king who tattooed a smiley emoji on a carrier pigeon and sent it to his mate Sam Sung x

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By *ilverjagMan
over a year ago

swansea

AIDS was originally an acronym derived from the term, Arse Injected Death Sentence.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rangers have won 55 titles

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