FabSwingers.com forum: The TOP TEN Forumites in the world today

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

1. Meli

2. Lemonbuttercream

3. City Jeans

4. The VonMatterhorns

5. Erect Jim

6. Granny Crumpet

7. Samuel Tender

8. Nell Gwyn

9. Adam1971

10. Ivy

As you can see, we are truly blessed with some fabulous forumites. You're all very lucky.

A few ups and downs this month. A love of all things faecal has seen Lemonbuttercream squeeze herself into the number two position. City Jeans now delighted she's squatting just above him.

The VonMatterhorns have managed to fool the algorithm and combine their metrics to come straight in at number four. This is unheard of but they've exploited the loophole wonderfully.

Lana Del Hey drops out completely due to typically going UNLOS. Again.

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

You should really put the little arrows next to the names so we can see if they have moved up or down in the charts.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Fucking 6.

I wasn't on the last one at all .......

Have I gone up or down ?

What does TOP mean?

Is there a certificate ?

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

I'm not perving you no more.... *sulks*

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I'm a new entry at number 484

Yay

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

If his willy twinges when he looks at them ......... they go at the top

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you telling me , you sit and work out who posts the most?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooo god popcorn at the ready for the out rage comeing

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Are you telling me , you sit and work out who posts the most?

It better not be about quantity!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What data has this survey used?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Ooo god popcorn at the ready for the out rage comeing "

Don't worry Nat.... you'll be on the next one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooo god popcorn at the ready for the out rage comeing "

Budge up ... I have Dorotos

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You should really put the little arrows next to the names so we can see if they have moved up or down in the charts. "

Great suggestion. I shall do this next month and channel my inner Mark Goodier.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'm not perving you no more.... *sulks*

I'm still perving him, but I'm not gonna tell him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooo god popcorn at the ready for the out rage comeing

Budge up ... I have Dorotos"

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Ooo god popcorn at the ready for the out rage comeing

Budge up ... I have Dorotos"

Can I sit between you?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"What data has this survey used? "

The one from Star Wars I think ......

Or was that Our Twodee Too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are you telling me , you sit and work out who posts the most?

There is a sophisticated algorithm that works this all out. I just press the button.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Ooo god popcorn at the ready for the out rage comeing

Budge up ... I have Dorotos"

Are they like Doritos but Aldi own brand?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooo god popcorn at the ready for the out rage comeing

Don't worry Nat.... you'll be on the next one."

Lol ha ha probably ha ha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What data has this survey used? "

Metrics and that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooo god popcorn at the ready for the out rage comeing

Budge up ... I have Dorotos"

Ooo yummy can we share I love Doritos x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooo god popcorn at the ready for the out rage comeing

Budge up ... I have Dorotos

Are they like Doritos but Aldi own brand? "

Yes, spicier than the Prangles.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm not perving you no more.... *sulks*

I didn't make the top ten either

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Ooo god popcorn at the ready for the out rage comeing

Budge up ... I have Dorotos

Can I sit between you?

Ahhhhhhhhh you must be what's between Yasmeens legs......

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

It's who he wanks over most.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Ooo god popcorn at the ready for the out rage comeing

Budge up ... I have Dorotos

Are they like Doritos but Aldi own brand?

Yes, spicier than the Prangles. "

The Wankers crisps never caught on

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Strange the list is all women

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What data has this survey used?

Metrics and that. "

Oh fair enough. All looks legit then

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"I'm not perving you no more.... *sulks*

I didn't make the top ten either

You place somewhere in my top ten, chin up E.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooo god popcorn at the ready for the out rage comeing

Budge up ... I have Dorotos

Are they like Doritos but Aldi own brand?

Yes, spicier than the Prangles.

The Wankers crisps never caught on"

Now that’s a Gary Lineker ad I’d like to see

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Strange the list is all women

Put your glasses on Steve.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve moved down to 3 from 2, but Meli sits firmly at one, this is bullshit, this is like when *insert cool bands name here* were at 3 and *insert cheesy singer here* was number one ?!

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

"I'm not perving you no more.... *sulks*

I didn't make the top ten either

Don't go looking for sympathy here Mr!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Strange the list is all women

Put your glasses on Steve."
some have got funny names, I’ll give you that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"It's who he wanks over most."

What ? Quentin Crisp ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ve moved down to 3 from 2, but Meli sits firmly at one, this is bullshit, this is like when *insert cool bands name here* were at 3 and *insert cheesy singer here* was number one ?!"

I spoke to the algorithm and it said this move was partly so you couldn't make that joke anymore.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooo god popcorn at the ready for the out rage comeing

Budge up ... I have Dorotos

Are they like Doritos but Aldi own brand?

Yes, spicier than the Prangles.

The Wankers crisps never caught on"

I love the new walkers spicy chicken they awesome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooo god popcorn at the ready for the out rage comeing

Budge up ... I have Dorotos

Can I sit between you?

You can sit ON us if you like x

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Strange the list is all women

I resent that accusation

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm not perving you no more.... *sulks*

I didn't make the top ten either

Don't go looking for sympathy here Mr!

I feel your pain - that's all I'm saying.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooo god popcorn at the ready for the out rage comeing

Budge up ... I have Dorotos

Are they like Doritos but Aldi own brand?

Yes, spicier than the Prangles.

The Wankers crisps never caught on"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

7th.

Pathetic.

It was the valentines thread wasn’t it.

*sadface*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve moved down to 3 from 2, but Meli sits firmly at one, this is bullshit, this is like when *insert cool bands name here* were at 3 and *insert cheesy singer here* was number one ?!

I spoke to the algorithm and it said this move was partly so you couldn't make that joke anymore. "

I’m never one to repeat a gag, the algorithm knows that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm just watching....

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"7th.

Pathetic.

It was the valentines thread wasn’t it.

*sadface*"

I'm surprised you got 7th too.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Fucking 6.

I wasn't on the last one at all .......

Have I gone up or down ?

What does TOP mean?

Is there a certificate ?"

Sixth is better than being a has been

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I'm just watching.... "

It's best.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooo god popcorn at the ready for the out rage comeing

Budge up ... I have Dorotos

Can I sit between you?

Yes you can my lovely x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm just watching....

It's best. "

I know I'm well practiced..

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Ooo god popcorn at the ready for the out rage comeing

Budge up ... I have Dorotos

Can I sit between you?

Ahhhhhhhhh you must be what's between Yasmeens legs......"

Don't tell them the answer though, they're having such fun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are no lesbian transvestites of colour on that list.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"7th.

Pathetic.

It was the valentines thread wasn’t it.

*sadface*"

Yes.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Ooo god popcorn at the ready for the out rage comeing

Budge up ... I have Dorotos

Can I sit between you?

You can sit ON us if you like x"

Yes please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooo god popcorn at the ready for the out rage comeing

Budge up ... I have Dorotos

Can I sit between you?

Room for one more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooo god popcorn at the ready for the out rage comeing

Budge up ... I have Dorotos

Can I sit between you?

Ahhhhhhhhh you must be what's between Yasmeens legs......

Don't tell them the answer though, they're having such fun."

Oi you just squashed my DorOtos!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve got to admit Lemonbuttercream has been on good form, she’s come out with some real humdingers of late, touché. Think Meli is living off of past glories though.

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

"I'm not perving you no more.... *sulks*

I didn't make the top ten either

Don't go looking for sympathy here Mr!

I feel your pain - that's all I'm saying. "

I'll rub it better

But only if you return the favour?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooo god popcorn at the ready for the out rage comeing

Budge up ... I have Dorotos

Can I sit between you?

Room for one more

What snacks ya got?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"There are no lesbian transvestites of colour on that list.

They are all in the toilets...... well .... running indecisively between the door signs.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm not perving you no more.... *sulks*

I didn't make the top ten either

Don't go looking for sympathy here Mr!

I feel your pain - that's all I'm saying.

I'll rub it better

But only if you return the favour?

This is all good content. The algorithm has you posting strong metrics for next month

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ve got to admit Lemonbuttercream has been on good form, she’s come out with some real humdingers of late, touché. Think Meli is living off of past glories though. "

Like when Elton got to number one with 'Sacrifice'

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

"I'm not perving you no more.... *sulks*

I didn't make the top ten either

Don't go looking for sympathy here Mr!

I feel your pain - that's all I'm saying.

I'll rub it better

But only if you return the favour?

This is all good content. The algorithm has you posting strong metrics for next month

But then I wouldn't need rubbing better...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooo god popcorn at the ready for the out rage comeing

Budge up ... I have Dorotos

Can I sit between you?

Room for one more

What snacks ya got?"

Thai sweet chilli kettle chips, maltesers, gin, wine, cake and a blanket

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Ooo god popcorn at the ready for the out rage comeing

Budge up ... I have Dorotos

Can I sit between you?

Yes you can my lovely x"

Jennie said on.... I'll sit on your both

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

.... Sits here watching

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"7th.

Pathetic.

It was the valentines thread wasn’t it.

*sadface*

I'm surprised you got 7th too."

Everyone knows you bribed him with werthers originals and some knitted mittens.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"I’ve got to admit Lemonbuttercream has been on good form, she’s come out with some real humdingers of late, touché. Think Meli is living off of past glories though. "

Oh the bitter words of no 3.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There are no lesbian transvestites of colour on that list.

They are all in the toilets...... well .... running indecisively between the door signs. "

And literally true transvestites... getting distracted every time they pass a mirror, "oooh .... so pretty!"

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"7th.

Pathetic.

It was the valentines thread wasn’t it.

*sadface*

I'm surprised you got 7th too.

Everyone knows you bribed him with werthers originals and some knitted mittens.

Pussy actually

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Bloody favouritism again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooo god popcorn at the ready for the out rage comeing

Budge up ... I have Dorotos

Can I sit between you?

Room for one more

What snacks ya got?

Thai sweet chilli kettle chips, maltesers, gin, wine, cake and a blanket

You can sit on my face for that lot!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooo god popcorn at the ready for the out rage comeing

Budge up ... I have Dorotos

Can I sit between you?

Yes you can my lovely x

Jennie said on.... I'll sit on your both

Ok then that’s all good by me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"7th.

Pathetic.

It was the valentines thread wasn’t it.

*sadface*

I'm surprised you got 7th too.

Everyone knows you bribed him with werthers originals and some knitted mittens.

Pussy actually "

Hussey.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are they all part of the Clique or is this a different group we need to bow/curtsy too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooo god popcorn at the ready for the out rage comeing

Budge up ... I have Dorotos

Can I sit between you?

Room for one more

What snacks ya got?

Thai sweet chilli kettle chips, maltesers, gin, wine, cake and a blanket

You can sit on my face for that lot!"

Pucker up Jennie

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By *acDreamyMan
over a year ago

Wirral

Cindi has not posted, just set off to hunt you down!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Are they all part of the Clique or is this a different group we need to bow/curtsy too? "

Is there a clique of one ?

I'm in that one.......

Kiss me Granny Kiss me !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve moved down to 3 from 2, but Meli sits firmly at one, this is bullshit, this is like when *insert cool bands name here* were at 3 and *insert cheesy singer here* was number one ?!"

I had to take a photo of my toilet after I had a shit and send it to Estragon to get my number 2 top forumite spot.

If anyone wants to be number 2 then you know what to do.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are they all part of the Clique or is this a different group we need to bow/curtsy too? "

You don't need to bow/curtsy - that would be ridiculous.

But you do need a separate site subscription to message them now. Such is the price of popularity.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Are they all part of the Clique or is this a different group we need to bow/curtsy too? "

There’s no clique

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Ah ha! I've just realised. It's an old list..... as Samuel Tender is no more!

It's a fix.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooo god popcorn at the ready for the out rage comeing

Budge up ... I have Dorotos

Ooo yummy can we share I love Doritos x"

Budge up, but I don’t like Doritos, I’m bringing chocolate.

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By *sLittleRedRidingHoodWoman
over a year ago

Magical Forrest

What makes one a forumite??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are they all part of the Clique or is this a different group we need to bow/curtsy too?

There’s no clique

There's definitely no clique.

Signed by number 2 Top Forumite.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Note to self: must try harder

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Ooo god popcorn at the ready for the out rage comeing

Budge up ... I have Dorotos

Ooo yummy can we share I love Doritos x

Budge up, but I don’t like Doritos, I’m bringing chocolate."

You can share my birthday cake if you like?!

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are they all part of the Clique or is this a different group we need to bow/curtsy too? "

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"What makes one a forumite??"
You must kiss the lily white ass of Estragon and spit the hairs into the ether

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooo god popcorn at the ready for the out rage comeing

Budge up ... I have Dorotos

Ooo yummy can we share I love Doritos x

Budge up, but I don’t like Doritos, I’m bringing chocolate."

Moving up and yes chocolate is perfectly fine

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What makes one a forumite??You must kiss the lily white ass of Estragon and spit the hairs into the ether "

Spitting is optional.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Ooo god popcorn at the ready for the out rage comeing

Budge up ... I have Dorotos

Ooo yummy can we share I love Doritos x

Budge up, but I don’t like Doritos, I’m bringing chocolate.

You can share my birthday cake if you like?!

Jo.Xx "

I'm still waiting to see a picture of this mythical birthday cake

Allegedly it was in a photo yesterday..... but I strongly doubt that as I couldn't find it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cindi has not posted, just set off to hunt you down! "

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"What makes one a forumite??"

Forumite is a mineral formed under extreme pressure and yet with a need to be seen.

It comes out many colours and is coveted by some more than others.

It can be brittle if handled badly and shatter into thin air at which point it becomes Unlos

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By * Plus ECouple
over a year ago

The South

Who do I have to shag to get in the top 10?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who do I have to shag to get in the top 10?

Me.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Who do I have to shag to get in the top 10?

Me."

How come I'm not in the top 10 then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ah ha! I've just realised. It's an old list..... as Samuel Tender is no more!

It's a fix.....

Good.

I didn’t like that arrogant twat anyways.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What makes one a forumite??

Forumite is a mineral formed under extreme pressure and yet with a need to be seen.

It comes out many colours and is coveted by some more than others.

It can be brittle if handled badly and shatter into thin air at which point it becomes Unlos"

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

Maybe there should be a Forum OG’s hall of fame......... oooh... that feels like a thread waiting to happen.....

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Ah ha! I've just realised. It's an old list..... as Samuel Tender is no more!

It's a fix.....

Good.

I didn’t like that arrogant twat anyways."

I quite liked him. This Valentine fellow is equally as funny and easy on the eye though.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Maybe there should be a Forum OG’s hall of fame......... oooh... that feels like a thread waiting to happen.....

They can only enter the hall of fame if they've gone UNLOS highly publicly and majestically

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who do I have to shag to get in the top 10?

Me.

How come I'm not in the top 10 then?

Shhhhhhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What makes one a forumite??

Forumite is a mineral formed under extreme pressure and yet with a need to be seen.

It comes out many colours and is coveted by some more than others.

It can be brittle if handled badly and shatter into thin air at which point it becomes Unlos"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Note to self: must try harder "

See? That's the spirit that Britain was built on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck knows why I keep creeping on there, but thanks anyway

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Maybe there should be a Forum OG’s hall of fame......... oooh... that feels like a thread waiting to happen.....

They can only enter the hall of fame if they've gone UNLOS highly publicly and majestically "

I think I accidentally started a HoF thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I made it onto a list! Even if I am below a man who no longer exists ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve moved down to 3 from 2, but Meli sits firmly at one, this is bullshit, this is like when *insert cool bands name here* were at 3 and *insert cheesy singer here* was number one ?!

I had to take a photo of my toilet after I had a shit and send it to Estragon to get my number 2 top forumite spot.

If anyone wants to be number 2 then you know what to do.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ve moved down to 3 from 2, but Meli sits firmly at one, this is bullshit, this is like when *insert cool bands name here* were at 3 and *insert cheesy singer here* was number one ?!

I had to take a photo of my toilet after I had a shit and send it to Estragon to get my number 2 top forumite spot.

If anyone wants to be number 2 then you know what to do.

If you want to be great, then deficate.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"I made it onto a list! Even if I am below a man who no longer exists ....

Well done Pixie, you're definitely awesome enough to have a spot on there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve moved down to 3 from 2, but Meli sits firmly at one, this is bullshit, this is like when *insert cool bands name here* were at 3 and *insert cheesy singer here* was number one ?!

I had to take a photo of my toilet after I had a shit and send it to Estragon to get my number 2 top forumite spot.

If anyone wants to be number 2 then you know what to do.

If you want to be great, then deficate."

lmaoooo

that is my new life motto

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By * Plus ECouple
over a year ago

The South

"Who do I have to shag to get in the top 10?

Me."

If you insist......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who do I have to shag to get in the top 10?

Me.

If you insist......

Oh I do

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

You can’t argue with the facts and I’m honoured to be in such auspicious company.

I’ll happily sell my position to whoever sends me the best minge / norks collage

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By *olarbear73Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Sorry but who gives a fuck?

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

I'm going to the ombudsman.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Sorry but who gives a fuck?"

Don't get your towel in a bunch. I'm not on the list either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A tight looking top 10

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"You can’t argue with the facts and I’m honoured to be in such auspicious company.

I’ll happily sell my position to whoever sends me the best minge / norks collage

Yeah..... I tried that last time and yet

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By *olarbear73Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Sorry but who gives a fuck?

Don't get your towel in a bunch. I'm not on the list either

It’s not a towel. Double flounce

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Sorry but who gives a fuck?

Don't get your towel in a bunch. I'm not on the list either

It’s not a towel. Double flounce

Let me take a closer look.....

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
41 weeks ago

Staffordshire

That’s still pretty accurate.

I’ve just posted to see if you’re back yet Estrogen…

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

"That’s still pretty accurate.

I’ve just posted to see if you’re back yet Estrogen…"

Hot.

Sexy.

Probably the funniest guy ever on the forums.

God I miss cityjeans.

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By *ad NannaWoman
41 weeks ago

East London

"That’s still pretty accurate.

I’ve just posted to see if you’re back yet Estrogen…"

Nah, we need a new list, there's loads of fresh meat joined in since this list was made.

Anyway, half of them have retired.

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

"Ooo god popcorn at the ready for the out rage comeing "

user no longer here

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
41 weeks ago

Staffordshire

"That’s still pretty accurate.

I’ve just posted to see if you’re back yet Estrogen…

Hot.

Sexy.

Probably the funniest guy ever on the forums.

God I miss cityjeans.

That cuts deep.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
41 weeks ago

Staffordshire

"That’s still pretty accurate.

I’ve just posted to see if you’re back yet Estrogen…

Nah, we need a new list, there's loads of fresh meat joined in since this list was made.

Anyway, half of them have retired."

Melis still number one though.

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By *ad NannaWoman
41 weeks ago

East London

"That’s still pretty accurate.

I’ve just posted to see if you’re back yet Estrogen…

Nah, we need a new list, there's loads of fresh meat joined in since this list was made.

Anyway, half of them have retired.

Melis still number one though."

Granny will be beside herself.

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

J, Mr sprout, Pickle, Davina and Obi would be in my list

If I had a list lol

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By *ad NannaWoman
41 weeks ago

East London

"J, Mr sprout, Pickle, Davina and Obi would be in my list

If I had a list lol"

Who's J?

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

"J, Mr sprout, Pickle, Davina and Obi would be in my list

If I had a list lol

Who's J?"

Julie of Julie&Beef

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

I’m suprised other peoples name arent on it. I bet they’re pissed.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
41 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

"I’m suprised other peoples name arent on it. I bet they’re pissed.

C'mon Woody! No one takes these seriously. ( Sam is dead to me Nanna! fickle git )

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By *ruceyyMan
41 weeks ago

London

Fake list!

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By *att71Man
41 weeks ago

Bristol

I need to tinker with the algorithms to make it different me thinks lol

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
41 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

"Fake list!

Calm down Brucey. It's over a year old and they change all the time.

Start your own. Put your own name at the top ...

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By *ruceyyMan
41 weeks ago

London

"Fake list!

Calm down Brucey. It's over a year old and they change all the time.

Start your own. Put your own name at the top ..."

Obviously that would be a real low blow for me to do Granny...

But well done on appreciating the truth

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

"I’m suprised other peoples name arent on it. I bet they’re pissed.

C'mon Woody! No one takes these seriously. ( Sam is dead to me Nanna! fickle git ) "

I’ve seen threads where people have figuratively turnover tables for less…

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By *obilebottomMan
41 weeks ago

All over

"I’m suprised other peoples name arent on it. I bet they’re pissed.

I will be surprised if some that are on the list aren't going to pissed. Not everybody likes lists, especially if they have not opted in.

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By *riar BelisseWoman
41 weeks ago

Delightful Bliss

"Fake list!

Calm down Brucey. It's over a year old and they change all the time.

Start your own. Put your own name at the top ..."

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By *ou only live onceMan
41 weeks ago

London

"That’s still pretty accurate.

I’ve just posted to see if you’re back yet Estrogen…

Nah, we need a new list, there's loads of fresh meat joined in since this list was made.

Anyway, half of them have retired.

Melis still number one though."

Poor Meli. She's been trying to subtly renounce her crown for years through the medium of waffle but to no avail...

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

Great list and so happy to see Meli up top and Nell in there. Nell is so gorgeous

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

I find the forums to be full of sycophantic lickspittles. If you’re not part of the clique your posts are mostly ignored or maybe have a sarcastic or dismissive response.

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By *ou only live onceMan
41 weeks ago

London

"I find the forums to be full of sycophantic lickspittles. If you’re not part of the clique your posts are mostly ignored or maybe have a sarcastic or dismissive response. "

Good thing you're not bitter about it though.

(Oh, you mean like that?)

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By *ruceyyMan
41 weeks ago

London

"I find the forums to be full of sycophantic lickspittles. If you’re not part of the clique your posts are mostly ignored or maybe have a sarcastic or dismissive response.

Good thing you're not bitter about it though.

(Oh, you mean like that?)"

Said like someone in the clique obviously

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By *ou only live onceMan
41 weeks ago

London

"I find the forums to be full of sycophantic lickspittles. If you’re not part of the clique your posts are mostly ignored or maybe have a sarcastic or dismissive response.

Good thing you're not bitter about it though.

(Oh, you mean like that?)

Said like someone in the clique obviously "

I've worked hard for this level of success, Brucey. I was in non-league Fab for years...

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

"I find the forums to be full of sycophantic lickspittles. If you’re not part of the clique your posts are mostly ignored or maybe have a sarcastic or dismissive response.

Good thing you're not bitter about it though.

(Oh, you mean like that?)

Said like someone in the clique obviously

I've worked hard for this level of success, Brucey. I was in non-league Fab for years...

Were you fuck. Your thighs have been doing bits for ages

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

"I find the forums to be full of sycophantic lickspittles. If you’re not part of the clique your posts are mostly ignored or maybe have a sarcastic or dismissive response.

Good thing you're not bitter about it though.

(Oh, you mean like that?)"

Good thing you need to feel accepted by people who you idolise at the expense of your dignity.

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By *TG3Man
41 weeks ago

Dorchester

"1. Meli

2. Lemonbuttercream

3. City Jeans

4. The VonMatterhorns

5. Erect Jim

6. Granny Crumpet

7. Samuel Tender

8. Nell Gwyn

9. Adam1971

10. Ivy

As you can see, we are truly blessed with some fabulous forumites. You're all very lucky.

A few ups and downs this month. A love of all things faecal has seen Lemonbuttercream squeeze herself into the number two position. City Jeans now delighted she's squatting just above him.

The VonMatterhorns have managed to fool the algorithm and combine their metrics to come straight in at number four. This is unheard of but they've exploited the loophole wonderfully.

Lana Del Hey drops out completely due to typically going UNLOS. Again. "
omg i got a mention ttl

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

"I find the forums to be full of sycophantic lickspittles. If you’re not part of the clique your posts are mostly ignored or maybe have a sarcastic or dismissive response.

Good thing you're not bitter about it though.

(Oh, you mean like that?)

Said like someone in the clique obviously

I've worked hard for this level of success, Brucey. I was in non-league Fab for years...

I got relegated

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

"I find the forums to be full of sycophantic lickspittles. If you’re not part of the clique your posts are mostly ignored or maybe have a sarcastic or dismissive response.

Good thing you're not bitter about it though.

(Oh, you mean like that?)

Good thing you need to feel accepted by people who you idolise at the expense of your dignity. "

Oh shit. There’s gonna be a fight.

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By *ruceyyMan
41 weeks ago

London

"I find the forums to be full of sycophantic lickspittles. If you’re not part of the clique your posts are mostly ignored or maybe have a sarcastic or dismissive response.

Good thing you're not bitter about it though.

(Oh, you mean like that?)

Said like someone in the clique obviously

I've worked hard for this level of success, Brucey. I was in non-league Fab for years...

To be fair you are probably the singular most desired guy I've seen on here so that probably spots you a place

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
41 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

"I find the forums to be full of sycophantic lickspittles. If you’re not part of the clique your posts are mostly ignored or maybe have a sarcastic or dismissive response.

Good thing you're not bitter about it though.

(Oh, you mean like that?)

Good thing you need to feel accepted by people who you idolise at the expense of your dignity.

Oh shit. There’s gonna be a fight. "

Will there be pools full of jelly and can I watch?

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

"I find the forums to be full of sycophantic lickspittles. If you’re not part of the clique your posts are mostly ignored or maybe have a sarcastic or dismissive response.

Good thing you're not bitter about it though.

(Oh, you mean like that?)

Said like someone in the clique obviously

I've worked hard for this level of success, Brucey. I was in non-league Fab for years...

To be fair you are probably the singular most desired guy I've seen on here so that probably spots you a place "

He said it. ^ and he smells good too.

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

"I find the forums to be full of sycophantic lickspittles. If you’re not part of the clique your posts are mostly ignored or maybe have a sarcastic or dismissive response.

Good thing you're not bitter about it though.

(Oh, you mean like that?)

Good thing you need to feel accepted by people who you idolise at the expense of your dignity.

Oh shit. There’s gonna be a fight.

Will there be pools full of jelly and can I watch?"

You can watch. Next to me.

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By *ou only live onceMan
41 weeks ago

London

"I find the forums to be full of sycophantic lickspittles. If you’re not part of the clique your posts are mostly ignored or maybe have a sarcastic or dismissive response.

Good thing you're not bitter about it though.

(Oh, you mean like that?)

Good thing you need to feel accepted by people who you idolise at the expense of your dignity. "

You're funny. I like you.

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
41 weeks ago

BRIDPORT

Granny will be beside herself. "

Ones bad enough, please, not a double.

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
41 weeks ago

Aberdeen

Ffs there are Fab leagues? This is a popularity contest?

Need to up my game then, I was under the mistaken illusion most people just potter around spouting random head thoughts.

Fooled again.

MrsAbz

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

"I find the forums to be full of sycophantic lickspittles. If you’re not part of the clique your posts are mostly ignored or maybe have a sarcastic or dismissive response.

Good thing you're not bitter about it though.

(Oh, you mean like that?)

Good thing you need to feel accepted by people who you idolise at the expense of your dignity.

You're funny. I like you. "

Am I part of the clique now?

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
41 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

Fab leagues. Does this imply the existence of a transfer window? And if so, what other websites might we get sent to?

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

"[other website Removed by Mods at 24/03/24 09:33:41]"

Damn. They’re quick.

^ this is a joke.

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By *ou only live onceMan
41 weeks ago

London

"I find the forums to be full of sycophantic lickspittles. If you’re not part of the clique your posts are mostly ignored or maybe have a sarcastic or dismissive response.

Good thing you're not bitter about it though.

(Oh, you mean like that?)

Good thing you need to feel accepted by people who you idolise at the expense of your dignity.

You're funny. I like you.

Am I part of the clique now?"

No.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
41 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

"That’s still pretty accurate.

I’ve just posted to see if you’re back yet Estrogen…

Nah, we need a new list, there's loads of fresh meat joined in since this list was made.

Anyway, half of them have retired.

Melis still number one though.

Poor Meli. She's been trying to subtly renounce her crown for years through the medium of waffle but to no avail..."

Has she shite

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
41 weeks ago

North West

"That’s still pretty accurate.

I’ve just posted to see if you’re back yet Estrogen…

Nah, we need a new list, there's loads of fresh meat joined in since this list was made.

Anyway, half of them have retired."

I don't think Granny has retired yet. She's a WASPI

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
41 weeks ago

North West

"Fab leagues. Does this imply the existence of a transfer window? And if so, what other websites might we get sent to?"

Mumsnet

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

"Fab leagues. Does this imply the existence of a transfer window? And if so, what other websites might we get sent to?

Mumsnet "

That’s next level

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
41 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

Granny will be beside herself.

Ones bad enough, please, not a double.

Nothing is nicer than a granny crump twicer !

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By *ad NannaWoman
41 weeks ago

East London

"J, Mr sprout, Pickle, Davina and Obi would be in my list

If I had a list lol

Who's J?

Julie of Julie&Beef"

Oh, I've met her

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By *ea monkeyMan
41 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Ffs there are Fab leagues? This is a popularity contest?

Need to up my game then, I was under the mistaken illusion most people just potter around spouting random head thoughts.

Fooled again.

MrsAbz"

Doncha know that posting regularly makes you important on this tiny little internet corner?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
41 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

"Ffs there are Fab leagues? This is a popularity contest?

Need to up my game then, I was under the mistaken illusion most people just potter around spouting random head thoughts.

Fooled again.

MrsAbz

Doncha know that posting regularly makes you important on this tiny little internet corner? "

I disagree with that

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By *ea monkeyMan
41 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

I love posts like this. It’s like a time capsule and reminds me that no matter how important or popular people might be or think, memories are short and popularity is fleeting.

It also reminds me that people keep misspelling Tea Monkey

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By *ea monkeyMan
41 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Ffs there are Fab leagues? This is a popularity contest?

Need to up my game then, I was under the mistaken illusion most people just potter around spouting random head thoughts.

Fooled again.

MrsAbz

Doncha know that posting regularly makes you important on this tiny little internet corner?

I disagree with that"

There isn’t a sarcasm font

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