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"I've just heard the van turn up, what's everybody having??" if its the mr whirly who tried to take advantage of mrs p at a party,a rope to hold me back | |||
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"Can I have a Screwball please..... OMG.... can you still get them!!! OMG..... I really want one now....I can't even remember if they were nice...... but I want a Screwball..... and I want one now!!!! " you will take what ya get .... | |||
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" *goes to get magnum infinity from freezer..........*" Good choice! Double choc I hope? | |||
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"I've just heard the van turn up, what's everybody having??" fruit pastilles ice lolly | |||
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" *goes to get magnum infinity from freezer..........* Good choice! Double choc I hope?" Double choc and also choc and caramel. | |||
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" *goes to get magnum infinity from freezer..........* Good choice! Double choc I hope? Double choc and also choc and caramel. " Enough to share then? | |||
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"Can I have a Screwball please..... OMG.... can you still get them!!! OMG..... I really want one now....I can't even remember if they were nice...... but I want a Screwball..... and I want one now!!!! you will take what ya get .... " Awwww View.....but I always end-up with a half-sucked offering thats already dripping and well on its way to going limp ..... its story of my life , but just for once I'd love to get the first lick.... | |||
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"Can I have a Screwball please..... OMG.... can you still get them!!! OMG..... I really want one now....I can't even remember if they were nice...... but I want a Screwball..... and I want one now!!!! " Want one.....you are one!! I'll have a nobbly bobbly ta | |||
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"Can I have a Screwball please..... OMG.... can you still get them!!! OMG..... I really want one now....I can't even remember if they were nice...... but I want a Screwball..... and I want one now!!!! you will take what ya get .... Awwww View.....but I always end-up with a half-sucked offering thats already dripping and well on its way to going limp ..... its story of my life , but just for once I'd love to get the first lick.... " never lick.... stimulate with your tongue.... that's where you are going wrong... | |||
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"oh, please can I have a pokey hat? Erm...??" a cone please.... it's what my mum calls them | |||
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" *goes to get magnum infinity from freezer..........* Good choice! Double choc I hope? Double choc and also choc and caramel. Enough to share then?" Sure! ...but I don't deliver in a van with chimes. | |||
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"Can I have a Screwball please..... OMG.... can you still get them!!! OMG..... I really want one now....I can't even remember if they were nice...... but I want a Screwball..... and I want one now!!!! Want one.....you are one!! I'll have a nobbly bobbly ta " OMG Dodge,,,,, Is nobbly bobbly the name of the guy who drives the Ice-cream van….. Yikes Dodge…..is this your way of telling the world you’ve become a bit of a sucker too !!!! hey man fear not, we'll give you a warm welcome into our little circle...... pffffftttttt mwuahahahaha | |||
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"Lol soxy you been watching too much Oliver Twist " Ohhhhh Ryan, is this your subtle way of asking Dodge and me if we'd be up for a game of Naked Twister with you!!……hey…. I’m in!!!….. | |||
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"Can I have a Screwball please..... OMG.... can you still get them!!! OMG..... I really want one now....I can't even remember if they were nice...... but I want a Screwball..... and I want one now!!!! Want one.....you are one!! I'll have a nobbly bobbly ta OMG Dodge,,,,, Is nobbly bobbly the name of the guy who drives the Ice-cream van….. Yikes Dodge…..is this your way of telling the world you’ve become a bit of a sucker too !!!! hey man fear not, we'll give you a warm welcome into our little circle...... pffffftttttt mwuahahahaha " You wish toots! Keep your knickers on I'm not batting for the dockers in frocks brigade. In fact, thinking about you lot has put me right off my creamo | |||
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"Lol soxy you been watching too much Oliver Twist Ohhhhh Ryan, is this your subtle way of asking Dodge and me if we'd be up for a game of Naked Twister with you!!……hey…. I’m in!!!….. " You in a game of naked twister has replaced the scarey clowns im my nightmares | |||
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"Lol soxy you been watching too much Oliver Twist Ohhhhh Ryan, is this your subtle way of asking Dodge and me if we'd be up for a game of Naked Twister with you!!……hey…. I’m in!!!….. " I think I have already been in enough trouble but thanks for asking I meant he is the Artful Dogger not the Artful Dodger lol | |||
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"funny feet please " I remember them! They also did funny face too. My faves were Mini Milks Speaking of funny feet and faces, has soxy replied yet?? | |||
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"funny feet please I remember them! They also did funny face too. My faves were Mini Milks Speaking of funny feet and faces, has soxy replied yet?? " Ho-ho-ho..... be still my aching sides.... pffft..... | |||
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"funny feet please I remember them! They also did funny face too. My faves were Mini Milks Speaking of funny feet and faces, has soxy replied yet?? Ho-ho-ho..... be still my aching sides.... pffft..... " It's them girdles from the charity shops that are making your sides ache | |||
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"Soxy Can I ask you are serious question?" Aye of course you can..! | |||
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"hurry up ryan,im dyeing to know what it is " i bet its a marriage proposal.. heard he was pretty ruthless with our dave come the break up.. lol | |||
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"Soxy Can I ask you are serious question? Aye of course you can..! " Have you got a fetish for doorways? | |||
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"Soxy Can I ask you are serious question? Aye of course you can..! Have you got a fetish for doorways?" No mate……its just I need to hold on to something solid in order to stop me falling over when I’m wearing heels | |||
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"Soxy Can I ask you are serious question? Aye of course you can..! Have you got a fetish for doorways? No mate……its just I need to hold on to something solid in order to stop me falling over when I’m wearing heels " Haha | |||
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"hurry up ryan,im dyeing to know what it is i bet its a marriage proposal.. heard he was pretty ruthless with our dave come the break up.. lol" WHAT Dave and Ryan have broken up i want my egg timer back i bought you | |||
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"hurry up ryan,im dyeing to know what it is i bet its a marriage proposal.. heard he was pretty ruthless with our dave come the break up.. lolWHAT Dave and Ryan have broken up i want my egg timer back i bought you" You will be lucky the bugger has kept everything ! Even the Tupperware | |||
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"hurry up ryan,im dyeing to know what it is i bet its a marriage proposal.. heard he was pretty ruthless with our dave come the break up.. lolWHAT Dave and Ryan have broken up i want my egg timer back i bought you You will be lucky the bugger has kept everything ! Even the Tupperware " oo i told you to get a pre nup | |||
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" *goes to get magnum infinity from freezer..........* Good choice! Double choc I hope? Double choc and also choc and caramel. Enough to share then? Sure! ...but I don't deliver in a van with chimes. " I'm not fussed, but I'd like you to come with bells on... | |||
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"I am currently in my tent with the heater on, as it is cold and damp, so not in the mood for icecream. A hot drink, yes! " *Passes Pearl some steaming Hot Chocolate... "A hug in a mug..." * | |||
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"I am currently in my tent with the heater on, as it is cold and damp, so not in the mood for icecream. A hot drink, yes! *Passes Pearl some steaming Hot Chocolate... "A hug in a mug..." *" Aww bless ya wooly socks Pearl and Euro. If the van is still there, can I have a feast please or a strawberry mini milk please | |||
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"Anyone else appalled at how much an ice cream costs from the "van with jingly music these days"? BamBam went outside to get 6 ice creams earlier and it cost him £12 ... bloomin' daylight robbery, and they hadn't even got flakes in 'em " Not surprised. Bet he was sick | |||
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