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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I've just heard the van turn up, what's everybody having??

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

the one with a snowball and a wafer please..

can't remember the name

thank you

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Oyster with a flake please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oyster for me please! xxx

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By *r mrs pCouple
over a year ago

taunton

"I've just heard the van turn up, what's everybody having??"

if its the mr whirly who tried to take advantage of mrs p at a party,a rope to hold me back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

screwball please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bubble gum & mint choc chip pleaseeeeee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vanilla and Chocolate Cornetto please

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

SW1A1AA

can i have a 99 please with chocolate sauce on

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Single Nougat with loads of raspberry thanks

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I can't keep up, you're all getting cider lollies...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Walls Orange Maid please but don't think they make them anymore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have a Screwball please.....

OMG.... can you still get them!!!

OMG..... I really want one now....I can't even remember if they were nice...... but I want a Screwball..... and I want one now!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cider ice lollys mmmmmmmm

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"Can I have a Screwball please.....

OMG.... can you still get them!!!

OMG..... I really want one now....I can't even remember if they were nice...... but I want a Screwball..... and I want one now!!!!

you will take what ya get ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*goes to get magnum infinity from freezer..........*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

*goes to get magnum infinity from freezer..........*"

Good choice! Double choc I hope?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I've just heard the van turn up, what's everybody having??"
fruit pastilles ice lolly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh, please can I have a pokey hat?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

SW1A1AA

Can i have a strawberry mivi instead forgot about those until someone said orange maid

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Lolly gobble choc bomb please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"oh, please can I have a pokey hat?

Erm...??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*goes to get magnum infinity from freezer..........*

Good choice! Double choc I hope?"

Double choc and also choc and caramel.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

*goes to get magnum infinity from freezer..........*

Good choice! Double choc I hope?

Double choc and also choc and caramel. "

Enough to share then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I have a Screwball please.....

OMG.... can you still get them!!!

OMG..... I really want one now....I can't even remember if they were nice...... but I want a Screwball..... and I want one now!!!!

you will take what ya get ....

Awwww View.....but I always end-up with a half-sucked offering thats already dripping and well on its way to going limp ..... its story of my life , but just for once I'd love to get the first lick....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I have a Screwball please.....

OMG.... can you still get them!!!

OMG..... I really want one now....I can't even remember if they were nice...... but I want a Screwball..... and I want one now!!!!

Want one.....you are one!!

I'll have a nobbly bobbly ta

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"Can I have a Screwball please.....

OMG.... can you still get them!!!

OMG..... I really want one now....I can't even remember if they were nice...... but I want a Screwball..... and I want one now!!!!

you will take what ya get ....

never lick.... stimulate with your tongue.... that's where you are going wrong...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Twister lolly please x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't believe that no-one has asked for a Fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"oh, please can I have a pokey hat?

Erm...??"

a cone please.... it's what my mum calls them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*goes to get magnum infinity from freezer..........*

Good choice! Double choc I hope?

Double choc and also choc and caramel.

Enough to share then?"

Sure! ...but I don't deliver in a van with chimes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I have a Screwball please.....

OMG.... can you still get them!!!

OMG..... I really want one now....I can't even remember if they were nice...... but I want a Screwball..... and I want one now!!!!

Want one.....you are one!!

I'll have a nobbly bobbly ta

OMG Dodge,,,,, Is nobbly bobbly the name of the guy who drives the Ice-cream van…..

Yikes Dodge…..is this your way of telling the world you’ve become a bit of a sucker too !!!! hey man fear not, we'll give you a warm welcome into our little circle...... pffffftttttt mwuahahahaha

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Lol soxy you been watching too much Oliver Twist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lol soxy you been watching too much Oliver Twist

Ohhhhh Ryan, is this your subtle way of asking Dodge and me if we'd be up for a game of Naked Twister with you!!……hey…. I’m in!!!…..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I have a Screwball please.....

OMG.... can you still get them!!!

OMG..... I really want one now....I can't even remember if they were nice...... but I want a Screwball..... and I want one now!!!!

Want one.....you are one!!

I'll have a nobbly bobbly ta

OMG Dodge,,,,, Is nobbly bobbly the name of the guy who drives the Ice-cream van…..

Yikes Dodge…..is this your way of telling the world you’ve become a bit of a sucker too !!!! hey man fear not, we'll give you a warm welcome into our little circle...... pffffftttttt mwuahahahaha

You wish toots!

Keep your knickers on I'm not batting for the dockers in frocks brigade.

In fact, thinking about you lot has put me right off my creamo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lol soxy you been watching too much Oliver Twist

Ohhhhh Ryan, is this your subtle way of asking Dodge and me if we'd be up for a game of Naked Twister with you!!……hey…. I’m in!!!…..

You in a game of naked twister has replaced the scarey clowns im my nightmares

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Lol soxy you been watching too much Oliver Twist

Ohhhhh Ryan, is this your subtle way of asking Dodge and me if we'd be up for a game of Naked Twister with you!!……hey…. I’m in!!!…..

I think I have already been in enough trouble but thanks for asking

I meant he is the Artful Dogger not the Artful Dodger lol

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

a calippo please, orange one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

funny feet please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"funny feet please

I remember them!

They also did funny face too.

My faves were Mini Milks

Speaking of funny feet and faces, has soxy replied yet??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"funny feet please

I remember them!

They also did funny face too.

My faves were Mini Milks

Speaking of funny feet and faces, has soxy replied yet??

Ho-ho-ho..... be still my aching sides....

pffft.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"funny feet please

I remember them!

They also did funny face too.

My faves were Mini Milks

Speaking of funny feet and faces, has soxy replied yet??

Ho-ho-ho..... be still my aching sides....

pffft.....

It's them girdles from the charity shops that are making your sides ache

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Soxy

Can I ask you are serious question?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Soxy

Can I ask you are serious question?"

Aye of course you can..!

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

hurry up ryan,im dyeing to know what it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"hurry up ryan,im dyeing to know what it is

i bet its a marriage proposal.. heard he was pretty ruthless with our dave come the break up.. lol

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Soxy

Can I ask you are serious question?

Aye of course you can..!

Have you got a fetish for doorways?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Soxy

Can I ask you are serious question?

Aye of course you can..!

Have you got a fetish for doorways?"

No mate……its just I need to hold on to something solid in order to stop me falling over when I’m wearing heels

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Soxy

Can I ask you are serious question?

Aye of course you can..!

Have you got a fetish for doorways?

No mate……its just I need to hold on to something solid in order to stop me falling over when I’m wearing heels

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Umm..where's my Cornetto?

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

"hurry up ryan,im dyeing to know what it is

i bet its a marriage proposal.. heard he was pretty ruthless with our dave come the break up.. lol"
WHAT Dave and Ryan have broken up

i want my egg timer back i bought you

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"hurry up ryan,im dyeing to know what it is

i bet its a marriage proposal.. heard he was pretty ruthless with our dave come the break up.. lolWHAT Dave and Ryan have broken up

i want my egg timer back i bought you"

You will be lucky the bugger has kept everything ! Even the Tupperware

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

"hurry up ryan,im dyeing to know what it is

i bet its a marriage proposal.. heard he was pretty ruthless with our dave come the break up.. lolWHAT Dave and Ryan have broken up

i want my egg timer back i bought you

You will be lucky the bugger has kept everything ! Even the Tupperware "
oo i told you to get a pre nup

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a ten quid bag of skag please...well that's what the ice cream man used to sell around here ..till he got busted..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

*goes to get magnum infinity from freezer..........*

Good choice! Double choc I hope?

Double choc and also choc and caramel.

Enough to share then?

Sure! ...but I don't deliver in a van with chimes.

I'm not fussed, but I'd like you to come with bells on...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My kids (all grown up) always look at me and laugh when they hear an ice cream van, because I used to say when you heard the jingle it meant they'd run out of ice cream.

Didn't work for very long.

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By *exyminxy111Couple
over a year ago

coventry

I'll have a feast.. If the van is still there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am currently in my tent with the heater on, as it is cold and damp, so not in the mood for icecream.

A hot drink, yes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am currently in my tent with the heater on, as it is cold and damp, so not in the mood for icecream.

A hot drink, yes!

*Passes Pearl some steaming Hot Chocolate...

"A hug in a mug..."

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

"I am currently in my tent with the heater on, as it is cold and damp, so not in the mood for icecream.

A hot drink, yes!

*Passes Pearl some steaming Hot Chocolate...

"A hug in a mug..."

Aww bless ya wooly socks Pearl and Euro.

If the van is still there, can I have a feast please

or a strawberry mini milk please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good idea re: hot chocolate, as I have them in my brew kit!

I am wearing waterproof socks with my mock Crocs, which means my feet are warm and dry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chocolate Ovaltine, with added double cream, and it is lush, just what I need now, as it is chucking down outside!

Good job I prepared the trip as a cold weather trip with plenty of layers and waterproofs, otherwise I would have packed up and headed home the moment I arrived!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone else appalled at how much an ice cream costs from the "van with jingly music these days"?

BamBam went outside to get 6 ice creams earlier and it cost him £12 ... bloomin' daylight robbery, and they hadn't even got flakes in 'em

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Anyone else appalled at how much an ice cream costs from the "van with jingly music these days"?

BamBam went outside to get 6 ice creams earlier and it cost him £12 ... bloomin' daylight robbery, and they hadn't even got flakes in 'em

Not surprised. Bet he was sick

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Can I have another oyster?

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