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By *ady Lick OP   Woman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Have you got them in your area?

Co op do it for a small amount of essential items. I've just seen one negotiating crossing a busy road, very odd! They are a small white box with an ariel on the top.

I suppose they are good if you can't get out but there's another job gone!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We get pizzas delivered by drone here.

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

They'd get terrorised around our way. No way make their delivery

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Have you got them in your area?

Co op do it for a small amount of essential items. I've just seen one negotiating crossing a busy road, very odd! They are a small white box with an ariel on the top.

I suppose they are good if you can't get out but there's another job gone! "

That's not fair I haven't seen one yet

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine


"Have you got them in your area?

Co op do it for a small amount of essential items. I've just seen one negotiating crossing a busy road, very odd! They are a small white box with an ariel on the top.

I suppose they are good if you can't get out but there's another job gone! "
They remind me of Big Track toys.

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By *ady Lick OP   Woman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere


"Have you got them in your area?

Co op do it for a small amount of essential items. I've just seen one negotiating crossing a busy road, very odd! They are a small white box with an ariel on the top.

I suppose they are good if you can't get out but there's another job gone!

That's not fair I haven't seen one yet "

I was over Wooten way but a co op on the Welly Road use them to.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

My mum lives in Milton hetnes and they've Had robot deliveries for a while now. She's obsessed with them! They're cute but do sometimes get stuck, especially in the snow.

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

Seen them trundling round MK all the time.

I have a friend in Wooton who says they are deadly if you are on a diet. As it’s so easy to now order anything you want.

If you get that sweetie or chocolate craving in the evening the next thing you know you got one trundling up the garden path.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Seen them trundling round MK all the time.

I have a friend in Wooton who says they are deadly if you are on a diet. As it’s so easy to now order anything you want.

If you get that sweetie or chocolate craving in the evening the next thing you know you got one trundling up the garden path. "

How do they open the gate ?

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Do they falsify signatures, leave parcels in bins and throw them over hedges if no one is home ?

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

I can't even get JustEat or Uber where I live yet

Kinda like it that way...

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By *an4funMan
over a year ago

london


"They'd get terrorised around our way. No way make their delivery "

That's what I was thinking. Robot muggings would be rife here too

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Oh fuck me be awesome if Robbie the robot or metal Mickey it even better a cylon delivered our stuff.

By your command!

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"They'd get terrorised around our way. No way make their delivery

That's what I was thinking. Robot muggings would be rife here too"

Maybe they're like robocop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Starship good to see a Kickstarter make it big

Awesome

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By *an4funMan
over a year ago

london


"They'd get terrorised around our way. No way make their delivery

That's what I was thinking. Robot muggings would be rife here too

Maybe they're like robocop "

Step away from the lamb bhuna. You have 20 seconds to comply...

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By *ove2pleaseseukMan
over a year ago

Hastings

Hope so as I can't even get Mc Donelds eat too hear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do they bring wine?

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

We don’t even have Deliveroo yet.

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By *ove2pleaseseukMan
over a year ago

Hastings


"We don’t even have Deliveroo yet. "

No nor do wee to far out not got good land line board band yet

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By *ady Lick OP   Woman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere


"Do they bring wine?"

As long as it fits in it they bring it. Handy hey?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Have you got them in your area?

Co op do it for a small amount of essential items. I've just seen one negotiating crossing a busy road, very odd! They are a small white box with an ariel on the top.

I suppose they are good if you can't get out but there's another job gone!

That's not fair I haven't seen one yet

I was over Wooten way but a co op on the Welly Road use them to."

I'm standing there all day tomorrow just to find one

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"They'd get terrorised around our way. No way make their delivery

That's what I was thinking. Robot muggings would be rife here too

Maybe they're like robocop

Step away from the lamb bhuna. You have 20 seconds to comply..."

How awesome would that be, unless it went rogue

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester


"They'd get terrorised around our way. No way make their delivery

That's what I was thinking. Robot muggings would be rife here too"

So now if you ask if someone fancies coming back to yours?

Your chances may be less.

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

We’ve barely got broadband and still get the coal and potato man, I highly doubt we’ll get robots anytime soon in these parts

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock


"They'd get terrorised around our way. No way make their delivery

That's what I was thinking. Robot muggings would be rife here too

So now if you ask if someone fancies coming back to yours?

Your chances may be less. "

I live in liverpool In any inner city there will be robot muggings

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

On Holibobs

It would be stripped for parts in around 2 minutes here

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

They would need to be built like a monster truck to get to us.

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Robot wars would be full of robots made from stolen parts

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock


"Robot wars would be full of robots made from stolen parts "

And takeaway

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

I like the Amazon drone delivery idea.

Skeet shooting with prizes

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich


"Do they falsify signatures, leave parcels in bins and throw them over hedges if no one is home ?"

Only the DPD ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh i just got sent a video of one in MK !! how exciting

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By *an4funMan
over a year ago

london


"They'd get terrorised around our way. No way make their delivery

That's what I was thinking. Robot muggings would be rife here too

So now if you ask if someone fancies coming back to yours?

Your chances may be less. "

I would hope that my good looks and charm would help them overcome their fears of being mugged

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We get pizzas delivered by drone here."

Why does this drone thats pestering me not bring me a pizza

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My food shopping was delivered by a Robert last week.

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By *an4funMan
over a year ago

london


"We’ve barely got broadband and still get the coal and potato man, I highly doubt we’ll get robots anytime soon in these parts"

Mr Potato head?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"It would be stripped for parts in around 2 minutes here "

I have thought that the camera and alarm can be dampened with a duvet but you'd have to get everything before the tracker alerted their security.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It would be stripped for parts in around 2 minutes here

I have thought that the camera and alarm can be dampened with a duvet but you'd have to get everything before the tracker alerted their security.

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I wouldn't have thought that their security response is very quick, and the police aren't aren't going to rush to save your shopping..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We had starship order booked today, I was so excited. Turned out to be a guy on a scooter

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

I can’t even get a domino’s delivery

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We don’t even have Uber anything where I live! Can’t see us getting anything like this for a while.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are we living in the future ?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Are we living in the future ?"
you are now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not yet as apparently humans are still more reliable than robots

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not yet as apparently humans are still more reliable than robots "

I doubt a robot will drop kick my parcel over the wall..

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

See our Tesco’s delivery man?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Not yet as apparently humans are still more reliable than robots

I doubt a robot will drop kick my parcel over the wall.."

They could add a catapult to it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why are we looking to replace humans with robots when humans need jobs and robots don’t, please PM for answers.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Why are we looking to replace humans with robots when humans need jobs and robots don’t, please PM for answers."

Were not. We're replacing ourselves by being lazy and not walking to the shops to get milk and bread the spar doesn't employ delivery drivers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So the robots can have people that design them, make them, market them, sell them, build them, maintain them...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why are we looking to replace humans with robots when humans need jobs and robots don’t, please PM for answers."

Presumably you've also fought against computers, vibrators, cars and machinery. All technological advancements that replaced manual human methods.

Luddite!

All in good fun though.

The irony that this is written on phones, on a website, on the internet is cosmicly good.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Unless these robots can climb stairs, they'd be of no use to me, I live on the top floor of a block of flats, and there's no lift

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Unless these robots can climb stairs, they'd be of no use to me, I live on the top floor of a block of flats, and there's no lift "

Grappling hook. Just sayin'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More jobs lost to machines

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Unless these robots can climb stairs, they'd be of no use to me, I live on the top floor of a block of flats, and there's no lift

Grappling hook. Just sayin'"

I prefer the Drone approach actually

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"More jobs lost to machines"

Hardly! One driver vs a whole new industry.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"More jobs lost to machines"

What jobs lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Self checkouts, more jobs gone

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