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By *heVonMatterhorns OP Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Kettle?

Gotcha

Due to boredom and in an effort to come up with yet another original thread after the success of the Dulux Nipple Challenge, let's see your kettles, or if you're shy just tell us about it.

Is it electric or an old school stove one? Is it brand new or a family heirloom?

Gerrem out!

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got a Smeg one.

I'll also take a picture of my kettle later

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Not me

You have to have "the knack" to be able to work mine. Same as the toaster.

They love me but don't like strangers.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

In the olden days we had a whistling kettle. It was high tech at the time and had a red plastic knob on the whistle bit. It was such a comforting sound.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got a Smeg one.

I'll also take a picture of my kettle later

Chortled.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Electric flat bottomed glass.. Love it

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

I've got a Bosch one, fast but not quiet and it beeps to tell you it's done.

4 heat settings too so you don't scald your coffee and a keep warm function too

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I've got a Bosch one, fast but not quiet and it beeps to tell you it's done.

4 heat settings too so you don't scald your coffee and a keep warm function too

I'm lost for words.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Iv a smeg

she’s powder blue and so pretty

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"I've got a Bosch one, fast but not quiet and it beeps to tell you it's done.

4 heat settings too so you don't scald your coffee and a keep warm function too

I'm lost for words.

I'm an engineer, like I'm not going to have gone all geeky with this shizzle and researched it when I bought it

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By *ondon-guy68Man
over a year ago

London

Breville one cup thingy

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

We've got one of those instant water heater things, it dispenses water in multiple volumes and multiple temperatures. Can give you half a litre of boiling water in 20 seconds.

Cal

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By *odgerMan
over a year ago

Coventry(ish)London

I got a new one for Christmas.

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"I've got a Smeg one.

I'll also take a picture of my kettle later

Delicious...

LvM

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Not me

You have to have "the knack" to be able to work mine. Same as the toaster.

They love me but don't like strangers."

Ah they've just got personality

I'm interested in what "knack" a kettle requires though

LvM

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"In the olden days we had a whistling kettle. It was high tech at the time and had a red plastic knob on the whistle bit. It was such a comforting sound."

I'm a little sad that kettles don't do that anymore

LvM

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Electric flat bottomed glass.. Love it"

Glass? Very fancy

LvM

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By *oxyvixen99Woman
over a year ago

Newtownabbey

Breville one cup, so handy

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"I've got a Bosch one, fast but not quiet and it beeps to tell you it's done.

4 heat settings too so you don't scald your coffee and a keep warm function too

I'm lost for words.

I'm an engineer, like I'm not going to have gone all geeky with this shizzle and researched it when I bought it

Oh I see you went for the Tony Stark model

LvM

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Iv a smeg

she’s powder blue and so pretty

You're pretty

I mean, yeah that's a cute sounding little kettle

LvM

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Breville one cup thingy

Are one cup ones not an absolute pain if you have to make more than one?

LvM

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"We've got one of those instant water heater things, it dispenses water in multiple volumes and multiple temperatures. Can give you half a litre of boiling water in 20 seconds.

Cal"

Well now you're just showing off

LvM

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"I got a new one for Christmas."

Well? Don't keep us hanging, how is it?

LvM

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"I've got a Bosch one, fast but not quiet and it beeps to tell you it's done.

4 heat settings too so you don't scald your coffee and a keep warm function too

I'm lost for words.

I'm an engineer, like I'm not going to have gone all geeky with this shizzle and researched it when I bought it

Oh I see you went for the Tony Stark model

LvM"

Its just been called....and I quote 'thats not a fucking kettle that's a space ship'

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By *oxyvixen99Woman
over a year ago

Newtownabbey

"Breville one cup thingy

Are one cup ones not an absolute pain if you have to make more than one?

LvM"

No cause you just push it twice thrice etc

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Not me

You have to have "the knack" to be able to work mine. Same as the toaster.

They love me but don't like strangers.

Ah they've just got personality

I'm interested in what "knack" a kettle requires though

LvM"

Well it doesn't have a switch as such anymore. That broke off a few years ago now. You have to put your finger where the actual pressure point is and give it a loving stroke that's firm but fair in and inward and downward motion.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Iv a smeg

she’s powder blue and so pretty

You're pretty

I mean, yeah that's a cute sounding little kettle

LvM"

she is don’t ask me how good she is I rarely drink anything hot

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I've got a Bosch one, fast but not quiet and it beeps to tell you it's done.

4 heat settings too so you don't scald your coffee and a keep warm function too

I'm lost for words.

I'm an engineer, like I'm not going to have gone all geeky with this shizzle and researched it when I bought it

Oh I see you went for the Tony Stark model

LvM

Its just been called....and I quote 'thats not a fucking kettle that's a space ship'

Well it is!

Bend over and it wipes your arse for ya too I bet!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Electric flat bottomed glass.. Love it

Glass? Very fancy

LvM"

Can watch the water boil

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By *ondon-guy68Man
over a year ago

London

"Breville one cup thingy

Are one cup ones not an absolute pain if you have to make more than one?

LvM

No cause you just push it twice thrice etc

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"I've got a Bosch one, fast but not quiet and it beeps to tell you it's done.

4 heat settings too so you don't scald your coffee and a keep warm function too

I'm lost for words.

I'm an engineer, like I'm not going to have gone all geeky with this shizzle and researched it when I bought it

Oh I see you went for the Tony Stark model

LvM

Its just been called....and I quote 'thats not a fucking kettle that's a space ship'

Well it is!

Bend over and it wipes your arse for ya too I bet!

I'm not going to try it as I don't wish to scald my arse on 80° water

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Breville one cup thingy

Are one cup ones not an absolute pain if you have to make more than one?

LvM

No cause you just push it twice thrice etc

What if you use different sized mugs? How do they know?

LvM

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Not me

You have to have "the knack" to be able to work mine. Same as the toaster.

They love me but don't like strangers.

Ah they've just got personality

I'm interested in what "knack" a kettle requires though

LvM

Oooh

I've never been jealous of a kettle before

LvM

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I've got the same kettle as Sophie, cos I'm all kinds of fancy.

Also got one of those one cup things but that's only one cup if you have normal sized cups, not giant mugs, so I haven't used it in a while and will probably sell it.

And two coffee machines..... because my Dad loves a coffee gadget and every time he buys a new one I get the hand me down

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By *isAdventure69Woman
over a year ago

Hampshire

I have a pink kettle , brandless ...I only cared that it was pink

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By *oxyvixen99Woman
over a year ago

Newtownabbey

"Breville one cup thingy

Are one cup ones not an absolute pain if you have to make more than one?

LvM

No cause you just push it twice thrice etc

What if you use different sized mugs? How do they know?

LvM"

You click it on and off accordingly, it's not as difficult as it seems lol

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I really don't care about any of the kettles up there OP, they are full of hot air.

I only came on to this thread to see what kettle you had and how you were going to incorporate it and your bbc into a photo.

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"I've got the same kettle as Sophie, cos I'm all kinds of fancy.

Also got one of those one cup things but that's only one cup if you have normal sized cups, not giant mugs, so I haven't used it in a while and will probably sell it.

And two coffee machines..... because my Dad loves a coffee gadget and every time he buys a new one I get the hand me down

If your coffee machine is a Bosch Suny then you've just confirmed you're stalking me

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I've got the same kettle as Sophie, cos I'm all kinds of fancy.

Also got one of those one cup things but that's only one cup if you have normal sized cups, not giant mugs, so I haven't used it in a while and will probably sell it.

And two coffee machines..... because my Dad loves a coffee gadget and every time he buys a new one I get the hand me down

If your coffee machine is a Bosch Suny then you've just confirmed you're stalking me

Move along folks.... nothing to see here

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"I've got the same kettle as Sophie, cos I'm all kinds of fancy.

Also got one of those one cup things but that's only one cup if you have normal sized cups, not giant mugs, so I haven't used it in a while and will probably sell it.

And two coffee machines..... because my Dad loves a coffee gadget and every time he buys a new one I get the hand me down

If your coffee machine is a Bosch Suny then you've just confirmed you're stalking me

Move along folks.... nothing to see here

Please don't leave me alone with this woman....im feeling a little scared right now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is watching water boil the same as watching paint dry?

I need to choose a weekend activity.

My kettle isn't the best it's an ancient Breville one - I might get on Amazon and kettle shop

My life is amazing

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I've got a Bosch one, fast but not quiet and it beeps to tell you it's done.

4 heat settings too so you don't scald your coffee and a keep warm function too

I'm lost for words.

I'm an engineer, like I'm not going to have gone all geeky with this shizzle and researched it when I bought it

Oh I see you went for the Tony Stark model

LvM

Its just been called....and I quote 'thats not a fucking kettle that's a space ship'

Well it is!

Bend over and it wipes your arse for ya too I bet!

I'm not going to try it as I don't wish to scald my arse on 80° water

Rubber ring for Sophie to sit on please Doctor

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"I've got the same kettle as Sophie, cos I'm all kinds of fancy.

Also got one of those one cup things but that's only one cup if you have normal sized cups, not giant mugs, so I haven't used it in a while and will probably sell it.

And two coffee machines..... because my Dad loves a coffee gadget and every time he buys a new one I get the hand me down

If your coffee machine is a Bosch Suny then you've just confirmed you're stalking me

Move along folks.... nothing to see here

Get a room you two... and one of your 43 combined gadgets to warm water on

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"I have a pink kettle , brandless ...I only cared that it was pink

A pragmatist

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Breville one cup thingy

Are one cup ones not an absolute pain if you have to make more than one?

LvM

No cause you just push it twice thrice etc

What if you use different sized mugs? How do they know?

LvM

You click it on and off accordingly, it's not as difficult as it seems lol "

Far too complicated

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got a Bosch one, fast but not quiet and it beeps to tell you it's done.

4 heat settings too so you don't scald your coffee and a keep warm function too

We have this one too

Her x

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I've got the same kettle as Sophie, cos I'm all kinds of fancy.

Also got one of those one cup things but that's only one cup if you have normal sized cups, not giant mugs, so I haven't used it in a while and will probably sell it.

And two coffee machines..... because my Dad loves a coffee gadget and every time he buys a new one I get the hand me down

If your coffee machine is a Bosch Suny then you've just confirmed you're stalking me

Move along folks.... nothing to see here

Please don't leave me alone with this woman....im feeling a little scared right now

You thrive on it

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I've got the same kettle as Sophie, cos I'm all kinds of fancy.

Also got one of those one cup things but that's only one cup if you have normal sized cups, not giant mugs, so I haven't used it in a while and will probably sell it.

And two coffee machines..... because my Dad loves a coffee gadget and every time he buys a new one I get the hand me down

If your coffee machine is a Bosch Suny then you've just confirmed you're stalking me

Move along folks.... nothing to see here

Get a room you two... and one of your 43 combined gadgets to warm water on "

44. You can't count

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"I really don't care about any of the kettles up there OP, they are full of hot air.

I only came on to this thread to see what kettle you had and how you were going to incorporate it and your bbc into a photo."

I'll be sure to get one sorted once I drag myself out of bed

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By *oss25Man
over a year ago

Flitwick and Fakenham

An Allessi kettle, gas powered. Makes a perfect cuppa

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"I've got the same kettle as Sophie, cos I'm all kinds of fancy.

Also got one of those one cup things but that's only one cup if you have normal sized cups, not giant mugs, so I haven't used it in a while and will probably sell it.

And two coffee machines..... because my Dad loves a coffee gadget and every time he buys a new one I get the hand me down

If your coffee machine is a Bosch Suny then you've just confirmed you're stalking me

Move along folks.... nothing to see here

Get a room you two... and one of your 43 combined gadgets to warm water on

44. You can't count

I’ve got two five pound notes in my pocket so I bet you £15 I can count

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Ooooh Kettles!! Steamy

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By *ordo320Man
over a year ago

Gatwick

I’ve a quooker, so much better than a kettle. When I go to other people’s houses, well pre COVID, it’s so strange waiting for it to boil!!

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"I've got the same kettle as Sophie, cos I'm all kinds of fancy.

Also got one of those one cup things but that's only one cup if you have normal sized cups, not giant mugs, so I haven't used it in a while and will probably sell it.

And two coffee machines..... because my Dad loves a coffee gadget and every time he buys a new one I get the hand me down

If your coffee machine is a Bosch Suny then you've just confirmed you're stalking me

Move along folks.... nothing to see here

Please don't leave me alone with this woman....im feeling a little scared right now

You thrive on it

Shush! That's my hidden kink

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

I have a matching Russell Hobbs kettle and toaster. Kettle works well and has a 'quick boil' function.

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By *ondon-guy68Man
over a year ago

London

"Breville one cup thingy

Are one cup ones not an absolute pain if you have to make more than one?

LvM

No cause you just push it twice thrice etc

What if you use different sized mugs? How do they know?

LvM

You click it on and off accordingly, it's not as difficult as it seems lol "

Or turn the variable fill dial to the required setting...

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I've got the same kettle as Sophie, cos I'm all kinds of fancy.

Also got one of those one cup things but that's only one cup if you have normal sized cups, not giant mugs, so I haven't used it in a while and will probably sell it.

And two coffee machines..... because my Dad loves a coffee gadget and every time he buys a new one I get the hand me down

If your coffee machine is a Bosch Suny then you've just confirmed you're stalking me

Move along folks.... nothing to see here

Get a room you two... and one of your 43 combined gadgets to warm water on

44. You can't count

I’ve got two five pound notes in my pocket so I bet you £15 I can count "

Not any more you haven't

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I've got the same kettle as Sophie, cos I'm all kinds of fancy.

Also got one of those one cup things but that's only one cup if you have normal sized cups, not giant mugs, so I haven't used it in a while and will probably sell it.

And two coffee machines..... because my Dad loves a coffee gadget and every time he buys a new one I get the hand me down

If your coffee machine is a Bosch Suny then you've just confirmed you're stalking me

Move along folks.... nothing to see here

Please don't leave me alone with this woman....im feeling a little scared right now

You thrive on it

Shush! That's my hidden kink

They know Sophie..... they all know....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just bought a retro style orange Haden kettle and it's too perfect for words

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got a decent delonghi one part of a set and it’s nice does the job, bit overworked but hasn’t blew up unlike the useless breville one!

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By *oxyvixen99Woman
over a year ago

Newtownabbey

"Breville one cup thingy

Are one cup ones not an absolute pain if you have to make more than one?

LvM

No cause you just push it twice thrice etc

What if you use different sized mugs? How do they know?

LvM

You click it on and off accordingly, it's not as difficult as it seems lol

Or turn the variable fill dial to the required setting...

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Mine's from ASDA and the paint is chipping off. The shame!!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Mine's from ASDA and the paint is chipping off. The shame!! "

Do you have to finger yours too?

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Mine's from ASDA and the paint is chipping off. The shame!!

Do you have to finger yours too? "

That sounds dangerous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not me

You have to have "the knack" to be able to work mine. Same as the toaster.

They love me but don't like strangers."

My toaster is a 4 slice job

You can't pop the left 2 down first

The right hand 2 have to be popped down for left to work

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