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"They wait until you're asleep." And crawl up your bum. | |||
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"They wait until you're asleep. And crawl up your bum." Bloody hell. Thanks for the nightmares !  | |||
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"Is your sofa comfortable?" Awww, why'd you have to go and say something like that?  | |||
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"They wait until you're asleep. And crawl up your bum. Bloody hell. Thanks for the nightmares ! "It's true  | |||
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"I had one in my toilet bowl last week. I tried to get it with toilet paper but it ran under the rim. Definitely not out of sight, out of mind. I flushed it out and managed to get it onto the paper and save its life. " Those rimming spiders. | |||
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lol get a glass and a piece of paper ready to catch it ... | |||
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"They wait until you're asleep. And crawl up your bum." No, they rub their willies on your face | |||
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"It just wants to snuggle up lol get a glass and a piece of paper ready to catch it ..."Quickly, else it will tell all its mates where you are so they can have a party in your butt hole. | |||
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"They wait until you're asleep. And crawl up your bum. No, they rub their willies on your face "That's just guys in general. I may go near the bum too though if you're out cold. | |||
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"Is it the proper hairy legged house spider large and harmless, or a false widow. "Or the infamous butt hole spider. They're the worst. | |||
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"They wait until you're asleep. And crawl up your bum. No, they rub their willies on your face "Eeew, you're sick lady. | |||
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"Is it the proper hairy legged house spider large and harmless, or a false widow. "It a big hairy thing...just saw it climb up the wall..next min gone! Bloody ninja spider! | |||
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"I had one in my toilet bowl last week. I tried to get it with toilet paper but it ran under the rim. Definitely not out of sight, out of mind. I flushed it out and managed to get it onto the paper and save its life. Those rimming spiders." They love a bum they do. | |||
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"Is it the proper hairy legged house spider large and harmless, or a false widow.
It a big hairy thing...just saw it climb up the wall..next min gone! Bloody ninja spider! "It fell down the back of your dressing gown. | |||
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"Is it the proper hairy legged house spider large and harmless, or a false widow.
Or the infamous butt hole spider. They're the worst."I wish the mythical 'grower spider' would nip me. | |||
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"Is it the proper hairy legged house spider large and harmless, or a false widow.
It a big hairy thing...just saw it climb up the wall..next min gone! Bloody ninja spider!
It fell down the back of your dressing gown."They do that until the coast is clear and they can make a beeline to the butthole. Sneaky bastards. | |||
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"Is it the proper hairy legged house spider large and harmless, or a false widow.
It a big hairy thing...just saw it climb up the wall..next min gone! Bloody ninja spider!
It fell down the back of your dressing gown.
They do that until the coast is clear and they can make a beeline to the butthole. Sneaky bastards.
"People wake up in the morning with a smelly finger because the spiders make their butter holes itch in the night. | |||
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"I've got 3 in mine at the moment but they won't come out." You sure that's not butt hair? | |||
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"Is it the proper hairy legged house spider large and harmless, or a false widow.
It a big hairy thing...just saw it climb up the wall..next min gone! Bloody ninja spider! "Its probably hiding on top of a curtain rail...... Biding its time waiting patiently. | |||
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"I've got 3 in mine at the moment but they won't come out. You sure that's not butt hair?" Do their legs not grow back? Maybe I don't then. | |||
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"Is it the proper hairy legged house spider large and harmless, or a false widow.
It a big hairy thing...just saw it climb up the wall..next min gone! Bloody ninja spider!
Its probably hiding on top of a curtain rail...... Biding its time waiting patiently. "I will find...cant hide forever | |||
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"I've got 3 in mine at the moment but they won't come out. You sure that's not butt hair? Do their legs not grow back? Maybe I don't then." You should get someone to check, just in case. | |||
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"Is it the proper hairy legged house spider large and harmless, or a false widow.
It a big hairy thing...just saw it climb up the wall..next min gone! Bloody ninja spider!
Its probably hiding on top of a curtain rail...... Biding its time waiting patiently.
I will find...cant hide forever "A mouse will probably eat it. | |||
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"I saw Richard Attenborough talking about it one time." I thought Richard Attenborough was more a T-rex kinda guy? | |||
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"Is it the proper hairy legged house spider large and harmless, or a false widow.
It a big hairy thing...just saw it climb up the wall..next min gone! Bloody ninja spider!
Its probably hiding on top of a curtain rail...... Biding its time waiting patiently.
I will find...cant hide forever "If the two of you become close, you'll need to change your profile to a couple. (Sparkle and Hairy Legs) | |||
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