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By *parkle1974 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Said "Out of sight, out of mind"

Never had a spider disappear in the bedroom....

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

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By *nked_kittenWoman
over a year ago

Ankh Morpork

Is your sofa comfortable?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They wait until you're asleep.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I had one in my toilet bowl last week. I tried to get it with toilet paper but it ran under the rim.

Definitely not out of sight, out of mind.

I flushed it out and managed to get it onto the paper and save its life.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wait. They always can't hide for long and venture out again. Hoover at the ready ?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"They wait until you're asleep."

And crawl up your bum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They wait until you're asleep.

And crawl up your bum."

Bloody hell. Thanks for the nightmares !

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"Is your sofa comfortable?"

Awww, why'd you have to go and say something like that?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"They wait until you're asleep.

And crawl up your bum.

Bloody hell. Thanks for the nightmares ! "

It's true

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine


"I had one in my toilet bowl last week. I tried to get it with toilet paper but it ran under the rim.

Definitely not out of sight, out of mind.

I flushed it out and managed to get it onto the paper and save its life.

"
Those rimming spiders.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It just wants to snuggle up lol get a glass and a piece of paper ready to catch it ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They wait until you're asleep.

And crawl up your bum."

No, they rub their willies on your face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It just wants to snuggle up lol get a glass and a piece of paper ready to catch it ..."

Quickly, else it will tell all its mates where you are so they can have a party in your butt hole.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I saw Richard Attenborough talking about it one time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They wait until you're asleep.

And crawl up your bum.

No, they rub their willies on your face "

That's just guys in general.

I may go near the bum too though if you're out cold.

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By *parkle1974 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

I have the flame thrower ready...

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Lanzarote

My bedroom carpet is spider coloured. Unless they move they are not visible.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it the proper hairy legged house spider large and harmless, or a false widow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it the proper hairy legged house spider large and harmless, or a false widow. "

Or the infamous butt hole spider. They're the worst.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They wait until you're asleep.

And crawl up your bum.

No, they rub their willies on your face "

Eeew, you're sick lady.

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By *parkle1974 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Is it the proper hairy legged house spider large and harmless, or a false widow. "

It a big hairy thing...just saw it climb up the wall..next min gone! Bloody ninja spider!

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"I had one in my toilet bowl last week. I tried to get it with toilet paper but it ran under the rim.

Definitely not out of sight, out of mind.

I flushed it out and managed to get it onto the paper and save its life.

Those rimming spiders."

They love a bum they do.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"Is it the proper hairy legged house spider large and harmless, or a false widow.

It a big hairy thing...just saw it climb up the wall..next min gone! Bloody ninja spider! "

It fell down the back of your dressing gown.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it the proper hairy legged house spider large and harmless, or a false widow.

Or the infamous butt hole spider. They're the worst."

I wish the mythical 'grower spider' would nip me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it the proper hairy legged house spider large and harmless, or a false widow.

It a big hairy thing...just saw it climb up the wall..next min gone! Bloody ninja spider!

It fell down the back of your dressing gown."

They do that until the coast is clear and they can make a beeline to the butthole. Sneaky bastards.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got 3 in mine at the moment but they won't come out.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"Is it the proper hairy legged house spider large and harmless, or a false widow.

It a big hairy thing...just saw it climb up the wall..next min gone! Bloody ninja spider!

It fell down the back of your dressing gown.

They do that until the coast is clear and they can make a beeline to the butthole. Sneaky bastards.

"

People wake up in the morning with a smelly finger because the spiders make their butter holes itch in the night.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"I've got 3 in mine at the moment but they won't come out."

You sure that's not butt hair?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it the proper hairy legged house spider large and harmless, or a false widow.

It a big hairy thing...just saw it climb up the wall..next min gone! Bloody ninja spider! "

Its probably hiding on top of a curtain rail...... Biding its time waiting patiently.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've got 3 in mine at the moment but they won't come out.

You sure that's not butt hair?"

Do their legs not grow back? Maybe I don't then.

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By *parkle1974 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Is it the proper hairy legged house spider large and harmless, or a false widow.

It a big hairy thing...just saw it climb up the wall..next min gone! Bloody ninja spider!

Its probably hiding on top of a curtain rail...... Biding its time waiting patiently. "

I will find...cant hide forever

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"I've got 3 in mine at the moment but they won't come out.

You sure that's not butt hair?

Do their legs not grow back? Maybe I don't then."

You should get someone to check, just in case.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"Is it the proper hairy legged house spider large and harmless, or a false widow.

It a big hairy thing...just saw it climb up the wall..next min gone! Bloody ninja spider!

Its probably hiding on top of a curtain rail...... Biding its time waiting patiently.

I will find...cant hide forever "

A mouse will probably eat it.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I saw Richard Attenborough talking about it one time."

I thought Richard Attenborough was more a T-rex kinda guy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it the proper hairy legged house spider large and harmless, or a false widow.

It a big hairy thing...just saw it climb up the wall..next min gone! Bloody ninja spider!

Its probably hiding on top of a curtain rail...... Biding its time waiting patiently.

I will find...cant hide forever "

If the two of you become close, you'll need to change your profile to a couple. (Sparkle and Hairy Legs)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooh I can rescue you all!

Spiders genuinely don’t bother me.

I dealt with a massive fucking huntsman spider (hairy & the size of your hand) in Oz my housemate was 6ft3 and squealed like a girl upon sight of it.

But it’s not the big ones you need to worry about it’s the innocuous little fuckers that are deadly. None of which reside in the UK so sleep safe peeps..

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