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"What does it do? Knock knock before every thrust?" just had an actual laugh out loud  | |||
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"What does it do? Knock knock before every thrust? just had an actual laugh out loud "I should be on stage I tell thee | |||
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"What do you call a straight woman with a strap on?" Someone I want to meet  | |||
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"What do you call a straight woman with a strap on?" Peggy | |||
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"What does it do? Knock knock before every thrust?" Laughed to hard at that | |||
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"A joking cock rubberised " Do you mean a dildo? Strap on? | |||
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"What does it do? Knock knock before every thrust? just had an actual laugh out loud
I should be on stage I tell thee "Sweeping it? | |||
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"Wow you have so many joking cocks there " Strap on’s you mean  lol | |||
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"She said my G-spot is in my arse but no its not. " It is, you know. No joke. | |||
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"She said my G-spot is in my arse but no its not. " It is but its not a G spot, its your P spot or your prostate | |||
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"She said my G-spot is in my arse but no its not. " About 2 inches in. Commonly called the P-spot on blokes. Milk ya like a friesian | |||
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"They're called strap-ons rather than joking cocks btw. " Not if they have glasses and a tash. | |||
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"She said my G-spot is in my arse but no its not. About 2 inches in. Commonly called the P-spot on blokes. Milk ya like a friesian " I cant have any bloody milk then...damn! | |||
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"She said my G-spot is in my arse but no its not. About 2 inches in. Commonly called the P-spot on blokes. Milk ya like a friesian I cant have any bloody milk then...damn!" If it's bloody you need to see a specialist  | |||
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"No its not there " You have no prostate gland? | |||
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"No its gay " Silly. A woman doing something to you is not gay, unless you are a woman  | |||
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"She said my G-spot is in my arse but no its not. About 2 inches in. Commonly called the P-spot on blokes. Milk ya like a friesian I cant have any bloody milk then...damn! If it's bloody you need to see a specialist "Or be a bit more careful in future | |||
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"No its not there You have no prostate gland?" I don't know about that but G-spot is bullshit | |||
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"No its not there You have no prostate gland? I don't know about that but G-spot is bullshit " I have a feeling I recognise you from somewhere OP! | |||
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"No its gay Silly. A woman doing something to you is not gay, unless you are a woman "A man puts his cock in a man's arse it = gay. No offence to another who is gay but just talking common sense you know | |||
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"No its not there You have no prostate gland? I don't know about that but G-spot is bullshit I have a feeling I recognise you from somewhere OP!" Not me | |||
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"No its gay Silly. A woman doing something to you is not gay, unless you are a woman
A man puts his cock in a man's arse it = gay.
No offence to another who is gay but just talking common sense you know "But a woman wants to do it to you? | |||
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"No its gay Silly. A woman doing something to you is not gay, unless you are a woman
A man puts his cock in a man's arse it = gay.
No offence to another who is gay but just talking common sense you know "So man sucks another mans dick = gay You dont accept blow jobs from women either then no? | |||
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"No its gay Silly. A woman doing something to you is not gay, unless you are a woman
A man puts his cock in a man's arse it = gay.
No offence to another who is gay but just talking common sense you know
But a woman wants to do it to you? "Similar the same | |||
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"No its gay Silly. A woman doing something to you is not gay, unless you are a woman
A man puts his cock in a man's arse it = gay.
No offence to another who is gay but just talking common sense you know
But a woman wants to do it to you? "Oh just let him feel special and be gay....he has nothing else going for him | |||
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"No its gay Silly. A woman doing something to you is not gay, unless you are a woman
A man puts his cock in a man's arse it = gay.
No offence to another who is gay but just talking common sense you know
So man sucks another mans dick = gay
You dont accept blow jobs from women either then no? "You are confusing | |||
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"What does it do? Knock knock before every thrust?" Thanks now got tea to clean up (razz) *If that dont work i need emoji lessons  | |||
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"What does it do? Knock knock before every thrust? Thanks now got tea to clean up (razz) *If that dont work i need emoji lessons "Who's there? Roger | |||
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"What does it do? Knock knock before every thrust? Thanks now got tea to clean up (razz) *If that dont work i need emoji lessons
Who's there?
Roger "Rodger who? | |||
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"What does it do? Knock knock before every thrust? Thanks now got tea to clean up (razz) *If that dont work i need emoji lessons
Who's there?
Roger "Roger who? | |||
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"OK... Well, here's hoping you never need medication by suppositories coz there's no turning back then. You'll be marching the streets of pride in some leather chaps and stroking your nipples wearing the biggest gayest grin the land has ever witnessed." This did make me chortle! | |||
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"OK... Well, here's hoping you never need medication by suppositories coz there's no turning back then. You'll be marching the streets of pride in some leather chaps and stroking your nipples wearing the biggest gayest grin the land has ever witnessed." 
Seriously just spat my drink at that | |||
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"What does it do? Knock knock before every thrust? just had an actual laugh out loud
I should be on stage I tell thee "Peachy, you should DEFO be on stage. I'd pay plenty to watch you do stand up - go and try at a comedy club when this shite is over!! | |||
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"A woman used a strap-on on me years ago and look what it did to me....made me dress up like a bloody woman although it didn't give me the ghey, very weird. " | |||
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"Best thread in a long time. So if a woman fucks a guy with a strap on and it’s gay....does that make the woman a guy or the guy a girl? Also is it a joke cock only if it’s brightly coloured? Mines purple you see and I didn’t realise that would make it less serious than a flesh coloured one"  | |||
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"A woman used a strap-on on me years ago and look what it did to me....made me dress up like a bloody woman although it didn't give me the ghey, very weird. "oh this is as bad as being called a transman when I was younger just because I'm a mechanic and hang out with guys, wear guys clothes a lot (hoodies & t's mostly)...well it's a workshop dipshit didn't get women's stuff then & even now its slim pickings especially for tony me, i wear females too...... what was funnier was telling them my balls might be on my chest but they were bigger than theirs, my kids were adopted and my cock turned inside out....their faces were priceless
I'm not trans but I did go through the questions due to a lot of that....but i do own a strap on
op is hilariously closed minded if this isn't a wind up | |||
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"What does it do? Knock knock before every thrust? just had an actual laugh out loud
I should be on stage I tell thee
Peachy, you should DEFO be on stage. I'd pay plenty to watch you do stand up - go and try at a comedy club when this shite is over!!"Too right And there's an endless pot of material on here, Peach You could make Fab famous | |||
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"What do you call a straight woman with a strap on?" A strap on tits | |||
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"No its gay " How can using a toy be gay? | |||
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"Is this a common occurrence? " The medical term for having such urges is called.... strapadiktame | |||
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"No its gay Gay or fab straight?" Love it  | |||
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"She said my G-spot is in my arse but no its not. " Where is it then? Hope you find it soon | |||
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"She said my G-spot is in my arse but no its not. Where is it then? Hope you find it soon" It's on the tip slightly underneath. Up the arse is a lot of shit. | |||
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"She said my G-spot is in my arse but no its not. Where is it then? Hope you find it soon It's on the tip slightly underneath. Up the arse is a lot of shit. " On the tip slightly underneath. Are you talking about the stringy bit that connects your helmet to your foreskin? That's your frenulum. Very sensitive but not your g-spot/p-spot. | |||
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"She said my G-spot is in my arse but no its not. Where is it then? Hope you find it soon It's on the tip slightly underneath. Up the arse is a lot of shit. On the tip slightly underneath. Are you talking about the stringy bit that connects your helmet to your foreskin? That's your frenulum. Very sensitive but not your g-spot/p-spot. " It just seems weird to be up the arse. I've heard it before, but nah what would it be doing up there | |||
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"She said my G-spot is in my arse but no its not. Where is it then? Hope you find it soon It's on the tip slightly underneath. Up the arse is a lot of shit. On the tip slightly underneath. Are you talking about the stringy bit that connects your helmet to your foreskin? That's your frenulum. Very sensitive but not your g-spot/p-spot. It just seems weird to be up the arse. I've heard it before, but nah what would it be doing up there " Do you know what a prostate is? | |||
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"She said my G-spot is in my arse but no its not. Where is it then? Hope you find it soon It's on the tip slightly underneath. Up the arse is a lot of shit. On the tip slightly underneath. Are you talking about the stringy bit that connects your helmet to your foreskin? That's your frenulum. Very sensitive but not your g-spot/p-spot. It just seems weird to be up the arse. I've heard it before, but nah what would it be doing up there " Coz it would be awkward if it was on the outside every time you knocked it your bellend puked up skimmed milk? I can only assume you're on a mega wind up | |||
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"She said my G-spot is in my arse but no its not. Where is it then? Hope you find it soon It's on the tip slightly underneath. Up the arse is a lot of shit. " That’s not the only place that’s got a lot of shit  | |||
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"She said my G-spot is in my arse but no its not. Where is it then? Hope you find it soon It's on the tip slightly underneath. Up the arse is a lot of shit. On the tip slightly underneath. Are you talking about the stringy bit that connects your helmet to your foreskin? That's your frenulum. Very sensitive but not your g-spot/p-spot. It just seems weird to be up the arse. I've heard it before, but nah what would it be doing up there Coz it would be awkward if it was on the outside every time you knocked it your bellend puked up skimmed milk? I can only assume you're on a mega wind up " This, just joined to troll and after looking at the profile, time waster. | |||
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"Has yet another man of FAB been at the cooking sherry?" The green arrow suggests this may be the case.
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"She said my G-spot is in my arse but no its not. Where is it then? Hope you find it soon It's on the tip slightly underneath. Up the arse is a lot of shit. On the tip slightly underneath. Are you talking about the stringy bit that connects your helmet to your foreskin? That's your frenulum. Very sensitive but not your g-spot/p-spot. It just seems weird to be up the arse. I've heard it before, but nah what would it be doing up there Coz it would be awkward if it was on the outside every time you knocked it your bellend puked up skimmed milk? I can only assume you're on a mega wind up This, just joined to troll and after looking at the profile, time waster." This? What are you talking about man. And I'm no time waster, maybe you are. | |||
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"This is Mr Gorgeous. Anyone remember him?" The name rings a bell but he wasn't that memorable. Liked causing rows? | |||
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"This is Mr Gorgeous. Anyone remember him? The name rings a bell but he wasn't that memorable. Liked causing rows? " He did. Was actually quite funny at times. But the style if this thread is so similar. | |||
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"This is Mr Gorgeous. Anyone remember him? The name rings a bell but he wasn't that memorable. Liked causing rows? He did. Was actually quite funny at times. But the style if this thread is so similar." And he came from wales | |||
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"She said my G-spot is in my arse but no its not. Where is it then? Hope you find it soon It's on the tip slightly underneath. Up the arse is a lot of shit. On the tip slightly underneath. Are you talking about the stringy bit that connects your helmet to your foreskin? That's your frenulum. Very sensitive but not your g-spot/p-spot. " The banjo string | |||
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"She said my G-spot is in my arse but no its not. Where is it then? Hope you find it soon It's on the tip slightly underneath. Up the arse is a lot of shit. On the tip slightly underneath. Are you talking about the stringy bit that connects your helmet to your foreskin? That's your frenulum. Very sensitive but not your g-spot/p-spot. The banjo string" To be played a la Deliverance | |||
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"She said my G-spot is in my arse but no its not. Where is it then? Hope you find it soon It's on the tip slightly underneath. Up the arse is a lot of shit. On the tip slightly underneath. Are you talking about the stringy bit that connects your helmet to your foreskin? That's your frenulum. Very sensitive but not your g-spot/p-spot. The banjo string To be played a la Deliverance" Diggy ding ding ding ding ding-ding diiiing | |||
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"lets see if we can play the devil went down to Georgia on that banjo "Oooo tuuuuuune! The devil bowed his head because he knew that he'd been beat And he laid that golden fiddle on the ground at Johnny's feet Johnny said, "Devil, just come on back if you ever wanna try again I done told you once you son of a bitch, I'm the best that's ever been" I'm gonna whack it on right now! | |||
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"lets see if we can play the devil went down to Georgia on that banjo
Oooo tuuuuuune!
The devil bowed his head because he knew that he'd been beat
And he laid that golden fiddle on the ground at Johnny's feet
Johnny said, "Devil, just come on back if you ever wanna try again
I done told you once you son of a bitch, I'm the best that's ever been"
I'm gonna whack it on right now!
dancing round my room to it too
full forum jig
now you gotta ask what fiddle were both the Devil and Johnny playing since the **Devil deals it hard " | |||
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"This is Mr Gorgeous. Anyone remember him?" Wrong again | |||
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