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"Hello Wonko. Where's everyone else? X" Buried under 10 feet of lava | |||
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"Hello Wonko. Where's everyone else? X Buried under 10 feet of lava" Oh, Wonko!! What have you done now????  | |||
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"Hello Wonko. Where's everyone else? X Buried under 10 feet of lava Oh, Wonko!! What have you done now???? "Nothing to do with me 
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"Hello Wonko. Where's everyone else? X Buried under 10 feet of lava Oh, Wonko!! What have you done now????
Nothing to do with me
Some fool triggered the local volcano "I'd like to believe you, I really would Wonko. But you've got form  | |||
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"OK I am going to give this a go. What do I do peeps? Her x" Sit next to me | |||
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"Hey hot tubbers x" Hey sexy | |||
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"OK I am going to give this a go. What do I do peeps? Her x" Get naked and have fun | |||
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"Hey hot tubbers x Hey sexy "Hey gorgeous you ok? Xx | |||
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"Hello Wonko. Where's everyone else? X Buried under 10 feet of lava Oh, Wonko!! What have you done now????
Nothing to do with me
Some fool triggered the local volcano
I'd like to believe you, I really would Wonko. But you've got form "I do? | |||
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"OK I am going to give this a go. What do I do peeps? Her x" Welcome! Just take a seat in the hot tub & talk shite with the rest of us. X | |||
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"OK I am going to give this a go. What do I do peeps? Her x Get naked and have fun" I am a lady Wonko, I couldn't possibly get naked.... 
Her x | |||
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"Hey hot tubbers x Hey sexy
Hey gorgeous you ok? Xx"Other than the antibiotics, I'm fine & dandy. (Don't worry, it's not catching!) Can I slip into your lap?  | |||
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"OK I am going to give this a go. What do I do peeps? Her x Get naked and have fun I am a lady Wonko, I couldn't possibly get naked....
Her x"Ok something skimpy and see through | |||
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"OK I am going to give this a go. What do I do peeps? Her x Welcome! Just take a seat in the hot tub & talk shite with the rest of us. X" I can manage that, I could talk a glass eye to sleep with my nonsense. Her x | |||
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"Hey hot tubbers x Hey sexy
Hey gorgeous you ok? Xx
Other than the antibiotics, I'm fine & dandy. (Don't worry, it's not catching!) Can I slip into your lap? "Of course you can.... bring that sexy bottom over here | |||
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"OK I am going to give this a go. What do I do peeps? Her x Welcome! Just take a seat in the hot tub & talk shite with the rest of us. X I can manage that, I could talk a glass eye to sleep with my nonsense. Her x" Oh you'll fit right in 
Just don't trust Wonko. He's very naughty | |||
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"OK I am going to give this a go. What do I do peeps? Her x Welcome! Just take a seat in the hot tub & talk shite with the rest of us. X I can manage that, I could talk a glass eye to sleep with my nonsense. Her x Oh you'll fit right in
Just don't trust Wonko. He's very naughty "Slander | |||
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"room for another? I have coffee tequila.." Well hello, McrMark. That tequila will go down a storm. Poor Miles is still recovering, so I shall be your waitress. Would you like to sup it from my boobies?  | |||
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"room for another? I have coffee tequila.. Well hello, McrMark. That tequila will go down a storm. Poor Miles is still recovering, so I shall be your waitress. Would you like to sup it from my boobies? "well I mean with an offer like that it would be rude to say no!  | |||
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" Of course you can.... bring that sexy bottom over here " Ooh, thanks! I'm like a cat though, I have to wriggle round a little before I settle in the comfy spot | |||
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" Of course you can.... bring that sexy bottom over here Ooh, thanks! I'm like a cat though, I have to wriggle round a little before I settle in the comfy spot "no spilling the tequila when wriggling please | |||
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" Of course you can.... bring that sexy bottom over here Ooh, thanks! I'm like a cat though, I have to wriggle round a little before I settle in the comfy spot "That’s fine, I like stroke a pussy whilst it’s settles | |||
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" well I mean with an offer like that it would be rude to say no! "I'm feeling rather mischievous tonight, so who knows what may happen.....  | |||
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"Nice but naughty, care to join in the tequila shenanigans? I can't keep the boys entertained on my own "Sexy slammers... shots on tits | |||
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"What are you up to splashers "Tequila shots and wriggling on laps | |||
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"What are you up to splashers
Tequila shots and wriggling on laps "coffee tequila, though... we are grown ups after all | |||
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"Nice but naughty, care to join in the tequila shenanigans? I can't keep the boys entertained on my own "Yes, thank you my lovely. Her x | |||
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"What are you up to splashers
Tequila shots and wriggling on laps
coffee tequila, though... we are grown ups after all "For now | |||
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"What are you up to splashers
Tequila shots and wriggling on laps
coffee tequila, though... we are grown ups after all
For now "if we're doing more than one bottle I may need my armbands | |||
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"What are you up to splashers
Tequila shots and wriggling on laps
coffee tequila, though... we are grown ups after all
For now
if we're doing more than one bottle I may need my armbands "Get em out son don’t want no accidents | |||
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Did someone say tequila? | |||
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"Nice but naughty, care to join in the tequila shenanigans? I can't keep the boys entertained on my own
Yes, thank you my lovely.
Her x"Fabulous! And now we have Rose in on the action, too. Woohoo!! | |||
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"Slipping into the party.... Hello all you sexy people
Did someone say tequila? "Coffee tequila! Welcome Bootyful, the more the merrier! X | |||
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"Nice but naughty, care to join in the tequila shenanigans? I can't keep the boys entertained on my own
Yes, thank you my lovely.
Her x
Fabulous! And now we have Rose in on the action, too.
Woohoo!! "Oh awesome news Her x | |||
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"Ok, boys. Who's first for the booby tequila fountain? "Not me | |||
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"Ok, boys. Who's first for the booby tequila fountain? "is it considered rude to elbow everyone else out of the way? i have armbands on so it shouldn't hurt | |||
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"Alright. I would love tequila or 4. But then I also needs few strong arms to carry me back.. somewhere safe "I’ll carry you back I’m a gent like that | |||
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"Slipping into the party.... Hello all you sexy people
Did someone say tequila? "Oh yes | |||
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"Slipping into the party.... Hello all you sexy people
Did someone say tequila?
Coffee tequila!
Welcome Bootyful, the more the merrier! X"Ohhh not had coffee tequila in forever! | |||
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"Ok, boys. Who's first for the booby tequila fountain? "Oi oi | |||
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"Ok, boys. Who's first for the booby tequila fountain?
Not me "Booooo! | |||
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"Ok, boys. Who's first for the booby tequila fountain?
Not me
Booooo! "Naughty boys don't get tequila | |||
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"Ok, boys. Who's first for the booby tequila fountain?
is it considered rude to elbow everyone else out of the way? i have armbands on so it shouldn't hurt "Not rude at all, good sir. Jolly considerate with the armbands | |||
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"Slipping into the party.... Hello all you sexy people
Did someone say tequila?
Coffee tequila!
Welcome Bootyful, the more the merrier! X
Ohhh not had coffee tequila in forever! "I don't even like tequila! Or any alcohol! But I do like to pour it naked over my boobs | |||
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"Alright. I would love tequila or 4. But then I also needs few strong arms to carry me back.. somewhere safe
I’ll carry you back I’m a gent like that "I don't know. You might need help. | |||
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"Ok, boys. Who's first for the booby tequila fountain?
Not me
Booooo!
Naughty boys don't get tequila "Damn straight Wonko! And what are you doing with that lorry load of bath fizzers? Do NOT put them all in the hot tub!!!! | |||
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"Alright. I would love tequila or 4. But then I also needs few strong arms to carry me back.. somewhere safe
I’ll carry you back I’m a gent like that
I don't know. You might need help. "if I can stand after the boob tequila I'll help out | |||
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"Alright. I would love tequila or 4. But then I also needs few strong arms to carry me back.. somewhere safe
I’ll carry you back I’m a gent like that
I don't know. You might need help.
if I can stand after the boob tequila I'll help out "Such a gent. Now get back to slurping tequila | |||
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"Alright. I would love tequila or 4. But then I also needs few strong arms to carry me back.. somewhere safe
I’ll carry you back I’m a gent like that
I don't know. You might need help. "You underestimate me | |||
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"Hi ladies!! I'm going to pour myself a drink and come back "Okey dokey Rose  | |||
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"Slipping into the party.... Hello all you sexy people
Did someone say tequila?
Coffee tequila!
Welcome Bootyful, the more the merrier! X
Ohhh not had coffee tequila in forever!
I don't even like tequila! Or any alcohol! But I do like to pour it naked over my boobs "Oh see now that certainly does sound like fun! I've never done that before so I think a hot tub party would be the perfect place to do it | |||
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"Slipping into the party.... Hello all you sexy people
Did someone say tequila?
Coffee tequila!
Welcome Bootyful, the more the merrier! X
Ohhh not had coffee tequila in forever!
I don't even like tequila! Or any alcohol! But I do like to pour it naked over my boobs
Oh see now that certainly does sound like fun! I've never done that before so I think a hot tub party would be the perfect place to do it "Can’t think of a better time to start | |||
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"Slipping into the party.... Hello all you sexy people
Did someone say tequila?
Coffee tequila!
Welcome Bootyful, the more the merrier! X
Ohhh not had coffee tequila in forever!
I don't even like tequila! Or any alcohol! But I do like to pour it naked over my boobs
Oh see now that certainly does sound like fun! I've never done that before so I think a hot tub party would be the perfect place to do it "Oh yes, it's super fun! I'll pour on you, you pour on mine. Deal? | |||
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"CANNONBALL!!!!" Cindiiiii!!!!!! X | |||
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"You will have to excuse me for a while, sorry peeps. Her x" Of course, Lovely xx | |||
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"CANNONBALL!!!! Cindiiiii!!!!!! X" So what are we getting up to night? A fly on Tina's flying carpet (don't tell her I borrowed it) Or a trip on Miles's boat for a boat party (which I've got back) | |||
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"Ok, boys. Who's first for the booby tequila fountain?
Not me
Booooo!
Naughty boys don't get tequila
Damn straight Wonko!
And what are you doing with that lorry load of bath fizzers? Do NOT put them all in the hot tub!!!! "Those are not mine. I would have ordered more than the one lorry load. You know that | |||
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"CANNONBALL!!!! Cindiiiii!!!!!! X So what are we getting up to night? A fly on Tina's flying carpet (don't tell her I borrowed it) Or a trip on Miles's boat for a boat party (which I've got back) " Oooh! Flying carpet, please. Yesssss!!! | |||
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"CANNONBALL!!!! Cindiiiii!!!!!! X So what are we getting up to night? A fly on Tina's flying carpet (don't tell her I borrowed it) Or a trip on Miles's boat for a boat party (which I've got back) Oooh! Flying carpet, please. Yesssss!!! " Great choice x He's a bit fast, so hold on tight | |||
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"CANNONBALL!!!! Cindiiiii!!!!!! X So what are we getting up to night? A fly on Tina's flying carpet (don't tell her I borrowed it) Or a trip on Miles's boat for a boat party (which I've got back) Oooh! Flying carpet, please. Yesssss!!! Great choice x He's a bit fast, so hold on tight " I'll spread eagle on the carpet. Lower my centre of gravity & all that! X | |||
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"CANNONBALL!!!! Cindiiiii!!!!!! X So what are we getting up to night? A fly on Tina's flying carpet (don't tell her I borrowed it) Or a trip on Miles's boat for a boat party (which I've got back) Oooh! Flying carpet, please. Yesssss!!! Great choice x He's a bit fast, so hold on tight I'll spread eagle on the carpet. Lower my centre of gravity & all that! X" Here we go Weeeeeeeeeeee | |||
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"CANNONBALL!!!! Cindiiiii!!!!!! X So what are we getting up to night? A fly on Tina's flying carpet (don't tell her I borrowed it) Or a trip on Miles's boat for a boat party (which I've got back) Oooh! Flying carpet, please. Yesssss!!! Great choice x He's a bit fast, so hold on tight I'll spread eagle on the carpet. Lower my centre of gravity & all that! X Here we go Weeeeeeeeeeee "Jeez, Cindi! Slow down at the bends
Wher we off to, anyway? I fancy Stonehenge. It'll be nice & quiet x | |||
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"CANNONBALL!!!! Cindiiiii!!!!!! X So what are we getting up to night? A fly on Tina's flying carpet (don't tell her I borrowed it) Or a trip on Miles's boat for a boat party (which I've got back) Oooh! Flying carpet, please. Yesssss!!! Great choice x He's a bit fast, so hold on tight I'll spread eagle on the carpet. Lower my centre of gravity & all that! X Here we go Weeeeeeeeeeee
Jeez, Cindi! Slow down at the bends
Wher we off to, anyway? I fancy Stonehenge. It'll be nice & quiet x"Good idea. I'll ring Just Eat and have some food waiting for us. We need to be careful though. Apparently it's a spooky place with weird goings on n stuff. X | |||
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"CANNONBALL!!!! Cindiiiii!!!!!! X So what are we getting up to night? A fly on Tina's flying carpet (don't tell her I borrowed it) Or a trip on Miles's boat for a boat party (which I've got back) Oooh! Flying carpet, please. Yesssss!!! Great choice x He's a bit fast, so hold on tight I'll spread eagle on the carpet. Lower my centre of gravity & all that! X Here we go Weeeeeeeeeeee
Jeez, Cindi! Slow down at the bends
Wher we off to, anyway? I fancy Stonehenge. It'll be nice & quiet x
Good idea.
I'll ring Just Eat and have some food waiting for us.
We need to be careful though.
Apparently it's a spooky place with weird goings on n stuff. X"Can’t be any weirder then here | |||
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"CANNONBALL!!!! Cindiiiii!!!!!! X So what are we getting up to night? A fly on Tina's flying carpet (don't tell her I borrowed it) Or a trip on Miles's boat for a boat party (which I've got back) Oooh! Flying carpet, please. Yesssss!!! Great choice x He's a bit fast, so hold on tight I'll spread eagle on the carpet. Lower my centre of gravity & all that! X Here we go Weeeeeeeeeeee
Jeez, Cindi! Slow down at the bends
Wher we off to, anyway? I fancy Stonehenge. It'll be nice & quiet x
Good idea.
I'll ring Just Eat and have some food waiting for us.
We need to be careful though.
Apparently it's a spooky place with weird goings on n stuff. X
Can’t be any weirder then here "You may not know of our Hot Tub previous ventures. Allow me to summarise....... We went to Vegas. But it took 3 threads to get off the runway. Wonko crashed the plane. I married Wookiedad, but we left him in the desert when we came back. Fun times | |||
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"CANNONBALL!!!! Cindiiiii!!!!!! X So what are we getting up to night? A fly on Tina's flying carpet (don't tell her I borrowed it) Or a trip on Miles's boat for a boat party (which I've got back) Oooh! Flying carpet, please. Yesssss!!! Great choice x He's a bit fast, so hold on tight I'll spread eagle on the carpet. Lower my centre of gravity & all that! X Here we go Weeeeeeeeeeee
Jeez, Cindi! Slow down at the bends
Wher we off to, anyway? I fancy Stonehenge. It'll be nice & quiet x
Good idea.
I'll ring Just Eat and have some food waiting for us.
We need to be careful though.
Apparently it's a spooky place with weird goings on n stuff. X
Can’t be any weirder then here
You may not know of our Hot Tub previous ventures.
Allow me to summarise.......
We went to Vegas. But it took 3 threads to get off the runway. Wonko crashed the plane. I married Wookiedad, but we left him in the desert when we came back.
Fun times "Haha I feel there is a book in here somewhere | |||
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"CANNONBALL!!!! Cindiiiii!!!!!! X So what are we getting up to night? A fly on Tina's flying carpet (don't tell her I borrowed it) Or a trip on Miles's boat for a boat party (which I've got back) Oooh! Flying carpet, please. Yesssss!!! Great choice x He's a bit fast, so hold on tight I'll spread eagle on the carpet. Lower my centre of gravity & all that! X Here we go Weeeeeeeeeeee
Jeez, Cindi! Slow down at the bends
Wher we off to, anyway? I fancy Stonehenge. It'll be nice & quiet x
Good idea.
I'll ring Just Eat and have some food waiting for us.
We need to be careful though.
Apparently it's a spooky place with weird goings on n stuff. X
Can’t be any weirder then here "We love weird  | |||
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"CANNONBALL!!!! Cindiiiii!!!!!! X So what are we getting up to night? A fly on Tina's flying carpet (don't tell her I borrowed it) Or a trip on Miles's boat for a boat party (which I've got back) Oooh! Flying carpet, please. Yesssss!!! Great choice x He's a bit fast, so hold on tight I'll spread eagle on the carpet. Lower my centre of gravity & all that! X Here we go Weeeeeeeeeeee
Jeez, Cindi! Slow down at the bends
Wher we off to, anyway? I fancy Stonehenge. It'll be nice & quiet x
Good idea.
I'll ring Just Eat and have some food waiting for us.
We need to be careful though.
Apparently it's a spooky place with weird goings on n stuff. X
Can’t be any weirder then here
You may not know of our Hot Tub previous ventures.
Allow me to summarise.......
We went to Vegas. But it took 3 threads to get off the runway. Wonko crashed the plane. I married Wookiedad, but we left him in the desert when we came back.
Fun times "be right back - just checking the strength of this wine | |||
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"CANNONBALL!!!! Cindiiiii!!!!!! X So what are we getting up to night? A fly on Tina's flying carpet (don't tell her I borrowed it) Or a trip on Miles's boat for a boat party (which I've got back) Oooh! Flying carpet, please. Yesssss!!! Great choice x He's a bit fast, so hold on tight I'll spread eagle on the carpet. Lower my centre of gravity & all that! X Here we go Weeeeeeeeeeee
Jeez, Cindi! Slow down at the bends
Wher we off to, anyway? I fancy Stonehenge. It'll be nice & quiet x
Good idea.
I'll ring Just Eat and have some food waiting for us.
We need to be careful though.
Apparently it's a spooky place with weird goings on n stuff. X
Can’t be any weirder then here
You may not know of our Hot Tub previous ventures.
Allow me to summarise.......
We went to Vegas. But it took 3 threads to get off the runway. Wonko crashed the plane. I married Wookiedad, but we left him in the desert when we came back.
Fun times
Haha I feel there is a book in here somewhere "Then Wonko stole The Millennium Falcon, painted it pink & crashed it | |||
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"CANNONBALL!!!! Cindiiiii!!!!!! X So what are we getting up to night? A fly on Tina's flying carpet (don't tell her I borrowed it) Or a trip on Miles's boat for a boat party (which I've got back) Oooh! Flying carpet, please. Yesssss!!! Great choice x He's a bit fast, so hold on tight I'll spread eagle on the carpet. Lower my centre of gravity & all that! X Here we go Weeeeeeeeeeee
Jeez, Cindi! Slow down at the bends
Wher we off to, anyway? I fancy Stonehenge. It'll be nice & quiet x
Good idea.
I'll ring Just Eat and have some food waiting for us.
We need to be careful though.
Apparently it's a spooky place with weird goings on n stuff. X
Can’t be any weirder then here
You may not know of our Hot Tub previous ventures.
Allow me to summarise.......
We went to Vegas. But it took 3 threads to get off the runway. Wonko crashed the plane. I married Wookiedad, but we left him in the desert when we came back.
Fun times
Haha I feel there is a book in here somewhere
Then Wonko stole The Millennium Falcon, painted it pink & crashed it "Given his history.... why do you keep letting him drive? | |||
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" Good idea. I'll ring Just Eat and have some food waiting for us. We need to be careful though. Apparently it's a spooky place with weird goings on n stuff. X" Yum! Red needs her food! I'm thinking steak and chicken kebabs will pacify the Druids. | |||
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"CANNONBALL!!!! Cindiiiii!!!!!! X So what are we getting up to night? A fly on Tina's flying carpet (don't tell her I borrowed it) Or a trip on Miles's boat for a boat party (which I've got back) Oooh! Flying carpet, please. Yesssss!!! Great choice x He's a bit fast, so hold on tight I'll spread eagle on the carpet. Lower my centre of gravity & all that! X Here we go Weeeeeeeeeeee
Jeez, Cindi! Slow down at the bends
Wher we off to, anyway? I fancy Stonehenge. It'll be nice & quiet x
Good idea.
I'll ring Just Eat and have some food waiting for us.
We need to be careful though.
Apparently it's a spooky place with weird goings on n stuff. X
Can’t be any weirder then here
You may not know of our Hot Tub previous ventures.
Allow me to summarise.......
We went to Vegas. But it took 3 threads to get off the runway. Wonko crashed the plane. I married Wookiedad, but we left him in the desert when we came back.
Fun times
be right back - just checking the strength of this wine "We also had a Millennium Falcon which was painted pink but Wonko swapped it for 3 magic beans, which were duds 
We went to the Caribbean. Wookie missed the flight and found us by jet pack. Maddie was thrown out the back and Wonko put a bowl of water out for her to land in.
Wonko fiddled with the transporter device and I used it and materialised as Donald Trump's wig.
Wonko decided to teleport to a cabin in the snow forests.
We eventually arrived and Wookie donned his Mankini and was chased by the locals | |||
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" Given his history.... why do you keep letting him drive? " Cos he stole it! He's a very naughty Wonko | |||
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" Good idea. I'll ring Just Eat and have some food waiting for us. We need to be careful though. Apparently it's a spooky place with weird goings on n stuff. X Yum! Red needs her food! I'm thinking steak and chicken kebabs will pacify the Druids. "Good thinking. But its not just Druids. It's the ghosts and aliens we need to watch out for | |||
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" Good idea. I'll ring Just Eat and have some food waiting for us. We need to be careful though. Apparently it's a spooky place with weird goings on n stuff. X Yum! Red needs her food! I'm thinking steak and chicken kebabs will pacify the Druids.
Good thinking.
But its not just Druids.
It's the ghosts and aliens we need to watch out for "Ghosts and Druids. But no aliens, surely? | |||
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"Slipping into the party.... Hello all you sexy people
Did someone say tequila?
Coffee tequila!
Welcome Bootyful, the more the merrier! X
Ohhh not had coffee tequila in forever!
I don't even like tequila! Or any alcohol! But I do like to pour it naked over my boobs
Oh see now that certainly does sound like fun! I've never done that before so I think a hot tub party would be the perfect place to do it
Oh yes, it's super fun!
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Good thinking.
But its not just Druids.
It's the ghosts and aliens we need to watch out for
Ghosts and Druids. But no aliens, surely? "You can never be too careful these days. Mars has attacked us. I fact checked this watching...Mars Attacks
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"Slipping into the party.... Hello all you sexy people
Did someone say tequila?
Coffee tequila!
Welcome Bootyful, the more the merrier! X
Ohhh not had coffee tequila in forever!
I don't even like tequila! Or any alcohol! But I do like to pour it naked over my boobs
Oh see now that certainly does sound like fun! I've never done that before so I think a hot tub party would be the perfect place to do it
Can’t think of a better time to start "Hehe I think you might be right | |||
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Good thinking.
But its not just Druids.
It's the ghosts and aliens we need to watch out for "Admit it you just want probed | |||
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" Good idea. I'll ring Just Eat and have some food waiting for us. We need to be careful though. Apparently it's a spooky place with weird goings on n stuff. X Yum! Red needs her food! I'm thinking steak and chicken kebabs will pacify the Druids.
Good thinking.
But its not just Druids.
It's the ghosts and aliens we need to watch out for
Admit it you just want probed "I've always been willing for them to abduct me.........again | |||
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" Good idea. I'll ring Just Eat and have some food waiting for us. We need to be careful though. Apparently it's a spooky place with weird goings on n stuff. X Yum! Red needs her food! I'm thinking steak and chicken kebabs will pacify the Druids.
Good thinking.
But its not just Druids.
It's the ghosts and aliens we need to watch out for
Admit it you just want probed
I've always been willing for them to abduct me.........again "They brought me back last time after I started pressing buttons | |||
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" I'll pour on you, you pour on mine. Deal?
Oh absolutely, deal! "Yay!! Would it be sacreligeous to do it at Stonehenge, though....? | |||
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Good thinking.
But its not just Druids.
It's the ghosts and aliens we need to watch out for
Admit it you just want probed
I've always been willing for them to abduct me.........again
They brought me back last time after I started pressing buttons "Explains a lot, Wonko | |||
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" Good idea. I'll ring Just Eat and have some food waiting for us. We need to be careful though. Apparently it's a spooky place with weird goings on n stuff. X Yum! Red needs her food! I'm thinking steak and chicken kebabs will pacify the Druids.
Good thinking.
But its not just Druids.
It's the ghosts and aliens we need to watch out for
Admit it you just want probed
I've always been willing for them to abduct me.........again "Did they all have huge green penises like The Erect One? | |||
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Good thinking.
But its not just Druids.
It's the ghosts and aliens we need to watch out for
Admit it you just want probed
I've always been willing for them to abduct me.........again
Did they all have huge green penises like The Erect One? "It's all a bit hazy. They kept asking me about 'The Wonko' They have an interest in his skills I think. X | |||
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" I'll pour on you, you pour on mine. Deal?
Oh absolutely, deal!
Yay!! Would it be sacreligeous to do it at Stonehenge, though....? "I think it would have to be done, what else would you do at Stonehenge | |||
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"Slipping into the party.... Hello all you sexy people
Did someone say tequila?
Coffee tequila!
Welcome Bootyful, the more the merrier! X
Ohhh not had coffee tequila in forever!
I don't even like tequila! Or any alcohol! But I do like to pour it naked over my boobs
Oh see now that certainly does sound like fun! I've never done that before so I think a hot tub party would be the perfect place to do it
Can’t think of a better time to start
Hehe I think you might be right "Can I drink some off yours as well then | |||
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" Good idea. I'll ring Just Eat and have some food waiting for us. We need to be careful though. Apparently it's a spooky place with weird goings on n stuff. X Yum! Red needs her food! I'm thinking steak and chicken kebabs will pacify the Druids.
Good thinking.
But its not just Druids.
It's the ghosts and aliens we need to watch out for
Admit it you just want probed
I've always been willing for them to abduct me.........again
Did they all have huge green penises like The Erect One?
It's all a bit hazy.
They kept asking me about 'The Wonko'
They have an interest in his skills I think. X"I have the ability to destroy anything I touch. They want to turn me into an ultimate weapon | |||
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" Good idea. I'll ring Just Eat and have some food waiting for us. We need to be careful though. Apparently it's a spooky place with weird goings on n stuff. X Yum! Red needs her food! I'm thinking steak and chicken kebabs will pacify the Druids.
Good thinking.
But its not just Druids.
It's the ghosts and aliens we need to watch out for
Admit it you just want probed
I've always been willing for them to abduct me.........again
Did they all have huge green penises like The Erect One?
It's all a bit hazy.
They kept asking me about 'The Wonko'
They have an interest in his skills I think. X
I have the ability to destroy anything I touch. They want to turn me into an ultimate weapon "We can't allow this to happen! We must protect you at all costs. | |||
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" I'll pour on you, you pour on mine. Deal?
Oh absolutely, deal!
Yay!! Would it be sacreligeous to do it at Stonehenge, though....?
I think it would have to be done, what else would you do at Stonehenge "At least until the sun comes up | |||
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" I'll pour on you, you pour on mine. Deal?
Oh absolutely, deal!
Yay!! Would it be sacreligeous to do it at Stonehenge, though....?
I think it would have to be done, what else would you do at Stonehenge
At least until the sun comes up "It’s a pagan site ain’t it so don’t we have to dance around naked at sunrise? | |||
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" I'll pour on you, you pour on mine. Deal?
Oh absolutely, deal!
Yay!! Would it be sacreligeous to do it at Stonehenge, though....?
I think it would have to be done, what else would you do at Stonehenge
At least until the sun comes up
It’s a pagan site ain’t it so don’t we have to dance around naked at sunrise? "I'm already shaking my naked shitbox | |||
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" I'll pour on you, you pour on mine. Deal?
Oh absolutely, deal!
Yay!! Would it be sacreligeous to do it at Stonehenge, though....?
I think it would have to be done, what else would you do at Stonehenge
At least until the sun comes up
It’s a pagan site ain’t it so don’t we have to dance around naked at sunrise?
I'm already shaking my naked shitbox "Why don’t you come dance next to me then | |||
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" I'll pour on you, you pour on mine. Deal?
Oh absolutely, deal!
Yay!! Would it be sacreligeous to do it at Stonehenge, though....?
I think it would have to be done, what else would you do at Stonehenge
At least until the sun comes up
It’s a pagan site ain’t it so don’t we have to dance around naked at sunrise?
I'm already shaking my naked shitbox
Why don’t you come dance next to me then "Ooh, a slowy? I'll have to remove my disco shoes....x | |||
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" I'll pour on you, you pour on mine. Deal?
Oh absolutely, deal!
Yay!! Would it be sacreligeous to do it at Stonehenge, though....?
I think it would have to be done, what else would you do at Stonehenge
At least until the sun comes up
It’s a pagan site ain’t it so don’t we have to dance around naked at sunrise?
I'm already shaking my naked shitbox
Why don’t you come dance next to me then
Ooh, a slowy? I'll have to remove my disco shoes....x"Of course, hold me close though | |||
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"Woo hoo late as always x "Better to cum late than fun early | |||
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"OK I am going to give this a go. What do I do peeps? Her x Welcome! Just take a seat in the hot tub & talk shite with the rest of us. X I can manage that, I could talk a glass eye to sleep with my nonsense. Her x" Funny you say that, I actually have one lol | |||
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"Woo hoo late as always x
Better to cum late than fun early " so true | |||
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"Woo hoo late as always x
Better to cum late than fun early
so true"Drink? Caipirinha wasn’t it? | |||
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"*hands Wonko a paintball gun and body armour*" *runs around in a mankini instead * | |||
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"*hands Wonko a paintball gun and body armour* *runs around in a mankini instead *" It's on like Donkey Kong
*Cindi does a fancy forward roll duking behind cover and gets ready to fire* | |||
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"*hands Wonko a paintball gun and body armour* *runs around in a mankini instead * It's on like Donkey Kong
*Cindi does a fancy forward roll duking behind cover and gets ready to fire*"*paints a target on his ass* | |||
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"Comes in with a glass off champagne and in a bright pink vinyl thong swimsuit trying to look all innocent" | |||
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"Comes in with a glass off champagne and in a bright pink vinyl thong swimsuit trying to look all innocent "Lol why the sad face wonko | |||
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"Comes in with a glass off champagne and in a bright pink vinyl thong swimsuit trying to look all innocent" *Drops paintball gun and is mesmerised * | |||
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"Comes in with a glass off champagne and in a bright pink vinyl thong swimsuit trying to look all innocent *Drops paintball gun and is mesmerised * "*shoots cindi while she is distracted * | |||
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"Ok, that's No1 ticked off the list. No2 was the jet ski spy mission. Let's go......" There is no one left to spy on. Did you not read the narrator's post? | |||
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"Ok, that's No1 ticked off the list. No2 was the jet ski spy mission. Let's go...... There is no one left to spy on. Did you not read the narrator's post?" I performed a resurrection spell and restored life as we know it | |||
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"Ok, that's No1 ticked off the list. No2 was the jet ski spy mission. Let's go...... There is no one left to spy on. Did you not read the narrator's post? I performed a resurrection spell and restored life as we know it "Why bring them back? | |||
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"Ok, that's No1 ticked off the list. No2 was the jet ski spy mission. Let's go...... There is no one left to spy on. Did you not read the narrator's post? I performed a resurrection spell and restored life as we know it "Does the masked gimp need to strike again? | |||
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"Ok, that's No1 ticked off the list. No2 was the jet ski spy mission. Let's go...... There is no one left to spy on. Did you not read the narrator's post? I performed a resurrection spell and restored life as we know it
Does the masked gimp need to strike again?"Definitely not
We've seen enough of his special powers | |||
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"Ok, that's No1 ticked off the list. No2 was the jet ski spy mission. Let's go...... There is no one left to spy on. Did you not read the narrator's post? I performed a resurrection spell and restored life as we know it
Does the masked gimp need to strike again?
Definitely not
We've seen enough of his special powers "Ok I'll tell him the mission is off | |||
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"Ok, that's No1 ticked off the list. No2 was the jet ski spy mission. Let's go...... There is no one left to spy on. Did you not read the narrator's post? I performed a resurrection spell and restored life as we know it
Does the masked gimp need to strike again?
Definitely not
We've seen enough of his special powers
Ok I'll tell him the mission is off "Thank you. Now then, where were we? Ah yes.... The spy mission. Wonko, you take forward position, I'll guard the rear | |||
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"Ok, that's No1 ticked off the list. No2 was the jet ski spy mission. Let's go...... There is no one left to spy on. Did you not read the narrator's post? I performed a resurrection spell and restored life as we know it
Does the masked gimp need to strike again?
Definitely not
We've seen enough of his special powers
Ok I'll tell him the mission is off
Thank you.
Now then, where were we?
Ah yes....
The spy mission.
Wonko, you take forward position, I'll guard the rear "My rear does not need guarded | |||
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"Ok, that's No1 ticked off the list. No2 was the jet ski spy mission. Let's go...... There is no one left to spy on. Did you not read the narrator's post? I performed a resurrection spell and restored life as we know it
Does the masked gimp need to strike again?
Definitely not
We've seen enough of his special powers
Ok I'll tell him the mission is off
Thank you.
Now then, where were we?
Ah yes....
The spy mission.
Wonko, you take forward position, I'll guard the rear
My rear does not need guarded "I think mine does, it's under constant attack | |||
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"Ok, that's No1 ticked off the list. No2 was the jet ski spy mission. Let's go...... There is no one left to spy on. Did you not read the narrator's post? I performed a resurrection spell and restored life as we know it
Does the masked gimp need to strike again?
Definitely not
We've seen enough of his special powers
Ok I'll tell him the mission is off
Thank you.
Now then, where were we?
Ah yes....
The spy mission.
Wonko, you take forward position, I'll guard the rear
My rear does not need guarded
I think mine does, it's under constant attack "Cover it up then | |||
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"Ok, that's No1 ticked off the list. No2 was the jet ski spy mission. Let's go...... There is no one left to spy on. Did you not read the narrator's post? I performed a resurrection spell and restored life as we know it
Does the masked gimp need to strike again?
Definitely not
We've seen enough of his special powers
Ok I'll tell him the mission is off
Thank you.
Now then, where were we?
Ah yes....
The spy mission.
Wonko, you take forward position, I'll guard the rear
My rear does not need guarded
I think mine does, it's under constant attack
Cover it up then "I'll try, but I can't make any promises | |||
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"We could always use it as a distraction as the rest of us sneak in " That's a good idea. I'll copy what Natalie did earlier, that worked | |||
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"We could always use it as a distraction as the rest of us sneak in That's a good idea. I'll copy what Natalie did earlier, that worked "Exactly | |||
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"Have you got the enemy coordinates Wonko, to launch the strike as I distract them? No friendly fire please! "Igor has them | |||
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"We could always use it as a distraction as the rest of us sneak in That's a good idea. I'll copy what Natalie did earlier, that worked "Lol I am good at being a distraction xx | |||
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