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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

If my favourite food is Baked Beans ??

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

That's not the reason sweetie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That's not the reason sweetie "

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"That's not the reason sweetie "

trust you

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"That's not the reason sweetie

trust you "

But...... it's true

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"That's not the reason sweetie

trust you

But...... it's true "

Sounds fair

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Oh.. And Ketchup

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are they the plain ones, or do you get the ones with mini sausages in? X

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Oh.. And Ketchup "

Not with the beans please

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Are they the plain ones, or do you get the ones with mini sausages in? X"

He doesn't do mini sausage

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir


"If my favourite food is Baked Beans ??

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They are a comfort food so no but you need to update your photos to include bachelors

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are they the plain ones, or do you get the ones with mini sausages in? X

He doesn't do mini sausage "

So I've heard

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Are they the plain ones, or do you get the ones with mini sausages in? X"

Oh not them gammy eyelid Sausages Nooooo ...

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Are they the plain ones, or do you get the ones with mini sausages in? X

He doesn't do mini sausage "

Oh you

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"If my favourite food is Baked Beans ??

They are a comfort food so no but you need to update your photos to include bachelors "

And where would I place them exactly??

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Are they the plain ones, or do you get the ones with mini sausages in? X

He doesn't do mini sausage

So I've heard "

You have ??

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir


"If my favourite food is Baked Beans ??

They are a comfort food so no but you need to update your photos to include bachelors

And where would I place them exactly?? "

2 beans and a mini suasage could be very appetising

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"If my favourite food is Baked Beans ??

They are a comfort food so no but you need to update your photos to include bachelors

And where would I place them exactly??

2 beans and a mini suasage could be very appetising "

I'm not sure that's a compliment but I'll take it

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir


"If my favourite food is Baked Beans ??

They are a comfort food so no but you need to update your photos to include bachelors

And where would I place them exactly??

2 beans and a mini suasage could be very appetising

I'm not sure that's a compliment but I'll take it "

Loads of sauce

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"If my favourite food is Baked Beans ??

They are a comfort food so no but you need to update your photos to include bachelors

And where would I place them exactly??

2 beans and a mini suasage could be very appetising

I'm not sure that's a compliment but I'll take it

Loads of sauce "

Mayon...... Actually I wont say that

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Are they the plain ones, or do you get the ones with mini sausages in? X

He doesn't do mini sausage

So I've heard "

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Jeeves, read this for me will you?

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir


"If my favourite food is Baked Beans ??

They are a comfort food so no but you need to update your photos to include bachelors

And where would I place them exactly??

2 beans and a mini suasage could be very appetising

I'm not sure that's a compliment but I'll take it

Loads of sauce

Mayon...... Actually I wont say that "

More of a bangers and beans gal

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Are they the plain ones, or do you get the ones with mini sausages in? X

He doesn't do mini sausage

Oh you "

But..... it's true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would say you are humble.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Are they the plain ones, or do you get the ones with mini sausages in? X

He doesn't do mini sausage

Oh you

But..... it's true "

Ok I'm blushing

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I would say you are humble. "

Yes , that's a better word

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

Dear Mr McFuckNugget,

Do you come from Greece?

Do you have a thirst for knowledge?

Did you study sculpture at Saint Martin's College?

Have you every told anyone your dad was loaded?

If the answer to two or more are yes then you are not a common person and can I take you to a supermarket? I don’t know why but I have to start it somewhere, so we will start it there.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Dear Mr McFuckNugget,

Do you come from Greece?

Do you have a thirst for knowledge?

Did you study sculpture at Saint Martin's College?

Have you every told anyone your dad was loaded?

If the answer to two or more are yes then you are not a common person and can I take you to a supermarket? I don’t know why but I have to start it somewhere, so we will start it there. "

Now I have earworm thanks

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I read that Prince Andrew and Sarah used to enjoy beans on toast on their laps for supper.

Can't be that much of a commoner thing.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I read that Prince Andrew and Sarah used to enjoy beans on toast on their laps for supper.

Can't be that much of a commoner thing."

Now I feel all royal

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Are they the plain ones, or do you get the ones with mini sausages in? X

He doesn't do mini sausage

Oh you

But..... it's true

Ok I'm blushing "

Um..... I said you didn't do mini sausage.... didn't comment on the size of your salami though

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Are they the plain ones, or do you get the ones with mini sausages in? X

He doesn't do mini sausage

Oh you

But..... it's true

Ok I'm blushing

Um..... I said you didn't do mini sausage.... didn't comment on the size of your salami though "

Pervert

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Are they the plain ones, or do you get the ones with mini sausages in? X

He doesn't do mini sausage

Oh you

But..... it's true

Ok I'm blushing

Um..... I said you didn't do mini sausage.... didn't comment on the size of your salami though

Pervert "

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Are they the plain ones, or do you get the ones with mini sausages in? X

He doesn't do mini sausage

Oh you

But..... it's true

Ok I'm blushing

Um..... I said you didn't do mini sausage.... didn't comment on the size of your salami though

Pervert

"

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