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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

What are you going to do to look and feel your best when we are let out again .....

I've decided to use one of those tan builders after each bath and get myself some new shoes , blouses and jeans.....

I want to feel freeeeeeeeeeee.......

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Get a fucking haircut is the first thing . I resemble Jesus atm

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Get a fucking haircut is the first thing . I resemble Jesus atm

Change this water for me Jee...... there's a love

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh when is it changing

are we allowed to meet humans?!?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Get a fucking haircut is the first thing . I resemble Jesus atm

Change this water for me Jee...... there's a love"

my pleasure

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

Do my eyebrows in the morning and get naked in the evening without apologize to my neighbour on the next day for the noise and for not having blackout curtains

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

Not from this angle.

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By *rMrsBrightsideCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle

I'm already doing home workouts and trying to cut down what I eat.

As soon as I can I'll be booking in at the hairdresser's and also to have my brows done.

I went a bit mad with the internet shopping during the earlier lockdowns so I have plenty of new clothes that haven't been worn out yet

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I won't have the time or the money.

Once work is back open again I'll be flat out.

My hair needs a proper cut and dying so if I make enough in tips to get it cut and can find time for an appointment then yeah, but that'll probably be a few months after we open.

So bandana to hide the greys for the time being

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Oh when is it changing

are we allowed to meet humans?!? "

Dunno yet. Announcement tonight I think.

Wales not for weeks yet.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Get a fucking haircut is the first thing . I resemble Jesus atm

Change this water for me Jee...... there's a love

my pleasure

Into wine I meant...... Jesus Jesus.....

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I'm already doing home workouts and trying to cut down what I eat.

As soon as I can I'll be booking in at the hairdresser's and also to have my brows done.

I went a bit mad with the internet shopping during the earlier lockdowns so I have plenty of new clothes that haven't been worn out yet

Kx"

I want to touch something in a shop. Feel the trainers before I own them.... slide my hand down the blouse sleeve to see if the material entices me .....

It's been sooooooo long.

( first world prob and all that )

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I've given up thinking about it and hoping to be honest Granny. Every time lockdo n has lifted it has just become worse and we've been plunged back in.

So I'm not going to listen to anything he says...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm going to get a haircut! So excited about that, disproportionately so.... I gave up on hair dye years ago so don't have worry a out that.

I also want a new dress to go with my rocket dog trainers and purple tights. I hate clothes shopping normally but I think I might actually enjoy it since I've been deprived of the opportunity.

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By *rMrsBrightsideCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle

"I'm already doing home workouts and trying to cut down what I eat.

As soon as I can I'll be booking in at the hairdresser's and also to have my brows done.

I went a bit mad with the internet shopping during the earlier lockdowns so I have plenty of new clothes that haven't been worn out yet

I want to touch something in a shop. Feel the trainers before I own them.... slide my hand down the blouse sleeve to see if the material entices me .....

It's been sooooooo long.

( first world prob and all that ) "

I'm just worried there will be no actual shops left by the time this is all over. I do miss browsing, especially when all the new season stuff first comes out.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

I'll probably do something about my moustache and back hair, same for Mr N I think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Remove the accumulated fluff from my belly button...

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Fitness and weight cutting starts next week.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I'll probably do something about my moustache and back hair, same for Mr N I think"

Just twirl the ends........ of both.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I've given up thinking about it and hoping to be honest Granny. Every time lockdo n has lifted it has just become worse and we've been plunged back in.

So I'm not going to listen to anything he says..."

I've shaved me legs.... ! They had a lovely covering of blonde hair .... better than my head.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I've given up thinking about it and hoping to be honest Granny. Every time lockdo n has lifted it has just become worse and we've been plunged back in.

So I'm not going to listen to anything he says...

I've shaved me legs.... ! They had a lovely covering of blonde hair .... better than my head."

Oooh..... you're really getting prepped! I got the mower out and did mine last week

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I like the quiet of lockdown but when I go for walks .......... my head goes...... but WHERE to ......

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman
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over a year ago

My Own Little World

"I'll probably do something about my moustache and back hair, same for Mr N I think"

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Is the opposite of lockdown ....... unlockup

openup ...... what is it ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fitness and weight cutting starts next week. "

I started doing planking again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shave my legs and moustache

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Shave my legs and moustache

I've never wanted to be a Razorblade before , until now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Desperate for a haircut, gel nails and micro blading for my eyebrows.

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

Exercising more to build up stamina

Had a trim downstairs

Need a haircut (any volunteers?)

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Exercising more to build up stamina

Had a trim downstairs

Need a haircut (any volunteers?)"

I'll do you

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"Exercising more to build up stamina

Had a trim downstairs

Need a haircut (any volunteers?)

I'll do you

What about my hair?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shave my legs and moustache

I've never wanted to be a Razorblade before , until now

My moustache is huge, you wouldn’t rather be a hedge trimmer would you

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Exercising more to build up stamina

Had a trim downstairs

Need a haircut (any volunteers?)

I'll do you

What about my hair? "

And your hair

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"Exercising more to build up stamina

Had a trim downstairs

Need a haircut (any volunteers?)

I'll do you

What about my hair?

And your hair

Sounds perfect

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Shave my legs and moustache

I've never wanted to be a Razorblade before , until now

My moustache is huge, you wouldn’t rather be a hedge trimmer would you

As long as its not a Chainsaw it's all good

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By *isAdventure69Woman
over a year ago

Hampshire

Just have my hi lights done I think , I've kept on top of everything else bar the weight gain

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"I'll probably do something about my moustache and back hair, same for Mr N I think

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By * and R cple4Couple
over a year ago

swansea

We have at least another 3 weeks of lockdown .Eyebrows hairdressers and nails are definitely on my list of things I need doing.

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

I have boxes of hair dye ready to go for when I return to the office (whenever kids go back to school). My roots have never been this bad. I have resisted cutting my fringe back in so far just need to hold off a bit longer... Still not shaving my legs though

J x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shave my legs and moustache

I've never wanted to be a Razorblade before , until now

My moustache is huge, you wouldn’t rather be a hedge trimmer would you

Does it join up with your pubes yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just head to toe makeover

Just the maintenance really.. and a new flirty dress to show it all off. That shallow I am.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm already at my best, which is the equivalent of every other woman's worst.

I regularly cut and dye my own hair, shave my legs, do my eyebrows, cut my toenails.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Diet

Keep ontop of my hair (head and body

)

Move a bit more, so I am not wiped out by the swingers club steps

Just bought some New Rock boots and making some corsets

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I'm going to visit a zoo.

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By *istressZoeTV/TS
over a year ago

cheshire

I've been considering a new tattoo x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been considering a new tattoo x"

Ooo I am booking in as soon as they open too.

Just got the background to fill on my right arm then half sleeve is complete

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By *antasticMrFoxXXXMan
over a year ago

Bristol

"Get a fucking haircut is the first thing . I resemble Jesus atm

This

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"I'm going to visit a zoo."

Because I can look like an animal and won't have to do anything about my appearance.

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By *antasticMrFoxXXXMan
over a year ago

Bristol

"Get a fucking haircut is the first thing . I resemble Jesus atm

This

Then get tattoo sessions booked to finish the left left, the back and to start the right leg. I will be coloured in by the end of 2021

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get gel nails done I’ve missed them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get a fucking haircut is the first thing . I resemble Jesus atm

This

Then get tattoo sessions booked to finish the left left, the back and to start the right leg. I will be coloured in by the end of 2021

What will you do when you're all coloured in?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Go to the gym with no excuses and motivation.

I really want to try out a stretches/pole dancing class but they'll probably be fully booked as really popular.

I have such an urge to dye my hair but if things are opening up again it's best I stay conservative for work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dyed my roots yesterday.

Dyed my friend’s roots and whole hair today....... there was a leak in two of the glove fingers though so I now have two red fingertips. I look like some weird sort of cigarette poker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Getting straight back in the gym and booking some piercings/a tattoo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m a pretty low maintenance guy generally, but I’m looking forward to getting ready for the big wide world again. A crisp shirt or looking ‘smart’ again sounds good. And spending time outdoors to get a bit more colour, to combat the vampire look from working a lot over winter

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By *tue555Man
over a year ago

Passed Beyond Reach

I'll be much the same as I am now - old fat bald guy just let out

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Haircut, gym, maybe some more piercings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been in touch with a few select retailers and asked them to review their sizing methods

M&S have already agreed to label 38" waist trousers as 34"

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By *adame 2SwordsWoman
over a year ago

Victoria, London

"Shave my legs and moustache

would be nice to have a guy wet shave my pussy, nothing better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been in touch with a few select retailers and asked them to review their sizing methods

M&S have already agreed to label 38" waist trousers as 34"

I buy XXXXXXL joggers and cut the label out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shave my legs and moustache

I've never wanted to be a Razorblade before , until now

My moustache is huge, you wouldn’t rather be a hedge trimmer would you

Does it join up with your pubes yet? "

I tend to those

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"What are you going to do to look and feel your best when we are let out again .....

I've decided to use one of those tan builders after each bath and get myself some new shoes , blouses and jeans.....

I want to feel freeeeeeeeeeee.......

Using a tan builder after the bath sounds my kind of prep GC

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haircut, gym, maybe some more piercings "

This!

And prepare myself for my hairdressers tears when she sees what I’ve done to my hair

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By *leyxxxMan
over a year ago

Southampton/London/Bristol

Back to the gym, meet people, have sex, travel.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shave my legs and moustache

I've never wanted to be a Razorblade before , until now

My moustache is huge, you wouldn’t rather be a hedge trimmer would you

Does it join up with your pubes yet?

I tend to those

You could plait them together

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By *istressZoeTV/TS
over a year ago

cheshire

"I've been considering a new tattoo x

Ooo I am booking in as soon as they open too.

Just got the background to fill on my right arm then half sleeve is complete

I'm sure your new ink will be lovely x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm going to find a quiet beach away from all the crowds....

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

A wax will be my first appointment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put on a nice shirt and jeans and hit the town

can’t wait!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still sporting a winter coat, think it’s gone beyond a razors capabilities....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

haircut & gym are my priority

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haircut and European roadtrip!

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

Haircut and low lights, eyelash tint and wax, light fake tan and a spa day are all first.

Then a dress, heels, light make up and slutty lingerie underneath and go to reconnect with a hot husband or two

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

As soon as I can I'll be booking a wax and a hairdressers appointment.

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By *ausageNmashCouple
over a year ago

Andover

"I'm already doing home workouts and trying to cut down what I eat.

As soon as I can I'll be booking in at the hairdresser's and also to have my brows done.

I went a bit mad with the internet shopping during the earlier lockdowns so I have plenty of new clothes that haven't been worn out yet

Kx"

And that's the husband !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Waxing , semi permanent eyebrows then shop for a new outfit!

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

I'm going to loose weight, tone up, get my hair cut, and dig out a sexy dress and my high heels. It's been far too long since I've been glammed up.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

New talons, lip fillers and a wax for me. Maybe a sunbed too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m so low maintenance. Cut and dye my own hair.

Shave don’t get waxed

Do my own nails.

Shop online.

Would like to grab a drink in a pub garden.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My suggestion? PrEP

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By *riendly older leggy wifeCouple
over a year ago

london

A night out on the piss

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I need to start exercising or I won't get my work uniform on.

I wore my "bloated" trousers yesterday that normally drop off me.

I ripped the arse outta them.

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

I had to go to hospital yesturday and was mortified by my lockdown standards so crawled into the shower and attempted to shave my legs before I went.

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