FabSwingers.com forum: Women do you name your boobs to avoid any confusion which one you’re referring to ?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Like if ones always chasing the other, you’d call them Tom and Jerry and such like.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

No CJ. Left and and right is sufficient.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Left boob

Right boob

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No CJ. Left and and right is sufficient. "

Yeah, but your left or my left ?

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

Or Bert and Ernie? I think Bert is the one with the tuft of hair

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Left boob

Right boob

As I’m looking at you, or you looking at me ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Or Bert and Ernie? I think Bert is the one with the tuft of hair

Or Phil and Grant if they’ve both got no hair.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Left boob

Right boob

As I’m looking at you, or you looking at me ?"

My left and right, because they are my boobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wife calls hers the twins

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"Left boob

Right boob

As I’m looking at you, or you looking at me ?"

A bit like the Mona Lisa’s eyes, the gaze of some boobs does follow you around the room

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

"Left boob

Right boob

Me too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Left boob

Right boob

As I’m looking at you, or you looking at me ?

My left and right, because they are my boobs

They are indeed.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wife calls hers the twins "

Danny and Arnold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, Id feel a right tit doing that!

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Statler and waldorf.

Mrs kf

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Left boob

Right boob

As I’m looking at you, or you looking at me ?

A bit like the Mona Lisa’s eyes, the gaze of some boobs does follow you around the room

She only looks like that cause she had enough of random blokes telling her to smile.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Statler and waldorf.

Mrs kf

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Floppy n Droppy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Left boob

Right boob

As I’m looking at you, or you looking at me ?

A bit like the Mona Lisa’s eyes, the gaze of some boobs does follow you around the room

She only looks like that cause she had enough of random blokes telling her to smile. "

That made me laugh more than it should

As a proud owner of resting bitch face, I get this ALOT

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No, Id feel a right tit doing that!

Classic

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By *icolerobbieCouple
over a year ago

walsall

My OH called them “right said Fred “

when I wear a push up bra!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Left boob

Right boob

As I’m looking at you, or you looking at me ?

A bit like the Mona Lisa’s eyes, the gaze of some boobs does follow you around the room

She only looks like that cause she had enough of random blokes telling her to smile.

That made me laugh more than it should

As a proud owner of resting bitch face, I get this ALOT"

It happened to me a few times in my early 20’s still annoys me now when I think about it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My OH called them “right said Fred “

when I wear a push up bra!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Floppy n Droppy "

Love those guys.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Topsy and turvy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Topsy and turvy "

They look great in the bath!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha no, left and right is just fine. Or I might say "the one you're sucking on" or "now the other one"... Guys usually keep up ok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pinky + perky

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Haha no, left and right is just fine. Or I might say "the one you're sucking on" or "now the other one"... Guys usually keep up ok

It’s always best to reassure the other boob (the non sucking boob) that ‘I’ll get to you in a minute!’, that way the said doesn’t feel left out.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pinky + perky

Both look like perky to me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haha no, left and right is just fine. Or I might say "the one you're sucking on" or "now the other one"... Guys usually keep up ok

It’s always best to reassure the other boob (the non sucking boob) that ‘I’ll get to you in a minute!’, that way the said doesn’t feel left out. "

I do agree. I can sit in worry that maybe the other one may get forgotten. Usually there's a reassuring stroke of the hand on the neglected boob though, then I know it's going to be ok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine are named for the twin stars Castor and Pollux

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Haha no, left and right is just fine. Or I might say "the one you're sucking on" or "now the other one"... Guys usually keep up ok

It’s always best to reassure the other boob (the non sucking boob) that ‘I’ll get to you in a minute!’, that way the said doesn’t feel left out.

I do agree. I can sit in worry that maybe the other one may get forgotten. Usually there's a reassuring stroke of the hand on the neglected boob though, then I know it's going to be ok

If someone held up a photo of one of your boobs, would you know which one it was without a sneaky look at your boobs to check ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mine are named for the twin stars Castor and Pollux

That’s very cultured.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haha no, left and right is just fine. Or I might say "the one you're sucking on" or "now the other one"... Guys usually keep up ok

It’s always best to reassure the other boob (the non sucking boob) that ‘I’ll get to you in a minute!’, that way the said doesn’t feel left out.

I do agree. I can sit in worry that maybe the other one may get forgotten. Usually there's a reassuring stroke of the hand on the neglected boob though, then I know it's going to be ok

If someone held up a photo of one of your boobs, would you know which one it was without a sneaky look at your boobs to check ? "

I'm pretty sure I would. I have a favourite

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Haha no, left and right is just fine. Or I might say "the one you're sucking on" or "now the other one"... Guys usually keep up ok

It’s always best to reassure the other boob (the non sucking boob) that ‘I’ll get to you in a minute!’, that way the said doesn’t feel left out.

I do agree. I can sit in worry that maybe the other one may get forgotten. Usually there's a reassuring stroke of the hand on the neglected boob though, then I know it's going to be ok

If someone held up a photo of one of your boobs, would you know which one it was without a sneaky look at your boobs to check ?

I'm pretty sure I would. I have a favourite

Think I know which one it is, I won’t say, in case the other one reads this and gets offended.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haha no, left and right is just fine. Or I might say "the one you're sucking on" or "now the other one"... Guys usually keep up ok

It’s always best to reassure the other boob (the non sucking boob) that ‘I’ll get to you in a minute!’, that way the said doesn’t feel left out.

I do agree. I can sit in worry that maybe the other one may get forgotten. Usually there's a reassuring stroke of the hand on the neglected boob though, then I know it's going to be ok

If someone held up a photo of one of your boobs, would you know which one it was without a sneaky look at your boobs to check ?

I'm pretty sure I would. I have a favourite

Think I know which one it is, I won’t say, in case the other one reads this and gets offended. "

Very wise

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I call mine Leftie and Rightie to stop any confusion, I find men appreciate this simplistic approach to my boobage area

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"No CJ. Left and and right is sufficient.

Yeah, but your left or my left ?"

That's a good question.

Henceforth, the left shall be called Corbyn; the right shall be Farage.

Enjoy.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Haha no, left and right is just fine. Or I might say "the one you're sucking on" or "now the other one"... Guys usually keep up ok

It’s always best to reassure the other boob (the non sucking boob) that ‘I’ll get to you in a minute!’, that way the said doesn’t feel left out.

I do agree. I can sit in worry that maybe the other one may get forgotten. Usually there's a reassuring stroke of the hand on the neglected boob though, then I know it's going to be ok

If someone held up a photo of one of your boobs, would you know which one it was without a sneaky look at your boobs to check ? "

I would know as I had an operation on my left boob and the nipple looks different.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

The little one and the big one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The lazy and the show off.

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By *ove2pleaseseukMan
over a year ago

Hastings

"The little one and the big one"

So could you call them Ant and Deck lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This one and that one

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"This one and that one

Mar and Mite

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

No. Next question...

My legs kinda have names: "my stupid leg" and "my good leg"

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By *hrough the looking gla55Couple
over a year ago

Epsom

I think the ladies need a new name

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This one and that one

Mar and Mite "

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Mine are just called heaven

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"No. Next question...

My legs kinda have names: "my stupid leg" and "my good leg"

Weird.... those are the names of mine too!

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"Mine are just called heaven

Very aptly named

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Mine are just called heaven

Very aptly named "

Don't you have a pic to be putting up??

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"Mine are just called heaven

Very aptly named

Don't you have a pic to be putting up??"

There’s one in your inbox

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Mine are just called heaven

Very aptly named

Don't you have a pic to be putting up??

There’s one in your inbox

That is too good not to share

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"Mine are just called heaven

Very aptly named

Don't you have a pic to be putting up??

There’s one in your inbox

That is too good not to share

Threads dead

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"No. Next question...

My legs kinda have names: "my stupid leg" and "my good leg"

Weird.... those are the names of mine too!

We'll have to think this through if we ever meet, could be confusing

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By *adame 2SwordsWoman
over a year ago

Victoria, London

"Like if ones always chasing the other, you’d call them Tom and Jerry and such like. "

Do you have names for your balls?

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By *ove2pleaseseukMan
over a year ago

Hastings

"Like if ones always chasing the other, you’d call them Tom and Jerry and such like.

Do you have names for your balls? "

Yes I call one swing and the other low as It is a bit lower

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

Mine are referred to as the girls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine are Lefty and Righty.

My left boob is bigger so is my favourite and she also has an alias of Betty Boop. ( see my videos!)

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over a year ago

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By *merald Eyes XWoman
over a year ago

Can you find me….

Pinky & perky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine are Lefty and Righty.

My left boob is bigger so is my favourite and she also has an alias of Betty Boop. ( see my videos!)"

Mine too. It also made more milk

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Mine are Lefty and Righty.

My left boob is bigger so is my favourite and she also has an alias of Betty Boop. ( see my videos!)

Mine too. It also made more milk

Mine too

it must be a thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine are Lefty and Righty.

My left boob is bigger so is my favourite and she also has an alias of Betty Boop. ( see my videos!)

Mine too. It also made more milk

Mine too

it must be a thing

It actually is.

most women produce more from a leftie x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Like if ones always chasing the other, you’d call them Tom and Jerry and such like.

Do you have names for your balls? "

Juan and the other Juan

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Like if ones always chasing the other, you’d call them Tom and Jerry and such like. "

Mine are actually called Tom and Jerry, its like you're psychic or something Mr Jeans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine are collectively referred to as boobage. Having individual names would be complicated. There could be jealousy and resentment because one might have a better name than the other.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Like if ones always chasing the other, you’d call them Tom and Jerry and such like.

Mine are actually called Tom and Jerry, its like you're psychic or something Mr Jeans

I knew you were going to say that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine are Lefty and Righty.

My left boob is bigger so is my favourite and she also has an alias of Betty Boop. ( see my videos!)

Mine too. It also made more milk

Mine too

it must be a thing

Yes this is totally normal biologically!

Something to do with the position of the heart & a better blood flow to said lefties!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mine are collectively referred to as boobage. Having individual names would be complicated. There could be jealousy and resentment because one might have a better name than the other."

This seems fair and reasonable

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Mine are Lefty and Righty.

My left boob is bigger so is my favourite and she also has an alias of Betty Boop. ( see my videos!)

Mine too. It also made more milk

Mine too

it must be a thing

Yes this is totally normal biologically!

Something to do with the position of the heart & a better blood flow to said lefties! "

Actually my left one made more milk too... Excellent facts this afternoon, ladies

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I do not.

However if I'm ever at a social and I get so d*unk I can't find my doorkey and I don't have a handbag with me, can someone remind me it'll be in the left cup of my bra. Why you ask?

Because that's where I left-tit

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I do not.

However if I'm ever at a social and I get so d*unk I can't find my doorkey and I don't have a handbag with me, can someone remind me it'll be in the left cup of my bra. Why you ask?

Because that's where I left-tit "

*Groan*

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I do not.

However if I'm ever at a social and I get so d*unk I can't find my doorkey and I don't have a handbag with me, can someone remind me it'll be in the left cup of my bra. Why you ask?

Because that's where I left-tit

*Groan*

True story too!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I do not.

However if I'm ever at a social and I get so d*unk I can't find my doorkey and I don't have a handbag with me, can someone remind me it'll be in the left cup of my bra. Why you ask?

Because that's where I left-tit

*Groan*

True story too!"

I quite believe it with you

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I do not.

However if I'm ever at a social and I get so d*unk I can't find my doorkey and I don't have a handbag with me, can someone remind me it'll be in the left cup of my bra. Why you ask?

Because that's where I left-tit

*Groan*

True story too!

I quite believe it with you

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