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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

After some careful analysis and complicated mathematics I've realised the odds are against me in the "Straight male / missionary position" category and feel I need a kinky niche to reduce the odds.

I'm thinking nipple tassels or knee pads.

Any other ideas?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I swear I read that as apple tassels

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I swear I read that as apple tassels "

it's an option especially with Cox and pink ladys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I swear I read that as apple tassels "

I think I read it as knee pads on nipples. Now there’s something a little niche ...

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By *heeky wiggles2020Man
over a year ago

near the seaside

Full ice hockey goalie outfit required

Then the adventure is figuring out how or if indeed if

You can fuck while your wearing it

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Full ice hockey goalie outfit required

Then the adventure is figuring out how or if indeed if

You can fuck while your wearing it "

That made my thighs ache just remembering the stance.

Watch out for that 5 hole.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Full ice hockey goalie outfit required

Then the adventure is figuring out how or if indeed if

You can fuck while your wearing it

That made my thighs ache just remembering the stance.

Watch out for that 5 hole."

See we're aching already.... I knew this was a great idea

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Swizzle them nipples!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Practice doing a Happy Gilmore with a melon.

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

If you're lucky enough to have a foreskin you could stretch it (long term project) and attract the flappy foreskin fetishists.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If you're lucky enough to have a foreskin you could stretch it (long term project) and attract the flappy foreskin fetishists."

Wish you'd have mentioned at the start of lockdown.... I bet someones beat me too it or at least a few inches ahead

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"If you're lucky enough to have a foreskin you could stretch it (long term project) and attract the flappy foreskin fetishists.

Wish you'd have mentioned at the start of lockdown.... I bet someones beat me too it or at least a few inches ahead

"

Someone's always a few inches ahead on this site mate

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Practice doing a Happy Gilmore with a melon. "

I know both Mr Gilmore and the Oval fruit that has it's own Baller but I can't recall the two together?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"If you're lucky enough to have a foreskin you could stretch it (long term project) and attract the flappy foreskin fetishists.

Wish you'd have mentioned at the start of lockdown.... I bet someones beat me too it or at least a few inches ahead

"

Ah fuck it, just tie it round a trolley handle and do a monthly shop. You'll have caught up by the time you get to the till to pay.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If you're lucky enough to have a foreskin you could stretch it (long term project) and attract the flappy foreskin fetishists.

Wish you'd have mentioned at the start of lockdown.... I bet someones beat me too it or at least a few inches ahead

Ah fuck it, just tie it round a trolley handle and do a monthly shop. You'll have caught up by the time you get to the till to pay."

I've tried something similar in the airport with the moving floor things.

Don't judge my flight was delayed 10 mins I got bored.

Everyone clapped at the end though so it wasn't all bad

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By *heHungStudentMan
over a year ago

Kettering


"After some careful analysis and complicated mathematics I've realised the odds are against me in the "Straight male / missionary position" category and feel I need a kinky niche to reduce the odds.

I'm thinking nipple tassels or knee pads.

Any other ideas?

"

Why stop at knee pads wack on some shoulder pads to

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Nipple tassels you say!!?!

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nipple tassels you say!!?!

Jo.Xx "

I'm looking to streamline my operation... How is the tassel scene? reckon there's room should I keep the knee pads handy?

Thanks in advance

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By *anther81Man
over a year ago

Drogheda

How about “couch potato” quite a lifestyle fetish/kink.

Kinks including tea and biscuits, crisps and dinner on your lap.

Voyeur of things like the repair shop, location location location and Question time.

Can be done on your own, as a couple or in a group situation. (Choice of viewing can become tricky with group play)

Clean up with this kink can be a bit messy especially if your dealing with melted chocolate or crisps.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"If you're lucky enough to have a foreskin you could stretch it (long term project) and attract the flappy foreskin fetishists.

Wish you'd have mentioned at the start of lockdown.... I bet someones beat me too it or at least a few inches ahead

Someone's always a few inches ahead on this site mate "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How about “couch potato” quite a lifestyle fetish/kink.

Kinks including tea and biscuits, crisps and dinner on your lap.

Voyeur of things like the repair shop, location location location and Question time.

Can be done on your own, as a couple or in a group situation. (Choice of viewing can become tricky with group play)

Clean up with this kink can be a bit messy especially if your dealing with melted chocolate or crisps."

twist on your idea just "Couch"

I can't see furniture being that bi... Never mind I think it's at least medieval times that kink. I'm too late

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

starter cables and a car battery.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"starter cables and a car battery."

Isn't that a sub category on red tube?

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By *anther81Man
over a year ago

Drogheda


"How about “couch potato” quite a lifestyle fetish/kink.

Kinks including tea and biscuits, crisps and dinner on your lap.

Voyeur of things like the repair shop, location location location and Question time.

Can be done on your own, as a couple or in a group situation. (Choice of viewing can become tricky with group play)

Clean up with this kink can be a bit messy especially if your dealing with melted chocolate or crisps.

twist on your idea just "Couch"

I can't see furniture being that bi... Never mind I think it's at least medieval times that kink. I'm too late

"

I take you points on board. Maybe need to elevate it to a classy “chaise longue”

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How about “couch potato” quite a lifestyle fetish/kink.

Kinks including tea and biscuits, crisps and dinner on your lap.

Voyeur of things like the repair shop, location location location and Question time.

Can be done on your own, as a couple or in a group situation. (Choice of viewing can become tricky with group play)

Clean up with this kink can be a bit messy especially if your dealing with melted chocolate or crisps.

twist on your idea just "Couch"

I can't see furniture being that bi... Never mind I think it's at least medieval times that kink. I'm too late

I take you points on board. Maybe need to elevate it to a classy “chaise longue”"
If I'm going that niche Id be more along the lines of Sunlounger in the Caribbean...

Oooo I could be a Lilo with a mouth blow up bit!

Nobody's in that market yet surely

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine


"starter cables and a car battery.

Isn't that a sub category on red tube?

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Twisted cocktail maker could potentially appeal to a broader market, especially for glorious summer weather outdoors play.

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