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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

I'm gonna derobe all seductive (imagine Waynetta Slob getting nekkid to "leave your hat on") and lather myself in oodles of bubbly goodness.

I shall wash my barnet like a siren from the old Timotei adverts (or a drowning rat) *Shakes hair and whips herself in the eye*

My question is this...

Who is joining me and what are you gonna use to clean under my rim?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*waits for someone to say their tongue *

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me, a loofah ,and I'll be gentle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*waits for someone to say their tongue *"

Ha ha wonko came hear to say pretty much the exact same thing lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

High pressure hose..... and an extendable brush attachment....

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

Changing the subject completely, there's a dude on "the chase" right now and I swear I recognise him from somewhere but don't know where and it's getting on my nerves

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

I have my Toilet Duck at the ready.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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A hose and some bleach. I'll bring the romance don't worry hun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think someone from Bradford may be interested to assist

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"I think someone from Bradford may be interested to assist "

I'll bite yer boob you carry on!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Changing the subject completely, there's a dude on "the chase" right now and I swear I recognise him from somewhere but don't know where and it's getting on my nerves "

Sorry you lost me at " cleaning my rim "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll use Daves toothbrush!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think someone from Bradford may be interested to assist

I'll bite yer boob you carry on! "

Hehe

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

And now I can't be arsed to get up and go get steamy.

How are you gonna prize me out of the chair. Bare in mind I'm not sitting in G-Tips the granny tipper

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Wire brush and Dettol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know it’s a thorny issue but a rose worked for me getting sweet corn kernels out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Changing the subject completely, there's a dude on "the chase" right now and I swear I recognise him from somewhere but don't know where and it's getting on my nerves "

He’s called Bradley

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And now I can't be arsed to get up and go get steamy.

How are you gonna prize me out of the chair. Bare in mind I'm not sitting in G-Tips the granny tipper "

The sex swing installers are en route and will need to test it on you before they leave.

For health and safety reasons of course.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sticking on some extra long nails specially.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Brillo pad abrasive 1000

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Shall I send Mr Matey

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Up yer bum Peachy

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

I loved those timotei ads!

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

I have removed the bobble from my hair and I'm about to get up.

It has taken almost 2 hours to reach this point of motivation.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have removed the bobble from my hair and I'm about to get up.

It has taken almost 2 hours to reach this point of motivation.

"

It's gonna be a long night

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"I have removed the bobble from my hair and I'm about to get up.

It has taken almost 2 hours to reach this point of motivation.

"

Ooh, was just debating a bath PP, I've got Imperial Leather or Matey, you choose cos I'm good like that.

You can have the tap end tho

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

I'll use a cornish pasty (just because I my be a little pecking after I've done)

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