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By *gentprovocateur OP   Woman
over a year ago

leeds

compulsory testing of the fab olympic mudwrestling team, all the contestants have received a lifetime ban due to high levels of viagra in all the urine samples. suggestions for the following please a) the testing was carried out in an unscientific manner or b) there are ligitimate medical exemptions. failure to have the ban lifted will result in the bulgarians snatching the gold for the second time running!

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Don't let the Bulgars get the clean and jerk as well

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

medical reasons

all the participants are old and arthritic,viagra is a little known cure for arthritus

those leg locks can be a killer

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By *gentprovocateur OP   Woman
over a year ago

leeds

drinking the sample is not entirely scientific!

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Some add whisky as a masking agent

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By *gentprovocateur OP   Woman
over a year ago

leeds

whisky and viagra? up down up down up down!

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

I find this very hard to swallow

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Pinch of salt

Or is that tequila?

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts


"Pinch of salt

Or is that tequila?"

Lemon

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Forget the salty taste just suck on the worm.

That's tequila

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts


"Forget the salty taste just suck on the worm.

That's tequila"

my comment had nothing to do with tequila , it was just an insult ......

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London


"Forget the salty taste just suck on the worm.

That's tequila

my comment had nothing to do with tequila , it was just an insult ......"

You are a great straight man

You feed me all my best lines

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts


"Forget the salty taste just suck on the worm.

That's tequila

my comment had nothing to do with tequila , it was just an insult ......

You are a great straight man

You feed me all my best lines "

Don't think we'd get a prime time show , with a bisexual woman as a straight man

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London


"Forget the salty taste just suck on the worm.

That's tequila

my comment had nothing to do with tequila , it was just an insult ......

You are a great straight man

You feed me all my best lines

Don't think we'd get a prime time show , with a bisexual woman as a straight man "

Alternative. Comedy circuit

It's our USP

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts


"Forget the salty taste just suck on the worm.

That's tequila

my comment had nothing to do with tequila , it was just an insult ......

You are a great straight man

You feed me all my best lines

Don't think we'd get a prime time show , with a bisexual woman as a straight man

Alternative. Comedy circuit

It's our USP "

Unusual sexual perversion ?

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

That's for the cable channels

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

Cable channels will turn it into a cheap thrill , not so subtle nudity and somehow ended with hardcore porn show .......

Count me in

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Apparently if one of us changes our name to russ a tv contract on bbc3 is guaranteed

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts


"Apparently if one of us changes our name to russ a tv contract on bbc3 is guaranteed"

Good hours too , it never starts til 7pm , so everyday is a lay in day ...

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Even better, nobody watches it so they won't see us screw up

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

[Removed by poster at 29/07/12 18:04:33]

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts


"[Removed by poster at 29/07/12 18:04:33]"

No prob I've been screwed up , down and sideways on film before

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Sounds like a poifect partnership

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

Well theres the title sorted ' poifect partnership '

Now all we need is ...........

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

An act?

A bed?

A jacuzzi?

A magnum of champagne?

A hotel suite?

A lottery win?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"compulsory testing of the fab olympic mudwrestling team, all the contestants have received a lifetime ban due to high levels of viagra in all the urine samples. suggestions for the following please a) the testing was carried out in an unscientific manner or b) there are ligitimate medical exemptions. failure to have the ban lifted will result in the bulgarians snatching the gold for the second time running!"
i dont take viagra...ffs...pablo black must of switched the urine samples

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts


"An act?

A bed?

A jacuzzi?

A magnum of champagne?

A hotel suite?

A lottery win?"

What about dancing girls all quality shows have them ?

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By *gentprovocateur OP   Woman
over a year ago

leeds


"compulsory testing of the fab olympic mudwrestling team, all the contestants have received a lifetime ban due to high levels of viagra in all the urine samples. suggestions for the following please a) the testing was carried out in an unscientific manner or b) there are ligitimate medical exemptions. failure to have the ban lifted will result in the bulgarians snatching the gold for the second time running!i dont take viagra...ffs...pablo black must of switched the urine samples "
sack him from first aider, god knows what hed do with the oranges at half time!

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By *gentprovocateur OP   Woman
over a year ago

leeds

and hes hijacked my thread!

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Can I hijack your .........

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By *gentprovocateur OP   Woman
over a year ago

leeds

im going to hijack the bulgarian mudwrestling plane with a pair of eylash curlers and demand a diversion to cuba!

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

You mean he's been having me on all this time ?

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By *gentprovocateur OP   Woman
over a year ago

leeds

dont shoot the messenger!

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Nobody move or Ill shoot every motherfucking last one of ya!

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts


"dont shoot the messenger!"

I don't shoot agent , but I do squirt

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By *gentprovocateur OP   Woman
over a year ago

leeds

i have special agent anti squirting technology!

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

I can breathe through my ears

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By *gentprovocateur OP   Woman
over a year ago

leeds

not with a couple of cocks stuck in em you cant! i heard all about your last meet!

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

That was a lie I tell you, no animals were hurt the whole time we were in there

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts


"i have special agent anti squirting technology!"

I used to have that , it was called a crap boyfriend

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By *gentprovocateur OP   Woman
over a year ago

leeds

thats not what the elephant said!

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By *gentprovocateur OP   Woman
over a year ago

leeds


"i have special agent anti squirting technology!

I used to have that , it was called a crap boyfriend "

is there any other type?

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts


"i have special agent anti squirting technology!

I used to have that , it was called a crap boyfriend is there any other type?"

The new one has magic hands , he was only a one night stand butI decided to keep him

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

better than Agents cure then,hers was a couple of corks

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By *gentprovocateur OP   Woman
over a year ago

leeds


"i have special agent anti squirting technology!

I used to have that , it was called a crap boyfriend is there any other type?

The new one has magic hands , he was only a one night stand butI decided to keep him"

is he paul daniels?

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts


"i have special agent anti squirting technology!

I used to have that , it was called a crap boyfriend is there any other type?

The new one has magic hands , he was only a one night stand butI decided to keep himis he paul daniels?"

His brother Jack

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By *gentprovocateur OP   Woman
over a year ago

leeds


"i have special agent anti squirting technology!

I used to have that , it was called a crap boyfriend is there any other type?

The new one has magic hands , he was only a one night stand butI decided to keep himis he paul daniels?

His brother Jack"

good cos you wouldnt wabt him to pull a rabbit out of your twat! or would you?

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts


"i have special agent anti squirting technology!

I used to have that , it was called a crap boyfriend is there any other type?

The new one has magic hands , he was only a one night stand butI decided to keep himis he paul daniels?

His brother Jack good cos you wouldnt wabt him to pull a rabbit out of your twat! or would you?"

Only to put fresh batteries in it .

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By *gentprovocateur OP   Woman
over a year ago

leeds


"i have special agent anti squirting technology!

I used to have that , it was called a crap boyfriend is there any other type?

The new one has magic hands , he was only a one night stand butI decided to keep himis he paul daniels?

His brother Jack good cos you wouldnt wabt him to pull a rabbit out of your twat! or would you?

Only to put fresh batteries in it ."

and thats magic!

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By *gentprovocateur OP   Woman
over a year ago

leeds

anyway youre still hijacking my thread only post relevant to the original serious request please!!!!

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts


"i have special agent anti squirting technology!

I used to have that , it was called a crap boyfriend is there any other type?

The new one has magic hands , he was only a one night stand butI decided to keep himis he paul daniels?

His brother Jack good cos you wouldnt wabt him to pull a rabbit out of your twat! or would you?

Only to put fresh batteries in it . and thats magic!"

Thats duracell

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By *gentprovocateur OP   Woman
over a year ago

leeds

wire it to lamp post i think you need the extra juice!

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts


"wire it to lamp post i think you need the extra juice!"

Think there's enough juice there the bed ends up soaking

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London


"anyway youre still hijacking my thread only post relevant to the original serious request please!!!!"

Can anyone remember what that was?

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts


"anyway youre still hijacking my thread only post relevant to the original serious request please!!!!

Can anyone remember what that was?"

Or where you put it , you getting to that age ?

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By *gentprovocateur OP   Woman
over a year ago

leeds


"anyway youre still hijacking my thread only post relevant to the original serious request please!!!!

Can anyone remember what that was?

Or where you put it , you getting to that age ?"

sabotage i say!

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts


"anyway youre still hijacking my thread only post relevant to the original serious request please!!!!

Can anyone remember what that was?

Or where you put it , you getting to that age ? sabotage i say!"

He looks the type to do such things

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By *gentprovocateur OP   Woman
over a year ago

leeds


"anyway youre still hijacking my thread only post relevant to the original serious request please!!!!

Can anyone remember what that was?

Or where you put it , you getting to that age ? sabotage i say!

He looks the type to do such things "

very astute of you! you'l go far in life!

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts


"anyway youre still hijacking my thread only post relevant to the original serious request please!!!!

Can anyone remember what that was?

Or where you put it , you getting to that age ? sabotage i say!

He looks the type to do such things very astute of you! you'l go far in life!"

I'm happy just to go down

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

I resemble that remark

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By *gentprovocateur OP   Woman
over a year ago

leeds

basket!!!!

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Woof

Runs to basket

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts


"basket!!!!"
case

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By *gentprovocateur OP   Woman
over a year ago

leeds

youre goung to get piles going up draughty staircases dressed like that!

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts


"youre goung to get piles going up draughty staircases dressed like that!"

piles of what ?

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts


"youre goung to get piles going up draughty staircases dressed like that!

piles of what ?"

Cant be money I don't charge .......but I have had a fantasy about that , but thats another story

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By *gentprovocateur OP   Woman
over a year ago

leeds

nasty red things tthat hang out of your bum like bunches of grapes! i saw some on embarassing illnesses!

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts


"nasty red things tthat hang out of your bum like bunches of grapes! i saw some on embarassing illnesses!"
Not unusual to have my other half hanging out my bum , suppose if he got sunburnt

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By *gentprovocateur OP   Woman
over a year ago

leeds

or held his breath for an hour

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts


"or held his breath for an hour"

Tried that but my hands kept slipping off his adams apple

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By *gentprovocateur OP   Woman
over a year ago

leeds

try a rope

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts


"try a rope"

Or some help

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

They want pushing back, not pulling any further

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