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"Pinch of salt Or is that tequila?" Lemon | |||
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"Forget the salty taste just suck on the worm. That's tequila" my comment had nothing to do with tequila , it was just an insult ......  | |||
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"Forget the salty taste just suck on the worm. That's tequila my comment had nothing to do with tequila , it was just an insult ...... "You are a great straight man You feed me all my best lines  | |||
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"Forget the salty taste just suck on the worm. That's tequila my comment had nothing to do with tequila , it was just an insult ......
You are a great straight man
You feed me all my best lines "Don't think we'd get a prime time show , with a bisexual woman as a straight man | |||
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"Forget the salty taste just suck on the worm. That's tequila my comment had nothing to do with tequila , it was just an insult ......
You are a great straight man
You feed me all my best lines
Don't think we'd get a prime time show , with a bisexual woman as a straight man "Alternative. Comedy circuit It's our USP | |||
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"Forget the salty taste just suck on the worm. That's tequila my comment had nothing to do with tequila , it was just an insult ......
You are a great straight man
You feed me all my best lines
Don't think we'd get a prime time show , with a bisexual woman as a straight man
Alternative. Comedy circuit
It's our USP "Unusual sexual perversion ?  | |||
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"Apparently if one of us changes our name to russ a tv contract on bbc3 is guaranteed" Good hours too , it never starts til 7pm , so everyday is a lay in day ...  | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 29/07/12 18:04:33]" No prob I've been screwed up , down and sideways on film before | |||
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"compulsory testing of the fab olympic mudwrestling team, all the contestants have received a lifetime ban due to high levels of viagra in all the urine samples. suggestions for the following please a) the testing was carried out in an unscientific manner or b) there are ligitimate medical exemptions. failure to have the ban lifted will result in the bulgarians snatching the gold for the second time running!" i dont take viagra...ffs...pablo black must of switched the urine samples | |||
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"An act? A bed? A jacuzzi? A magnum of champagne? A hotel suite? A lottery win?" What about dancing girls all quality shows have them ? | |||
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"compulsory testing of the fab olympic mudwrestling team, all the contestants have received a lifetime ban due to high levels of viagra in all the urine samples. suggestions for the following please a) the testing was carried out in an unscientific manner or b) there are ligitimate medical exemptions. failure to have the ban lifted will result in the bulgarians snatching the gold for the second time running!i dont take viagra...ffs...pablo black must of switched the urine samples "sack him from first aider, god knows what hed do with the oranges at half time! | |||
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"dont shoot the messenger!" I don't shoot agent , but I do squirt | |||
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"i have special agent anti squirting technology!" I used to have that , it was called a crap boyfriend | |||
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"i have special agent anti squirting technology! I used to have that , it was called a crap boyfriend " is there any other type? | |||
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"i have special agent anti squirting technology! I used to have that , it was called a crap boyfriend is there any other type?" The new one has magic hands , he was only a one night stand butI decided to keep him | |||
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"i have special agent anti squirting technology! I used to have that , it was called a crap boyfriend is there any other type? The new one has magic hands , he was only a one night stand butI decided to keep him" is he paul daniels? | |||
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"i have special agent anti squirting technology! I used to have that , it was called a crap boyfriend is there any other type? The new one has magic hands , he was only a one night stand butI decided to keep himis he paul daniels?" His brother Jack | |||
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"i have special agent anti squirting technology! I used to have that , it was called a crap boyfriend is there any other type? The new one has magic hands , he was only a one night stand butI decided to keep himis he paul daniels? His brother Jack" good cos you wouldnt wabt him to pull a rabbit out of your twat! or would you? | |||
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"i have special agent anti squirting technology! I used to have that , it was called a crap boyfriend is there any other type? The new one has magic hands , he was only a one night stand butI decided to keep himis he paul daniels? His brother Jack good cos you wouldnt wabt him to pull a rabbit out of your twat! or would you?" Only to put fresh batteries in it . | |||
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"i have special agent anti squirting technology! I used to have that , it was called a crap boyfriend is there any other type? The new one has magic hands , he was only a one night stand butI decided to keep himis he paul daniels? His brother Jack good cos you wouldnt wabt him to pull a rabbit out of your twat! or would you? Only to put fresh batteries in it ." and thats magic! | |||
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"i have special agent anti squirting technology! I used to have that , it was called a crap boyfriend is there any other type? The new one has magic hands , he was only a one night stand butI decided to keep himis he paul daniels? His brother Jack good cos you wouldnt wabt him to pull a rabbit out of your twat! or would you? Only to put fresh batteries in it . and thats magic!" Thats duracell | |||
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"wire it to lamp post i think you need the extra juice!" Think there's enough juice there the bed ends up soaking | |||
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"anyway youre still hijacking my thread only post relevant to the original serious request please!!!!" Can anyone remember what that was? | |||
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"anyway youre still hijacking my thread only post relevant to the original serious request please!!!! Can anyone remember what that was?" Or where you put it , you getting to that age ? | |||
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"anyway youre still hijacking my thread only post relevant to the original serious request please!!!! Can anyone remember what that was? Or where you put it , you getting to that age ?" sabotage i say! | |||
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"anyway youre still hijacking my thread only post relevant to the original serious request please!!!! Can anyone remember what that was? Or where you put it , you getting to that age ? sabotage i say!" He looks the type to do such things | |||
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"anyway youre still hijacking my thread only post relevant to the original serious request please!!!! Can anyone remember what that was? Or where you put it , you getting to that age ? sabotage i say! He looks the type to do such things " very astute of you! you'l go far in life! | |||
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"anyway youre still hijacking my thread only post relevant to the original serious request please!!!! Can anyone remember what that was? Or where you put it , you getting to that age ? sabotage i say! He looks the type to do such things very astute of you! you'l go far in life!" I'm happy just to go down | |||
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"youre goung to get piles going up draughty staircases dressed like that!" piles of what ? | |||
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"youre goung to get piles going up draughty staircases dressed like that! piles of what ?" Cant be money I don't charge .......but I have had a fantasy about that , but thats another story | |||
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"nasty red things tthat hang out of your bum like bunches of grapes! i saw some on embarassing illnesses!" Not unusual to have my other half hanging out my bum , suppose if he got sunburnt | |||
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"or held his breath for an hour" Tried that but my hands kept slipping off his adams apple | |||
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"try a rope" Or some help | |||
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