FabSwingers.com forum: Farting in bed

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Come on admit it how many have farted in bed when sleeping with somebody x you know when you try not to n it just escapes, who just let's it go?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahahaaaa.......now wheres PP when ya need him....its his fave pastime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Farting in bed is foreplay isn't it?!

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By *hyguy 43Man
over a year ago

Swansea

"Farting in bed is foreplay isn't it?!"

lmfao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Farting in bed is foreplay isn't it?!"

Only if you shout "Burglars" and shove her head under the covers.

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Better than cumming

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By *aldybiMan
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Farting in bed is foreplay isn't it?!

Only if you shout "Burglars" and shove her head under the covers."

*snorts coffee all over keyboard*

again...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Farting in bed is foreplay isn't it?!

Only if you shout "Burglars" and shove her head under the covers."
Lmfao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A guy once farted whilst I was giving him a blowjob.

He was mortified. I laughed and told him it's a natural thing and sometimes you just can't help these things. Sex, at least good sex, is a bit messy and involves various strange noises. A sense of humour about such things is pretty essential to full enjoyment.

The bj fart happened 9 years ago now and he's still embarrassed about it. The daft thing is, if he didn't mention it, I'd have forgotten about it ages ago.

If the odd fart was the worst thing to happen during sex, I reckon I'd be doing well!

Having a man vomit in my cleavage was waaay worse, and I wasn't even shagging him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hahahaaaa.......now wheres PP when ya need him....its his fave pastime

you called

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hahahaaaa.......now wheres PP when ya need him....its his fave pastime

you called

Now heres a man who wins gold medals.in farting.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Lol, all the things you do during sex, all the noises you make ect, a little trump isnt really much on the scale of things. Farting competitions in bed is jay and ours favourite pass time, he had never farted in front of anyone until he met me, i soon showed him the error of his ways

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lol, all the things you do during sex, all the noises you make ect, a little trump isnt really much on the scale of things. Farting competitions in bed is jay and ours favourite pass time, he had never farted in front of anyone until he met me, i soon showed him the error of his ways

Note to self.....avoid their bedroom at all costs on a sunday morning.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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Lmfao just don't light a candle or things will go with a bang

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Dutch-ovened Jayne once..... she nearly threw up on me when I let her out, then proceeded to beat me near unconcious with a selection of her toys lol!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Dutch-ovened Jayne once..... she nearly threw up on me when I let her out, then proceeded to beat me near unconcious with a selection of her toys lol!

I beat jay, he loves it, sure its some warped kink, soon as hes farted he bursts into fits of laughter and knows what hes going to get

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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago

south coast

Its better out than in just be careful theres no follow thru

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