FabSwingers.com forum: 10.5 inch dildo

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

i am using a 10.5 inch dildo can take it no probs, once i get past the second door inside with plenty lube. have a 12.75 inch dildo and very very thick needing help taking it ant advice xxx sherry tv slut needing help as getting stretched xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck me you must have a cavern!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"i am using a 10.5 inch dildo can take it no probs, once i get past the second door inside with plenty lube. have a 12.75 inch dildo and very very thick needing help taking it ant advice xxx sherry tv slut needing help as getting stretched xxxx

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one word...OUCHEEFUCKINGOUCH!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

lol thanks for your kind words i did start on a very small dildo, now i have to use plenty lube

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"lol thanks for your kind words i did start on a very small dildo, now i have to use plenty lube

So what's your target?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im almost afraid to ask, but whats the 2nd door?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im almost afraid to ask, but whats the 2nd door?

Its the back door innit? Or the patio ones!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Im almost afraid to ask, but whats the 2nd door?

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I DONT WANT TO KNOW *femme typing covering eyes*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 29/07/12 00:32:25]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shit I am really squirming now and not in a good way! Anyone else?

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

wow

dont think I can manage anything above 6 inch up there, wont stretch much further

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

second door just what i call it can get in back door no probs but once in about 8 inch it like another door to enter wow then it feeeeeeeels great ready to cum xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"wow

dont think I can manage anything above 6 inch up there, wont stretch much further

Ohhh it will but you might scream and bled a little

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

plenty lube is the key for me i mean plenty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"second door just what i call it can get in back door no probs but once in about 8 inch it like another door to enter wow then it feeeeeeeels great ready to cum xx

Are you wanking while typing and anally stuffing your cornhole? If so pretty impressive multitasking.

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

"wow

dont think I can manage anything above 6 inch up there, wont stretch much further

Ohhh it will but you might scream and bled a little

I'll stick to my 6 inches thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 29/07/12 00:32:25 leaving a 'kin big hole... ole... ole...]"

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"plenty lube is the key for me i mean plenty

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isnt that a surgical procedure?..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"wow

dont think I can manage anything above 6 inch up there, wont stretch much further

Ohhh it will but you might scream and bled a little

I'll stick to my 6 inches thanks

Mine has puckered up to a pin hole in fright! Constipation here I come.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

try a big massive dildo cure constipation in mins lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"try a big massive dildo cure constipation in mins lol "

Does that mean.........when you pull it out..........you..........

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"try a big massive dildo cure constipation in mins lol

Does that mean.........when you pull it out..........you..........

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Stop talking shit Ron

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By *aldybiMan
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"second door just what i call it can get in back door no probs but once in about 8 inch it like another door to enter wow then it feeeeeeeels great ready to cum xx

I'm guessing your "second door" is the sphincter between colon and rectum.

That's ... ummm ... is impressive the right word?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

yes ron stop shitting ur self and try it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wanna know is this live wank posting!? Cum onnnnnnn tell us!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

this is the funniest thread for ages. the second door is what leads you to the inside where you feel like your in a cows belly

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

yes baldy when it opens wow its a great feeling and a massive load once i cum xxx

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"this is the funniest thread for ages. the second door is what leads you to the inside where you feel like your in a cows belly"
stop talking tripe!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

lollive wank posting ats a cracker lol xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"try a big massive dildo cure constipation in mins lol

Does that mean.........when you pull it out..........you..........

Stop talking shit Ron

Its about the only shit coming out of me this weekend after reading this. My sphincter has spasmed shut as tight as a Scotsman's manpurse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"second door just what i call it can get in back door no probs but once in about 8 inch it like another door to enter wow then it feeeeeeeels great ready to cum xx

10.5"....??

Second door's ya 'kin larynx...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"lollive wank posting ats a cracker lol xxx

Holy fuck what do you do with the crackers?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"lollive wank posting ats a cracker lol xxx

Holy fuck what do you do with the crackers?

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i wanna know where the cheese come from

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What the fuck

My eyes are watering just reading jesus christ

Live n let live errr woteva floats your boat and go for it I think

WHY OH WHY

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"this is the funniest thread for ages. the second door is what leads you to the inside where you feel like your in a cows bellystop talking tripe!!!

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honest. shove your fist up a guys arse thats what it feels like

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By *aldybiMan
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"lollive wank posting ats a cracker lol xxx

Holy fuck what do you do with the crackers?

Plays a game of soggy biscuit...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"lollive wank posting ats a cracker lol xxx

Holy fuck what do you do with the crackers?

Plays a game of soggy biscuit..."

Whats soggy.......Ohh I really don't want to know

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"this is the funniest thread for ages. the second door is what leads you to the inside where you feel like your in a cows bellystop talking tripe!!!

honest. shove your fist up a guys arse thats what it feels like"
ive just had a fucking manicure Diamonds!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"lollive wank posting ats a cracker lol xxx

Holy fuck what do you do with the crackers?

i wanna know where the cheese come from

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Eeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

its only 10.5 inch and 6 inch cicumfrence you would think it was massive or something omg x but i like the idea of a live wank fest lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"its only 10.5 inch and 6 inch cicumfrence you would think it was massive or something omg x but i like the idea of a live wank fest lol"
fuck off is ur dildo 6 " wide... Jesus u must have an arse like a wizards sleve!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"its only 10.5 inch and 6 inch cicumfrence you would think it was massive or something omg x but i like the idea of a live wank fest lol"

Can you go bigger then? I mean you are on a roll now surely you could go for a foot and a half?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"its only 10.5 inch and 6 inch cicumfrence you would think it was massive or something omg x but i like the idea of a live wank fest lol

Can you go bigger then? I mean you are on a roll now surely you could go for a foot and a half? "
with a shoe as well?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

arse is tight just need tons of lube cant take the 12.75 inch yet but working on it few months away yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"arse is tight just need tons of lube cant take the 12.75 inch yet but working on it few months away yet

Like how many buckets of lube if you don't mind me asking?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"arse is tight just need tons of lube cant take the 12.75 inch yet but working on it few months away yet

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will you do it live on cam for us

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

if i take the big black one you will hear me cum in london

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"arse is tight just need tons of lube cant take the 12.75 inch yet but working on it few months away yet

will you do it live on cam for us"

Whohhh now not US including me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"if i take the big black one you will hear me cum in london

Thats the table leg mate! And im not surprised they would hear you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"arse is tight just need tons of lube cant take the 12.75 inch yet but working on it few months away yet

will you do it live on cam for us"
Please for the love of god don't

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

lol check it out its on lovehoney dildos and its thicker than a wine bottle base

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" with a shoe as well?

tenna moment!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"arse is tight just need tons of lube cant take the 12.75 inch yet but working on it few months away yet

will you do it live on cam for usPlease for the love of god don't

If you dont have a blindfold use a pair of pants on your head to hide your eyes.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

" with a shoe as well?

tenna moment!

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never mind your tenna moment ive just locked me shoe cupboard, and im having palpitations

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sherry luv you need to stop now. Your arse is going to be wrecked in the morning and its not a good way to start a Sunday!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" with a shoe as well?

tenna moment!

never mind your tenna moment ive just locked me shoe cupboard, and im having palpitations

.... oh fekk yes, catch sight of a pair of shoes and I'd think some poor guy had fallen in to his death.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

" with a shoe as well?

tenna moment!

never mind your tenna moment ive just locked me shoe cupboard, and im having palpitations

.... oh fekk yes, catch sight of a pair of shoes and I'd think some poor guy had fallen in to his death.

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brings a whole new meaning to putting your foot in it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

never mind your feet girls ur hands will do both of them lol xx

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By *ohnny4playMan
over a year ago

Kinross

"arse is tight just need tons of lube cant take the 12.75 inch yet but working on it few months away yet

Like how many buckets of lube if you don't mind me asking?

You can get Vet lube in 5L containers and it is often antiseptic too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"never mind your feet girls ur hands will do both of them lol xx

* clasps Femme's hands tightly *

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

What i want to know is whose bringing the tow rope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What i want to know is whose bringing the tow rope"

..... I'm wearing it now.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"never mind your feet girls ur hands will do both of them lol xx

* clasps Femme's hands tightly *

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*clasps em back n backs off into the corner*

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"What i want to know is whose bringing the tow rope

..... I'm wearing it now.

Have you got a parachute as well you might need it if you have to come out in a rush

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

u wont need a tow rope i will cum quietly but you might need a bucket for all the cum xx

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By *exyminxy111Couple
over a year ago

coventry

"arse is tight just need tons of lube cant take the 12.75 inch yet but working on it few months away yet

Like how many buckets of lube if you don't mind me asking?

You can get Vet lube in 5L containers and it is often antiseptic too!"

With those quantities you could get sponsored.. K&Y?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"never mind your feet girls ur hands will do both of them lol xx

* clasps Femme's hands tightly *

*clasps em back n backs off into the corner*

"
I'm with you cus this is sum scary fucked up shit

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"never mind your feet girls ur hands will do both of them lol xx

* clasps Femme's hands tightly *

*clasps em back n backs off into the corner*

I'm with you cus this is sum scary fucked up shit

"
pardon the pun!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mocking tone of others aside - wow.. careful you don't end up with a prolapse!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

dont be scared live is for living try every thing twice at least and more if you like it bigggg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"never mind your feet girls ur hands will do both of them lol xx

* clasps Femme's hands tightly *

*clasps em back n backs off into the corner*

I'm with you cus this is sum scary fucked up shit

pardon the pun!

"
Rite woteva you say I'm not thinking straight anymore

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

cocklock thinkkkk biggggg and relax you will take it xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"cocklock thinkkkk biggggg and relax you will take it xx"

I think darling you need a good fisting from Raymond!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"cocklock thinkkkk biggggg and relax you will take it xx"
Nooooooooooo

No no no no and again nooooo!!!

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

I think I've mentioned on previous threads that I've fisted a guy, with his wife, and we were both up to our elbows...

I've seen some stuff, done it too... Won't be doing it again...

But get over the shock horror people! We've all seen those toys, someone is buying them!

Now we know it's Sherry

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

relax cocklock relaxxxxxxx and a good fisting sounds good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"relax cocklock relaxxxxxxx and a good fisting sounds good "

You need some gud old fashioned lube with a little spicy ginga mixed in and let Ramond ream you gud and hard!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

yes thanks tempting for your kind words, if you ever get back in to fisting call me you look great,

or if you just wanna use my toys and play with my 8 inch clitty xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"relax cocklock relaxxxxxxx and a good fisting sounds good "
So let him fist you put the dildo down n back away!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

nooooo dido in after fisting

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"relax cocklock relaxxxxxxx and a good fisting sounds good So let him fist you put the dildo down n back away!!

Think Sherry wants to show you honey. Don't worry, with such a feminine name and taste in skirts I'm sure she has dainty little fists that will slip right in.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

tempting i would rather play with you babe and my fists are massive shovels

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By *ohnny4playMan
over a year ago

Kinross

"mocking tone of others aside - wow.. careful you don't end up with a prolapse!

This seems serious sound advice, there must be limits and issues over time. Prolapse asside after repeated stretching would anal seepage not become an (hopefully)unwelcome side effect.

I know there is teena and similar product, but Euwww - no!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"relax cocklock relaxxxxxxx and a good fisting sounds good So let him fist you put the dildo down n back away!!

Think Sherry wants to show you honey. Don't worry, with such a feminine name and taste in skirts I'm sure she has dainty little fists that will slip right in.

"
I thought you was my friend

Can we all just stop going on about fisting,dildos and more importantly getting anywhere near my ass with them!!

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By *ohnny4playMan
over a year ago

Kinross

"nooooo dido in after fisting "

Dido? singing which song I wonder?

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"tempting i would rather play with you babe and my fists are massive shovels

Was being sarcastic honey, just playing with the innocent!

Unfortunately the only fisting I'm into is vaginal and I need a girl to help with that since all my playmates have big hands

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Awww cocky, but it's fun teasing you!

What else is there to do at this time of night?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

some serious advice i dont do it every day with dildos just now and again so hopefully i wont get any problems as for fisting thats getting out of hand lol everybody wants to fist me now ffs lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Awww cocky, but it's fun teasing you!

What else is there to do at this time of night?

"
Well sleepings not an option now so thanks for that lol

And masturbations getting boring and saw so ok guess your rite

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

This is a swingers site after all. We all take some kind of risks. As long as they are informed risks then step away from the condemnation.

But feel free to be shocked!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is a swingers site after all. We all take some kind of risks. As long as they are informed risks then step away from the condemnation.

But feel free to be shocked!

"
Ok thank god for that didnt mean to upset anybody so I'm sorry if I have

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

unshockable here babe

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Was not necessarily directed at you cocky, was a general 'I'm sure Sherry's a big girl and can worry about the state of her own anus/rectum' reminder.

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"unshockable here babe

Hey! That's my line!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

sooorrryyyy babe xx but would still love to play with you xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was not necessarily directed at you cocky, was a general 'I'm sure Sherry's a big girl and can worry about the state of her own anus/rectum' reminder."
Ahhh true it hurts thinking about it sorry

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

dont think about it try it you might like it will loan you my 5 litre lube bottle

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"sooorrryyyy babe xx but would still love to play with you xx

You're so very far away though.

Even cocky is closer...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

will bring you to my castle in my helicopter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"dont think about it try it you might like it will loan you my 5 litre lube bottle "
Sorry but your ok hun I'm really really ok not trying it and I know I won't like it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

no probs cocklock we have been teasing all night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"sooorrryyyy babe xx but would still love to play with you xx

You're so very far away though.

Even cocky is closer...

"
Yeaaaahhhh I win by default

Default rules lol

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"no probs cocklock we have been teasing all night "
Sherry it's ok

I like a good laugh and I have tonight so thankyou and if it's what you like then go for it Hun I'm happy if you are lol

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"sooorrryyyy babe xx but would still love to play with you xx

You're so very far away though.

Even cocky is closer...

Yeaaaahhhh I win by default

Default rules lol

So what did you win?

Oooh! Is it a ten inch dildo and a family sized lube?

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Keep up the good work

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Bet your corridor of doors are bloody draughty this morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could you ask a builder to do an extension for you or build a third door?

Personally, I think you're stretching it a bit.

What happens when you have stretched it too far and the action has gone out of the door?

Y'know, just flapping about cos the hinges are knackered.

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"second door just what i call it can get in back door no probs but once in about 8 inch it like another door to enter wow then it feeeeeeeels great ready to cum xx

I'm guessing your "second door" is the sphincter between colon and rectum.

That's ... ummm ... is impressive the right word?

So, thats where the saying "up to my nuts in guts" comes from!!!!

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"its only 10.5 inch and 6 inch cicumfrence you would think it was massive or something omg x but i like the idea of a live wank fest lolfuck off is ur dildo 6 " wide... Jesus u must have an arse like a wizards sleve!!!"

Circumference is not the same as "wide" g-man, thats diameter lol

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

It is still pretty girthy though...

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

I think I've mentioned on previous threads that I've fisted a guy, with his wife, and we were both up to our elbows...

I've seen some stuff, done it too... Won't be doing it again...

But get over the shock horror people! We've all seen those toys, someone is buying them!

Now we know it's Sherry

Both, as in at the same time?

FFS....... sometimes I really think I should bail on some threads!!!

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"It is still pretty girthy though..."

Erm, well its a while since I did this sort of maths, but I think its about 3.85 inches across? Now, admittedly I wouldnt want it near my ass (one way, exit only lol) but that doesnt sound too bad, going by some of the stuff you see in porn lol!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

well thats the subject on my 10.5 out the way what about my 12.75inch and black with suker for hands free, thicker than a wine bottle what you think asking for trouble xx

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"well thats the subject on my 10.5 out the way what about my 12.75inch and black with suker for hands free, thicker than a wine bottle what you think asking for trouble xx

You mean you haven't got the inflatable one?

Lightweight!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"second door just what i call it can get in back door no probs but once in about 8 inch it like another door to enter wow then it feeeeeeeels great ready to cum xx

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Probably entering your stomach....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

lol sorry no inflatable one but i cant take this one may have bit off more than i can take. cant get my hand round this one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"never mind your feet girls ur hands will do both of them lol xx

* clasps Femme's hands tightly *

*clasps em back n backs off into the corner*

I'm with you cus this is sum scary fucked up shit

pardon the pun!

Rite woteva you say I'm not thinking straight anymore

I think you migt be thinking very 'straight' right now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stop fucking about and go and pinch a road cone!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

whaaaa haaaaa i like that a road cone ffsi have a wine bottle up before lol the thin end before you ask

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

That's why you should try the.inflatable ones, you can work up to humongous but you insert reasonable!

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Mine has the sucker and vibrates too

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By *amschwingerzCouple
over a year ago

West

"Fuck me you must have a cavern!

Arse like a clowns pocket!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

i have a tight arse so i am told , and no i am not a tight arse lol

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Fuck me you must have a cavern!

Arse like a clowns pocket!"

Don't be mean now!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

thanks tempting you can be my body guard on here xx

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Hows the bottom today sherry

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

my bottoms good hope to feel it full later babe wanna help me xx

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"my bottoms good hope to feel it full later babe wanna help me xx

Thanks for the offer sherry, not sure i can make it tonight though

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

i am flabbergasted, truly flabbergasted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i must be slightly warped as i clicked the profile to see if there was photographic evidence

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