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By *ophieslut OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Central

You're woken in the night by movement between your legs. Snakes entered the house and found the warmth in your bed. How do you react, as you wake and wonder about those girthy movements?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fart and go to sleep.

Normal response after between legs action

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By *ophieslut OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Central


"Fart and go to sleep.

Normal response after between legs action"

Not bothered what the snakes in your bed are doing? I'm assuming you won't be swallowed whole by 1 of them but they may be poisonous etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely dead snakes

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Panic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fart and go to sleep.

Normal response after between legs action

Not bothered what the snakes in your bed are doing? I'm assuming you won't be swallowed whole by 1 of them but they may be poisonous etc"

I would be safe. The skid marks would confuse them, and they would get lost before they hot to me. And even if they did the smell would repel them!

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Not really selling myself here am I?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Fart and go to sleep.

Normal response after between legs action

Not bothered what the snakes in your bed are doing? I'm assuming you won't be swallowed whole by 1 of them but they may be poisonous etc

I would be safe. The skid marks would confuse them, and they would get lost before they hot to me. And even if they did the smell would repel them!

.

Not really selling myself here am I?

"

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Fart and go to sleep.

Normal response after between legs action

Not bothered what the snakes in your bed are doing? I'm assuming you won't be swallowed whole by 1 of them but they may be poisonous etc

I would be safe. The skid marks would confuse them, and they would get lost before they hot to me. And even if they did the smell would repel them!

.

Not really selling myself here am I?

"

Say that to the guys that email you at night you know the ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fart and go to sleep.

Normal response after between legs action

Not bothered what the snakes in your bed are doing? I'm assuming you won't be swallowed whole by 1 of them but they may be poisonous etc

I would be safe. The skid marks would confuse them, and they would get lost before they hot to me. And even if they did the smell would repel them!

.

Not really selling myself here am I?

Say that to the guys that email you at night you know the ones

"

They'd still come back for more

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Fart and go to sleep.

Normal response after between legs action

Not bothered what the snakes in your bed are doing? I'm assuming you won't be swallowed whole by 1 of them but they may be poisonous etc

I would be safe. The skid marks would confuse them, and they would get lost before they hot to me. And even if they did the smell would repel them!

.

Not really selling myself here am I?

Say that to the guys that email you at night you know the ones

They'd still come back for more"

Definitely xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would definitely shit myself if there was a snake in my bed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok I just looked up the UK most deadliest animal I literally laugh so hard my drink came out my nose. No offense.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Ok I just looked up the UK most deadliest animal I literally laugh so hard my drink came out my nose. No offense."

Was the answer middle aged men in football shirts after full time in FA Cup final day?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cows

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Would definitely shit myself if there was a snake in my bed."

You already have a snake in your bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok I just looked up the UK most deadliest animal I literally laugh so hard my drink came out my nose. No offense."

Them there cows can be a right handful when riled!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would definitely shit myself if there was a snake in my bed.

You already have a snake in your bed "

The OP was probably thinking about big ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would definitely shit myself if there was a snake in my bed.

You already have a snake in your bed "

We got Rattlers you never forget that sound when you run into one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would definitely shit myself if there was a snake in my bed.

You already have a snake in your bed

The OP was probably thinking about big ones"

LOL ouch

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Cows"

I definitely think pissed up football fans are WAY more dangerous than cows.

But yes, cows do trample people occasionally. It's great having flora and fauna that's not out to eat you (unless you take a wrong turn at Knowsley Safari Park)

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By *ophieslut OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I had this dream last night, it was snakes in the bed. Semi-awake, I was frozen for a short while, just in case.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I would be thinking where the fuck are my dogs.

They bark at a sparrow's fart.

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By *ophieslut OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Central

There would be murder of anyone who'd let them loose as a practical joke.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd grab the bastard and take a big bite out of him to establish dominance.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Use it like a fleahlight.

LvM

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By *ophieslut OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Central


"Use it like a fleahlight.

LvM"

Poisonous fangs could result in tissue decay, or worse.

With several snakes in the bed, 1 of the others could get you

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