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"Does she then turn and ask if you have a time machine that's transported you back to the 70s?" Big phat raspberry in your general direction madam. ![]() | |||
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"‘Madam; Might I entreat thee for a fuck?’ " Have you photoshoped your pecs? That's just intimidating. ![]() | |||
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"‘Madam; Might I entreat thee for a fuck?’ Have you photoshoped your pecs? That's just intimidating. ![]() No, they’re real - and I can bounce them in time to music (whilst simultaneously uttering dreadful chat up lines) ![]() | |||
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"‘Madam; Might I entreat thee for a fuck?’ Have you photoshoped your pecs? That's just intimidating. ![]() ![]() So, 'Right said Fred karaoke' whilst flexing left then right in time to the beat. Guaranteed success! ![]() | |||
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"My one attempt was I said to a woman who was eating an apple that she must have good bowel movement, she was not impressed, but she laughed Eventually." Unusual, but quirky can work. ![]() | |||
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"Got asked this last week in a message If covid doesn't take you out can I ![]() ![]() Mmmm, yeah. At least its a current affairs topic. But nah. ![]() | |||
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"Do you like whales?..... fancy a humpback at mine. ![]() Perhaps after enough tipples I'd try that one. ![]() | |||
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"‘Madam; Might I entreat thee for a fuck?’ Have you photoshoped your pecs? That's just intimidating. ![]() ![]() Video or didn't happen! | |||
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