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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Eleven years ago today I had sex for the first time in 14 years.

"I'm having pancakes" became code for me not being home for dinner.

Is it time for me to return?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your timing is probably a bit off

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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No! It's far too early for you to return home. Stay out for dinner, have those pancakes that you so richly deserve once *this* is all lifted.

Many establishments will be offering their delicious pancakes soon, they've been practising their tossing techniques forlornly and waiting for the chance to have someone sample a taste of their sweet, sticky goodness.

If there's anything lockdown has highlighted it's how much we all crave pancakes and how boring returning home is.

Stay out Lickety, until your pancake desires are sated.

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By *ickJMan
over a year ago

Hemel Hempstead


"Eleven years ago today I had sex for the first time in 14 years.

"I'm having pancakes" became code for me not being home for dinner.

Is it time for me to return?"

Are you "missing, presumed fed"?

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"No! It's far too early for you to return home. Stay out for dinner, have those pancakes that you so richly deserve once *this* is all lifted.

Many establishments will be offering their delicious pancakes soon, they've been practising their tossing techniques forlornly and waiting for the chance to have someone sample a taste of their sweet, sticky goodness.

If there's anything lockdown has highlighted it's how much we all crave pancakes and how boring returning home is.

Stay out Lickety, until your pancake desires are sated."

September 2019 feels like a decade ago.

I'm up for trying different flavours on my pancakes.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Eleven years ago today I had sex for the first time in 14 years.

"I'm having pancakes" became code for me not being home for dinner.

Is it time for me to return?

Are you "missing, presumed fed"?"

I need feeding.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God no, stay out and eat all the pancakes once it’s safe. I need pancakes so much x

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By * Plus ECouple
over a year ago

The South


"Eleven years ago today I had sex for the first time in 14 years.

"I'm having pancakes" became code for me not being home for dinner.

Is it time for me to return?

Are you "missing, presumed fed"?

I need feeding."

There's nothing like a good feast.

Sate those appetites I say.

E

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Time to make some batter...

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Time to make some batter..."

I'm sure that I could produce some kind of batter especially for you x

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