FabSwingers.com forum: Can I have your attention please!

By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

Everyone I've attempted to interact with today (not fab related) is either ignoring me or just being very short with me.

I would like you to shower me with all of the attention that I crave, please. That would be very nice of you. Many thanks in advance!

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

yes you can have all my attention but not me

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By *xydadbodMan
over a year ago

towcester

Shall I roll out the red carpet too?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

I don't think it's their fault that they are not tall.

It's very heightist of you.

If you can be anything at all Kietonel, be kind.

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"yes you can have all my attention but not me

That's fine, I just want attention.

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Shall I roll out the red carpet too? "

Thank you, but it's not necessary at all. A bowl full of just red M&Ms would be fine.

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I don't think it's their fault that they are not tall.

It's very heightist of you.

If you can be anything at all Kietonel, be kind. "

I'd rather be Batman

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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

Well there just rotters, hopefully you will find more joy here with the fab forum friendly bunch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My love cannon is close to point critical.

White shower of love cumming your way!

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By *xydadbodMan
over a year ago

towcester

"Shall I roll out the red carpet too?

Thank you, but it's not necessary at all. A bowl full of just red M&Ms would be fine. "

Deal.. dont mind me while I eat the rest lol

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

May I have your attention please?

Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?

Damn it earworm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did someone say something?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmm?

Sorry?

Oh its you. Hold on a bit, I am in the middle of something

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did someone say something?

Deviant minds think alike

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did someone say something?

Deviant minds think alike "

Testify!

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Well there just rotters, hopefully you will find more joy here with the fab forum friendly bunch

Thank you!

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"My love cannon is close to point critical.

White shower of love cumming your way!"
Oh go on then. Beggers can't be choosers. Be gentle though!

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Shall I roll out the red carpet too?

Thank you, but it's not necessary at all. A bowl full of just red M&Ms would be fine.

Deal.. dont mind me while I eat the rest lol"
I accept these terms.

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"May I have your attention please?

Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?

Damn it earworm

Don't go blaming me! You thought of it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So needy

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Did someone say something?

Deviant minds think alike

Testify!

Jokes on you! Still counts as attention

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can have one of my chocolate cupcakes I made today if that helps ?

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"May I have your attention please?

Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?

Damn it earworm

Don't go blaming me! You thought of it! "

I can and I shall

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Everyone I've attempted to interact with today (not fab related) is either ignoring me or just being very short with me.

I would like you to shower me with all of the attention that I crave, please. That would be very nice of you. Many thanks in advance!"

Mate ur not the only one today

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"So needy

I'm sorry!

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"You can have one of my chocolate cupcakes I made today if that helps ?"

Only one?

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"May I have your attention please?

Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?

Damn it earworm

Don't go blaming me! You thought of it!

I can and I shall

Shan't!

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Everyone I've attempted to interact with today (not fab related) is either ignoring me or just being very short with me.

I would like you to shower me with all of the attention that I crave, please. That would be very nice of you. Many thanks in advance!

Mate ur not the only one today

Don't be stealing any of my attentions away from me! They are mine. All mine!

I may loan some out for a fee.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can have one of my chocolate cupcakes I made today if that helps ?

Only one?

Oh go on then you can have two and I will even throw in a cuppa !

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jesus wept

I give you a song by Charlie Puth. Attention!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did someone say something?

Deviant minds think alike

Testify!

Jokes on you! Still counts as attention

Cunning

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By *tue555Man
over a year ago

Another Time

"Everyone I've attempted to interact with today (not fab related) is either ignoring me or just being very short with me.

I would like you to shower me with all of the attention that I crave, please. That would be very nice of you. Many thanks in advance!"

The easiest way of getting attention is to start a post about getting attention

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"You can have one of my chocolate cupcakes I made today if that helps ?

Only one?

Oh go on then you can have two and I will even throw in a cuppa !"
deal! Can't take it back now

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"No

Still attention

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"My love cannon is close to point critical.

White shower of love cumming your way!"

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Everyone I've attempted to interact with today (not fab related) is either ignoring me or just being very short with me.

I would like you to shower me with all of the attention that I crave, please. That would be very nice of you. Many thanks in advance!

The easiest way of getting attention is to start a post about getting attention

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only sometimes! Depending on the kind of attention you want, not always works out.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"My love cannon is close to point critical.

White shower of love cumming your way!"

Love cannon..that ticked me

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"My love cannon is close to point critical.

White shower of love cumming your way!

Love cannon..that ticked me

Not exactly what a guy wants to hear. His love cannon only tickled you? A love cannon should do more... "damage" than a tickle, surely?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm just kidding, you seem inoffensive, mate

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"My love cannon is close to point critical.

White shower of love cumming your way!

Love cannon..that ticked me

Not exactly what a guy wants to hear. His love cannon only tickled you? A love cannon should do more... "damage" than a tickle, surely? "

Right now even a tickle sounds good....working up to the real 'damage'!

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Awww

you can have some pancake if you like

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....

Meh I'm not in a giving mood today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Awww

you can have some pancake if you like

I'll take it if he doesn't!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ermmmm

Not today

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By *ickJMan
over a year ago

Hemel Hempstead

"Everyone I've attempted to interact with today (not fab related) is either ignoring me or just being very short with me.

I would like you to shower me with all of the attention that I crave, please. That would be very nice of you. Many thanks in advance!"

Sorry, I'm a bit busy right now. Maybe later.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Sorry...

Wait... I just checked. You haven't tried to interact with me

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

It's half-term and people can't take themselves off skiing. You've got to feel for them. No wonder they're a bit snappy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Soooooo demanding!

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

"Awww

you can have some pancake if you like

I'll take it if he doesn't!

Me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would you like a beer?

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