FabSwingers.com forum: Farting at dinner table?

By *ebjonnson OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon

Moving weight to one side and letting one rip while sat eating dinner, acceptable or not?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not.

Also discussing this at the dinner table is a no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope, I would be so annoyed. It's just gross. If you really need to, then remove yourself from the room. I don't like people farting around me in general no matter what I am doing.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I find farts hilarious.

Dinner table.... defo not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No no no

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By *on-snowedMan
over a year ago

harlow

"I find farts hilarious.

Dinner table.... defo not.

Same here, they are hilarious

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

In Wales it’s considered good manners and that you’re enjoying your food

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

"In Wales it’s considered good manners and that you’re enjoying your food "

Not in this Welsh household it’s not!!

In China they have jobs where you can be a professional fart smeller. Who knew!

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

What if it's not a smelly one. I think sit on floor eat my food

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I think the done thing is to look at the person sat to your left, with a slight raised eyebrow. It was during one such incident that Roger Moore was discovered

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

If you did that while I was sat near you you would be wearing your dinner.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"In Wales it’s considered good manners and that you’re enjoying your food

Not in this Welsh household it’s not!!

In China they have jobs where you can be a professional fart smeller. Who knew!"

I should hope not as well cause yours stink

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

"In Wales it’s considered good manners and that you’re enjoying your food

Not in this Welsh household it’s not!!

In China they have jobs where you can be a professional fart smeller. Who knew!

I should hope not as well cause yours stink

It’s the way I bake them

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By *ermite12ukMan
over a year ago

Solihull and Brentwood

If you have blind relative over for dinner that's brought their guide dog. Absolutely.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

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By *ebjonnson OP Man
over a year ago

Maldon

Thanks all. I don’t like it - she’ll have to go!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I find farts hilarious.

Dinner table.... defo not.

True.

In the bath however ......

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I find farts hilarious.

Dinner table.... defo not.

True.

In the bath however ......"

That's just fun!

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