FabSwingers.com forum: Mild Disappointments

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What are the mild disappointments that you can face in everyday life?

Toothpaste falling off the brush into the sink...

Off you go!

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville

Leaving the house to go to the shops and realising half way that you've forgotten your mask.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Dropping a sock or pillowcase and only spotting it after you've pressed play on the washing machine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking forward to scrambled eggs and toast for breakfast to find you've run out of butter

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Curdled milk in your morning coffee

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By *ettercallsaul118Man
over a year ago

Funtown

Run out of butter arghhh tell me who buteres right to the edges.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dropping a sock or pillowcase and only spotting it after you've pressed play on the washing machine "

This is one of mine too

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Students who won't turn on their mics in online lessons

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Setting the toaster a notch too high so your crumpets are a bit crisper than ideal.

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By *d4fun73Man
over a year ago

Shipley

In the great scheme of things probably mild but to me right now a major dissapointment. I had a phone call earlier about the job I really wanted told I didn't get it. I'm actually really pissed off right now

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

Sliced cheese

Fridge bulb going out

When toast is ever so slightly overdone

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Getting in the shower, picking up an empty bottle of fucking shower gel and having to get out dripping to fetch a fresh one

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

Looking at my inbox and not seeing any norks pictures

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The boys peeing on the toilet seat and me sitting on it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking out of the window in the morning only to realise it's raining...again.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"The boys peeing on the toilet seat and me sitting on it

My toilet has never been as clean as it is now. No willies, no slip n slide as you sit.

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By *xydadbodMan
over a year ago

Milton keynes

Forgetting which floor you parked your car so off you go hunting each floor

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

"The boys peeing on the toilet seat and me sitting on it

I'd say that's more than mildly disappointing bless you! Urghh, I know it x

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Realising you have lost an earring.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

When the order comes and the Châteauneuf-du-Pape has been substituted with a Gallo Summer Red.

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr. So annoying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The boys peeing on the toilet seat and me sitting on it

Look on the plus side. Mopping it up with your arse saves on toilet paper.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"The boys peeing on the toilet seat and me sitting on it

Look on the plus side. Mopping it up with your arse saves on toilet paper.

It sends a rage shiver of "i don't know how many more times I can take this before I break" down your spine

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By *ornyhappyCouple
over a year ago

perth

Using the last teabag & realising there aren't any more in the cupboard

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"In the great scheme of things probably mild but to me right now a major dissapointment. I had a phone call earlier about the job I really wanted told I didn't get it. I'm actually really pissed off right now

Definitely more than a mild disappointment

Sorry to hear that, but keep your head up! They might not have been the right fit for you anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The boys peeing on the toilet seat and me sitting on it

Look on the plus side. Mopping it up with your arse saves on toilet paper.

It sends a rage shiver of "i don't know how many more times I can take this before I break" down your spine "

Not exactly mild then.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Using the last teabag & realising there aren't any more in the cupboard

Happened to Mr KC on Friday. He was straight down to Sainsbury's at lunchtime

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The boys peeing on the toilet seat and me sitting on it

To be fair, sometimes it has a mind of its own even when you aim, but I always make sure to wipe it after

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By *d4fun73Man
over a year ago

Shipley

Definitely more than a mild disappointment

Sorry to hear that, but keep your head up! They might not have been the right fit for you anyway

Thanks dude

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By *edheadsruleCouple
over a year ago

lancashire

Reaching for your coffee to realise youve already drank it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Reaching for your coffee to realise youve already drank it

I do this all the time.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Reaching for your coffee to realise youve already drank it

I do this all the time.

Same, is it bad to smell the cup to see if the fumes do anything?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Taking your keys out of your pocket when you're in front of the door and dropping them on the floor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Reaching for your coffee to realise youve already drank it

I do this all the time.

Same, is it bad to smell the cup to see if the fumes do anything?

Not sure about bad, more like desperate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking forward to "the last" one of something, only to discover that the kids have already had it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Reaching for your coffee to realise youve already drank it

The struggle is real!

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Tuning in to Salvage Hunters and realising you've seen that episode before

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Going to the petrol station and finding the cap frozen shut so having to go home and sort it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Noooo!

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Going to drink your cup of tea and realising you only boiled the kettle, you didn't actually make a cuppa

Mrs kf x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Overcooking egg yolks.

(jk this is not mild, I have lost my shit over this before)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Students who won't turn on their mics in online lessons

If you dressed for lessons as your profile pic you would have their undivided attention Lol x

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

Alton Towers

Those that know.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Students who won't turn on their mics in online lessons

If you dressed for lessons as your profile pic you would have their undivided attention Lol x"

I think I'd also be arrested and banned from ever entering all the countries my students are in!! Currently wearing a green knitted dress

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Adult social care? Still waiting..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Controlling the need to pee ALL the way home to finally get to the front door (so near, yet so far) and peeing a little

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh! Oh! Oh!

When ring detects motion. And it was nothing.

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By *oxyVikingCouple
over a year ago

East Anglia

"Reaching for your coffee to realise youve already drank it

Or taking a massive swig of it only to realise it’s stone cold

Freya x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does anyone dare say Fab? No? Anyone?

No. Me neither. Of course not.

It’s a prefect website that in mo way males MySpace look/function modern.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Controlling the need to pee ALL the way home to finally get to the front door (so near, yet so far) and peeing a little

Just go in someone's flower bed when they're not looking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Controlling the need to pee ALL the way home to finally get to the front door (so near, yet so far) and peeing a little

Just go in someone's flower bed when they're not looking

I wish you men had any idea how hard it is to pee standing up for a woman. Unless its in your pants and then its quite easy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Students who won't turn on their mics in online lessons

If you dressed for lessons as your profile pic you would have their undivided attention Lol x

I think I'd also be arrested and banned from ever entering all the countries my students are in!! Currently wearing a green knitted dress

Yes - just joking as previously taught also x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Looking forward to scrambled eggs and toast for breakfast to find you've run out of butter

Or the cream is a week out of date

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Controlling the need to pee ALL the way home to finally get to the front door (so near, yet so far) and peeing a little

Just go in someone's flower bed when they're not looking

Easy for men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hugs xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Waking up really....

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Setting the toaster a notch too high so your crumpets are a bit crisper than ideal."

Love crispy crumpets with huge knob! ( of butter !)

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"When the order comes and the Châteauneuf-du-Pape has been substituted with a Gallo Summer Red.

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr. So annoying "

that’s a totally unrealistic switch if ever there was one!!

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By *hrough the looking gla55Couple
over a year ago

Epsom

It’s when I reach for a biscuit thinking I had one left and I’d already finished them

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

When you're typing on a keyboard and accidentally hit the "Insert" key and find out you're typing through what you typed before

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

When you're having a lie-in, then you hear the bin lorry and remember you've not put the bins out

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By *amantha TSWoman
over a year ago

Swindon

Being energy conscious and heating dinner on a low gas setting, the going back into the kitchen an hour after eating and realising the rings still on

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By *ickJMan
over a year ago

Hemel Hempstead

pouring milk on your cereal which is perfectly fine, but when you pour it into tea 30 minutes later has gone lumpy.

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

About to leave and thinking "did I lock the back door?". Going back and yep...I did.

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

Not getting downstairs quick enough in the morning and the dog peeing on the kitchen floor.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

EITHER forgetting a cuppa until after it's cold or forgetting to turn the kettle on until ten minutes later and a I realise...I'm getting on in years.

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By *not123Couple
over a year ago

sp1

Thinking you have turn cooker on. And hour later you realised you just turned one dial on but not the temperature one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Forgetting which floor you parked your car so off you go hunting each floor "

This ^^^^^^^ and I've done it many times like wtf. Tormenting myself

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

"When you're typing on a keyboard and accidentally hit the "Insert" key and find out you're typing through what you typed before

Utterly infuriating!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not getting downstairs quick enough in the morning and the dog peeing on the kitchen floor.

Train them to go in someone's flowerbed when they're not looking

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"EITHER forgetting a cuppa until after it's cold or forgetting to turn the kettle on until ten minutes later and a I realise...I'm getting on in years."

I've done it a few times where I've forgotten a cuppa, although it was only lukewarm

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Failing to synchronise my nut with the cum shot in a porn vid

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Failing to synchronise my nut with the cum shot in a porn vid

But is it more mild than the disappointment you feel for yourself during the cleanup?

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

"Not getting downstairs quick enough in the morning and the dog peeing on the kitchen floor.

Train them to go in someone's flowerbed when they're not looking

I think the key is to train them to open the back door to the garden themselves

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Failing to synchronise my nut with the cum shot in a porn vid

But is it more mild than the disappointment you feel for yourself during the cleanup?"

Kind of depends on how extensive a cleanup operation is required. If I've spunked on the soft furnishings that's a whole other world of self-loathing.

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By *edLionScotMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Getting all the stuff you need in B&Q and realising your wallet is at home and they don't take Google Pay!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone taking MY space in Asda car park... even though it really isn't mine SPOSE

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By *amantha TSWoman
over a year ago

Swindon

"Getting all the stuff you need in B&Q and realising your wallet is at home and they don't take Google Pay!

Queueing in B&Q, finally get to checkout and go to pay to be told they don't take cash on that till

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By *iveralandssklpMan
over a year ago

Turkey

Having your finger go through the toilet paper while wiping your arse

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Having your finger go through the toilet paper while wiping your arse

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

This is why I'm never cheap when it comes to toilet roll

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Biscuit dropping in your coffee coz you dunked for 0.000002 seconds too long

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Biscuit dropping in your coffee coz you dunked for 0.000002 seconds too long "

And then the forlorn walk to the cutlery draw to get a teaspoon to fish it out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Putting you hand in a crisp packet to find you've already ate the last crisp.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Putting you hand in a crisp packet to find you've already ate the last crisp.

Or when you tip the packet too far when trying to get the crumbs and they fall on your face

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

When you bake a cake then it falls apart when you take it out of the tin. So very disappointing. This happened to me yesterday.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When you bake a cake then it falls apart when you take it out of the tin. So very disappointing. This happened to me yesterday.

Mrs"

Sorry to hear that, could it have been saved?

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

"When you bake a cake then it falls apart when you take it out of the tin. So very disappointing. This happened to me yesterday.

Mrs

Sorry to hear that, could it have been saved?

Well it's in a tupperware all in pieces. It doesn't look very appetizing though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When you bake a cake then it falls apart when you take it out of the tin. So very disappointing. This happened to me yesterday.

Mrs

Sorry to hear that, could it have been saved?

Well it's in a tupperware all in pieces. It doesn't look very appetizing though

Oh dear, who says a cake needs to be whole anyway?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Going to the oven to turn put meat in and finding you forgot to turn it on.

Going to the fridge to get the meat out for dinner and finding it's still in the freezer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the rare event of clicking with someone on a dating app yay!

then finding out they didn’t read the bit of my profile thats says “doesn’t like/ want kids”

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

Waking up every morning.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Having your finger go through the toilet paper while wiping your arse

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

This is why I'm never cheap when it comes to toilet roll

Or when you finish up and realise that the current roll is gone and the new pack of toilets rolls in down stairs....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Going to the oven to turn put meat in and finding you forgot to turn it on.

Going to the fridge to get the meat out for dinner and finding it's still in the freezer.

Sounds like you need to get better at handling meat

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By *eoeclipseWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

"When you bake a cake then it falls apart when you take it out of the tin. So very disappointing. This happened to me yesterday.

Mrs

Sorry to hear that, could it have been saved?

Well it's in a tupperware all in pieces. It doesn't look very appetizing though

Line your tin with flour & remove when hot (used a knife to ease away from sides) if it rips Repair with frosting next time....what you've got now is a Eton mess lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"the rare event of clicking with someone on a dating app yay!

then finding out they didn’t read the bit of my profile thats says “doesn’t like/ want kids”

Oh they read it, they just thought they would be the one to change your mind

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Waking up every morning. "

Because you wanted a lie-in, right? Please say right

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By *iger4uWoman
over a year ago

In my happy place

Realising your tray of tonic water is in the boot of your car in the residents car park... And there's 3 inches deep of ice and snow to navigate to get it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"the rare event of clicking with someone on a dating app yay!

then finding out they didn’t read the bit of my profile thats says “doesn’t like/ want kids”

Oh they read it, they just thought they would be the one to change your mind

yep ive had that!

i think this one just hadnt really thought it through now its niggling him to be fair ... ah well on to the next

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By *not123Couple
over a year ago

sp1

"When you bake a cake then it falls apart when you take it out of the tin. So very disappointing. This happened to me yesterday.

Mrs

Sorry to hear that, could it have been saved?

Well it's in a tupperware all in pieces. It doesn't look very appetizing though

Line your tin with flour & remove when hot (used a knife to ease away from sides) if it rips Repair with frosting next time....what you've got now is a Eton mess lol

Made a pineapple upside cake once. Without thinking I topped in out of tin onto a cooling rack in stead of a plate and whatched the whole cake sink through the cooling rack leaving pineapple abs and cherries sat on rack lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Leaving the house to go to the shops and realising half way that you've forgotten your mask.

I feel your pain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ordering something off wish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Putting you hand in a crisp packet to find you've already ate the last crisp.

Or when you tip the packet too far when trying to get the crumbs and they fall on your face

I did that but a crumb got trapped on my contact lens. #alwayscloseeyes

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By *hrough the looking gla55Couple
over a year ago

Epsom

"When you bake a cake then it falls apart when you take it out of the tin. So very disappointing. This happened to me yesterday.

Mrs"

Ugh I hate this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ordering something off wish

im very selective about what i order but always pleasantly surprised

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Putting you hand in a crisp packet to find you've already ate the last crisp.

Or when you tip the packet too far when trying to get the crumbs and they fall on your face

I did that but a crumb got trapped on my contact lens. #alwayscloseeyes"

Ouch! Hope you were ok x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Putting you hand in a crisp packet to find you've already ate the last crisp.

Or when you tip the packet too far when trying to get the crumbs and they fall on your face

I did that but a crumb got trapped on my contact lens. #alwayscloseeyes

Ouch! Hope you were ok x"

It was surprisingly painful and I felt a complete idiot that it happened!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Putting you hand in a crisp packet to find you've already ate the last crisp.

Or when you tip the packet too far when trying to get the crumbs and they fall on your face

I did that but a crumb got trapped on my contact lens. #alwayscloseeyes

Ouch! Hope you were ok x

It was surprisingly painful and I felt a complete idiot that it happened!

I wouldn't be surprised at all! Something in the eye is annoying, let alone trapped under a contact lense

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

"When you bake a cake then it falls apart when you take it out of the tin. So very disappointing. This happened to me yesterday.

Mrs

Sorry to hear that, could it have been saved?

Well it's in a tupperware all in pieces. It doesn't look very appetizing though

Make cake pops with the really broken bits

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By *ecretlivesCouple
over a year ago

FABWatch HQ

When doing the washing up and the birds don't come down from the trees to help and whistle a happy tune.

No mealworms for them, ungrateful bastards.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Waking up every morning.

Because you wanted a lie-in, right? Please say right

I hope that's what he meant. He and I are due a message catch up, so I'll do that very soon x

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