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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Special prize for the silliest

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Special prize for the silliest

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She likes Egg Timers

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Eats with his feet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Special prize for the silliest

She likes Egg Timers "

Was once in a porn parody of Ghostbusters

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Travels to work on a space hopper

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Gets pegged by The Queen once a month

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Actually allergic to peaches...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Wears a fake beard and moustache

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By *assunach and CuimreachCouple
over a year ago

Wiltshire

Is an insomniac

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Is an insomniac "

Does iced bun impersonations by painting her nipples red and lying down in the window of Greggs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is an insomniac

Does iced bun impersonations by painting her nipples red and lying down in the window of Greggs."

Goes out disco dancing in lime green and orange leg warmers!

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Eats bananas with the skin on

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By *not123Couple
over a year ago

sp1


"Eats bananas with the skin on "
she wears leathers ride a chopper motorbike shot gun in hand searching for zombies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will only bath in green jelly while wearing flippers, goggles and a snorkel

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

Once saw Ronan Keating on a rollercoaster and completed life

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Was the one who left the soiled panties on Mr Mystique's car

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter


"Was the one who left the soiled panties on Mr Mystique's car "

You are supposed to make it up!!!!

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By *aughtyTwoCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

We are in xx

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands


"Was the one who left the soiled panties on Mr Mystique's car "

She messaged us that she dreamt about us last night

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Plays the triangle in a woodwind quartet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They covered me in marmite and devoured me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He doesn’t have a secret

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He doesn’t have a secret "

He needs new elastic in his trousers

Her x

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby


"He doesn’t have a secret

He needs new elastic in his trousers

Her x"

She had a dream with me

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

She once had a bath in custard

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By *00KissesCouple
over a year ago

Stourbridge


"He doesn’t have a secret

He needs new elastic in his trousers

Her x"

Is allergic to nuts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He doesn’t have a secret

He needs new elastic in his trousers

Her x

Is allergic to nuts "

Only gave out 87 kisses

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By *xydadbodMan
over a year ago

Milton keynes


"He doesn’t have a secret

He needs new elastic in his trousers

Her x

Is allergic to nuts

Only gave out 87 kisses"

The secret is out

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Had a toe nail collection.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doesn't actually dream. Just makes dreams come true x

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Collects bus tickets

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands


"Doesn't actually dream. Just makes dreams come true x"

Challenged the Hare at Peterborough greyhounds to a race. There was only going to be one winner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Addicted to knitting

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By *arker secrets 321Man
over a year ago

West Bromwich

Window licker

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands


"Window licker "

Has WBA tatooed on his butt.

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By *rgoodnbadMan
over a year ago

greenock

Does contract killings for the CIA

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By *erms and conditionsCouple
over a year ago

Alton

Collects antique rubber rings

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands


"Collects antique rubber rings"

Always reads the small print.

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby


"Collects antique rubber rings

Always reads the small print."

She had fun in Ikea car parking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has never licked an envelope

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By *erms and conditionsCouple
over a year ago

Alton

Major shareholder in a box making company

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"Major shareholder in a box making company"

They auditioned to be in a Monster of the Week episode of the X Files, but were deemed too far fetched

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands


"Major shareholder in a box making company

They auditioned to be in a Monster of the Week episode of the X Files, but were deemed too far fetched "

Steals kids footballs

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"Major shareholder in a box making company

They auditioned to be in a Monster of the Week episode of the X Files, but were deemed too far fetched

Steals kids footballs "

Where do you think the boobies came from? They're water balloons made from the tears of kids whose footballs I've nicked

As for you, you pay for a brown bin from the council, but have an Astroturf lawn and pretend to mow it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shops in Aldi but always uses Waitrose bags for life

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By *erms and conditionsCouple
over a year ago

Alton

Trained as an Olympic race starter

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Actually a A cup

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby


"Actually a A cup"

Stole neighbour socks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once licked a lollipop lady then ran away crying and shouting "why are you not strawberry flavoured!?"

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By *erms and conditionsCouple
over a year ago

Alton

Owns the world's largest collection of frisbees

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got kicked out of Disneyland for taking a mousetrap inside and chasing Mickey round with it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Is really The Stig from Top Gear

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By *orksbiguyMan
over a year ago

Bradford

works as a fluffer for the porn industry and in spare time trains seagulls to shit on cars

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby


"works as a fluffer for the porn industry and in spare time trains seagulls to shit on cars "

He watched the movie Nynphomaniac 365 times

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Makes candles out of ear wax

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By *orksbiguyMan
over a year ago

Bradford

is Boris Johnsons bit on the side

who he hires out for gangbangs

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By *erms and conditionsCouple
over a year ago

Alton

Created a world famous brand of instant mash

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Created a world famous brand of instant mash"

1st couple to walk on the moon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once tore off the label from every canned item in tesco leaving blank tins

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Runs about the house flapping his arms up and down shouting "I'm the Batman!"

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Does the Daz doorstep challenge

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By *imon_hydeMan
over a year ago

Stockport

Is a member of the women's institute and crochets her own Merkins.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has a collection of oompa loompa dolls and you don't want to know what happens with them and his willy wonka

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smears his body in honey and lies supine leaving the balcony doors open every third fortnight for his neighbours honey badger to come and visit.

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By *erms and conditionsCouple
over a year ago

Alton

Dresses as a honey badger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Smears his body in honey and lies supine leaving the balcony doors open every third fortnight for his neighbours honey badger to come and visit. "

She loves burning bay leaves

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By *orksbiguyMan
over a year ago

Bradford

goes naked jogging down central reservation on motorways

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby


"goes naked jogging down central reservation on motorways "

Stole Mr Bean mini

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By *orksbiguyMan
over a year ago

Bradford

invented the gloryhole

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"invented the gloryhole "

Got bounced from Dragon's Den after asking for £100,000 for their rival knock off version of the glory hole.

During the pitch, Bannantyne tried the hole, releasing his cock with the words, 'I'm ooot.'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got kicked off Top Gear for turning up with a few grams and a rolled up twenty

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Wears a look a like Donald Trump wig

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tried to ride an albino rhino thinking it was a unicorn

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

Is actually Victoria Coren-Mitchell in drag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once dressed as a unicorn but ended up looking like an albino rhino after the horn fell off

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By *empsey and hotpieceMan
over a year ago

North west


"Once dressed as a unicorn but ended up looking like an albino rhino after the horn fell off"

The tattoo on his chest is actually the lyrics to barbie girl by aqua

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

Clive Sinclair stole their plans for what became the Sinclair C5.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He can fart god save the queen, in tune too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Collects his bogies and makes miniature sculptures of the Royal family out of them. Next on his to-do list is Prince Andrew.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Makes balloon animals and takes them on walks round the park. A dog is the only animal she cannot make

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wears his shoes on the wrong feet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Came 2nd on an episode of blockbusters in the 90s

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a threesome with Ant and Dec

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once got kicked out of KFC for offering to do the finger lickin'

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

His milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard....

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By *dinMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

She stole my red boxers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Juggles jelly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Juggles jelly"

Has shares in a jelly company

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Was pranked by Jeremy on Beadles About

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 15/02/21 13:30:08]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Came last on Supermarket Sweep for taking it too literally and turning up with a broom

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By *eathersnlustCouple
over a year ago

stoke

6 toes & hairy feet !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once wanked to a picture of big bird from Sesame Street

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

IS Big Bird from Sesame Street

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"IS Big Bird from Sesame Street "

Likes marmite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He hates been nude

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dad! I found you!

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

[Removed by poster at 15/02/21 13:46:56]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ran away to a circus when he was young and developed an addiction to fluffy sugar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Owns a hot air balloon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turned up to a stables butt naked because he heard they were riding bareback that day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was robbed of all his vowels when making up his profile (except “I”)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Peterborough spaghetti eating champion 2011.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Peterborough spaghetti eating champion 2011."

Has 4 gonads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was a playboy model in a former life

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By *exysecretsCouple
over a year ago

Carlisle

Is an Eddie Stobbart spotter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hates shoes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hates shoes "
hates doing 69

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Hates shoes hates doing 69 "

Has a Vagina

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 15/02/21 14:04:47]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hates shoes hates doing 69

Has a Vagina "

Used to date Roger Federer

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Hates shoes hates doing 69

Has a Vagina

Used to date Roger Federer "

Also has a Vagina

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hates shoes hates doing 69

Has a Vagina

Used to date Roger Federer

Also has a Vagina "

Lol.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Hates shoes hates doing 69

Has a Vagina

Used to date Roger Federer

Also has a Vagina

Lol."

A huge one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ate all the pies

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By *erms and conditionsCouple
over a year ago

Alton

Trains bats to spy on neighbors

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ate all the pies "

Oops that was for hot pie lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Trains bats to spy on neighbors"

Never reads the t&c’s

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By *heHungStudentMan
over a year ago

Kettering


"Trains bats to spy on neighbors

Never reads the t&c’s "

Is still a virgin

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Trains bats to spy on neighbors

Never reads the t&c’s

Is still a virgin"

Can sing through his cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Trains bats to spy on neighbors

Never reads the t&c’s

Is still a virgin"

Lmao

I

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Trains bats to spy on neighbors

Never reads the t&c’s

Is still a virgin

Can sing through his cock "

Can sing through anyone’s cock

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Trains bats to spy on neighbors

Never reads the t&c’s

Is still a virgin

Can sing through his cock

Can sing through anyone’s cock "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has a crippling fear of flirting, blueberries and hills

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has been using the same teabag since the first lockdown

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has a crippling fear of flirting, blueberries and hills "

That was for Flirt69 but I'm still letting it stand for Miss Yasmeen haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has intense lumberjack fantasies

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire


"Has intense lumberjack fantasies"

his favourite colour is black

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By *erms and conditionsCouple
over a year ago

Alton

Is fluent in semaphore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 15/02/21 14:32:22]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Collects his bogies and makes miniature sculptures of the Royal family out of them. Next on his to-do list is Prince Andrew."

And that to do list would have you at the top

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has a crippling fear of flirting, blueberries and hills

That was for Flirt69 but I'm still letting it stand for Miss Yasmeen haha"

Hahahah ohhh how did you know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Collects his bogies and makes miniature sculptures of the Royal family out of them. Next on his to-do list is Prince Andrew.

And that to do list would have you at the top "

Is a master of mystery and illusion (shadow)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

World champion Jelly cube snorter.80 cubes in 60 seconds through a straw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was a giant in her past life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has only got two elbows

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She’s a smartie polisher

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Splits custard creams, scrapes off the filling and eats the plain biscuit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put him in the filling

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By *lossyLegsGlassesCouple
over a year ago

stafford

Rolls gherkins in custard powder and sucks them for hours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sends hate mail to Mary berry x

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By *otPrinceHarryMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Splits custard creams, scrapes off the filling and eats the plain biscuit"

His beard is insured for £1,000,000

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He really is Prince Harry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has never got a t shirt successfully over her boobs

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By *lossyLegsGlassesCouple
over a year ago

stafford

Has a Phil Collins tattoo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Went to standford uni

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By *ickJMan
over a year ago

Hemel Hempstead

Doesn't like wearing a jacket.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Falls down if he's not holding onto something

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

He sells sea shells by the sea shore

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over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 15/02/21 15:45:53]

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over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 15/02/21 15:46:28]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eats pizza with a spoon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eats soup with a fork

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By *lossyLegsGlassesCouple
over a year ago

stafford

Feels naked without doing up his top button

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By *lossyLegsGlassesCouple
over a year ago

stafford


"Eats soup with a fork"

Invented the spork

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't see over her shoulder

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By *erms and conditionsCouple
over a year ago

Alton

Is able to standing jump over a bucket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has a clown fetish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All of her pants slip down as her legs are too glossy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All of her pants slip down as her legs are too glossy"

Too slow again haha

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By *lossyLegsGlassesCouple
over a year ago

stafford


"All of her pants slip down as her legs are too glossy

Too slow again haha"

Types very slowly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Likes to fart on cameras

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Likes to fart on cameras "

Is a photographer of tea bags

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Won an Olympic Silver medal for belching

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By *orksbiguyMan
over a year ago

Bradford


"Likes to fart on cameras

Is a photographer of tea bags "

buys underwear wears it for a week then returns it

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By *lossyLegsGlassesCouple
over a year ago

stafford


"Won an Olympic Silver medal for belching"

Greases his saddle before cycling

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By *lossyLegsGlassesCouple
over a year ago

stafford


"Likes to fart on cameras

Is a photographer of tea bags

buys underwear wears it for a week then returns it "

Doesn't believe in sleeves

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By *ickJMan
over a year ago

Hemel Hempstead

Can throw a kettle over a pub!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 15/02/21 15:55:00]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has three buttocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has difficulties with numbers

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By *ypsy Daisy LeeTV/TS
over a year ago

Warwick

Believes in santa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Likes to lick ice off lamp posts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has never owned a sofa

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By *awandBareWoman
over a year ago

Oxford

Likes to be called Doris and wear nappies on a Tuesday afternoon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of her legs is both the same

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Likes to be called Doris and wear nappies on a Tuesday afternoon "

Knows me too well

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