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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I will be completely going off the fuc*ing rails today.

Just kidding. Maybe.

But what excuse do you have for your behaviour this Monday?

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

My excuse is that there will be no Joe Wicks this morning as it’s half term I think I might seize up!

D.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

My excuse is that there will be no Joe Wicks this morning as it’s half term I think I might seize up!

D."

Yes but you have your Jo. She will whip your butt. Or maybe not. No, not after this cake.

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

I'm likely to lose my job today as I'm fed up of being a dead mushroom (kept in the dark and not fed anything) so I'm going to have a very heated conversation with my boss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My behaviour doesn’t really change much there really only one thing that can make me fly off the handle

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm likely to lose my job today as I'm fed up of being a dead mushroom (kept in the dark and not fed anything) so I'm going to have a very heated conversation with my boss"

Deep breaths. Channel your anger and good luck x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My behaviour doesn’t really change much there really only one thing that can make me fly off the handle "

I meant jokingly. I'm not planning to actually derail x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm likely to lose my job today as I'm fed up of being a dead mushroom (kept in the dark and not fed anything) so I'm going to have a very heated conversation with my boss"

This is not the time for heroics Mr J.

Wait until the world is healed?

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

It’s half term not just for the kids but me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My behaviour doesn’t really change much there really only one thing that can make me fly off the handle

I meant jokingly. I'm not planning to actually derail x"

Lol ha ha that’s good as definitely not good to x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It’s half term not just for the kids but me too "

I know. I need just to switch off today. And tomorrow will crack mothers whip.

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By *rishman75Man
over a year ago

Chessington/epsom

I have the kids for half term and I brought them a karaoke machine and I just want a peaceful day x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It’s half term not just for the kids but me too "

A mackem?

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I'm horny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had a birthday 4 days of treats, nice food, zoom calls, flowers and gifts, and now it's all over

So I'm like a toddler in a strop this morning

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have the kids for half term and I brought them a karaoke machine and I just want a peaceful day x "

After you bought them karaoke machine you want a peaceful day? Good luck!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have the kids for half term and I brought them a karaoke machine and I just want a peaceful day x "

Going well?

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru


"It’s half term not just for the kids but me too

A mackem?"

Yep!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm horny "

Something beeped. Was that your morning glory ringing my doorbell?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I will be completely going off the fuc*ing rails today.

Just kidding. Maybe.

But what excuse do you have for your behaviour this Monday?

"

I'm really struggling with the concept of needing an excuse for my bad behaviour.

Happy Monday OP. X

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've had a birthday 4 days of treats, nice food, zoom calls, flowers and gifts, and now it's all over

So I'm like a toddler in a strop this morning "

Stomp and shout;-)

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"

My excuse is that there will be no Joe Wicks this morning as it’s half term I think I might seize up!

D.

Yes but you have your Jo. She will whip your butt. Or maybe not. No, not after this cake. "

D.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I will be completely going off the fuc*ing rails today.

Just kidding. Maybe.

But what excuse do you have for your behaviour this Monday?

I'm really struggling with the concept of needing an excuse for my bad behaviour.

Happy Monday OP. X"

Oooh that another level of Badass.

You too Outsider x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm likely to lose my job today as I'm fed up of being a dead mushroom (kept in the dark and not fed anything) so I'm going to have a very heated conversation with my boss

This is not the time for heroics Mr J.

Wait until the world is healed?"

I second this. Better a shit job than no job at the moment.

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering


"I'm likely to lose my job today as I'm fed up of being a dead mushroom (kept in the dark and not fed anything) so I'm going to have a very heated conversation with my boss

This is not the time for heroics Mr J.

Wait until the world is healed?"

I'm 66 and can retire so I tend not to bite my tongue any more. What I shall be saying to my boss is nothing new but he just ignored it. So needs to be said more firmly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm likely to lose my job today as I'm fed up of being a dead mushroom (kept in the dark and not fed anything) so I'm going to have a very heated conversation with my boss

This is not the time for heroics Mr J.

Wait until the world is healed?

I'm 66 and can retire so I tend not to bite my tongue any more. What I shall be saying to my boss is nothing new but he just ignored it. So needs to be said more firmly"

Fairy snuff. I’m not a fan of burning bridges just to make a point though. X

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By *rishman75Man
over a year ago

Chessington/epsom


"I have the kids for half term and I brought them a karaoke machine and I just want a peaceful day x

Going well?"

I took it off them.lastnight and started singing 80s songs are they started bitching about old peoples music and it wasn't as good as lady gaga

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm likely to lose my job today as I'm fed up of being a dead mushroom (kept in the dark and not fed anything) so I'm going to have a very heated conversation with my boss

This is not the time for heroics Mr J.

Wait until the world is healed?

I'm 66 and can retire so I tend not to bite my tongue any more. What I shall be saying to my boss is nothing new but he just ignored it. So needs to be said more firmly"

If you can retire is it worth leaving in a bad atmosphere? You could pen a letter after or do it at the exit interview;) is there one when you retire?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have the kids for half term and I brought them a karaoke machine and I just want a peaceful day x

Going well?

I took it off them.lastnight and started singing 80s songs are they started bitching about old peoples music and it wasn't as good as lady gaga "

Oh the joy. I regularly torture mine with my music.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I'll just be me .

That's fucked up enough as it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I will be completely going off the fuc*ing rails today.

Just kidding. Maybe.

But what excuse do you have for your behaviour this Monday?

"

Other people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I’ve been saying up and have 3 days worth which is sending me crazy x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had my son this weekend so a lack of sleep and copious amounts of coffee will be my excuses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I will be completely going off the fuc*ing rails today.

Just kidding. Maybe.

But what excuse do you have for your behaviour this Monday?

Other people "

Hahaa this is the most valid excuse! You can get away with this every day

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering


"I'm likely to lose my job today as I'm fed up of being a dead mushroom (kept in the dark and not fed anything) so I'm going to have a very heated conversation with my boss

This is not the time for heroics Mr J.

Wait until the world is healed?

I'm 66 and can retire so I tend not to bite my tongue any more. What I shall be saying to my boss is nothing new but he just ignored it. So needs to be said more firmly

If you can retire is it worth leaving in a bad atmosphere? You could pen a letter after or do it at the exit interview;) is there one when you retire?!"

This is more of taking one for the team I'm team leader and things need saying for my team's well-being and safety also so we can do our jobs correctly

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


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This is more of taking one for the team I'm team leader and things need saying for my team's well-being and safety also so we can do our jobs correctly"

I see. Needs must. Hope it moves the first stone to desired changes.

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By *oxychicWoman
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

its my last day off being off sick , back to work tomorrow, bit worried ,after a life changing thing happening! lots of thoughts whirling round my head xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"its my last day off being off sick , back to work tomorrow, bit worried ,after a life changing thing happening! lots of thoughts whirling round my head xx "

Take it slow, deep breaths and prepare as much as you can. If at any point you it's getting too much sneak off for 5 minutes to yourself.

Hope it goes alright xx

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By *xydadbodMan
over a year ago

Milton keynes

Half term for me so hiding in my man cave this morning lol

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By *oxychicWoman
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire


"its my last day off being off sick , back to work tomorrow, bit worried ,after a life changing thing happening! lots of thoughts whirling round my head xx

Take it slow, deep breaths and prepare as much as you can. If at any point you it's getting too much sneak off for 5 minutes to yourself.

Hope it goes alright xx"

thank you , I will take that advice x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning lovely, morning Fabbers.

I’m hanging slightly off the rails on a permanent basis at the moment , I’m getting pretty good at the balancing act.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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My excuse is that there will be no Joe Wicks this morning as it’s half term I think I might seize up!

D."

Get on Prime or YouTube, there’s loads of exercise on there

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"

My excuse is that there will be no Joe Wicks this morning as it’s half term I think I might seize up!

D.

Get on Prime or YouTube, there’s loads of exercise on there "

but I need an excuse for my behaviour!

Your new pic won’t help either!!

D.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just have a problem with authority, so if you dont tell me to be good, we're good!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just have a problem with authority, so if you dont tell me to be good, we're good! "

But what if I tell you to be good, knowing you'll be the opposite and secretly I want you to be bad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just have a problem with authority, so if you dont tell me to be good, we're good! "

What about if we tell you to be bad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

My excuse is that there will be no Joe Wicks this morning as it’s half term I think I might seize up!

D.

Get on Prime or YouTube, there’s loads of exercise on there

but I need an excuse for my behaviour!

Your new pic won’t help either!!

D."

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By *blasiansCouple
over a year ago

Wakefield


"I'm likely to lose my job today as I'm fed up of being a dead mushroom (kept in the dark and not fed anything) so I'm going to have a very heated conversation with my boss

This is not the time for heroics Mr J.

Wait until the world is healed?"

Wise words

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By *oxyVikingCouple
over a year ago

East Anglia


"I will be completely going off the fuc*ing rails today.

Just kidding. Maybe.

But what excuse do you have for your behaviour this Monday?

Other people "

This made me laugh, so true though Freya x

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By *irewolffMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Have both kids back as per court access, 6mnth old puppy. Feeling marginally better after my liver didnt respond very well to 1 of my chemo meds. I have been miserable for weeks & weeks, hospitalised etc.

The sun is out & I am going to chill, maybe walk the dog if I feel up to it.

Not sure a drink is best right now with my liver having a fit....IV instead??!!!!

MsD

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I just have a problem with authority, so if you dont tell me to be good, we're good! "

I advise opposite then..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll just be me .

That's fucked up enough as it is "

Beautiful minds are often a beautiful mess too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"its my last day off being off sick , back to work tomorrow, bit worried ,after a life changing thing happening! lots of thoughts whirling round my head xx "

Oh that sounds tough. I hope tomorrow goes well x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I will be completely going off the fuc*ing rails today.

Just kidding. Maybe.

But what excuse do you have for your behaviour this Monday?

Other people "

Haha.. own it !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have both kids back as per court access, 6mnth old puppy. Feeling marginally better after my liver didnt respond very well to 1 of my chemo meds. I have been miserable for weeks & weeks, hospitalised etc.

The sun is out & I am going to chill, maybe walk the dog if I feel up to it.

Not sure a drink is best right now with my liver having a fit....IV instead??!!!!

MsD"

That's a lot of love to be surrounded with ! Children and a puppy hope this gets you through your treatment so you can give that liver a kick at the end for celebration purposes x

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I'll just be me .

That's fucked up enough as it is

Beautiful minds are often a beautiful mess too"

Oh god yes sooo true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lack of sleep and utter confusion

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lack of sleep and utter confusion "

I feel you..

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By *d4fun73Man
over a year ago

Shipley

I didn’t get the job I wanted

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I didn’t get the job I wanted "

Ahhhh.

I hope you are OK?

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By *d4fun73Man
over a year ago

Shipley


"I didn’t get the job I wanted

Ahhhh.

I hope you are OK?"

I'll get over it just feeling really miserable right now

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By *d4fun73Man
over a year ago

Shipley


"I didn’t get the job I wanted

Ahhhh.

I hope you are OK?

I'll get over it just feeling really miserable right now "

Thank you for asking though xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I didn’t get the job I wanted

Ahhhh.

I hope you are OK?

I'll get over it just feeling really miserable right now

Thank you for asking though xx"

No worries. Obviously you won't be feeling OK today, I meant more long term and I'm glad you take your time to grieve what you didn't get and hoping to move on from that. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hope you're alright Adey.

A saying I always live by is "whatever's for you won't pass you by".

It'll hurt now but there'll be something better round the corner and everything comes good in the end. Chin up mate

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

I'm a redhead....not excuses needed or given

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London


"I will be completely going off the fuc*ing rails today.

Just kidding. Maybe.

But what excuse do you have for your behaviour this Monday?

"

I’ve got a day of so fuck it fuck everything lol I’m doing nothing

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By *osco78Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

Working away today ,looking forward to 3 days off with mini me tomorrow though , as.much as i need other things , there's no better sound than than my dude laughing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was enchanted yesterday and am still under the spell. Apologies to my employer.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was enchanted yesterday and am still under the spell. Apologies to my employer. "

You need to listen to Aretha today. I put a spell on you..!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I will be completely going off the fuc*ing rails today.

Just kidding. Maybe.

But what excuse do you have for your behaviour this Monday?

I’ve got a day of so fuck it fuck everything lol I’m doing nothing "

Sweet nothing enjoy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Working away today ,looking forward to 3 days off with mini me tomorrow though , as.much as i need other things , there's no better sound than than my dude laughing."

I know! Tickles your soul

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm a redhead....not excuses needed or given "

Bugger. I need to dye my hair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aretha is actually my favourite ever singer

RESPECT !

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By *ondon-guy68Man
over a year ago

London

I’m an so I’ll just watch the debauchery from the sidelines...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m an so I’ll just watch the debauchery from the sidelines..."

I missed the sight of your wings but I'm sure I saw the devil's tail.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Aretha is actually my favourite ever singer

RESPECT !"

Im on fire eh?

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