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"I'm still in the hot tub Cindi . Im waiting to be killed still apparently by two ladies .
I got an Egg Timer awww thanks "That's not an egg timer 
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"I'm still in the hot tub Cindi . Im waiting to be killed still apparently by two ladies .
I got an Egg Timer awww thanks
That's not an egg timer
It goes in "the other end" "That's such a Cindi answer  | |||
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"Can I get in please  "I'll move up gladly | |||
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"Can I get in please
I'll move up gladly "I’m not sitting on the egg timer | |||
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"Can I get in please "But of course. The DJ is taking requests and I'll be joining Red and Maddie on the dance floor. All are welcome "Waiter! Drinks please" | |||
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"Can I get in please
I'll move up gladly
I’m not sitting on the egg timer "Its tucked away safe somewhere you cant sit on it   | |||
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"Can I get in please
I'll move up gladly
I’m not sitting on the egg timer
Its tucked away safe somewhere you cant sit on it "I want to know where it is | |||
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"Can I get in please
But of course.
The DJ is taking requests and I'll be joining Red and Maddie on the dance floor.
All are welcome
"Waiter! Drinks please""Whose being waiter  | |||
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"Can I get in please
I'll move up gladly
I’m not sitting on the egg timer
Its tucked away safe somewhere you cant sit on it "*Grumpy doesn't realise it's remote controlled by Cindi who sets it to start vibrating* | |||
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"Can I get in please
I'll move up gladly
I’m not sitting on the egg timer
Its tucked away safe somewhere you cant sit on it
I want to know where it is "Ask Cindi !! She put it there | |||
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"Can I get in please
I'll move up gladly
I’m not sitting on the egg timer
Its tucked away safe somewhere you cant sit on it
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"room for one more? "There is plenty room. Just make sure ya kit is off
I'll go make all of us some drinks x | |||
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"Can I get in please
I'll move up gladly
I’m not sitting on the egg timer
Its tucked away safe somewhere you cant sit on it
I want to know where it is
Ask Cindi !! She put it there "Is it hard boiled yet | |||
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"Can I get in please
I'll move up gladly
I’m not sitting on the egg timer
Its tucked away safe somewhere you cant sit on it
I want to know where it is
Ask Cindi !! She put it there
Is it hard boiled yet "Yep. The Eggs Ova-done | |||
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"Aw, I'm glad Wonko's not dead, Cindi. Even if he is a bit of a fuckka! I'm gonna slip in beside Grumpy & Doris for a bit. Then I'll be up on the dance floor with you. Yee ha!! Xx" It just gets better | |||
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*Red sashays over wearing her new edible bikini and offers everyone a nibble. | |||
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"And i just got all tarted up as the party continued "Welcome to the party
The men can get a bit wild here, they may need restraining | |||
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"Can I get in please
I'll move up gladly
I’m not sitting on the egg timer
Its tucked away safe somewhere you cant sit on it
I want to know where it is
Ask Cindi !! She put it there
Is it hard boiled yet
Yep. The Eggs Ova-done "That explains grumpy's thrashing movements.
I thought he was having a fit. | |||
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"And i just got all tarted up as the party continued "Don't worry, you can keep yours on - you look fabulous! X | |||
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"*dumps a bucket of cold custard over red then runs and hides *" He's alive!!!!! | |||
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"*dumps a bucket of cold custard over red then runs and hides *" WOnkoooooooo!!! I HATE custard
I'm sorry guys, but I'm washing it off in the tub - before I vomit  | |||
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"*dumps a bucket of cold custard over red then runs and hides * He's alive!!!!!" And very naughty | |||
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"And i just got all tarted up as the party continued
Welcome to the party
The men can get a bit wild here, they may need restraining "Not gone unnoticed about the guys | |||
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"And i just got all tarted up as the party continued
Don't worry, you can keep yours on - you look fabulous! X"Phew thank goodness thought all the effort would of gone to waste and don't want my mascara ruined lol | |||
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"Men! Where are you? Your services are required "Did we scare them off? Again?? Looks like we're DIY-ing girls..... | |||
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"Men! Where are you? Your services are required "Here but I’m not getting in that hot tub with custard floaters. Eweww. | |||
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"Men! Where are you? Your services are required
Did we scare them off? Again??
Looks like we're DIY-ing girls....."I don't think they can keep up with our appetites | |||
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"*dumps a bucket of cold custard over red then runs and hides * He's alive!!!!! And very naughty " I am not | |||
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"*dumps a bucket of cold custard over red then runs and hides * He's alive!!!!! And very naughty " If I was I would get spanked a lot more often than I do | |||
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"Men! Where are you? Your services are required
Here but I’m not getting in that hot tub with custard floaters. Eweww. "Jimbo! How lovely to see you. I'm sorry that you can't nibble on my edible bikini (thanks Wonko!) In fact, I'm rather sticky..... | |||
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"*dumps a bucket of cold custard over red then runs and hides * He's alive!!!!! And very naughty If I was I would get spanked a lot more often than I do " Bend over bitch, it's punishment time | |||
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"*dumps a bucket of cold custard over red then runs and hides * He's alive!!!!! And very naughty If I was I would get spanked a lot more often than I do Bend over bitch, it's punishment time "You will have to catch me first | |||
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"*dumps a bucket of cold custard over red then runs and hides * He's alive!!!!! And very naughty If I was I would get spanked a lot more often than I do " I'm gonna push your head in the custard floaty tub & spank you VERY hard. Naughty Wonko! | |||
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"*dumps a bucket of cold custard over red then runs and hides * He's alive!!!!! And very naughty If I was I would get spanked a lot more often than I do I'm gonna push your head in the custard floaty tub & spank you VERY hard. Naughty Wonko! "promises promises | |||
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"I left for 40 minutes and came back to hard boiled arse eggs and custard floaters. what a time to be alive." That's just for starters. Its cucumber and carrot time now | |||
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"I left for 40 minutes and came back to hard boiled arse eggs and custard floaters. what a time to be alive." Welcome to Cindi's world | |||
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"Men! Where are you? Your services are required "I'm back now sorry . I had to retrieve an Egg Timer from myself | |||
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"*dumps a bucket of cold custard over red then runs and hides * He's alive!!!!! And very naughty If I was I would get spanked a lot more often than I do I'm gonna push your head in the custard floaty tub & spank you VERY hard. Naughty Wonko! promises promises "Dammit! Tis no punishment, is it?! *Red steals Wonko's knicker collection. That'll learn him | |||
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"Sounds like the hot tube is one giant weird soup,glad I kept my clothes on now "It's ok. MilesSmiles will clean it up for us while we shower & get flammed up for the dancing WooHoo! | |||
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"Men! Where are you? Your services are required
I'm back now sorry . I had to retrieve an Egg Timer from myself "I've also had a similar accident when I got too excited and my ass ate my butt plug 
But I remedied the situation after sitting on the loo for a few minutes | |||
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"Men! Where are you? Your services are required
I'm back now sorry . I had to retrieve an Egg Timer from myself "In the nick of time, too. You do not want to know what happens when it runs out...... | |||
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"Men! Where are you? Your services are required
I'm back now sorry . I had to retrieve an Egg Timer from myself "I wondered why you were turning really slowly when you were sat down | |||
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"Men! Where are you? Your services are required
I'm back now sorry . I had to retrieve an Egg Timer from myself
I've also had a similar accident when I got too excited and my ass ate my butt plug
But I remedied the situation after sitting on the loo for a few minutes "Your arse are it ?? Now I'm nervous  | |||
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"Men! Where are you? Your services are required
I'm back now sorry . I had to retrieve an Egg Timer from myself
I wondered why you were turning really slowly when you were sat down " | |||
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"Men! Where are you? Your services are required
I'm back now sorry . I had to retrieve an Egg Timer from myself
In the nick of time, too. You do not want to know what happens when it runs out...... "I'm sure Cindi does | |||
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"Not sure what's happening here. Erm..... We have our weapon systems on alert to protect us from the enemy hot tub parties. Igor is in the watchtower keeping lookout. The Millennium Falcon has been painted pink again. Wonko has been brought back to life. As we were......." big splash as wookie jumps in the tub | |||
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"Men! Where are you? Your services are required
I'm back now sorry . I had to retrieve an Egg Timer from myself
In the nick of time, too. You do not want to know what happens when it runs out......
I'm sure Cindi does "Is it like a Jack in the Box? | |||
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"Not sure what's happening here. Erm..... We have our weapon systems on alert to protect us from the enemy hot tub parties. Igor is in the watchtower keeping lookout. The Millennium Falcon has been painted pink again. Wonko has been brought back to life. As we were.......big splash as wookie jumps in the tub "Wookie!!!!!!!!! I've sacrificed your mankinis on the BBQ, sorry | |||
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"*dumps a bucket of cold custard over red then runs and hides * He's alive!!!!! And very naughty If I was I would get spanked a lot more often than I do I'm gonna push your head in the custard floaty tub & spank you VERY hard. Naughty Wonko! promises promises
Dammit! Tis no punishment, is it?!
*Red steals Wonko's knicker collection.
That'll learn him "They are pointless anyway | |||
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"Not sure what's happening here. Erm..... We have our weapon systems on alert to protect us from the enemy hot tub parties. Igor is in the watchtower keeping lookout. The Millennium Falcon has been painted pink again. Wonko has been brought back to life. As we were.......big splash as wookie jumps in the tub
Wookie!!!!!!!!!
I've sacrificed your mankinis on the BBQ, sorry "dont worry cindi i gave new pairs | |||
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"Not sure what's happening here. Erm..... We have our weapon systems on alert to protect us from the enemy hot tub parties. Igor is in the watchtower keeping lookout. The Millennium Falcon has been painted pink again. Wonko has been brought back to life. As we were.......big splash as wookie jumps in the tub
Wookie!!!!!!!!!
I've sacrificed your mankinis on the BBQ, sorry dont worry cindi i gave new pairs "Dammit! Will we never be free from such monstrosity | |||
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"Not sure what's happening here. Erm..... We have our weapon systems on alert to protect us from the enemy hot tub parties. Igor is in the watchtower keeping lookout. The Millennium Falcon has been painted pink again. Wonko has been brought back to life. As we were.......big splash as wookie jumps in the tub
Wookie!!!!!!!!!
I've sacrificed your mankinis on the BBQ, sorry dont worry cindi i gave new pairs
Dammit!
Will we never be free from such monstrosity "never i have to maintain my dignity | |||
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"Not sure what's happening here. Erm..... We have our weapon systems on alert to protect us from the enemy hot tub parties. Igor is in the watchtower keeping lookout. The Millennium Falcon has been painted pink again. Wonko has been brought back to life. As we were.......big splash as wookie jumps in the tub
Wookie!!!!!!!!!
I've sacrificed your mankinis on the BBQ, sorry dont worry cindi i gave new pairs
Dammit!
Will we never be free from such monstrosity never i have to maintain my dignity "There's not much material to maintain it | |||
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"Not sure what's happening here. Erm..... We have our weapon systems on alert to protect us from the enemy hot tub parties. Igor is in the watchtower keeping lookout. The Millennium Falcon has been painted pink again. Wonko has been brought back to life. As we were.......big splash as wookie jumps in the tub
Wookie!!!!!!!!!
I've sacrificed your mankinis on the BBQ, sorry dont worry cindi i gave new pairs
Dammit!
Will we never be free from such monstrosity never i have to maintain my dignity
There's not much material to maintain it "last time I went naked you maddie and red tied me to a chair and used me for your wicked ways I'm trying to stay safe here and have a dip in the tub. Plus the DJ needs to play some soppy love songs as its valentines day | |||
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"Not sure what's happening here. Erm..... We have our weapon systems on alert to protect us from the enemy hot tub parties. Igor is in the watchtower keeping lookout. The Millennium Falcon has been painted pink again. Wonko has been brought back to life. As we were.......big splash as wookie jumps in the tub
Wookie!!!!!!!!!
I've sacrificed your mankinis on the BBQ, sorry dont worry cindi i gave new pairs
Dammit!
Will we never be free from such monstrosity never i have to maintain my dignity
There's not much material to maintain it last time I went naked you maddie and red tied me to a chair and used me for your wicked ways I'm trying to stay safe here and have a dip in the tub. Plus the DJ needs to play some soppy love songs as its valentines day "Never mind that soppy rubbish. I've installed new sex swings and it's your turn on them | |||
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"Not sure what's happening here. Erm..... We have our weapon systems on alert to protect us from the enemy hot tub parties. Igor is in the watchtower keeping lookout. The Millennium Falcon has been painted pink again. Wonko has been brought back to life. As we were.......big splash as wookie jumps in the tub
Wookie!!!!!!!!!
I've sacrificed your mankinis on the BBQ, sorry dont worry cindi i gave new pairs
Dammit!
Will we never be free from such monstrosity never i have to maintain my dignity
There's not much material to maintain it last time I went naked you maddie and red tied me to a chair and used me for your wicked ways I'm trying to stay safe here and have a dip in the tub. Plus the DJ needs to play some soppy love songs as its valentines day
Never mind that soppy rubbish.
I've installed new sex swings and it's your turn on them "nope I've taken a vow of celibacy and it will take a lot to break me #mfm  | |||
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"The container in the yard outside the hottub mansion is the latest shipment of mankinis get them while you can " sont tell cindi she will burn them | |||
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"The container in the yard outside the hottub mansion is the latest shipment of mankinis get them while you can " "Igor" "Oi Igor!" *Useless fukka* "Yes Mistress?" "Was that container authorised for delivery? How do you know it's not a bomb planted by the enemy hot tub party? It could have spy technology to seek out our ways of seduction and they could learn of our ways! Thus taking the men away from us! Scan it immediately!" "Yes Mistress, right away Mistress" | |||
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"Not sure what's happening here. Erm..... We have our weapon systems on alert to protect us from the enemy hot tub parties. Igor is in the watchtower keeping lookout. The Millennium Falcon has been painted pink again. Wonko has been brought back to life. As we were.......big splash as wookie jumps in the tub
Wookie!!!!!!!!!
I've sacrificed your mankinis on the BBQ, sorry dont worry cindi i gave new pairs
Dammit!
Will we never be free from such monstrosity never i have to maintain my dignity
There's not much material to maintain it last time I went naked you maddie and red tied me to a chair and used me for your wicked ways I'm trying to stay safe here and have a dip in the tub. Plus the DJ needs to play some soppy love songs as its valentines day
Never mind that soppy rubbish.
I've installed new sex swings and it's your turn on them nope I've taken a vow of celibacy and it will take a lot to break me #mfm "#mfm can feck off | |||
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"The container in the yard outside the hottub mansion is the latest shipment of mankinis get them while you can "Igor" "Oi Igor!" *Useless fukka* "Yes Mistress?" "Was that container authorised for delivery? How do you know it's not a bomb planted by the enemy hot tub party? It could have spy technology to seek out our ways of seduction and they could learn of our ways! Thus taking the men away from us! Scan it immediately!" "Yes Mistress, right away Mistress"" *hands Igor the first #mfm mankini from the container * | |||
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"The container in the yard outside the hottub mansion is the latest shipment of mankinis get them while you can "Igor" "Oi Igor!" *Useless fukka* "Yes Mistress?" "Was that container authorised for delivery? How do you know it's not a bomb planted by the enemy hot tub party? It could have spy technology to seek out our ways of seduction and they could learn of our ways! Thus taking the men away from us! Scan it immediately!" "Yes Mistress, right away Mistress" *hands Igor the first #mfm mankini from the container *" Dammit Wonko he's easily lead! Leave him be. He's not for your cause otherwise who else will satisfy me in my dungeon  | |||
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"The container in the yard outside the hottub mansion is the latest shipment of mankinis get them while you can "Igor" "Oi Igor!" *Useless fukka* "Yes Mistress?" "Was that container authorised for delivery? How do you know it's not a bomb planted by the enemy hot tub party? It could have spy technology to seek out our ways of seduction and they could learn of our ways! Thus taking the men away from us! Scan it immediately!" "Yes Mistress, right away Mistress" *hands Igor the first #mfm mankini from the container * Dammit Wonko he's easily lead! Leave him be. He's not for your cause otherwise who else will satisfy me in my dungeon "Wookie | |||
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"The container in the yard outside the hottub mansion is the latest shipment of mankinis get them while you can "Igor" "Oi Igor!" *Useless fukka* "Yes Mistress?" "Was that container authorised for delivery? How do you know it's not a bomb planted by the enemy hot tub party? It could have spy technology to seek out our ways of seduction and they could learn of our ways! Thus taking the men away from us! Scan it immediately!" "Yes Mistress, right away Mistress" *hands Igor the first #mfm mankini from the container * Dammit Wonko he's easily lead! Leave him be. He's not for your cause otherwise who else will satisfy me in my dungeon
Wookie "Peek a boo Wookie
Erm....
I have a few matters that require your assistance.
Are you free for the next week? | |||
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I'm back now sorry . I had to retrieve an Egg Timer from myself
In the nick of time, too. You do not want to know what happens when it runs out......
I'm sure Cindi does "Yes. And a rather painful experience it would have been for you, too. Be grateful, not grumpy | |||
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"Not sure what's happening here. Erm..... We have our weapon systems on alert to protect us from the enemy hot tub parties. Igor is in the watchtower keeping lookout. The Millennium Falcon has been painted pink again. Wonko has been brought back to life. As we were.......big splash as wookie jumps in the tub
Wookie!!!!!!!!!
I've sacrificed your mankinis on the BBQ, sorry "Wookie! Hello, stranger. How the devil are you? X | |||
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"I absolutely cannot be trusted in a hottub! "You'll fit in just perfect here then | |||
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"I absolutely cannot be trusted in a hottub! "Then red will make you join me in the naughty corner | |||
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"Not sure what's happening here. Erm..... We have our weapon systems on alert to protect us from the enemy hot tub parties. Igor is in the watchtower keeping lookout. The Millennium Falcon has been painted pink again. Wonko has been brought back to life. As we were.......big splash as wookie jumps in the tub
Wookie!!!!!!!!!
I've sacrificed your mankinis on the BBQ, sorry dont worry cindi i gave new pairs
Dammit!
Will we never be free from such monstrosity never i have to maintain my dignity
There's not much material to maintain it last time I went naked you maddie and red tied me to a chair and used me for your wicked ways I'm trying to stay safe here and have a dip in the tub. Plus the DJ needs to play some soppy love songs as its valentines day
Never mind that soppy rubbish.
I've installed new sex swings and it's your turn on them "Ooh, I've never been on a sex swing. Can I go first? X | |||
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"The container in the yard outside the hottub mansion is the latest shipment of mankinis get them while you can " No, Wonko! No more mankinis. I like how you never poured cold custard on THEM!!! | |||
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"Not sure what's happening here. Erm..... We have our weapon systems on alert to protect us from the enemy hot tub parties. Igor is in the watchtower keeping lookout. The Millennium Falcon has been painted pink again. Wonko has been brought back to life. As we were.......big splash as wookie jumps in the tub
Wookie!!!!!!!!!
I've sacrificed your mankinis on the BBQ, sorry dont worry cindi i gave new pairs
Dammit!
Will we never be free from such monstrosity never i have to maintain my dignity
There's not much material to maintain it last time I went naked you maddie and red tied me to a chair and used me for your wicked ways I'm trying to stay safe here and have a dip in the tub. Plus the DJ needs to play some soppy love songs as its valentines day
Never mind that soppy rubbish.
I've installed new sex swings and it's your turn on them
Ooh, I've never been on a sex swing. Can I go first? X"Best thing ever!! I love em! | |||
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"The container in the yard outside the hottub mansion is the latest shipment of mankinis get them while you can No, Wonko! No more mankinis. I like how you never poured cold custard on THEM!!! "Mankinis rule! | |||
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"I absolutely cannot be trusted in a hottub! "You'll be fine, T. It's all clean again now. Let's get naked!!!! X | |||
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"I absolutely cannot be trusted in a hottub!
Then red will make you join me in the naughty corner "No more fucking custard, Wonko! | |||
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"I absolutely cannot be trusted in a hottub!
Then red will make you join me in the naughty corner
No more fucking custard, Wonko! "Ok
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"I absolutely cannot be trusted in a hottub!
You'll be fine, T. It's all clean again now. Let's get naked!!!! X"Perfect! I love being Naked in a hottub! | |||
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" Ooh, I've never been on a sex swing. Can I go first? X Best thing ever!! I love em!" I shall try it out, then. Thank you. JIMBOOOOOOOOO! I need you in the sex swing please | |||
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"I absolutely cannot be trusted in a hottub!
Then red will make you join me in the naughty corner
No more fucking custard, Wonko!
Ok
Spoil sport "There's a good boy. Now, what are you having to drink? X | |||
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"I absolutely cannot be trusted in a hottub!
Then red will make you join me in the naughty corner
No more fucking custard, Wonko!
Ok
Spoil sport
There's a good boy.
Now, what are you having to drink? X"I will fetch my own | |||
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"I absolutely cannot be trusted in a hottub!
Then red will make you join me in the naughty corner
No more fucking custard, Wonko!
Ok
Spoil sport
There's a good boy.
Now, what are you having to drink? X
I will fetch my own "Its a free bar tonight so help yourself all | |||
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"I absolutely cannot be trusted in a hottub!
Then red will make you join me in the naughty corner
No more fucking custard, Wonko!
Ok
Spoil sport
There's a good boy.
Now, what are you having to drink? X
I will fetch my own "Dammit. Wanted to pee in it. Foiled again!!!!!!! | |||
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"I absolutely cannot be trusted in a hottub!
Then red will make you join me in the naughty corner
No more fucking custard, Wonko!
Ok
Spoil sport
There's a good boy.
Now, what are you having to drink? X
I will fetch my own
Its a free bar tonight so help yourself all
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"I absolutely cannot be trusted in a hottub!
Then red will make you join me in the naughty corner
No more fucking custard, Wonko!
Ok
Spoil sport
There's a good boy.
Now, what are you having to drink? X
I will fetch my own
Dammit. Wanted to pee in it.
Foiled again!!!!!!!"I knew you were up to something | |||
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"So you guys have lost it. Great. Now I'll have to seek out a new weapon of mass destruction......" *sneaks of to hide his death star* | |||
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"So you guys have lost it. Great. Now I'll have to seek out a new weapon of mass destruction...... *sneaks of to hide his death star*" That's no use to me. I need something mobile for vigorous swift movements | |||
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"I've missed you all
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"I've missed you all
And we've missed you
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"I've missed you all
And we've missed you
Hi red x
How ya doing, lovely? Looking gorgeous as "Doing fabulous thank you. How are you beautiful?? | |||
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"I've missed you all
And we've missed you
Hi red x
How ya doing, lovely? Looking gorgeous as
Doing fabulous thank you. How are you beautiful?? "Better now my Hot Tub gang are back x | |||
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"Hey! What’s all this about then? xx"Shut up & get yet knob out | |||
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"I've missed you all
And we've missed you
Hi red x
How ya doing, lovely? Looking gorgeous as
Doing fabulous thank you. How are you beautiful??
Better now my Hot Tub gang are back x"Wheres maddie ? | |||
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"Hey! What’s all this about then? xx
Shut up & get yet knob out "Ok... sounds like my kinda place | |||
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"Is this the party thats all over the news ???" It's ok. It's in an alternate universe where covid doesn't exist. You can touch & not be fined | |||
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"Hey! What’s all this about then? xx
Shut up & get yet knob out
Ok... sounds like my kinda place "Thought it would be | |||
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"Hey! What’s all this about then? xx
Shut up & get yet knob out
Well..... Seeing as you asked nicely "Behave Cindi | |||
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Who to touch first "Do enjoy a lucky dip | |||
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Behave Cindi "Dammit you always spoil my fun | |||
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"Is this the party thats all over the news ??? It's ok. It's in an alternate universe where covid doesn't exist. You can touch & not be fined
Who to touch first
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Who to touch first
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"Is this the party thats all over the news ??? It's ok. It's in an alternate universe where covid doesn't exist. You can touch & not be fined
Who to touch first
Do enjoy a lucky dip
Why not "Go on then | |||
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Shut up & get yet knob out
Well..... Seeing as you asked nicely
Behave Cindi
Dammit you always spoil my fun "Save that behaviour for Igor in your dungeon. Don't scare our new guests. Yet...... | |||
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Who to touch first
Do enjoy a lucky dip
Why not "Why not indeed Aurora | |||
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Who to touch first
Do enjoy a lucky dip
Why not
Go on then "You're up first then?!? | |||
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"Let's all blindfold each other. Makes touching way more fun
I'm loving this idea red "*Red hands out red velvet blindfolds to everyone. No, Wonko. I do NOT have any in pink! | |||
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Shut up & get yet knob out
Well..... Seeing as you asked nicely
Behave Cindi
Dammit you always spoil my fun
Save that behaviour for Igor in your dungeon. Don't scare our new guests. Yet...... "Is the dungeon at the same venue as the hottub? | |||
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Who to touch first
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Why not
Go on then
You're up first then?!? "Sure why not sounds fun | |||
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Shut up & get yet knob out
Well..... Seeing as you asked nicely
Behave Cindi
Dammit you always spoil my fun
Save that behaviour for Igor in your dungeon. Don't scare our new guests. Yet......
Is the dungeon at the same venue as the hottub? "Yes. But its underground. I can give you a guided tour of you desire
But beware, not many return | |||
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Shut up & get yet knob out
Well..... Seeing as you asked nicely
Behave Cindi
Dammit you always spoil my fun
Save that behaviour for Igor in your dungeon. Don't scare our new guests. Yet......
Is the dungeon at the same venue as the hottub?
Yes.
But its underground.
I can give you a guided tour of you desire
But beware, not many return "Where do I sign | |||
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"Hey! What’s all this about then? xx
Shut up & get yet knob out
Well..... Seeing as you asked nicely
Behave Cindi
Dammit you always spoil my fun
Save that behaviour for Igor in your dungeon. Don't scare our new guests. Yet......
Is the dungeon at the same venue as the hottub?
Yes.
But its underground.
I can give you a guided tour of you desire
But beware, not many return
Where do I sign "No signature required. Just be willing to submit to my every command. Now give me a moment to change into something more appropriate
Ahh that's better.
I'll just make sure the restraints are firm and sterdy x | |||
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"Hey! What’s all this about then? xx
Shut up & get yet knob out
Well..... Seeing as you asked nicely
Behave Cindi
Dammit you always spoil my fun
Save that behaviour for Igor in your dungeon. Don't scare our new guests. Yet......
Is the dungeon at the same venue as the hottub?
Yes.
But its underground.
I can give you a guided tour of you desire
But beware, not many return
Where do I sign
No signature required.
Just be willing to submit to my every command.
Now give me a moment to change into something more appropriate
Ahh that's better.
I'll just make sure the restraints are firm and sterdy x"Oh I like the way this is heading | |||
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"Hey! What’s all this about then? xx
Shut up & get yet knob out
Well..... Seeing as you asked nicely
Behave Cindi
Dammit you always spoil my fun
Save that behaviour for Igor in your dungeon. Don't scare our new guests. Yet......
Is the dungeon at the same venue as the hottub?
Yes.
But its underground.
I can give you a guided tour of you desire
But beware, not many return
Where do I sign
No signature required.
Just be willing to submit to my every command.
Now give me a moment to change into something more appropriate
Ahh that's better.
I'll just make sure the restraints are firm and sterdy x
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Who to touch first
Do enjoy a lucky dip
Why not
Go on then
You're up first then?!?
Sure why not sounds fun "I feel something wet around my nether regions. Do we have a puppy??? | |||
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Do enjoy a lucky dip
Why not
Go on then
You're up first then?!?
Sure why not sounds fun
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"Wookie runs away in mankini from cindi waving his takle
Ps hi red "It won't work. I've been doing research watching Dick Dastardly trying to catch the pigeon. I've set various traps everywhere that definitely won't backfire on me. X | |||
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Ps hi red
It won't work.
I've been doing research watching Dick Dastardly trying to catch the pigeon.
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Ps hi red
It won't work.
I've been doing research watching Dick Dastardly trying to catch the pigeon.
I've set various traps everywhere that definitely won't backfire on me. X u underestimate the power of the dark mankini side "Your powers are weak. As the failed #mfm movement testifies, you have no will power | |||
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"Wookie runs away in mankini from cindi waving his takle
Ps hi red
It won't work.
I've been doing research watching Dick Dastardly trying to catch the pigeon.
I've set various traps everywhere that definitely won't backfire on me. X u underestimate the power of the dark mankini side
Your powers are weak.
As the failed #mfm movement testifies, you have no will power "that's not true thats impossible | |||
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"Wookie runs away in mankini from cindi waving his takle
Ps hi red
It won't work.
I've been doing research watching Dick Dastardly trying to catch the pigeon.
I've set various traps everywhere that definitely won't backfire on me. X u underestimate the power of the dark mankini side
Your powers are weak.
As the failed #mfm movement testifies, you have no will power that's not true thats impossible "Stop playing hard to get dammit. You've been hanging out with Wonko too long. | |||
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"Wookie runs away in mankini from cindi waving his takle
Ps hi red
It won't work.
I've been doing research watching Dick Dastardly trying to catch the pigeon.
I've set various traps everywhere that definitely won't backfire on me. X u underestimate the power of the dark mankini side
Your powers are weak.
As the failed #mfm movement testifies, you have no will power that's not true thats impossible
Stop playing hard to get dammit.
You've been hanging out with Wonko too long. "u havnt made the right offer that's all | |||
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"Wookie runs away in mankini from cindi waving his takle
Ps hi red
It won't work.
I've been doing research watching Dick Dastardly trying to catch the pigeon.
I've set various traps everywhere that definitely won't backfire on me. X u underestimate the power of the dark mankini side
Your powers are weak.
As the failed #mfm movement testifies, you have no will power that's not true thats impossible
Stop playing hard to get dammit.
You've been hanging out with Wonko too long. u havnt made the right offer that's all "Can I get you a drink? Perhaps some rum | |||
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Who to touch first
Do enjoy a lucky dip
Why not
Go on then
You're up first then?!?
Sure why not sounds fun
I feel something wet around my nether regions. Do we have a puppy???
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Who to touch first
Do enjoy a lucky dip
Why not
Go on then
You're up first then?!?
Sure why not sounds fun
I feel something wet around my nether regions. Do we have a puppy???
Woof
Good doggy!
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"Wookie runs away in mankini from cindi waving his takle
Ps hi red
It won't work.
I've been doing research watching Dick Dastardly trying to catch the pigeon.
I've set various traps everywhere that definitely won't backfire on me. X u underestimate the power of the dark mankini side
Your powers are weak.
As the failed #mfm movement testifies, you have no will power that's not true thats impossible
Stop playing hard to get dammit.
You've been hanging out with Wonko too long. u havnt made the right offer that's all
Can I get you a drink?
Perhaps some rum "now your talking | |||
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"Wookie runs away in mankini from cindi waving his takle
Ps hi red
It won't work.
I've been doing research watching Dick Dastardly trying to catch the pigeon.
I've set various traps everywhere that definitely won't backfire on me. X u underestimate the power of the dark mankini side
Your powers are weak.
As the failed #mfm movement testifies, you have no will power that's not true thats impossible
Stop playing hard to get dammit.
You've been hanging out with Wonko too long. u havnt made the right offer that's all
Can I get you a drink?
Perhaps some rum now your talking "It's too easy x | |||
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No. You don't believe in the cause so you don't deserve one "Hahaha
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No. You don't believe in the cause so you don't deserve one
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No. You don't believe in the cause so you don't deserve one
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