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"can you please invite a man round so he can take a cock shot in your bathroom so we can see the seat in the background " I am going to do that what a great idea sassy.... You are not just a preety face... | |||
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"you look nothing like a bog seat " I think some would disagree hahaha | |||
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"can you please invite a man round so he can take a cock shot in your bathroom so we can see the seat in the background I am going to do that what a great idea sassy.... You are not just a preety face... some would say im not even that haha " oi shut it you....you are bootiful.... | |||
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"can you describe the colour of the spots and how big are they? " Ok colour of spots Fushia pink Teal apple green oranage Purple Size of spots A bit bigger than a tin of chopped toms base.. | |||
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"can you describe the colour of the spots and how big are they? " I dont think they are as big as your boobs | |||
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"sounds lush, still think you need the single male cock shot whilst wanking over how beautiful your new loo seat is " Ok sassy shall we have a casting session to find the perfect loo seat model... | |||
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"can you describe the colour of the spots and how big are they? Ok colour of spots Fushia pink Teal apple green oranage Purple Size of spots A bit bigger than a tin of chopped toms base.. " Bloody big big sear | |||
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"can you describe the colour of the spots and how big are they? Ok colour of spots Fushia pink Teal apple green oranage Purple Size of spots A bit bigger than a tin of chopped toms base.. Bloody big big sear " Oi cheeky it aint that big.... | |||
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"sounds lush, still think you need the single male cock shot whilst wanking over how beautiful your new loo seat is Ok sassy shall we have a casting session to find the perfect loo seat model... " i think we shall... we should just look for an ordianry cock. nothing that will distract from the loo seat no big cocks no small cocks nothing to hairy nothing oddly shapped just a boring cock that makes you think 'meh' | |||
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"sounds lush, still think you need the single male cock shot whilst wanking over how beautiful your new loo seat is Ok sassy shall we have a casting session to find the perfect loo seat model... i think we shall... we should just look for an ordianry cock. nothing that will distract from the loo seat no big cocks no small cocks nothing to hairy nothing oddly shapped just a boring cock that makes you think 'meh' " Yep don't want nothing to "attractive" haha | |||
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" just a boring cock that makes you think 'meh' " Can you get boring cocks? | |||
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" just a boring cock that makes you think 'meh' Can you get boring cocks?" yeah i think so.. the ones that dont excite me | |||
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"I have seen a yawning fanny" | |||
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"I have seen a yawning fanny " Maybe it was preparing to receive a boring cock lol | |||
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" we should just look for an ordianry cock. nothing that will distract from the loo seat no big cocks no small cocks nothing to hairy nothing oddly shapped just a boring cock that makes you think 'meh' " Damn... | |||
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"I have seen a yawning fanny Maybe it was preparing to receive a boring cock lol" Cocks are not boring it can be the person that its attached to... | |||
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"I have seen a yawning fanny Maybe it was preparing to receive a boring cock lol Cocks are not boring it can be the person that its attached to... " Lol point taken I'm off | |||
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"I had a nice white toilet seat till my last meet went for a piss... then it had little yellow spots on it " Men are crap at aiming... | |||
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"I had a nice white toilet seat till my last meet went for a piss... then it had little yellow spots on it Men are crap at aiming... " I know! dunno why they can't just give the loo a quick wipe with loo roll though | |||
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"I had a nice white toilet seat till my last meet went for a piss... then it had little yellow spots on it Men are crap at aiming... I know! dunno why they can't just give the loo a quick wipe with loo roll though " That is too much for them... | |||
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"Ok sassy shall we have a casting session to find the perfect loo seat model... " Just don't choose a fella with a spotty cock to match the loo seat | |||
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"I had a nice white toilet seat till my last meet went for a piss... then it had little yellow spots on it " £120 my last loo seat cost and i splashed toilet duck on it and it stained, only had it six months, learnt my lesson this one only cost £25 lol | |||
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"I had a nice white toilet seat till my last meet went for a piss... then it had little yellow spots on it £120 my last loo seat cost and i splashed toilet duck on it and it stained, only had it six months, learnt my lesson this one only cost £25 lol" £120 was it warmed by a buff naked slave at that price? | |||
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"I had a nice white toilet seat till my last meet went for a piss... then it had little yellow spots on it £120 my last loo seat cost and i splashed toilet duck on it and it stained, only had it six months, learnt my lesson this one only cost £25 lol £120 was it warmed by a buff naked slave at that price? " It was a lovely white shabby chic wooden one, it was just like one big splash but it absolutly bugged me everytime i went, was soooooooooo pissed off | |||
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"I had a nice white toilet seat till my last meet went for a piss... then it had little yellow spots on it £120 my last loo seat cost and i splashed toilet duck on it and it stained, only had it six months, learnt my lesson this one only cost £25 lol £120 was it warmed by a buff naked slave at that price? It was a lovely white shabby chic wooden one, it was just like one big splash but it absolutly bugged me everytime i went, was soooooooooo pissed off" £125 | |||
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"I had a nice white toilet seat till my last meet went for a piss... then it had little yellow spots on it £120 my last loo seat cost and i splashed toilet duck on it and it stained, only had it six months, learnt my lesson this one only cost £25 lol £120 was it warmed by a buff naked slave at that price? It was a lovely white shabby chic wooden one, it was just like one big splash but it absolutly bugged me everytime i went, was soooooooooo pissed off £125 " £120, this one was only £25 but it doesnt close itself | |||
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"I had a nice white toilet seat till my last meet went for a piss... then it had little yellow spots on it £120 my last loo seat cost and i splashed toilet duck on it and it stained, only had it six months, learnt my lesson this one only cost £25 lol £120 was it warmed by a buff naked slave at that price? It was a lovely white shabby chic wooden one, it was just like one big splash but it absolutly bugged me everytime i went, was soooooooooo pissed off £125 £120, this one was only £25 but it doesnt close itself " Mine was a tenner from Argos.... | |||
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