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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Currently sat in hospital after a freak accident at work that's seen me lose my thumb and the tips of 2 other fingers! It's been confirmed that neither will be saved.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

For really real?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"For really real?"

As real as a real thing!

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Oh god I'm sorry to hear this

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"For really real?

As real as a real thing!"

Fuck sake

Kudos for managing to type.

Your whole thumb gone?

I have so many questions.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Holy shit, that sounds awful! So sorry x

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

Nooooo!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Oh good god!

That's no good at all Bants! Is it your writing hand?

Hope you're ok xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's really sad to hear, is it your dominant hand?

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Sorry to hear that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Omg!!!

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Ouch! Hope you’re okay.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ouch ! Hope they’ve given you some good pain meds x

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith


"Currently sat in hospital after a freak accident at work that's seen me lose my thumb and the tips of 2 other fingers! It's been confirmed that neither will be saved."

I bet you’re finding it tricky to tap these messages on your phone now?

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith


"Currently sat in hospital after a freak accident at work that's seen me lose my thumb and the tips of 2 other fingers! It's been confirmed that neither will be saved."

On the bright side; fisting will be slightly more attractive for some ladies......

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By *sm265Woman
over a year ago

Shangri-la

On a positive note, at least you have two hands!

Seriously though, hope you are OK OP?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Oh, that sounds painful.

I want to know how it happened, but I also don't want to know.

Are you getting the good painkillers in hospital?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seriously sorry to hear this OP, hope you are okay.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damn that's terrible! You must be quite shaken?! I hope you're alright.

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By *ecky and justCouple
over a year ago

Godalming


"Currently sat in hospital after a freak accident at work that's seen me lose my thumb and the tips of 2 other fingers! It's been confirmed that neither will be saved.

On the bright side; fisting will be slightly more attractive for some ladies...... "

sensitive.

Hope you’re ok Mr Bants.

Hopefully not your wanking hand.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Omg I'm really sorry - best wishes, hope you are not in too much pain

I hope there is an adequate h+s investigation x

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By *ffinfuntMan
over a year ago

liverpool

Tour fuked then

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Whats wrong with using your other fingers??

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Bloody hell! Hope the pain relief is good

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By *evil-AngelWoman
over a year ago

...

That sounds awful, hope you are ok xx

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

…

Sorry to hear this! Ouch!!

Hope you are not in too much pain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Firstly, that’s horrible, you have my sympathies.

Secondly, get it all in the accident book.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Meds are keeping me comfortable but still feel the throbbing pain. They were gonna do an emergency op last night to save the fingers but decided they weren't worth saving so I need to wait till tomorrow for the surgery now.

I'm gutted but in good spirits. Actually quite thankful its only been my fingers as it was close to being a lot worse

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Meds are keeping me comfortable but still feel the throbbing pain. They were gonna do an emergency op last night to save the fingers but decided they weren't worth saving so I need to wait till tomorrow for the surgery now.

I'm gutted but in good spirits. Actually quite thankful its only been my fingers as it was close to being a lot worse"

Bless you x

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Oh my goodness!! I hope you are going to be ok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Omg , well glad it wasn’t a lot worse but still man! Ouch and hope your good x

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Oh crikey! Wishing you a speedy recovery xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Meds are keeping me comfortable but still feel the throbbing pain. They were gonna do an emergency op last night to save the fingers but decided they weren't worth saving so I need to wait till tomorrow for the surgery now.

I'm gutted but in good spirits. Actually quite thankful its only been my fingers as it was close to being a lot worse"

Hooe you have a gf/wife at home ready to take care of you.

How did you do it?

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

Did you only realise two fingers were missing after you went to wave goodbye to the boss?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh wow!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aww Mr Bants I can only imagine what you must be going through, thank goodness it wasn't something more.

Sending you a super big valentines cwtch.

Is it too soon to make you laugh??.... forgive me but I can't resist...

... fingers crossed for a speedy recovery

Sorry if its offended but not sorry if it made you smile

Her x

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Crumbs, sorry to hear that Bants. Always a risk in your line of work, eh? Is that your rousty days over or do you think you'll be able to carry on? Hope it's not too painful

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

OMG I'm so sorry to hear this.xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Aww Mr Bants I can only imagine what you must be going through, thank goodness it wasn't something more.

Sending you a super big valentines cwtch.

Is it too soon to make you laugh??.... forgive me but I can't resist...

... fingers crossed for a speedy recovery

Sorry if its offended but not sorry if it made you smile

Her x"

Nah...bring on the jokes! Makes it easier for me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh god, so sorry to hear that. Best wishes for a speedy recovery x

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By *lixir of lifeMan
over a year ago

knob Creek

Get well soon fella

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Ouch!!! Sending love. Hope they give you good drugs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Aww Mr Bants I can only imagine what you must be going through, thank goodness it wasn't something more.

Sending you a super big valentines cwtch.

Is it too soon to make you laugh??.... forgive me but I can't resist...

... fingers crossed for a speedy recovery

Sorry if its offended but not sorry if it made you smile

Her x

Nah...bring on the jokes! Makes it easier for me! "

Oh thank f@ck... I just couldn't resist the thumbs up either... I am such a wicked sod

Her x

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Can we start calling you Beadle yet?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can we start calling you Beadle yet? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah damn sorry to hear that speedy recovery man.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can we start calling you Beadle yet? "

Or Captain Hook? .... my question mark is like a hook lol

Thankfully he hasn't lost his awesome humour.

Her x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So sorry to hear that, hope you make a speedy recovery x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can we start calling you Beadle yet?

Or Captain Hook? .... my question mark is like a hook lol

Thankfully he hasn't lost his awesome humour.

Her x"

. I'm gonna get nails (the hammering kind) tattoo'd on what's left of my fingers

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Can we start calling you Beadle yet?

Or Captain Hook? .... my question mark is like a hook lol

Thankfully he hasn't lost his awesome humour.

Her x

. I'm gonna get nails (the hammering kind) tattoo'd on what's left of my fingers"

Ooooo, with a celebration party!

Don't go too mad and spend a fortune though, a small finger buffet will suffice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Really sorry to hear this - hope you feel better soon. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Meds are keeping me comfortable but still feel the throbbing pain. They were gonna do an emergency op last night to save the fingers but decided they weren't worth saving so I need to wait till tomorrow for the surgery now.

I'm gutted but in good spirits. Actually quite thankful its only been my fingers as it was close to being a lot worse"

“.... it was close to being worse”

How close?!?

... sweet Jesus I hope you weren’t using a stihl saw ... they get mighty close to your favourite parts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's fucking awful news though dude.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Meds are keeping me comfortable but still feel the throbbing pain. They were gonna do an emergency op last night to save the fingers but decided they weren't worth saving so I need to wait till tomorrow for the surgery now.

I'm gutted but in good spirits. Actually quite thankful its only been my fingers as it was close to being a lot worse

“.... it was close to being worse”

How close?!?

... sweet Jesus I hope you weren’t using a stihl saw ... they get mighty close to your favourite parts "

Well I put my hand out to save me from falling into it. Would have been my head. I think my head would have popped like a cheap birthday balloon on a hot day!

Or if I hadn't of pulled my hand away when I did, it might have been my whole hand that was amputated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Currently sat in hospital after a freak accident at work that's seen me lose my thumb and the tips of 2 other fingers! It's been confirmed that neither will be saved."

Sorry to hear this hope your OK, this brought back memories of when I lost the end of my middle finger 20 year ago and the tips of my first 2 fingers couple of years later if it's any comfort you will be OK takes some getting used to though

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Meds are keeping me comfortable but still feel the throbbing pain. They were gonna do an emergency op last night to save the fingers but decided they weren't worth saving so I need to wait till tomorrow for the surgery now.

I'm gutted but in good spirits. Actually quite thankful its only been my fingers as it was close to being a lot worse

“.... it was close to being worse”

How close?!?

... sweet Jesus I hope you weren’t using a stihl saw ... they get mighty close to your favourite parts

Well I put my hand out to save me from falling into it. Would have been my head. I think my head would have popped like a cheap birthday balloon on a hot day!

Or if I hadn't of pulled my hand away when I did, it might have been my whole hand that was amputated "

Oh fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can we start calling you Beadle yet?

Or Captain Hook? .... my question mark is like a hook lol

Thankfully he hasn't lost his awesome humour.

Her x

. I'm gonna get nails (the hammering kind) tattoo'd on what's left of my fingers

Ooooo, with a celebration party!

Don't go too mad and spend a fortune though, a small finger buffet will suffice

"

Lfmao!!! ... awesome

Her x

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Have a friend that did similar a good few years ago now. He lives in America and by choice decided to not have anything reattached due to the cost over there.

Obviously the loss of thumb is the real difficult part but he says he adjusted, with a fair bit of effort. Now it's like he has always had 2.5 fingers.

Feels for you man, but you seem the type of guy to get thorough it and adapt well.

Just have to practice with the other hand!

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By *orthyorkypairCouple
over a year ago

North Yorkshire

Sorry OP! hope it all works out ok for you

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Crickey mate .. hope you are as comfortable as possible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m so sorry to hear this, that’s really shit for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Getting the last few Pringles out of the tube will be much easier now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dad cut his thumb off when his chop saw developed a fault. Took it like a champ (was possibly the shock). I went light headed and my legs were jelly while I was scrambling around trying to look for it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Getting the last few Pringles out of the tube will be much easier now "

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"Meds are keeping me comfortable but still feel the throbbing pain. They were gonna do an emergency op last night to save the fingers but decided they weren't worth saving so I need to wait till tomorrow for the surgery now.

I'm gutted but in good spirits. Actually quite thankful its only been my fingers as it was close to being a lot worse

“.... it was close to being worse”

How close?!?

... sweet Jesus I hope you weren’t using a stihl saw ... they get mighty close to your favourite parts

Well I put my hand out to save me from falling into it. Would have been my head. I think my head would have popped like a cheap birthday balloon on a hot day!

Or if I hadn't of pulled my hand away when I did, it might have been my whole hand that was amputated "

Swear alert.

Fuck!

You must be in shock!

Hope the operation goes well tomorrow.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Meds are keeping me comfortable but still feel the throbbing pain. They were gonna do an emergency op last night to save the fingers but decided they weren't worth saving so I need to wait till tomorrow for the surgery now.

I'm gutted but in good spirits. Actually quite thankful its only been my fingers as it was close to being a lot worse

“.... it was close to being worse”

How close?!?

... sweet Jesus I hope you weren’t using a stihl saw ... they get mighty close to your favourite parts

Well I put my hand out to save me from falling into it. Would have been my head. I think my head would have popped like a cheap birthday balloon on a hot day!

Or if I hadn't of pulled my hand away when I did, it might have been my whole hand that was amputated "

I'd be needed to be wrapped in swaddling and rocked like a baby. You're a fledge

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Hope it’s a speedy recovery Mr Bants glad to see you are still in good spirits

D.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

For anyone who isn't squeamish, I have a picture of what they found inside my glove!

PM me and I'll send it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Omg

I hope you're OK and you recover quickly - make them give you a prescription for amazing pain killers!

I'm sending boobie hugs x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Meds are keeping me comfortable but still feel the throbbing pain. They were gonna do an emergency op last night to save the fingers but decided they weren't worth saving so I need to wait till tomorrow for the surgery now.

I'm gutted but in good spirits. Actually quite thankful its only been my fingers as it was close to being a lot worse

“.... it was close to being worse”

How close?!?

... sweet Jesus I hope you weren’t using a stihl saw ... they get mighty close to your favourite parts

Well I put my hand out to save me from falling into it. Would have been my head. I think my head would have popped like a cheap birthday balloon on a hot day!

Or if I hadn't of pulled my hand away when I did, it might have been my whole hand that was amputated "

Hope you are going to sue the absolute fuck out of them. There should be guards or restrictions that stop accidents like that happening.

Can they re-attach your thumb or will you get a toethumb?

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By *ondon-guy68Man
over a year ago

London

Sorry to hear this, wishing you a speedy recovery!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For anyone who isn't squeamish, I have a picture of what they found inside my glove!

PM me and I'll send it"

Was it cottage cheese?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For anyone who isn't squeamish, I have a picture of what they found inside my glove!

PM me and I'll send it"

How did you lose them?

What machinery was it?

You could claim for compensation.

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

You seem to be bearing up okay so far and taking the teasing in good humour. I do hope your operation and recovery goes well but am I the only one who is desperate for your ‘after’ pics

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)


"For anyone who isn't squeamish, I have a picture of what they found inside my glove!

PM me and I'll send it"

Omg you legend!!!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"You seem to be bearing up okay so far and taking the teasing in good humour. I do hope your operation and recovery goes well but am I the only one who is desperate for your ‘after’ pics "

Seen the pic

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I can't help feeling slightly responsible tho.

I was having a wank with my Mr Bants doll and got a bit over zealous whilst reaching climax.

I didn't think the voodoo spell would ACTUALLY work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ouch op sorry to here hope you get batter soon

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)


"You seem to be bearing up okay so far and taking the teasing in good humour. I do hope your operation and recovery goes well but am I the only one who is desperate for your ‘after’ pics

Seen the pic "

I am a bit nervous to ask

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Currently sat in hospital after a freak accident at work that's seen me lose my thumb and the tips of 2 other fingers! It's been confirmed that neither will be saved."

Sad news mate , hope its not your wanking hand lol

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"You seem to be bearing up okay so far and taking the teasing in good humour. I do hope your operation and recovery goes well but am I the only one who is desperate for your ‘after’ pics

Seen the pic

I am a bit nervous to ask "

It's not that bad, BUT I'm a biology geek who has no problem dissecting hearts, kidneys, frogs etc.....

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"

It's not that bad, BUT I'm a biology geek who has no problem dissecting hearts, kidneys, frogs etc....."

Me too. I'm fascinated to see it, but I feel bad my interest is because of your loss

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)


"You seem to be bearing up okay so far and taking the teasing in good humour. I do hope your operation and recovery goes well but am I the only one who is desperate for your ‘after’ pics

Seen the pic

I am a bit nervous to ask

It's not that bad, BUT I'm a biology geek who has no problem dissecting hearts, kidneys, frogs etc....."

I am nosy so I asked and I have seen - I feel a bit jelly legs now and not in a good way

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

Mr Bants I think I love you! That this has happened to you and you can be on here joking and being all brave is just totally awesome....this is going to be one of those threads people talk about in 2, 3, 4 years time like the sweetcorn, the marrow and the blue waffle

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"

It's not that bad, BUT I'm a biology geek who has no problem dissecting hearts, kidneys, frogs etc.....

Me too. I'm fascinated to see it, but I feel bad my interest is because of your loss "

Ok, you know that bit in Sweeney Todd when Toby finds the finger in the "pie meat"

Just like that is how it looks.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

If it's any consolation I ch*ked on my coffee a little as this popped into my head.

https://youtu.be/ZQvuhJN6HRc

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"If it's any consolation I ch*ked on my coffee a little as this popped into my head.

https://youtu.be/ZQvuhJN6HRc"

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace


"For anyone who isn't squeamish, I have a picture of what they found inside my glove!

PM me and I'll send it"

Tempted purely cause I was fascinated after seeing my own accident pics

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace


"If it's any consolation I ch*ked on my coffee a little as this popped into my head.

https://youtu.be/ZQvuhJN6HRc"

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Now the question is, how many of you lovely ladies have given the man some sympathy and "feel better" boobs?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Now the question is, how many of you lovely ladies have given the man some sympathy and "feel better" boobs? "

Nah, just sent him helpful hints for keeping the dressings dry

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Now the question is, how many of you lovely ladies have given the man some sympathy and "feel better" boobs? "

Boobs? I'm gonna suck his dick for him for being such a trooper

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)


"Now the question is, how many of you lovely ladies have given the man some sympathy and "feel better" boobs? "

I did....it would be rude not to

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Now the question is, how many of you lovely ladies have given the man some sympathy and "feel better" boobs?

Boobs? I'm gonna suck his dick for him for being such a trooper "

Well obviously! Didn't want to set the expectations for sympathy too high though.

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Oh you poor thing, how awful for you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good heavens

I hope you have strong pain meds xx

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Now the question is, how many of you lovely ladies have given the man some sympathy and "feel better" boobs?

Boobs? I'm gonna suck his dick for him for being such a trooper

Well obviously! Didn't want to set the expectations for sympathy too high though. "

He can lay back, feel my tonguey goodness all whilst watching episodes of the fingerbobs. Bliss.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Christ!! Hope all goes well....

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Now the question is, how many of you lovely ladies have given the man some sympathy and "feel better" boobs?

Boobs? I'm gonna suck his dick for him for being such a trooper

Well obviously! Didn't want to set the expectations for sympathy too high though.

He can lay back, feel my tonguey goodness all whilst watching episodes of the fingerbobs. Bliss."

Have you considered healthcare as a career, Peachy?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry to hear that dude! At least you have another hand for your finger blasting needs

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

Sorry to hear this, Mr Bants.

If it's your Drinking Hand, is there anything we can do to help?

Like a large supply of straws?

Get well soon, and get rich soon with the Compensation!

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"Aww Mr Bants I can only imagine what you must be going through, thank goodness it wasn't something more.

Sending you a super big valentines cwtch.

Is it too soon to make you laugh??.... forgive me but I can't resist...

... fingers crossed for a speedy recovery

Sorry if its offended but not sorry if it made you smile

Her x

Nah...bring on the jokes! Makes it easier for me! "

In that case

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By *ouanna JoWoman
over a year ago

A little village

Omg!

Sorry to hear this, sounds horrendous

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By *oxychicWoman
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

Omg at least u still got your tongue

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By *aptinfaptastikMan
over a year ago

Derby


"Currently sat in hospital after a freak accident at work that's seen me lose my thumb and the tips of 2 other fingers! It's been confirmed that neither will be saved."
Shit a brick I’m guessing your dominant hand?

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By *aptinfaptastikMan
over a year ago

Derby

Oh if you have any gloves Remove the extra fingers from the gloves and saw them up as people I’ve meet who have lost fingers moan about catching them in things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's not his dominant hand luckily.

I've reassured him that his left handed wank is going to feel new and special again for a while.

Cos I'm a supportive and kind friend

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"It's not his dominant hand luckily.

I've reassured him that his left handed wank is going to feel new and special again for a while.

Cos I'm a supportive and kind friend "

I'd like to think I was equally supportive, Kitty

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Bants, You can still do Ted Rogers job. xxxx

3 , 2 , 1

Get me a dusty bin, there's a pal. xxx

I really felt saddened. Do let us know how you get on .. xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Thanks everyone for the well wishes and finger/hand jokes! They have brightened up my day a lot! x

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Thanks everyone for the well wishes and finger/hand jokes! They have brightened up my day a lot! x"

I've got a surprise for you later

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Thanks everyone for the well wishes and finger/hand jokes! They have brightened up my day a lot! x"

Don't mourn the finger blasting, you're gonna be the new king of fisting now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cripes, sorry to hear this Bants.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Ouch. I lost a tip and that hurt bad enough. I still grimace thinking of the cleaning out. Get well soon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh no!

Your dominant hand?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Thanks everyone for the well wishes and finger/hand jokes! They have brightened up my day a lot! x

I've got a surprise for you later "

Oh....I'm intrigued. As much as I'd enjoy the blow job, I'd really like to be back in my own private wee room instead of the ward with all the coffin Dodgers! Is that my surprise?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh no!

Your dominant hand? "

No....thankfully!

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By *evil-on-my-shoulderMan
over a year ago

Northampton

Ouch that’s brutal! Hope can have a Speedy recovery and can adapt!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For really real?

As real as a real thing!

Fuck sake

Kudos for managing to type.

Your whole thumb gone?

I have so many questions."

Probably using a dictaphone...sorry, couldn't help myself..sorry to hear about that OP.

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By *an.thisMan
over a year ago

Torbay & Bournemouth


"For really real?

As real as a real thing!"

It could be worse mate !! you could be like me !! Who had my cock amputated after catching it in a door as a kid !! I’m now a eunuch.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Thanks everyone for the well wishes and finger/hand jokes! They have brightened up my day a lot! x

I've got a surprise for you later

Oh....I'm intrigued. As much as I'd enjoy the blow job, I'd really like to be back in my own private wee room instead of the ward with all the coffin Dodgers! Is that my surprise?! "

You know the wee room is just a toilet right?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

See my newest video. Surprise

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Blimey OP. Sorry to hear!

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace


"See my newest video. Surprise "

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"See my newest video. Surprise "

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

Ouch.....

How are you going to pick your nose!?

Hope the surgery isn't too painful

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville


"See my newest video. Surprise "

BAD woman!!!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Holy fuck dude, you're gonna be able to do the BEST scary movie butler impressions EVER!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"See my newest video. Surprise

BAD woman!!! "

Made with love that was

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace


"Holy fuck dude, you're gonna be able to do the BEST scary movie butler impressions EVER!

"

This is my strong hand

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"See my newest video. Surprise

BAD woman!!!

Made with love that was "

Aw man....I dont subscribe so cant even view it!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"See my newest video. Surprise

BAD woman!!!

Made with love that was

Aw man....I dont subscribe so cant even view it! "

It's worth the fucking fiver!

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By *obbychickWoman
over a year ago

Essex


"Meds are keeping me comfortable but still feel the throbbing pain. They were gonna do an emergency op last night to save the fingers but decided they weren't worth saving so I need to wait till tomorrow for the surgery now.

I'm gutted but in good spirits. Actually quite thankful its only been my fingers as it was close to being a lot worse"

so sad to read this Bants.

Biggest hugs ever for you.

I love how you always look for the positives in every situation.

Hoping you recover quickly

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"See my newest video. Surprise "

Bookmarking for later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"See my newest video. Surprise

BAD woman!!!

Made with love that was "

Fucking crying watching that vid peachy. Mr bants its worth the fiver buddy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guess you are in good hands op . Sorry hope the op goes well oh ffs did not mean the thumb

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By *obbychickWoman
over a year ago

Essex


"See my newest video. Surprise

BAD woman!!!

Made with love that was "

Awww that was both funny and sweet

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"See my newest video. Surprise

BAD woman!!!

Made with love that was

Aw man....I dont subscribe so cant even view it!

It's worth the fucking fiver!"

I used to subscribe but gave up when lockdown kicked in!

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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

Awww that’s terrible, wishing you a speedy recovery x on a positive note not all ladies like finger blasting and it’s never to late to learn new tricks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jesus that’s bad

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Bants, get your hand in your pocket and listen to Peachy's video

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hope your operation goes well tomorrow xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hope everything goes well for you tmrw OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bants, get your hand in your pocket and listen to Peachy's video "

*1/2 hand

OP sorry to hear about your accident , i had to read how bad it nearly was through my fingers

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"See my newest video. Surprise "

Fanfare.....

"And the Oscar for the best Video of 2021, goes to...

Peach!

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Awe Mr Bants I was shocked when D told me this morning. Accidents like this shouldn't happen in our day and age. You have my sympathy, sending you love and strength.

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Meds are keeping me comfortable but still feel the throbbing pain. They were gonna do an emergency op last night to save the fingers but decided they weren't worth saving so I need to wait till tomorrow for the surgery now.

I'm gutted but in good spirits. Actually quite thankful its only been my fingers as it was close to being a lot worse

“.... it was close to being worse”

How close?!?

... sweet Jesus I hope you weren’t using a stihl saw ... they get mighty close to your favourite parts

Well I put my hand out to save me from falling into it. Would have been my head. I think my head would have popped like a cheap birthday balloon on a hot day!

Or if I hadn't of pulled my hand away when I did, it might have been my whole hand that was amputated "

Just want to say don't put it all out online if it's going to be a h&s investigation.

They find things out what to you and I was only a joke or laugh but could be taken out of context.

Keep strong and life goes on, don't dwell and keep your spirts up, I blinded myself at work many years ago, my eye is a mess but I carry on.

Make sure you go back to work soon as you'll be rusty and you have to keep your hand in

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Bants, get your hand in your pocket and listen to Peachy's video

*1/2 hand

OP sorry to hear about your accident , i had to read how bad it nearly was through my fingers "

My wording was intentional and would fully expect Bants to tell me to stand on my own two feet or similar

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Bants, get your hand in your pocket and listen to Peachy's video

*1/2 hand

OP sorry to hear about your accident , i had to read how bad it nearly was through my fingers

My wording was intentional and would fully expect Bants to tell me to stand on my own two feet or similar "

Best foot forward and all that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Meds are keeping me comfortable but still feel the throbbing pain. They were gonna do an emergency op last night to save the fingers but decided they weren't worth saving so I need to wait till tomorrow for the surgery now.

I'm gutted but in good spirits. Actually quite thankful its only been my fingers as it was close to being a lot worse

“.... it was close to being worse”

How close?!?

... sweet Jesus I hope you weren’t using a stihl saw ... they get mighty close to your favourite parts

Well I put my hand out to save me from falling into it. Would have been my head. I think my head would have popped like a cheap birthday balloon on a hot day!

Or if I hadn't of pulled my hand away when I did, it might have been my whole hand that was amputated "

blimey that WAS close then!

Hope you’re still doin ok ... nurses distracting you etc

Love the balloon pop description - very gruesome!

M cut his fingertip off once and omg the blood spurt was freaky .. he was lucky though finger back in place now

... you going to get a bionic thumb? ... that could be fun lol

Go on let’s see the vid please

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By *ent in BlackMan
over a year ago

Silsden

Gutted for ya buddy.

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By *ickJMan
over a year ago

Hemel Hempstead


"Boobs? I'm gonna suck his dick for him for being such a trooper "

Some people would give their right hand for a blowjob like that!

Oh, he already did!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Boobs? I'm gonna suck his dick for him for being such a trooper

Some people would give their right hand for a blowjob like that!

Oh, he already did! "

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Boobs? I'm gonna suck his dick for him for being such a trooper

Some people would give their right hand for a blowjob like that!

Oh, he already did! "

*Left hand

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well my surgery was a success apparently. Surgeon seems happy with how it went.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Well my surgery was a success apparently. Surgeon seems happy with how it went. "

Yaaaaaaay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well my surgery was a success apparently. Surgeon seems happy with how it went. "

That's great news

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well my surgery was a success apparently. Surgeon seems happy with how it went. "

Thrilled to hear it, did they re-attach or just tidy it up? Hope you're feeling ok x

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Well my surgery was a success apparently. Surgeon seems happy with how it went. "

That's excellent news!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With regards to finger blasting there is always the other hand?

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By *eoeclipseWoman
over a year ago

glasgow


"Currently sat in hospital after a freak accident at work that's seen me lose my thumb and the tips of 2 other fingers! It's been confirmed that neither will be saved."

Sorry to hear that....on terms of finger blasting...well you better get practicing with the other hand

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Well my surgery was a success apparently. Surgeon seems happy with how it went. "

Glad to hear it went well x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well my surgery was a success apparently. Surgeon seems happy with how it went. "

That's fantastic news

Her x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well my surgery was a success apparently. Surgeon seems happy with how it went.

Thrilled to hear it, did they re-attach or just tidy it up? Hope you're feeling ok x"

No was just a tidy up job.

Thanks everyone!x

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville


"Well my surgery was a success apparently. Surgeon seems happy with how it went. "

Good to hear

Now get your thumb out your ass and get better so you can go home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Glad to hear it’s gone well speedy recovery take care man.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Must have been a horrible shock but well done for your quick reflexes and look after yourself. Wishing you quick recovery x

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Well my surgery was a success apparently. Surgeon seems happy with how it went. "

Good news, Bants! Just remember a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. Or summat like that

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Well my surgery was a success apparently. Surgeon seems happy with how it went.

Good news, Bants! Just remember a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. Or summat like that "

He'll only manage 2 in the bush if he uses his bad hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well my surgery was a success apparently. Surgeon seems happy with how it went. "

Good! When will you be discharged?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shit dude! Sending my wishes! Powertools are viscous things!

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)


"Well my surgery was a success apparently. Surgeon seems happy with how it went. "

That’s great news!!!!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Well my surgery was a success apparently. Surgeon seems happy with how it went.

Good news, Bants! Just remember a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. Or summat like that

He'll only manage 2 in the bush if he uses his bad hand "

Hence my cryptic message

Full of love 'n support here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Meds are keeping me comfortable but still feel the throbbing pain. They were gonna do an emergency op last night to save the fingers but decided they weren't worth saving so I need to wait till tomorrow for the surgery now.

I'm gutted but in good spirits. Actually quite thankful its only been my fingers as it was close to being a lot worse"

Omg I'm so sorry

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well my surgery was a success apparently. Surgeon seems happy with how it went.

Good! When will you be discharged? "

Home tomorrow I believe.

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