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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I’ve seen girls on vids do this. Just wondering whether any one’s ever actually done this

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

No way. I’m focused on the pizza.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No way. I’m focused on the pizza."

Fair point

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

Not a cat in hells chance.

No one delivers to where we live.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not a cat in hells chance.

No one delivers to where we live."

Oh!

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex

yeah people do it. God knows why they think its acceptable

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford


"No way. I’m focused on the pizza."

I’m standing behind you, focussing on your arse while you focus on the pizza

mmmm, pizza

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"No way. I’m focused on the pizza.

I’m standing behind you, focussing on your arse while you focus on the pizza

mmmm, pizza"

You want a pizza the action?

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford


"No way. I’m focused on the pizza.

I’m standing behind you, focussing on your arse while you focus on the pizza

mmmm, pizza

You want a pizza the action? "

Both nibbling at the same piece, like in Lady and the Tramp

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"yeah people do it. God knows why they think its acceptable"

Take your point. The pizza guy might be offended

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"yeah people do it. God knows why they think its acceptable"

Quite. I don't have consent.

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By *antasyrealmCouple
over a year ago

Congleton


"yeah people do it. God knows why they think its acceptable

Quite. I don't have consent."

what a load of politically correct crap

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"yeah people do it. God knows why they think its acceptable

Quite. I don't have consent.what a load of politically correct crap"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"yeah people do it. God knows why they think its acceptable

Quite. I don't have consent.what a load of politically correct crap

"

Guess I have to think more about my own question. I will, though

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport


"yeah people do it. God knows why they think its acceptable

Quite. I don't have consent."

Yeah, if you're going to do this you should make sure you put it on the extra instructions for the delivery guy...

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"yeah people do it. God knows why they think its acceptable

Quite. I don't have consent.

Yeah, if you're going to do this you should make sure you put it on the extra instructions for the delivery guy..."

My instructions say ring on arrival, lol

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"yeah people do it. God knows why they think its acceptable

Quite. I don't have consent.

Yeah, if you're going to do this you should make sure you put it on the extra instructions for the delivery guy...

My instructions say ring on arrival, lol"

A proposal? Kinky way to do it, but no kink shaming here

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"yeah people do it. God knows why they think its acceptable

Quite. I don't have consent.

Yeah, if you're going to do this you should make sure you put it on the extra instructions for the delivery guy...

My instructions say ring on arrival, lol

A proposal? Kinky way to do it, but no kink shaming here "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"yeah people do it. God knows why they think its acceptable

Quite. I don't have consent.what a load of politically correct crap"

consent is politically correct crap

wow , just wow

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport


"yeah people do it. God knows why they think its acceptable

Quite. I don't have consent.

Yeah, if you're going to do this you should make sure you put it on the extra instructions for the delivery guy...

My instructions say ring on arrival, lol

A proposal? Kinky way to do it, but no kink shaming here

"

Diamonds only? Or can i get away with cubic zirconia? Oh, and did you want anchovies with it or just the standard marinara?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"yeah people do it. God knows why they think its acceptable

Quite. I don't have consent.

Yeah, if you're going to do this you should make sure you put it on the extra instructions for the delivery guy...

My instructions say ring on arrival, lol

A proposal? Kinky way to do it, but no kink shaming here

Diamonds only? Or can i get away with cubic zirconia? Oh, and did you want anchovies with it or just the standard marinara?"

I can't assume Swing's preferred gems, but I'm a platinum 'n' diamond gal here. No cheap shit. Pepperoni please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"yeah people do it. God knows why they think its acceptable

Quite. I don't have consent.what a load of politically correct crap

Guess I have to think more about my own question. I will, though"

And perhaps remember that porn isnt real?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"yeah people do it. God knows why they think its acceptable

Quite. I don't have consent.

Yeah, if you're going to do this you should make sure you put it on the extra instructions for the delivery guy...

My instructions say ring on arrival, lol

A proposal? Kinky way to do it, but no kink shaming here

Diamonds only? Or can i get away with cubic zirconia? Oh, and did you want anchovies with it or just the standard marinara?"

I like coloured glass. I'm all about the costume jewellery

Pizza, figs and goats cheese please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"yeah people do it. God knows why they think its acceptable

Quite. I don't have consent.what a load of politically correct crap

Guess I have to think more about my own question. I will, though

And perhaps remember that porn isnt real?"

I guess my question was ill-conceived, and frivolous. OK, then

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By *orny IrishMan
over a year ago

Rural Wiltshire


"Not a cat in hells chance.

No one delivers to where we live."

If I was to deliver a pizza would you be naked.

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By *ionelhutzMan
over a year ago

liverpool


"yeah people do it. God knows why they think its acceptable

Quite. I don't have consent.what a load of politically correct crap"

Presumably it would be ok for a man to answer the door naked to a girl delivery driver?

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By *ionelhutzMan
over a year ago

liverpool


"yeah people do it. God knows why they think its acceptable

Quite. I don't have consent.what a load of politically correct crap

Guess I have to think more about my own question. I will, though

And perhaps remember that porn isnt real?"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"yeah people do it. God knows why they think its acceptable

Quite. I don't have consent.what a load of politically correct crap

Presumably it would be ok for a man to answer the door naked to a girl delivery driver?"

That’s a completely valid point, and I recognise it as such. I apologise to anyone who considers my question I’ll-conceived. It was posed in jest, and , as I realise, now, badly thought through

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Gawd no, I don't want them running away before I get my mitts on the pizza box.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"yeah people do it. God knows why they think its acceptable

Quite. I don't have consent.what a load of politically correct crap"

Since when has consent been politically correct crap?

Consent is a legal requirement before engaging someone in your sexual fantasy.

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By *icolerobbieCouple
over a year ago

walsall

Is there pineapple on this pizza?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"yeah people do it. God knows why they think its acceptable

Quite. I don't have consent.what a load of politically correct crap

Presumably it would be ok for a man to answer the door naked to a girl delivery driver?

That’s a completely valid point, and I recognise it as such. I apologise to anyone who considers my question I’ll-conceived. It was posed in jest, and , as I realise, now, badly thought through"

Although yes, an ill conceived question, the ire is reserved for the posters who referred to consent as "politically correct crap". And that was not you, OP.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is there pineapple on this pizza?"

Now that is a crime! Fruit does not belong on pizza!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"yeah people do it. God knows why they think its acceptable

Quite. I don't have consent.what a load of politically correct crap

Presumably it would be ok for a man to answer the door naked to a girl delivery driver?

That’s a completely valid point, and I recognise it as such. I apologise to anyone who considers my question I’ll-conceived. It was posed in jest, and , as I realise, now, badly thought through

Although yes, an ill conceived question, the ire is reserved for the posters who referred to consent as "politically correct crap". And that was not you, OP. "

Agreed.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Is there pineapple on this pizza?

Now that is a crime! Fruit does not belong on pizza! "

Swing put a fig on her pizza

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is there pineapple on this pizza?

Now that is a crime! Fruit does not belong on pizza!

Swing put a fig on her pizza "

Why! Just why!

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny


"yeah people do it. God knows why they think its acceptable

Quite. I don't have consent.

what a load of politically correct crap"

You may feel its a joke, but consent is vital and anyone that doesn't get that is a dangerous player in my opinion as where will they draw the line?

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

I regularly great the delivery man in a towel I spend a lot of time in the bath

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I regularly great the delivery man in a towel I spend a lot of time in the bath "

Now that would be a sight I’d love

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"I regularly great the delivery man in a towel I spend a lot of time in the bath

Now that would be a sight I’d love "

Well now if it was you I’d definitely be dripping wet

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By *uyfrombristolMan
over a year ago

Bristol


"No way. I’m focused on the pizza."

I both love this and your pictures.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if he has a heart attack?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"yeah people do it. God knows why they think its acceptable

Quite. I don't have consent.what a load of politically correct crap

Presumably it would be ok for a man to answer the door naked to a girl delivery driver?

That’s a completely valid point, and I recognise it as such. I apologise to anyone who considers my question I’ll-conceived. It was posed in jest, and , as I realise, now, badly thought through

Although yes, an ill conceived question, the ire is reserved for the posters who referred to consent as "politically correct crap". And that was not you, OP. "

Thank you, I regret starting this thread, tbh. I honestly never meant to offend, or question the inviolate nature of consent.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No way. I’m focused on the pizza."

Amen!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Is there pineapple on this pizza?

Now that is a crime! Fruit does not belong on pizza!

Swing put a fig on her pizza

Why! Just why! "

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Have let a robe slip so maybe a boob flash! But not naked x

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"yeah people do it. God knows why they think its acceptable

Quite. I don't have consent.what a load of politically correct crap

Presumably it would be ok for a man to answer the door naked to a girl delivery driver?

That’s a completely valid point, and I recognise it as such. I apologise to anyone who considers my question I’ll-conceived. It was posed in jest, and , as I realise, now, badly thought through"

Give over, This question gets asked all the time. Usually by someone with a raging horn or a long held fantasy.

Just don't moan that the people giving the answers aren't salivating for a slice of pepperoni up the foof!

Incidentally, what is it that is sexy about this ? Is it

a) the look of shock on the delivery persons face ?

b) making their working day difficult ?

c) hoping that the lovely loyal bloke whose wife has just given birth and he's had no sleep will join in ?

d) Everyone lives in porn land and the pizza person will shout, Thanks mate you made my day' ?

Honest question ........... what is it that's sexy about it ?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

More importantly ........

Would you all have masks on ? I hope so.

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By *oan of DArcCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow


"yeah people do it. God knows why they think its acceptable

Quite. I don't have consent.what a load of politically correct crap"

Believe me, the pizza delivery guy or girl, just wants to do their job and get on to the next one. They don't want their customers answering the door, waving their bits at them. Imagine if your kids delivered pizzas.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"yeah people do it. God knows why they think its acceptable

Quite. I don't have consent.what a load of politically correct crap

Presumably it would be ok for a man to answer the door naked to a girl delivery driver?

That’s a completely valid point, and I recognise it as such. I apologise to anyone who considers my question I’ll-conceived. It was posed in jest, and , as I realise, now, badly thought through

Although yes, an ill conceived question, the ire is reserved for the posters who referred to consent as "politically correct crap". And that was not you, OP.

Thank you, I regret starting this thread, tbh. I honestly never meant to offend, or question the inviolate nature of consent. "

I don't think anyone is offended. I'm not. If you can't ask it here where can you ask it ?

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By *angria_girlukWoman
over a year ago

LUTON


"Is there pineapple on this pizza?

Now that is a crime! Fruit does not belong on pizza! "

t

Tomatoes are fruit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"yeah people do it. God knows why they think its acceptable

Quite. I don't have consent.

what a load of politically correct crap"

You think consent isn't needed for sex acts? Lovely.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"yeah people do it. God knows why they think its acceptable

Quite. I don't have consent.what a load of politically correct crap

Presumably it would be ok for a man to answer the door naked to a girl delivery driver?

That’s a completely valid point, and I recognise it as such. I apologise to anyone who considers my question I’ll-conceived. It was posed in jest, and , as I realise, now, badly thought through

Although yes, an ill conceived question, the ire is reserved for the posters who referred to consent as "politically correct crap". And that was not you, OP. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"yeah people do it. God knows why they think its acceptable

Quite. I don't have consent.what a load of politically correct crap

Presumably it would be ok for a man to answer the door naked to a girl delivery driver?

That’s a completely valid point, and I recognise it as such. I apologise to anyone who considers my question I’ll-conceived. It was posed in jest, and , as I realise, now, badly thought through

Give over, This question gets asked all the time. Usually by someone with a raging horn or a long held fantasy.

Just don't moan that the people giving the answers aren't salivating for a slice of pepperoni up the foof!

Incidentally, what is it that is sexy about this ? Is it

a) the look of shock on the delivery persons face ?

b) making their working day difficult ?

c) hoping that the lovely loyal bloke whose wife has just given birth and he's had no sleep will join in ?

d) Everyone lives in porn land and the pizza person will shout, Thanks mate you made my day' ?

Honest question ........... what is it that's sexy about it ?

"

its also the arrogance of people that would do it to assume everyone else must find their naked body attractive

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