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"Hi all, I've got a bike (a nice bike if I do say so myself) available for ladies to pose on for pics.no catch, all u will need is to look sexy n bring ur camera/camera man. " This made me smile. It's almost like the child catcher in chitty chitty bang bang.. | |||
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"Hi all, I've got a bike (a nice bike if I do say so myself) available for ladies to pose on for pics.no catch, all u will need is to look sexy n bring ur camera/camera man. " depends what u call a nice bike??? | |||
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"I have a sky remote if any bloke wants to bring a sexy camerawoman round to photograph it next to his bell-end for that certain 'Je ne sais quoi'.... " i'll do it | |||
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"Lol folks pics are for urselves, I just want hot ladies posing on my bike hence I said bring ur own camera. child catcher bit is just wrong. No kids or men need apply. Cheers " If the pics are for the 'poser' why can't men have a shot at it ? | |||
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"Hi all, I've got a bike (a nice bike if I do say so myself) available for ladies to pose on for pics.no catch, all u will need is to look sexy n bring ur camera/camera man. This made me smile. It's almost like the child catcher in chitty chitty bang bang.. " Lolly pops Ice cream | |||
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"Hi all, I've got a bike (a nice bike if I do say so myself) available for ladies to pose on for pics.no catch, all u will need is to look sexy n bring ur camera/camera man. depends what u call a nice bike??? " Limited edition orange n black suzuki gsxr k8 | |||
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"What bike is it? Is it a chopper? " No its a sports bike x | |||
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"Lol folks pics are for urselves, I just want hot ladies posing on my bike hence I said bring ur own camera. child catcher bit is just wrong. No kids or men need apply. Cheers If the pics are for the 'poser' why can't men have a shot at it ?" I don't fancy mens balls on me bike plus I be there to ensure my bike doesn't get scratched | |||
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"Is it a Ducati sport 1000....otherwise forget it " Not a ducati | |||
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"Lol folks pics are for urselves, I just want hot ladies posing on my bike hence I said bring ur own camera. child catcher bit is just wrong. No kids or men need apply. Cheers If the pics are for the 'poser' why can't men have a shot at it ? I don't fancy mens balls on me bike plus I be there to ensure my bike doesn't get scratched " Okay. What if I ask them all to wipe their sweaty arses and tuck their balls in ? | |||
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"Lol folks pics are for urselves, I just want hot ladies posing on my bike hence I said bring ur own camera. child catcher bit is just wrong. No kids or men need apply. Cheers If the pics are for the 'poser' why can't men have a shot at it ? I don't fancy mens balls on me bike plus I be there to ensure my bike doesn't get scratched Okay. What if I ask them all to wipe their sweaty arses and tuck their balls in ?" I suppose if u want to pose with ur partner that's fine then but not meeting single blokes for them to pose on my bike in the nude x | |||
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"Agreed nice bike, my leathers would never scratch it..... Oh u mean no clothes photo shoot... Lol " Lol yup, I'm not doing this for nothing lol x | |||
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"not got my invite yet " I would be happy to oblige x | |||
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"Lol folks pics are for urselves, I just want hot ladies posing on my bike hence I said bring ur own camera. child catcher bit is just wrong. No kids or men need apply. Cheers If the pics are for the 'poser' why can't men have a shot at it ? I don't fancy mens balls on me bike plus I be there to ensure my bike doesn't get scratched Okay. What if I ask them all to wipe their sweaty arses and tuck their balls in ? I suppose if u want to pose with ur partner that's fine then but not meeting single blokes for them to pose on my bike in the nude x" aw spoilsport! could make agreat Fab callander... | |||
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"not got my invite yet I would be happy to oblige x" would you expect sex in payment? | |||
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"not got my invite yet I would be happy to oblige x would you expect sex in payment?" Nope but if offered won't turn it down lol x | |||
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"Lol folks pics are for urselves, I just want hot ladies posing on my bike hence I said bring ur own camera. child catcher bit is just wrong. No kids or men need apply. Cheers If the pics are for the 'poser' why can't men have a shot at it ? I don't fancy mens balls on me bike plus I be there to ensure my bike doesn't get scratched Okay. What if I ask them all to wipe their sweaty arses and tuck their balls in ? I suppose if u want to pose with ur partner that's fine then but not meeting single blokes for them to pose on my bike in the nude x" He might not be very composed. I'll put it to him tonight at Madame Sandra's Seance Soiree.... | |||
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"not got my invite yet I would be happy to oblige x would you expect sex in payment? Nope but if offered won't turn it down lol x" If one of my man friends offers you sex are you having that too ? | |||
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" chi spoilsport! could make agreat Fab callander... " Sorry | |||
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"not got my invite yet I would be happy to oblige x would you expect sex in payment? Nope but if offered won't turn it down lol x If one of my man friends offers you sex are you having that too ?" I don't mean to be rude but that's a silly question. The title says ladies not men, if u want to bring a partner u can n I'm not doing this for sex, no catch, if u don't fancy it no worries, I'm not bothered. No need to be sarcastic is there??? | |||
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"not got my invite yet " You can snap away round my gaff good lady, but you will need to bring a cock with you. Also said cock needs to be bigger than the remote or the whole image kind of falls flat... Shit, I've just remembered I've swithched to virgin recently. Bugger. That won't do at all as virgin remotes and cocks do not good bedfellows make... Tell you what. Stick the remote up your twinkle and get a shot of that instead. Now have we gots a deal or have we gots a deal? | |||
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"not got my invite yet I would be happy to oblige x would you expect sex in payment? Nope but if offered won't turn it down lol x If one of my man friends offers you sex are you having that too ? I don't mean to be rude but that's a silly question. The title says ladies not men, if u want to bring a partner u can n I'm not doing this for sex, no catch, if u don't fancy it no worries, I'm not bothered. No need to be sarcastic is there??? " No no need and I will be very cross with anyone who is. | |||
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"you got a bike for us fuglies too??? lol " What's one of them then? X | |||
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"Hi all, I've got a bike (a nice bike if I do say so myself) available for ladies to pose on for pics.no catch, all u will need is to look sexy n bring ur camera/camera man. depends what u call a nice bike??? " | |||
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"Creaking idea and gesture op. Good luck with it. " Thanks | |||
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"not got my invite yet You can snap away round my gaff good lady, but you will need to bring a cock with you. Also said cock needs to be bigger than the remote or the whole image kind of falls flat... Shit, I've just remembered I've swithched to virgin recently. Bugger. That won't do at all as virgin remotes and cocks do not good bedfellows make... Tell you what. Stick the remote up your twinkle and get a shot of that instead. Now have we gots a deal or have we gots a deal? " how big do you think my twinkle is??? | |||
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"Could I have a ride on it as well, but I'm not very tall so not sure I could actually get my leg over to climb on " Lol if u want x | |||
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" No no need and I will be very cross with anyone who is. " will you realy? | |||
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" No no need and I will be very cross with anyone who is. will you realy?" Someone's up for a spanking | |||
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" No no need and I will be very cross with anyone who is. will you realy? Someone's up for a spanking " i say! | |||
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"Oooh matron!Rather......." Too right I will George. Dish duty for a month ! | |||
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"Hi all, I've got a bike (a nice bike if I do say so myself) available for ladies to pose on for pics.no catch, all u will need is to look sexy n bring ur camera/camera man. " Great idea I've seen some great shots of women posing on bikes, this is an ideal opportunity for anyone who wants to get some good photos. | |||
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"*curving I don't purport for one minute that my remote can cure any ailments other than perhaps miscellaneous pussy tingling. Trade descriptions act and all that." As long as you know the right buttons to press | |||
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"Hi all, I've got a bike (a nice bike if I do say so myself) available for ladies to pose on for pics.no catch, all u will need is to look sexy n bring ur camera/camera man. " I saw a request for someone with a bike so the wife could pose on it just the other day , sadly for you not on this site....but Good luck anyway | |||
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"Oooh matron!Rather......." I say! | |||
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"Hi all, I've got a bike (a nice bike if I do say so myself) available for ladies to pose on for pics.no catch, all u will need is to look sexy n bring ur camera/camera man. I saw a request for someone with a bike so the wife could pose on it just the other day , sadly for you not on this site....but Good luck anyway " | |||
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"Hi all, I've got a bike (a nice bike if I do say so myself) available for ladies to pose on for pics.no catch, all u will need is to look sexy n bring ur camera/camera man. This made me smile. It's almost like the child catcher in chitty chitty bang bang.. " love that film Come out come out whereever you are | |||
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"I want a pic of me in my denim hotpants leaning right across it " My only requests are 1 look sexy (in what ever your wearing) 2 don't scratch my bike 3 men aren't posing on it 4 u must be reasonably close to nottingham Its a treat for the ladies n I don't want anything in return.doesn't mean I'd turn a good offer down lol | |||
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"For those who don't know, it really is a nice bike. Good luck Op. " Hey how come Blackspice has had a go, I thought you didn't have men posing over it | |||
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" Hey how come Blackspice has had a go, I thought you didn't have men posing over it " I haven't had a go of the Ops bike, but I have ridden one. I have a black R6 as my Sunday toy, it's more my style. | |||
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" Hey how come Blackspice has had a go, I thought you didn't have men posing over it I haven't had a go of the Ops bike, but I have ridden one. I have a black R6 as my Sunday toy, it's more my style. " Oh Mr Blackspice are you sure, are you sure that you're not posing topless with tight black leather trousers on and motorcycle boots and big aviator shades. I think that's gonna be my new fantasy pervery for tonight | |||
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"Hi all, I've got a bike (a nice bike if I do say so myself) available for ladies to pose on for pics.no catch, all u will need is to look sexy n bring ur camera/camera man. This made me smile. It's almost like the child catcher in chitty chitty bang bang.. " | |||
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" Any hot horny guys wanna drape themselves over the bonnet of my mini or pop up through the sunroof? Only fit buff and six foot tall minimum need apply ..... must bring own polish, duster and baby oil. " Oo Laine yes what a lovely thought. In fact I'd happy bring my camera and take pics of the OP draped over the bike. He must wear something sexy, and of course sex is optional | |||
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"I like a good laugh as much as the next person but I don't appreciate being insulted. I'm not a seat sniffer and even if I was, I'm not hurting anyone. I'd appreciate it if u kept ur insults to urself. This is for anyone interested. If ur not just walk on by. Ta " | |||
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"I like a good laugh as much as the next person but I don't appreciate being insulted. I'm not a seat sniffer and even if I was, I'm not hurting anyone. I'd appreciate it if u kept ur insults to urself. This is for anyone interested. If ur not just walk on by. Ta " I think it was a joke, not an insult, well thats how i read it anyway | |||
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"I like a good laugh as much as the next person but I don't appreciate being insulted. I'm not a seat sniffer and even if I was, I'm not hurting anyone. I'd appreciate it if u kept ur insults to urself. This is for anyone interested. If ur not just walk on by. Ta I think it was a joke, not an insult, well thats how i read it anyway " | |||
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"Hi all, I've got a bike (a nice bike if I do say so myself) available for ladies to pose on for pics.no catch, all u will need is to look sexy n bring ur camera/camera man. This made me smile. It's almost like the child catcher in chitty chitty bang bang.. " Come, Ladies, who will ride my beautiful bike? Who will bestride my powerful engine? Who will riiiide...... Mwuhahahaha | |||
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" Hey how come Blackspice has had a go, I thought you didn't have men posing over it I haven't had a go of the Ops bike, but I have ridden one. I have a black R6 as my Sunday toy, it's more my style. " I tried n r6, found it to be quite small, gixxer fitted me just right. | |||
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"Hi all, I've got a bike (a nice bike if I do say so myself) available for ladies to pose on for pics.no catch, all u will need is to look sexy n bring ur camera/camera man. This made me smile. It's almost like the child catcher in chitty chitty bang bang.. Come, Ladies, who will ride my beautiful bike? Who will bestride my powerful engine? Who will riiiide...... Mwuhahahaha " is it a chopper? | |||
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"I like a good laugh as much as the next person but I don't appreciate being insulted. I'm not a seat sniffer and even if I was, I'm not hurting anyone. I'd appreciate it if u kept ur insults to urself. This is for anyone interested. If ur not just walk on by. Ta I think it was a joke, not an insult, well thats how i read it anyway " U could be right about that but I don't want folks thinking I've got wierd fetishes. What u said does make sense. | |||
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" is it a chopper? " Very off-beat due to unbalanced big-ends. Throbs a bit... | |||
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"I like a good laugh as much as the next person but I don't appreciate being insulted. I'm not a seat sniffer and even if I was, I'm not hurting anyone. I'd appreciate it if u kept ur insults to urself. This is for anyone interested. If ur not just walk on by. Ta I think it was a joke, not an insult, well thats how i read it anyway U could be right about that but I don't want folks thinking I've got wierd fetishes. What u said does make sense. " So whats wrong with weird fetishes? If it floats your boat, who gives a fuck? | |||
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"Sorry, mate, couldn't resist! I've an old Jota, myself. Can't imagine a lovely lady draping herself over it , but I can dream Best of luck! " No worries, and thanks | |||
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"I like a good laugh as much as the next person but I don't appreciate being insulted. I'm not a seat sniffer and even if I was, I'm not hurting anyone. I'd appreciate it if u kept ur insults to urself. This is for anyone interested. If ur not just walk on by. Ta I think it was a joke, not an insult, well thats how i read it anyway U could be right about that but I don't want folks thinking I've got wierd fetishes. What u said does make sense. So whats wrong with weird fetishes? If it floats your boat, who gives a fuck?" Nothing wrong with them, each to their own. | |||
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"oooops, that should be i've a spacehopper , it's orange too, with two long things to grab hold of. " Now that really would be great | |||
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"I like a good laugh as much as the next person but I don't appreciate being insulted. I'm not a seat sniffer and even if I was, I'm not hurting anyone. I'd appreciate it if u kept ur insults to urself. This is for anyone interested. If ur not just walk on by. Ta " Get a sense of humour. It'll get you a lot further than offering your bike to ladies......just so you can sniff the seat | |||
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"I like a good laugh as much as the next person but I don't appreciate being insulted. I'm not a seat sniffer and even if I was, I'm not hurting anyone. I'd appreciate it if u kept ur insults to urself. This is for anyone interested. If ur not just walk on by. Ta Get a sense of humour. It'll get you a lot further than offering your bike to ladies......just so you can sniff the seat " | |||
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"id love to do some photos on a bike but an old harley " i now someone who has got an awesome harley but i doubt he would let me touch it lol its very much his baby x | |||
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