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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Help!

I foolishly went out earlier and now think I may have hypothermia of the vagine.

Frostbite of the foof ain't fun.

Any suggestions?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Wear trousers next time?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hot water bottle between your thighs? Just wrar pyjamas so you don't burn yourself..

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

you didnt sit in the snow did ya ?

or was you in a short skirt with no underwear on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wear thermals

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knickers on radiator?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cue men offering to put their mouth over it to warm it up

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Wear trousers next time?! "

I did but that wind was right up my hoop!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*starts up hairdryer*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A nice warm face to sit on

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By *exy studMan
over a year ago

Derby

Could use your hair dryer to warm it up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A nice warm face to sit on "

I thought it was meant to be a plausible solution...

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By *on-snowedMan
over a year ago

harlow


"Help!

I foolishly went out earlier and now think I may have hypothermia of the vagine.

Frostbite of the foof ain't fun.

Any suggestions?

"

Could you put some deep heat on it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Double your gusset

You are welcome

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Hot water bottle between your thighs? Just wrar pyjamas so you don't burn yourself.. "

Good idea but I mislaid my hot water bottle when I moved house.

Need to buy a new one

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By *evil-on-my-shoulderMan
over a year ago

Northampton

Microwave your undies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A nice warm face to sit on

I thought it was meant to be a plausible solution... "

Sorry

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"you didnt sit in the snow did ya ?

or was you in a short skirt with no underwear on "

Wild winds of doom

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Wear thermals"

I've got my vest on

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"*starts up hairdryer*"

Like defrosting a freezer

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

Sit on a hotdog

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By *asilForty77Man
over a year ago

a hundred and sixty of us living in a small shoebox in the middle of the road

Magic wand until you reach the Valley orgasm

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Wear thermals

I've got my vest on "

You need a vagine vest, obvs. If only a thermal garment with a gusset existed, eh?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Word on the street gatsbys tongue soon sorts flap frost out

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By *razytimesinloveCouple
over a year ago

SW Scotland

We’ve had a refreshing ice dip today, wasn’t as cold as we thought it’d be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put on winter panties, trousers, and don’t get horny and moist.

My not be easy but do your best stay warm and safe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is your vagina shivering and confused

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Help!

I foolishly went out earlier and now think I may have hypothermia of the vagine.

Frostbite of the foof ain't fun.

Any suggestions?

Could you put some deep heat on it? "

Ouchie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you thaw out?

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Double your gusset

You are welcome "

I read that as double glaze your gusset

Good idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a bush fire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hot water bottle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Help!

I foolishly went out earlier and now think I may have hypothermia of the vagine.

Frostbite of the foof ain't fun.

Any suggestions?

"

Maybe I could warm it up for you x

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Rub chilli powder on it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whack a bit of veet on!

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Sounds like you need something warm inside you

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Microwave your undies "

Ping!

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

Set light to yr pubes

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