FabSwingers.com forum: A lesson in talking to women

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Please. I haven’t a fecking clue

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Silence is golden, if you have cock pics

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

Nobody does. Not even women. We all just wing it, sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't.

How you talk to one person may not work for another.

Bottom line is, be yourself regardless of who that may be.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Move your mouth and make sounds.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Silence is golden, if you have cock pics

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Don’t do willy pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Silence is golden, if you have cock pics

Hahahahaha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Move your mouth and make sounds. "
Like duck and horsey sounds.

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville

Take an interest in their interests. Throw in a few compliments. Also, be attractive.

P. S. The last one was a joke

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nobody does. Not even women. We all just wing it, sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't.

How you talk to one person may not work for another.

Bottom line is, be yourself regardless of who that may be. "
Cheers man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Show em your cock.

Women love cock.

Oh, and they all like to be called 'babe' or 'hun'

Remember these two handy hints and you will be up to your armpits in Clunge in no time

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Take an interest in their interests. Throw in a few compliments. Also, be attractive.

P. S. The last one was a joke

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I can see myself.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Show em your cock.

Women love cock.

Oh, and they all like to be called 'babe' or 'hun'

Remember these two handy hints and you will be up to your armpits in Clunge in no time"
Or NOT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please. I haven’t a fecking clue"

Show them Acomb shot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Puppy in one hand, cake in the other. She will do all the talkin......

I'm going to die here aren't I?.....

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville

"Show em your cock.

Women love cock.

Oh, and they all like to be called 'babe' or 'hun'

Remember these two handy hints and you will be up to your armpits in Clunge in no time"

Definitely the best advice on this thread so far! I've followed all of this closely in the past and have had some great success!

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Move your mouth and make sounds. Like duck and horsey sounds. "

I would probably quack and neigh back but that's just me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't tell them they look like they be been rattled more times than the fences at Aushwitz as I had today...

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Puppy in one hand, cake in the other. She will do all the talkin......

I'm going to die here aren't I?.....

Maybe if you'd said Pussy in one had, Cock in the other .....

Not all women are pet loving cakeivorse

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Don't tell them they look like they be been rattled more times than the fences at Aushwitz as I had today...

Fucking hell ...... I gasped. Even I think that's bad taste.

Tell them off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 13/02/21 17:27:55]

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Damn

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Show em your cock.

Women love cock.

Oh, and they all like to be called 'babe' or 'hun'

Remember these two handy hints and you will be up to your armpits in Clunge in no time"

bad girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Show em your cock.

Women love cock.

Oh, and they all like to be called 'babe' or 'hun'

Remember these two handy hints and you will be up to your armpits in Clunge in no time

bad girl

I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Show em your cock.

Women love cock.

Oh, and they all like to be called 'babe' or 'hun'

Remember these two handy hints and you will be up to your armpits in Clunge in no time

bad girl

I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be funny, engaging, warm - but not creepy, talk to the person and brain..be interesting... Use open ended Qs to get thoughtful responses, don't be over familiar, don't call us babe, baby, hun, sexy, sweety unless we indicate we like it through later conversation, assume nothing

Never burn your bridges.. You don't know if today was an off /busy/pre-occupied day

Don't turn needy or demanding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please. I haven’t a fecking clue"

Not being a woman, I’ll try my best to give you the best advice I can from experience.

I know when people say this it’s frustrating and it’s not exactly what you need to hear but try abs chill abs be yourself. Confidence abs a little cheek might take you a little further too, but never stray from trying to be a gentleman. Women no matter where they are want to be treated respectfully (at-least initially) and appreciate considerate and polite.

Good luck

Take it easy

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By *ex-BombsCouple
over a year ago

Flitwick

Manners! Always a winner especially when speaking initially

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please. I haven’t a fecking clue

Not being a woman, I’ll try my best to give you the best advice I can from experience.

Good luck

Take it easy

Women like abs too.

A six pack makes them cream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry op but females are just people, just be yourself and don't be a dick, not all women will like you, some will think you're a dock anyway but there are others that will be drawn to you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please. I haven’t a fecking clue

Not being a woman, I’ll try my best to give you the best advice I can from experience.

Good luck

Take it easy

Women like abs too.

A six pack makes them cream"

I need to sort out my predictive text

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ask them about things they like... washing doing the dishes hoovering allways works hahahahah

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By *amantha TSWoman
over a year ago

Swindon

"Please. I haven’t a fecking clue

Not being a woman, I’ll try my best to give you the best advice I can from experience.

Good luck

Take it easy

Women like abs too.

A six pack makes them cream"

Don't forget the Sky remote or Lynx can. That guarantees a response, right?

There's no magic formula. Just treat them as humans, with respect and warmth and don't be offended if you don't get a reply. And don't message if they're not looking for single guys! Just move on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ask them about things they like... washing doing the dishes hoovering allways works hahahahah

Take cover!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Indeed was a joke but believe it will not be perceived well

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Be a Gentleman

And

Civil x

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Buy Swiss Toni's book

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By *irty PrettyWoman
over a year ago

Cardiff

Imagine we’re living, breathing human beings with thoughts and feelings. Talk to us accordingly. How would you talk to someone you’re not trying to bang? Try that.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Imagine we’re living, breathing human beings with thoughts and feelings. Talk to us accordingly. How would you talk to someone you’re not trying to bang? Try that."

Love this xx

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By *ittleAcornMan
over a year ago

visiting the beach

Basically the same as chatting to your mates. Just chuck in the odd compliment...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't chat to a woman how I do my mates hahaha

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

Treat them mean keeps them keen

Well it worked in the 70s, so I’ve been told

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Do not swear. You swear in your profile bio and you have sworn on here. Bad language will never win me over as i do not like bad language. That is just me. Maybe it appeals to others.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men or Women... I think we all love someone who can make us laugh or smile... Its always a good start

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Treat them mean keeps them keen

Well it worked in the 70s, so I’ve been told

So did sideburns and flares

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Maybe, before attempting to talk, stop frowning at them

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Just chuck in the odd compliment...

Of course, none of us can spot the false flattery trick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just chuck in the odd compliment...

Of course, none of us can spot the false flattery trick

That's a really good point babe. Ain't you a clever one?

Wanna see my cock?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Be funny, engaging, warm - but not creepy, talk to the person and brain..be interesting... Use open ended Qs to get thoughtful responses, don't be over familiar, don't call us babe, baby, hun, sexy, sweety unless we indicate we like it through later conversation, assume nothing

Never burn your bridges.. You don't know if today was an off /busy/pre-occupied day

Don't turn needy or demanding

You lost me after 'Be funny'...

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Imagine we’re living, breathing human beings with thoughts and feelings. Talk to us accordingly. How would you talk to someone you’re not trying to bang? Try that."

But what's the secret formula? The One Real Trick That Doctors Don't Want You to Know About?

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By *irty PrettyWoman
over a year ago

Cardiff

"Imagine we’re living, breathing human beings with thoughts and feelings. Talk to us accordingly. How would you talk to someone you’re not trying to bang? Try that.

But what's the secret formula? The One Real Trick That Doctors Don't Want You to Know About?"

Ah well, if I knew that, I’d have one of those websites where everything you click takes you to that one unbeatable solution to all your problems, for one great price.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Imagine we’re living, breathing human beings with thoughts and feelings. Talk to us accordingly. How would you talk to someone you’re not trying to bang? Try that.

But what's the secret formula? The One Real Trick That Doctors Don't Want You to Know About?"

I would refer you to post 10 on this thread. Guaranteed satisfaction or your money back*

*Terms and conditions apply

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Show em your cock.

Women love cock.

Oh, and they all like to be called 'babe' or 'hun'

Remember these two handy hints and you will be up to your armpits in Clunge in no time"

Wow. The block button would go mental

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Imagine we’re living, breathing human beings with thoughts and feelings. Talk to us accordingly. How would you talk to someone you’re not trying to bang? Try that.

But what's the secret formula? The One Real Trick That Doctors Don't Want You to Know About?

Ah well, if I knew that, I’d have one of those websites where everything you click takes you to that one unbeatable solution to all your problems, for one great price."

These things exist. They're terrifying

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Never burn your bridges.. You don't know if today was an off /busy/pre-occupied day

Don't turn needy or demanding

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Thank you

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By *ittleAcornMan
over a year ago

visiting the beach

"Just chuck in the odd compliment...

Of course, none of us can spot the false flattery trick

That's a really good point babe. Ain't you a clever one?

Wanna see my cock?

You are responsible for me wasting a mouthful of beer. Also for getting my t-shirt wet.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Just chuck in the odd compliment...

Of course, none of us can spot the false flattery trick

That's a really good point babe. Ain't you a clever one?

Wanna see my cock?

You are responsible for me wasting a mouthful of beer. Also for getting my t-shirt wet. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just chuck in the odd compliment...

Of course, none of us can spot the false flattery trick

That's a really good point babe. Ain't you a clever one?

Wanna see my cock?

You are responsible for me wasting a mouthful of beer. Also for getting my t-shirt wet. "

Send me the laundry bill.

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By *ilverjagMan
over a year ago

swansea

Other ice breakers that never fail to impress are:-

Hi,

Wot u up 2,

U okay sweetheart.

You'll have them checking out the transport links to your front door.

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By *an.thisMan
over a year ago

Torbay & Bournemouth

Never burn your bridges.. You don't know if today was an off /busy/pre-occupied day

Don't turn needy or demanding

I agree totally with your comment !! The funny thing is I have only ever chatted a women up a few times in my life and every time it was a total disaster !! Now I don’t get nervous as there is no pressure, I just start talking to someone I like and treat them like like a business colleague who you have met for the first time and it is more natural ! Every relationship I have ever had has always been them that made the 1st move ! Even on here everyone I have either meet or chat with actually contact me 1st. I think the secret is to just be yourself and honest about what your looking for in your profile and be friendly respectful & don’t have any expectations start of getting to know each other and see what happens ! Guys I know it very difficult and confusing on here and that some women on here say ‘I don’t want to chat this isn’t a dating site, so you think everyone is like this, but honestly! These are the minority and not what you want !! The majority of single men women and couples want respect, honesty, integrity, that starts with a connection maybe friendship and if your lucky some fun. Let them take the lead relax & don’t go barging in like a bull in a China shop ! You will know if they are interested ! Good luck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you shout then they can hear you better.

“HELLO THERE

CAN I BUY YOU A MILKSHAKE?

THEY HAVE YAZZOO”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Say Hey. And go from there. Don’t be a twat, don’t be a mysogonistoc prick who feels he deserves a fuck and just keep it in mind that in the sausage fest known as fabswingers we get a fuck Los of messages.

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By *ilverjagMan
over a year ago

swansea

You could also try chatting up Australian style, which you can watch on you tube by googleing Kevin Wilson singing:- Do you fuck on first dates. It's hilarious, and you may also find some of Kevin's other words of wisdom come in handy for dealing with muppets on here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've heard talking about cake is a good starting point

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Music and films can be a good ice breaker. They are not martians...just be calm, confident and have a good outlook on life. Good luck!

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Just chuck in the odd compliment...

Of course, none of us can spot the false flattery trick

That's a really good point babe. Ain't you a clever one?

Wanna see my cock?

I am and no ta

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