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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I have only gone and cracked a rib! It hurts like a bastard.

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By *elaxedsexyfunMan
over a year ago

Northants

Wait until you sneeze! You have my sympathy and I hope you recover soon.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wait until you sneeze! You have my sympathy and I hope you recover soon."

Thankfully no sneezing yet. Coughing! is an experience

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh no! Are you ok? Xx

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

When I got mugged and beaten up at Xmas, they left me with 7 broken ribs.

One of the Doctors in hospital told me to wrap a towel round your ribs and pull it tight when you cough. It definitely helps x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have only gone and cracked a rib! It hurts like a bastard.

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Oh god I hope you recover soon.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Thanks guys .. in the great scheme of things its nothing drastic, but its bloody sore

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When I got mugged and beaten up at Xmas, they left me with 7 broken ribs.

One of the Doctors in hospital told me to wrap a towel round your ribs and pull it tight when you cough. It definitely helps x "

That must have been agony!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a good job I'm not funny then!!

I hope you're better soon.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

You’ve come to the right place not to laugh then

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Even though i'm vegan , I pictured some steaming roast ribs covered in cracked black pepper and swirled with sticky sauce.............

Does that make me a narcissist ?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"You’ve come to the right place not to laugh then "

Has it been a bleak day on the bins again ?

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"You’ve come to the right place not to laugh then

Has it been a bleak day on the bins again ?"

Unfortunately. It’s food waste week and them fuckers stink

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"You’ve come to the right place not to laugh then

Has it been a bleak day on the bins again ?

Unfortunately. It’s food waste week and them fuckers stink "

Interesting. Does the smell vary from postcode to postcode ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You’ve come to the right place not to laugh then "

Thanks. I chuckled.

Bastard

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Even though i'm vegan , I pictured some steaming roast ribs covered in cracked black pepper and swirled with sticky sauce.............

Does that make me a narcissist ? "

No it makes you Granny. There are no words sufficient to describe your many wonders

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Even though i'm vegan , I pictured some steaming roast ribs covered in cracked black pepper and swirled with sticky sauce.............

Does that make me a narcissist ?

No it makes you Granny. There are no words sufficient to describe your many wonders"

Have you been on another kindness course ? You must be skint by now.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Even though i'm vegan , I pictured some steaming roast ribs covered in cracked black pepper and swirled with sticky sauce.............

Does that make me a narcissist ?

No it makes you Granny. There are no words sufficient to describe your many wonders

Have you been on another kindness course ? You must be skint by now."

Its the drugs....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a bastard weeks until it stops hurting and when you sneeze you will be calling for ya mum

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's a bastard weeks until it stops hurting and when you sneeze you will be calling for ya mum "

Weeks.!?

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"You’ve come to the right place not to laugh then

Has it been a bleak day on the bins again ?

Unfortunately. It’s food waste week and them fuckers stink

Interesting. Does the smell vary from postcode to postcode ?"

Yes. The quality of food eaten by someone with a Cheshire postcode is not too bad and therefore their bins don’t stink. If you go to Wigan you need the ointment a coroner uses when performing an autopsy

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"You’ve come to the right place not to laugh then

Has it been a bleak day on the bins again ?

Unfortunately. It’s food waste week and them fuckers stink

Interesting. Does the smell vary from postcode to postcode ?

Yes. The quality of food eaten by someone with a Cheshire postcode is not too bad and therefore their bins don’t stink. If you go to Wigan you need the ointment a coroner uses when performing an autopsy "

H.P. Sauce ?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"When I got mugged and beaten up at Xmas, they left me with 7 broken ribs.

One of the Doctors in hospital told me to wrap a towel round your ribs and pull it tight when you cough. It definitely helps x

That must have been agony!"

Yeah, it took me a few weeks to recover, but now I'm ready to take on Tyson Fury and Anthony Joshua

Or maybe I should just hire them as bodyguards

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"You’ve come to the right place not to laugh then

Has it been a bleak day on the bins again ?

Unfortunately. It’s food waste week and them fuckers stink

Interesting. Does the smell vary from postcode to postcode ?

Yes. The quality of food eaten by someone with a Cheshire postcode is not too bad and therefore their bins don’t stink. If you go to Wigan you need the ointment a coroner uses when performing an autopsy

H.P. Sauce ?

"

Jizz I think

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You’ve come to the right place not to laugh then

Has it been a bleak day on the bins again ?

Unfortunately. It’s food waste week and them fuckers stink

Interesting. Does the smell vary from postcode to postcode ?

Yes. The quality of food eaten by someone with a Cheshire postcode is not too bad and therefore their bins don’t stink. If you go to Wigan you need the ointment a coroner uses when performing an autopsy

H.P. Sauce ?

Jizz I think "

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By *andy_tomMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

Dont laugh. Job done .

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dont laugh. Job done . "

You, sir are a genius

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By *andy_tomMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton


"Dont laugh. Job done .

You, sir are a genius "

Ill take a bow . Lol I am a genius.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dont laugh. Job done .

You, sir are a genius

Ill take a bow . Lol I am a genius. "

I would give a round of applause, but .... I fear it will hurt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ouch!!

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By *andy_tomMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton


"Dont laugh. Job done .

You, sir are a genius

Ill take a bow . Lol I am a genius.

I would give a round of applause, but .... I fear it will hurt"

As long as you're not laughing I can't see the problem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Laughing after a hysterectomy ain’t much better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get well soon you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh no Jennie, sending you a gentle cwtch under a fluffy blanket with me

Her x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Laughing after a hysterectomy ain’t much better

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Thankfully thats one I won't have to encounter

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Get well soon you "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh no Jennie, sending you a gentle cwtch under a fluffy blanket with me

Her x"

That would make this worth having!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Laughing after a hysterectomy ain’t much better

Thankfully thats one I won't have to encounter "

.....I’d take the hit on the ribs any day

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"I have only gone and cracked a rib! It hurts like a bastard.

"

How you do that?

X

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have only gone and cracked a rib! It hurts like a bastard.

How you do that?

X"

Long story and for reasons of National Security all I can say is it involved someone else's elbow. And the floor.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have only gone and cracked a rib! It hurts like a bastard.

How you do that?

X

Long story and for reasons of National Security all I can say is it involved someone else's elbow. And the floor."

They elbowed you out of bed?

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By *akie32Man
over a year ago

winchester

i recently properly broke 4 ribs, and i had a couch at the same time, hurts like a mother fxxxxxx

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I have only gone and cracked a rib! It hurts like a bastard.

How you do that?

X

Long story and for reasons of National Security all I can say is it involved someone else's elbow. And the floor.

They elbowed you out of bed? "

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

No pushing when it's toilet time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ouch that's bloody painful. I hope you have a speedy recovery without too many coughs and sneezes.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have only gone and cracked a rib! It hurts like a bastard.

How you do that?

X

Long story and for reasons of National Security all I can say is it involved someone else's elbow. And the floor.

They elbowed you out of bed? "

Actually I was trying out a new BDSM scenario with Wonko and NSP, and it all got out of hand

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No pushing when it's toilet time"

You offering to pull it out then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have only gone and cracked a rib! It hurts like a bastard.

How you do that?

X

Long story and for reasons of National Security all I can say is it involved someone else's elbow. And the floor.

They elbowed you out of bed?

Actually I was trying out a new BDSM scenario with Wonko and NSP, and it all got out of hand"

Sounds like a fun dream

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"I have only gone and cracked a rib! It hurts like a bastard.

How you do that?

X

Long story and for reasons of National Security all I can say is it involved someone else's elbow. And the floor."

Xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"i recently properly broke 4 ribs, and i had a couch at the same time, hurts like a mother fxxxxxx"

Wow that must have really hurt.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"I have only gone and cracked a rib! It hurts like a bastard.

"

No more hugs for you, until it's mended anyway.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I have only gone and cracked a rib! It hurts like a bastard.

How you do that?

X

Long story and for reasons of National Security all I can say is it involved someone else's elbow. And the floor.

They elbowed you out of bed?

Actually I was trying out a new BDSM scenario with Wonko and NSP, and it all got out of hand"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ouch that's bloody painful. I hope you have a speedy recovery without too many coughs and sneezes."

Mwah x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have only gone and cracked a rib! It hurts like a bastard.

No more hugs for you, until it's mended anyway. "

Promises promises

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"No pushing when it's toilet time

You offering to pull it out then?"

I'll get a spoon and scoop

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No pushing when it's toilet time

You offering to pull it out then?

I'll get a spoon and scoop "

You're a peach

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"No pushing when it's toilet time

You offering to pull it out then?

I'll get a spoon and scoop

You're a peach"

I'll stick it on the fire.... get it ready

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