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"Rrawwwwrrrrr! " There you are ... don't forget the after party Bestie... | |||
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"Our Valentines Weekend party is in full swing now... So come join the fun ... It's getting hot in here ... so take off all your clothes... NARRATOR:Maddies checking her reflection in the mirror telling her Best Friends .... Red and Sensual .... "GIRL'S I THINK MY BUTT IS GETTING BIG" *Valentine)" Not as big as mine, lovely. But you're still GORGEOUS!! x | |||
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"Now, where was I or we even lol " I know where you were | |||
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"Our Valentines Weekend party is in full swing now... So come join the fun ... It's getting hot in here ... so take off all your clothes... NARRATOR:Maddies checking her reflection in the mirror telling her Best Friends .... Red and Sensual .... "GIRL'S I THINK MY BUTT IS GETTING BIG" *Valentine) Not as big as mine, lovely. But you're still GORGEOUS!! x" Big butts are spankable , biteable and kissable x | |||
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"Soooo need a hot tub party right now x" Then this is the place for you. All good naughty fun & friends welcome xx | |||
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"Now, where was I or we even lol I know where you were " Ahh yes, just don;t put your hands over my ears if you feel the need to hold my head while am down there | |||
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"I never left " You certainly didn't! | |||
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"If we are talking big butts..... Hi " Hi sexy butt | |||
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"Soooo need a hot tub party right now x" Welcome lively, what can I get you to drink? OJ, coffee, something else? | |||
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"Rrawwwwrrrrr! There you are ... don't forget the after party Bestie... " Definitely not for getting that. | |||
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"If we are talking big butts..... Hi " I like it | |||
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"Soooo need a hot tub party right now x Welcome lively, what can I get you to drink? OJ, coffee, something else? " Pornstar martini please | |||
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"If we are talking big butts..... Hi Hi sexy butt " Well back at you | |||
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"If we are talking big butts..... Hi I like it " Ditto | |||
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"If we are talking big butts..... Hi I like it Ditto " Kindly bring it here then | |||
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"Hello I only just saw your reply on the last thread thank you I will leave the hat on haha " Good. If you dance naked to "Whiskey Glasses" by Morgan Wallen, you'll have Maddy eating out of your hand. And me, tbf | |||
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"Soooo need a hot tub party right now x Welcome lively, what can I get you to drink? OJ, coffee, something else? Pornstar martini please " Oooo, good choice. Go mingle, I'll find you. | |||
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"Soooo need a hot tub party right now x Welcome lively, what can I get you to drink? OJ, coffee, something else? Pornstar martini please Oooo, good choice. Go mingle, I'll find you. " Here you go my dear.... Counts towards your 5 a day as well. | |||
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"Afternoon perverts Wonko has arrived the party can officially start " Well look who it isn't. Wonko ol' bean. How the devil are you. | |||
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"Can I cum " Course you can, PP. Pop your ball down & come have a drink x | |||
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"Afternoon perverts Wonko has arrived the party can officially start " WONKO!!!!!! Don't. Touch. Anything! | |||
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"Hopefully there is room in that hot tub for one more?... " Oh, I'll make room for you | |||
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"Afternoon perverts Wonko has arrived the party can officially start WONKO!!!!!! Don't. Touch. Anything! " Why? | |||
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"Afternoon perverts Wonko has arrived the party can officially start WONKO!!!!!! Don't. Touch. Anything! " Ah Red...... Now he is gonna interfere with everything. | |||
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"Afternoon perverts Wonko has arrived the party can officially start WONKO!!!!!! Don't. Touch. Anything! And everyone. Ah Red...... Now he is gonna interfere with everything. " | |||
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"Hello. Can I join in. " But of course, welcome Missy. | |||
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"Hello. Can I join in. But of course, welcome Missy. " Missy! | |||
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"Afternoon perverts Wonko has arrived the party can officially start WONKO!!!!!! Don't. Touch. Anything! And everyone. Ah Red...... Now he is gonna interfere with everything. " Nope. *buggers off to play in another thread * | |||
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"Hello. Can I join in. But of course, welcome Missy. " can u get you a coffee, something stronger? | |||
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"Afternoon perverts Wonko has arrived the party can officially start WONKO!!!!!! Don't. Touch. Anything! Why?" Cos you break things Wonko! You are a very naughty boy!! | |||
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"Hello. Can I join in. But of course, welcome Missy. Missy! " Haha! LornaJo. Welcome x At least he didn't put you (in brackets) | |||
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"Hello. Can I join in. But of course, welcome Missy. Missy! Haha! LornaJo. Welcome x At least he didn't put you (in brackets) " He is forgiven. | |||
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"Hello. Can I join in. But of course, welcome Missy. Missy! Haha! LornaJo. Welcome x At least he didn't put you (in brackets) He is forgiven. " Good. Cos he's a jolly good chap. And he'll keep your glass topped up for you xx | |||
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"If we are talking big butts..... Hi Hi sexy butt Well back at you " sooooooooooo biteable xxx | |||
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"Can I just plop myself in some nice rattan chair on a side and a large cocktail please I will help myself. Easy guest. " Aw, of course you can, T Rose! Jimmy always likes to offer the first drink, welcome you & make sure you're ok, then you can most certainly help yourself xx | |||
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"Can I just plop myself in some nice rattan chair on a side and a large cocktail please I will help myself. Easy guest. " Budge up and get those cocktails flowing. | |||
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"comes up for a kiss.... " Oooooft | |||
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"I’m just going to sit on the side for awhile and have a tea break..: " I say, you appear to have lost all your clothes, sir. I like it | |||
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"comes up for a kiss.... Oooooft " then disappears back under the water x | |||
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"comes up for a kiss.... Oooooft then disappears back under the water x" YESSSS!!! | |||
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"Afternoon perverts Wonko has arrived the party can officially start WONKO!!!!!! Don't. Touch. Anything! And everyone. Ah Red...... Now he is gonna interfere with everything. Nope. *buggers off to play in another thread *" WONKO..... THERE YOU ARE ... IT'S ABOUT TIME... YOU KEEP YOUR LITTLE BUTT RIGHT HERE SIR I've missed you Handsome!! | |||
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"Hello I only just saw your reply on the last thread thank you I will leave the hat on haha " Good ...then I shall see you in a bit ... for some fun. If you're up for it... | |||
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"Afternoon perverts Wonko has arrived the party can officially start WONKO!!!!!! Don't. Touch. Anything! Ah Red...... Now he is gonna interfere with everything. " You guys better be nice and leave MY WONKO alone | |||
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"Hello. Can I join in. " Hello there Pretty Lady So glad you are here. Have Fun!! | |||
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"Afternoon perverts Wonko has arrived the party can officially start WONKO!!!!!! Don't. Touch. Anything! Ah Red...... Now he is gonna interfere with everything. You guys better be nice and leave MY WONKO alone " He knows we're only teasing | |||
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"All I want is food, Maddie. But MilesSmiles & I will take care of that. I'll buy it, he'll cook it. I'll be back in an hour or so. Enjoy yourselves guys xxx" Sounds like a plan Goregous... | |||
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"comes up for a kiss.... Oooooft then disappears back under the water x YESSSS!!! " control yourself and your drink xxxx | |||
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"Afternoon perverts Wonko has arrived the party can officially start WONKO!!!!!! Don't. Touch. Anything! Ah Red...... Now he is gonna interfere with everything. You guys better be nice and leave MY WONKO alone He knows we're only teasing " I know ... and so does he ... he does keep it interesting!! no telling what's next... Ever!! | |||
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"Hopefully there is room in that hot tub for one more?... " For you ... of course...come sit with Me handsome. You owe me a Kiss or two... | |||
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"Can I just plop myself in some nice rattan chair on a side and a large cocktail please I will help myself. Easy guest. " Welcome Beautiful Lady So glad you're here. You will fit right in .... Have fun and cheers !! | |||
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"Can I just plop myself in some nice rattan chair on a side and a large cocktail please I will help myself. Easy guest. Welcome Beautiful Lady So glad you're here. You will fit right in .... Have fun and cheers !! " I will be the last to leave this time | |||
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"Can I just plop myself in some nice rattan chair on a side and a large cocktail please I will help myself. Easy guest. Budge up and get those cocktails flowing. " Raspberry Mojito takes my fancy Plenty of pillows and space ! | |||
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"Can I just plop myself in some nice rattan chair on a side and a large cocktail please I will help myself. Easy guest. Aw, of course you can, T Rose! Jimmy always likes to offer the first drink, welcome you & make sure you're ok, then you can most certainly help yourself xx" I have made my request known in a reply to Lorna Thank you. I'm happy in the corner... watching | |||
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"Anyone missed me " I think you disappear intentionally so we do! | |||
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"Anyone missed me I think you disappear intentionally so we do! " I never do anything intentionally. | |||
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"Anyone missed me I think you disappear intentionally so we do! I never do anything intentionally." Spontaneously then? | |||
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"Hopefully there is room in that hot tub for one more?... For you ... of course...come sit with Me handsome. You owe me a Kiss or two... " I do don't I.. ... Its freezing here so a nice hot tub would be amazing | |||
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"Hello. Can I join in. But of course, welcome Missy. Missy! Haha! LornaJo. Welcome x At least he didn't put you (in brackets) He is forgiven. Good. Cos he's a jolly good chap. And he'll keep your glass topped up for you xx" Youre too kind Red. | |||
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"Good result England. Hoping for some sort of a result tomorrow, although I fear it won't materialise. " Wasn't it just? And bad luck Scotland. But well done Wales. I'll be waving my Tricolour tomorrow, Jimmy. Woohoo! Xx | |||
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"Good result England. Hoping for some sort of a result tomorrow, although I fear it won't materialise. Wasn't it just? And bad luck Scotland. But well done Wales. I'll be waving my Tricolour tomorrow, Jimmy. Woohoo! Xx " A woop woop. Fun times this evening in the hot tub me thinks. | |||
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"Good result England. Hoping for some sort of a result tomorrow, although I fear it won't materialise. Wasn't it just? And bad luck Scotland. But well done Wales. I'll be waving my Tricolour tomorrow, Jimmy. Woohoo! Xx A woop woop. Fun times this evening in the hot tub me thinks. " Looks like it's just you & me, Jimmy x | |||
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"Good result England. Hoping for some sort of a result tomorrow, although I fear it won't materialise. Wasn't it just? And bad luck Scotland. But well done Wales. I'll be waving my Tricolour tomorrow, Jimmy. Woohoo! Xx A woop woop. Fun times this evening in the hot tub me thinks. Looks like it's just you & me, Jimmy x" Any room for a little one? | |||
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"Good result England. Hoping for some sort of a result tomorrow, although I fear it won't materialise. Wasn't it just? And bad luck Scotland. But well done Wales. I'll be waving my Tricolour tomorrow, Jimmy. Woohoo! Xx A woop woop. Fun times this evening in the hot tub me thinks. Looks like it's just you & me, Jimmy x" It would appear so Red. Let me get you a drink and we can relax in the tub. | |||
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"Good result England. Hoping for some sort of a result tomorrow, although I fear it won't materialise. Wasn't it just? And bad luck Scotland. But well done Wales. I'll be waving my Tricolour tomorrow, Jimmy. Woohoo! Xx A woop woop. Fun times this evening in the hot tub me thinks. Looks like it's just you & me, Jimmy x Any room for a little one? " But of course, the more the merrier, plenty of room.... for now. | |||
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"Good result England. Hoping for some sort of a result tomorrow, although I fear it won't materialise. Wasn't it just? And bad luck Scotland. But well done Wales. I'll be waving my Tricolour tomorrow, Jimmy. Woohoo! Xx A woop woop. Fun times this evening in the hot tub me thinks. Looks like it's just you & me, Jimmy x It would appear so Red. Let me get you a drink and we can relax in the tub. " Oh, sounds perfect Jimmy. X | |||
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"Good result England. Hoping for some sort of a result tomorrow, although I fear it won't materialise. Wasn't it just? And bad luck Scotland. But well done Wales. I'll be waving my Tricolour tomorrow, Jimmy. Woohoo! Xx A woop woop. Fun times this evening in the hot tub me thinks. Looks like it's just you & me, Jimmy x It would appear so Red. Let me get you a drink and we can relax in the tub. Oh, sounds perfect Jimmy. X" Virgin caipirinha for you.... Whiskey time for me. | |||
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"Would anyone mind if we stripped of and hopped in with you all? " Howdy, welcome.... great to have you here. What'll you have? | |||
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"Please can I join? Mr is asleep as he's exhausted so it'll just be me. Mrs" Of course you can, no need to ask... Can right in. | |||
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"Room for a big one " We cater for all sizes my good man. | |||
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"Would anyone mind if we stripped of and hopped in with you all? Howdy, welcome.... great to have you here. What'll you have? " ooooooh such a attentive service can we have 2 vodka lime & lemonades please | |||
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" Virgin caipirinha for you.... Whiskey time for me. " Ooh, sounds interesting. Make your whisky a double & let's chill in the tub x | |||
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" Virgin caipirinha for you.... Whiskey time for me. Ooh, sounds interesting. Make your whisky a double & let's chill in the tub x" How big is this tub to fit all | |||
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" Virgin caipirinha for you.... Whiskey time for me. Ooh, sounds interesting. Make your whisky a double & let's chill in the tub x" Be right with you Red, just getting drinks for our guests, then I'll be right with you. You still got that snorkel right?? | |||
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"Would anyone mind if we stripped of and hopped in with you all? Howdy, welcome.... great to have you here. What'll you have? ooooooh such a attentive service can we have 2 vodka lime & lemonades please " Be with with you guys.. Go join our other guests and I'll bring them over. | |||
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" Virgin caipirinha for you.... Whiskey time for me. Ooh, sounds interesting. Make your whisky a double & let's chill in the tub x How big is this tub to fit all " It's bigger than it looks... We seem to have a knack of squeezing a lot of people in.. Between people doubling up, going underwater... It can get pretty wild. And that's before the rubber duckys are released. | |||
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"I'm hoping our fabulous hostess will be joining us sometime soon. Did she say what she was getting g before she left Red? " Just found my snorkel! No, I'm not sure what she's getting Jimmy. We've enough drinks for tonight, as there's only a few of us. And MilesSmiles is on hand with snacks, to keep us going x | |||
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"Would anyone mind if we stripped of and hopped in with you all? Howdy, welcome.... great to have you here. What'll you have? ooooooh such a attentive service can we have 2 vodka lime & lemonades please Be with with you guys.. Go join our other guests and I'll bring them over. " Hey you go guys. It's a little quiet right now but hoping it will pick up later on. There are always guests coming and going. | |||
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"I'm hoping our fabulous hostess will be joining us sometime soon. Did she say what she was getting g before she left Red? Just found my snorkel! No, I'm not sure what she's getting Jimmy. We've enough drinks for tonight, as there's only a few of us. And MilesSmiles is on hand with snacks, to keep us going x" Aces! Well, I've just decided to bring the whiskey bottle with me Hot tub for some shenanigans me thinks. | |||
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"I'm hoping our fabulous hostess will be joining us sometime soon. Did she say what she was getting g before she left Red? Just found my snorkel! No, I'm not sure what she's getting Jimmy. We've enough drinks for tonight, as there's only a few of us. And MilesSmiles is on hand with snacks, to keep us going x Aces! Well, I've just decided to bring the whiskey bottle with me Hot tub for some shenanigans me thinks. " That's the spirit, Jimmy! Malarkey & shenanigans ahoy! | |||
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"Happy Valentines Day Everyone!! " Hope you a great sexy day | |||
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"Room for a big one " We certainly have room for you ... so come in and have a good time !! | |||
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"Happy Valentines Day Everyone!! Hope you a great sexy day " Hi there !! I hope you have a sexy day too ... Looks like you are off to a good start with the sexy !! | |||
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"Happy Valentines Day Everyone!! Hope you a great sexy day Hi there !! I hope you have a sexy day too ... Looks like you are off to a good start with the sexy !! " Morning Maddie xx | |||
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"Happy Valentines Day Everyone!! Hope you a great sexy day Hi there !! I hope you have a sexy day too ... Looks like you are off to a good start with the sexy !! Morning Maddie xx" GOOD morning Handsome Xoxo | |||
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"Happy Valentines Day Everyone!! Hope you a great sexy day Hi there !! I hope you have a sexy day too ... Looks like you are off to a good start with the sexy !! Morning Maddie xx GOOD morning Handsome Xoxo" Awww fanks , morning to you too mwah xx | |||
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"Happy valentine's Day everybody " Happy Day !! Would you be my coffee date ... | |||
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"Happy Valentines Day Everyone!! Hope you a great sexy day Hi there !! I hope you have a sexy day too ... Looks like you are off to a good start with the sexy !! Morning Maddie xx GOOD morning Handsome Xoxo Awww fanks , morning to you too mwah xx" Happy Valentines Day Kiss sent right back at ya !! | |||
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"Have a great sexy day ya horny bunch! " Happy Valentines Day to you too ... Hope it is extra sweet and naughty just for you !!! Xoxo | |||
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"Happy Valentines Day Everyone!! Hope you a great sexy day Hi there !! I hope you have a sexy day too ... Looks like you are off to a good start with the sexy !! " I try my best lol | |||
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"Have a great sexy day ya horny bunch! " Ooooft! Get that sexy ass over here | |||
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"Happy Valentine’s Day hot tubbers " Same to you, Peachy. Looking fabulous, too x | |||
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"Happy Valentine’s Day hot tubbers Same to you, Peachy. Looking fabulous, too x" Thanks red as are you x | |||
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"CANNONBALL!" Yessssssss!!! She's back! As Elton sang "The Bitch is Back" We missed you sooooo much Cindi | |||
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"CANNONBALL! Yessssssss!!! She's back! As Elton sang "The Bitch is Back" We missed you sooooo much Cindi " Only came on to say hello. My work is done. Deleting my account now | |||
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"CANNONBALL! Yessssssss!!! She's back! As Elton sang "The Bitch is Back" We missed you sooooo much Cindi Only came on to say hello. My work is done. Deleting my account now " Don't you fucking dare! | |||
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"Oh Cindi,so good to see you " Thank you, it's good to see you also. Maddie brought the hot tub back at the right time. I need the distraction x | |||
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"CANNONBALL! Yessssssss!!! She's back! As Elton sang "The Bitch is Back" We missed you sooooo much Cindi Only came on to say hello. My work is done. Deleting my account now Don't you fucking dare! " Hahaha | |||
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"*Cindi burns Wookie's mankini's on the BBQ before he realises*" And Wonko's. But as it seems rather quiet, why don't we shimmy over to the shade & let MilesSmiles surprise us with a fabulous feast. Party time later! Xx | |||
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"*Cindi burns Wookie's mankini's on the BBQ before he realises* And Wonko's. But as it seems rather quiet, why don't we shimmy over to the shade & let MilesSmiles surprise us with a fabulous feast. Party time later! Xx" That sounds perfect. Thank you x | |||
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"*Cindi burns Wookie's mankini's on the BBQ before he realises* And Wonko's. But as it seems rather quiet, why don't we shimmy over to the shade & let MilesSmiles surprise us with a fabulous feast. Party time later! Xx That sounds perfect. Thank you x" Good. The 3 of us can have a good old girly catch up. Love you, ya daft old bird! | |||
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"*Cindi burns Wookie's mankini's on the BBQ before he realises* And Wonko's. But as it seems rather quiet, why don't we shimmy over to the shade & let MilesSmiles surprise us with a fabulous feast. Party time later! Xx That sounds perfect. Thank you x Good. The 3 of us can have a good old girly catch up. Love you, ya daft old bird! " Is Donald Trump's wig still lying around here? I kind of suited it | |||
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"Wonko? Wonko!!! Wtf have you done with my Millennium Falcon? " Red chased me away because I break things. I've not touched it | |||
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"Wonko? Wonko!!! Wtf have you done with my Millennium Falcon? Red chased me away because I break things. I've not touched it " Someone is to blame! It should be pink dammit. Pink! | |||
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"Wonko? Wonko!!! Wtf have you done with my Millennium Falcon? Red chased me away because I break things. I've not touched it Someone is to blame! It should be pink dammit. Pink!" I did see red covered in red paint last weekend | |||
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"Wonko? Wonko!!! Wtf have you done with my Millennium Falcon? Red chased me away because I break things. I've not touched it Someone is to blame! It should be pink dammit. Pink! I did see red covered in red paint last weekend " Grrrrr I'll call the painters in | |||
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""Igor" "Oi Igor!" *Useless fukka* "Yes Mistress" "Any sign of Miles returning yet? We can't afford anymore of your 'accidents', you know what happened the last time! We need him back fully and in tact to be able to service us." "Of course Mistress, friendly fire countermeasures are operational" "Just don't fuck up Igor or I'll have you banished to the caves for a month. The caves I tell ya!"" Naughty Igor | |||
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"Wonko? Wonko!!! Wtf have you done with my Millennium Falcon? Red chased me away because I break things. I've not touched it " You DO break things Wonko! But we always forgive you | |||
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"Wonko? Wonko!!! Wtf have you done with my Millennium Falcon? Red chased me away because I break things. I've not touched it Someone is to blame! It should be pink dammit. Pink! I did see red covered in red paint last weekend Grrrrr I'll call the painters in " But red is so much better than pink x | |||
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""Igor" "Oi Igor!" *Useless fukka* "Yes Mistress" "Any sign of Miles returning yet? We can't afford anymore of your 'accidents', you know what happened the last time! We need him back fully and in tact to be able to service us." "Of course Mistress, friendly fire countermeasures are operational" "Just don't fuck up Igor or I'll have you banished to the caves for a month. The caves I tell ya!" Naughty Igor " I don't trust him. I think he's an enemy hot tub spy | |||
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""Igor" "Oi Igor!" *Useless fukka* "Yes Mistress" "Any sign of Miles returning yet? We can't afford anymore of your 'accidents', you know what happened the last time! We need him back fully and in tact to be able to service us." "Of course Mistress, friendly fire countermeasures are operational" "Just don't fuck up Igor or I'll have you banished to the caves for a month. The caves I tell ya!" Naughty Igor I don't trust him. I think he's an enemy hot tub spy " Ah that's who the spy is | |||
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"Wonko? Wonko!!! Wtf have you done with my Millennium Falcon? Red chased me away because I break things. I've not touched it Someone is to blame! It should be pink dammit. Pink! I did see red covered in red paint last weekend " Wonko, if I trust you with a semi automatic grenade launcher to protect us, can you be trusted with it? | |||
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"Wonko? Wonko!!! Wtf have you done with my Millennium Falcon? Red chased me away because I break things. I've not touched it Someone is to blame! It should be pink dammit. Pink! I did see red covered in red paint last weekend Wonko, if I trust you with a semi automatic grenade launcher to protect us, can you be trusted with it?" No. | |||
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""Igor" "Oi Igor!" *Useless fukka* "Yes Mistress" "Any sign of Miles returning yet? We can't afford anymore of your 'accidents', you know what happened the last time! We need him back fully and in tact to be able to service us." "Of course Mistress, friendly fire countermeasures are operational" "Just don't fuck up Igor or I'll have you banished to the caves for a month. The caves I tell ya!" Naughty Igor I don't trust him. I think he's an enemy hot tub spy Ah that's who the spy is " We need to be on full alert. The enemy often strikes when we are at our most vulnerable. Remember last month when they attacked our naked orgy under the moonlight? Slippery fukkas! | |||
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"Wonko? Wonko!!! Wtf have you done with my Millennium Falcon? Red chased me away because I break things. I've not touched it Someone is to blame! It should be pink dammit. Pink! I did see red covered in red paint last weekend Wonko, if I trust you with a semi automatic grenade launcher to protect us, can you be trusted with it? No." Dammit Wonko What weapon will you behave with? | |||
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" Dammit Wonko What weapon will you behave with? " Cindi, can he even be trusted with his own weapon? | |||
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" Dammit Wonko What weapon will you behave with? Cindi, can he even be trusted with his own weapon? " This is very true. We'll have to keep him under lock and key | |||
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" Dammit Wonko What weapon will you behave with? Cindi, can he even be trusted with his own weapon? This is very true. We'll have to keep him under lock and key " You will have to catch me first | |||
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" Dammit Wonko What weapon will you behave with? Cindi, can he even be trusted with his own weapon? This is very true. We'll have to keep him under lock and key You will have to catch me first " Oooo I've not played catchy kissy for years | |||
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" Dammit Wonko What weapon will you behave with? Cindi, can he even be trusted with his own weapon? This is very true. We'll have to keep him under lock and key You will have to catch me first Oooo I've not played catchy kissy for years " No kissing allowed sorry | |||
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" Dammit Wonko What weapon will you behave with? Cindi, can he even be trusted with his own weapon? This is very true. We'll have to keep him under lock and key You will have to catch me first Oooo I've not played catchy kissy for years No kissing allowed sorry " You'll have no choice if I catch you. Beware the boobie traps. You're not the only trouble maker around here | |||
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" Dammit Wonko What weapon will you behave with? Cindi, can he even be trusted with his own weapon? This is very true. We'll have to keep him under lock and key You will have to catch me first Oooo I've not played catchy kissy for years No kissing allowed sorry You'll have no choice if I catch you. Beware the boobie traps. You're not the only trouble maker around here " Boobie traps? You got mouse traps in your bra again? | |||
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" Dammit Wonko What weapon will you behave with? Cindi, can he even be trusted with his own weapon? This is very true. We'll have to keep him under lock and key You will have to catch me first Oooo I've not played catchy kissy for years No kissing allowed sorry You'll have no choice if I catch you. Beware the boobie traps. You're not the only trouble maker around here Boobie traps? You got mouse traps in your bra again? " Oh not just that. I've dug pits and everything. I've gone all Rambo in preparation | |||
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" Dammit Wonko What weapon will you behave with? Cindi, can he even be trusted with his own weapon? This is very true. We'll have to keep him under lock and key You will have to catch me first Oooo I've not played catchy kissy for years No kissing allowed sorry You'll have no choice if I catch you. Beware the boobie traps. You're not the only trouble maker around here Boobie traps? You got mouse traps in your bra again? Oh not just that. I've dug pits and everything. I've gone all Rambo in preparation " *teleports out of the thread to safety * | |||
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" Dammit Wonko What weapon will you behave with? Cindi, can he even be trusted with his own weapon? This is very true. We'll have to keep him under lock and key You will have to catch me first Oooo I've not played catchy kissy for years No kissing allowed sorry You'll have no choice if I catch you. Beware the boobie traps. You're not the only trouble maker around here Boobie traps? You got mouse traps in your bra again? Oh not just that. I've dug pits and everything. I've gone all Rambo in preparation *teleports out of the thread to safety *" The teleporter has been tampered with. If used it sends you to the Roman gladiatorial games where you have to fight lions and stuff | |||
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" Dammit Wonko What weapon will you behave with? Cindi, can he even be trusted with his own weapon? This is very true. We'll have to keep him under lock and key You will have to catch me first Oooo I've not played catchy kissy for years No kissing allowed sorry You'll have no choice if I catch you. Beware the boobie traps. You're not the only trouble maker around here Boobie traps? You got mouse traps in your bra again? Oh not just that. I've dug pits and everything. I've gone all Rambo in preparation *teleports out of the thread to safety * The teleporter has been tampered with. If used it sends you to the Roman gladiatorial games where you have to fight lions and stuff " *is mauled by lions and dies* | |||
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" Dammit Wonko What weapon will you behave with? Cindi, can he even be trusted with his own weapon? This is very true. We'll have to keep him under lock and key You will have to catch me first Oooo I've not played catchy kissy for years No kissing allowed sorry You'll have no choice if I catch you. Beware the boobie traps. You're not the only trouble maker around here Boobie traps? You got mouse traps in your bra again? Oh not just that. I've dug pits and everything. I've gone all Rambo in preparation *teleports out of the thread to safety * The teleporter has been tampered with. If used it sends you to the Roman gladiatorial games where you have to fight lions and stuff *is mauled by lions and dies*" *Accepts a friend request, adds someone to hotpics, receives a message, defeats the level 1 boss and exchanges the xp points for a resurrection spell and brings Wonko back to life* | |||
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