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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Can I please have the list of all the "naughty" boys and girls...?

Many thanks in advance

(Sometimes Nice) Rose.

Ps.

If kids can have Santa letters we can have Valentine's wishes too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What are you asking for this year?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What are you asking for this year? "

I'm hoping to wake up tomorrow, check my hotlist updates and see that the ladies on there are going all out for valentine's day this year. a couple have already started nice and early

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What are you asking for this year?

I'm hoping to wake up tomorrow, check my hotlist updates and see that the ladies on there are going all out for valentine's day this year. a couple have already started nice and early "

& maybe some donuts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My two front teeth doesn’t really cut it I guess ...

Some new bed restraints would be high on the list

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What are you asking for this year?

I'm hoping to wake up tomorrow, check my hotlist updates and see that the ladies on there are going all out for valentine's day this year. a couple have already started nice and early

& maybe some donuts."

Not sure if im going all out but have plenty ideas to share visually

Ring doughnuts toss?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My two front teeth doesn’t really cut it I guess ...

Some new bed restraints would be high on the list "

It's a tie between these two..

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

I’m asking (hoping!) that my Valentine’s cake is actually edible

D.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

I'd just like Me KC to remember it's actually Valentine's Day! I bet he forgets...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m asking (hoping!) that my Valentine’s cake is actually edible

D."

I have no doubts. Are you the plate too?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd just like Me KC to remember it's actually Valentine's Day! I bet he forgets..."

If only he spent more time on fab forum. Hard to forget it here

Mr KC I'm sending you poking vibes! Don't forget it !

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By *ondon-guy68Man
over a year ago

London

Can I get a copy of that list please...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I get a copy of that list please... "

We can negotiate.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Aaaaahh dammit I'm never naughty sorry

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Aaaaahh dammit I'm never naughty sorry "

Lies are naughty.

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"I’m asking (hoping!) that my Valentine’s cake is actually edible

D.

I have no doubts. Are you the plate too? "

fantastic idea!! I am now!!! (if the cake looks anything like it does on the website I will get a pic )

D.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m asking (hoping!) that my Valentine’s cake is actually edible

D.

I have no doubts. Are you the plate too?

fantastic idea!! I am now!!! (if the cake looks anything like it does on the website I will get a pic )

D."

Ha. I get first photo view for being a useful muse please

It's because you are so edible D.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Aaaaahh dammit I'm never naughty sorry

Lies are naughty. "

I'm truly offended

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By *ondon-guy68Man
over a year ago

London


"Aaaaahh dammit I'm never naughty sorry

Lies are naughty. "

Tea and crumpets for starters to get the ball rolling?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Aaaaahh dammit I'm never naughty sorry

Lies are naughty.

I'm truly offended "

Do you claim to be always nice then ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Aaaaahh dammit I'm never naughty sorry

Lies are naughty.

Tea and crumpets for starters to get the ball rolling? "

Two balls rolling perhaps..

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Aaaaahh dammit I'm never naughty sorry

Lies are naughty.

I'm truly offended

Do you claim to be always nice then ? "

Me , I'm all sweet and angelic .

FAF ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Aaaaahh dammit I'm never naughty sorry

Lies are naughty.

I'm truly offended

Do you claim to be always nice then ?

Me , I'm all sweet and angelic .

FAF ?? "

Careful sexy elves are watching and making notes for next year.

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By *hilledGuerillaMan
over a year ago

In the monkey house

You’re wasting your time asking St Valentine. Santa is the one with the naughty list.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Aaaaahh dammit I'm never naughty sorry

Lies are naughty.

I'm truly offended

Do you claim to be always nice then ?

Me , I'm all sweet and angelic .

FAF ??

Careful sexy elves are watching and making notes for next year. "

Ah Fuck em'

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By *RSTCouple
over a year ago

S. Northants


"Can I please have the list of all the "naughty" boys and girls...?

Many thanks in advance

(Sometimes Nice) Rose.

Ps.

If kids can have Santa letters we can have Valentine's wishes too.

"

Hope we're on that list.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You’re wasting your time asking St Valentine. Santa is the one with the naughty list. "

That's what all pioneers were told !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Aaaaahh dammit I'm never naughty sorry

Lies are naughty.

I'm truly offended

Do you claim to be always nice then ?

Me , I'm all sweet and angelic .

FAF ??

Careful sexy elves are watching and making notes for next year.

Ah Fuck em' "

If they faf then yes, do

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I please have the list of all the "naughty" boys and girls...?

Many thanks in advance

(Sometimes Nice) Rose.

Ps.

If kids can have Santa letters we can have Valentine's wishes too.

Hope we're on that list. "

The versatile and sexy list.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So are these the ones that didn't make Santa's 'nice' list. I'm definitely on that...ever since that incident with Rudolf and the taxidermist.

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By *ondon-guy68Man
over a year ago

London


"Aaaaahh dammit I'm never naughty sorry

Lies are naughty.

Tea and crumpets for starters to get the ball rolling?

Two balls rolling perhaps.. "

If that's them rolling between fingers, then we have a deal...if it's them rolling on the floor, then further negotiations are required.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So are these the ones that didn't make Santa's 'nice' list. I'm definitely on that...ever since that incident with Rudolf and the taxidermist."

Please do keep gory details away from this thread !

I think you might be on a right hunting track here.. the ones who didn't make the nice list sounds plausible.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

I just want to be loved .

I'm sick of being the person without a plus one to everyone else's wedding. I'm not even 'the bridesmaid, never the bride'

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I just want to be loved .

I'm sick of being the person without a plus one to everyone else's wedding. I'm not even 'the bridesmaid, never the bride'

"

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By *urvelover39Man
over a year ago

Somewhere

A kfc bargain boneless bucket would suffice

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A kfc bargain boneless bucket would suffice "

You know what. Dripping little grease on the chin and crispy biting sound wonderful.. actually corn on the cob too please.

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By *urvelover39Man
over a year ago

Somewhere


"A kfc bargain boneless bucket would suffice

You know what. Dripping little grease on the chin and crispy biting sound wonderful.. actually corn on the cob too please. "

Oh yes, sod it beans too

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

You'll want Brian on the list. He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy.

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By *arker secrets 321Man
over a year ago

West Bromwich

To b wanted x

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

Do you want me to be naughty or nice

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You'll want Brian on the list. He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy. "

All I know it's a Monthy Python reference.. but I'm not a fan so can't reply meaningfully.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"To b wanted x "

Or to believe that you are wanted?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do you want me to be naughty or nice "

I like my partners versatile!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A kfc bargain boneless bucket would suffice "

My kind of Valentines wish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id like a naughty girl to discipline

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By *urvelover39Man
over a year ago

Somewhere


"A kfc bargain boneless bucket would suffice

My kind of Valentines wish "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Id like a naughty girl to discipline "

Maybe they just want to stay "naughty"

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By *lappyMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I’m asking for a naughty valentines message or 2 please as I’ve been a naughty boy this year

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Id like a naughty girl to discipline

Maybe they just want to stay "naughty""

I hope so

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

Hey T Rose, how are you? Beautiful photo.

Well, in the absence of man sausage, I'd settle for a Love Sausage from Marks & Sparks

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By *osco78Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

I'd love a valtine to have s meal with but I'll have to make do with a perve and plotting....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m asking for a naughty valentines message or 2 please as I’ve been a naughty boy this year "

Be proactive

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hey T Rose, how are you? Beautiful photo.

Well, in the absence of man sausage, I'd settle for a Love Sausage from Marks & Sparks "

Thank you Red.

I must check it out.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Hey T Rose, how are you? Beautiful photo.

Well, in the absence of man sausage, I'd settle for a Love Sausage from Marks & Sparks

Thank you Red.

I must check it out. "

You'll not be disappointed

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hey T Rose, how are you? Beautiful photo.

Well, in the absence of man sausage, I'd settle for a Love Sausage from Marks & Sparks

Thank you Red.

I must check it out.

You'll not be disappointed "

I see! I made something like this for kids with other types of sausage. Just need a knife and cocktails sticks!

We also make Nutella hearts French toast

Thanks for a Valentine breakfast idea x you're the best

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Hey T Rose, how are you? Beautiful photo.

Well, in the absence of man sausage, I'd settle for a Love Sausage from Marks & Sparks

Thank you Red.

I must check it out.

You'll not be disappointed

I see! I made something like this for kids with other types of sausage. Just need a knife and cocktails sticks!

We also make Nutella hearts French toast

Thanks for a Valentine breakfast idea x you're the best "

And thank you for the Nutella French toast idea! Yummy xx

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By *rMrsBrightsideCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle

I'd really like some child free time to spend with the hubby as it's been far too long since we had the house to ourselves. There's no chance of that at the moment though xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd really like some child free time to spend with the hubby as it's been far too long since we had the house to ourselves. There's no chance of that at the moment though xx"

I hope they fall asleep early tomorrow. Its tough keeping romance alive x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good afternoon Rose .

I’m hoping for a jar of chilli Marmite .

I’ve been good

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good afternoon Rose .

I’m hoping for a jar of chilli Marmite .

I’ve been good "

You have left so many hints about this one I would be shocked if you didn't get one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good afternoon Rose .

I’m hoping for a jar of chilli Marmite .

I’ve been good

You have left so many hints about this one I would be shocked if you didn't get one "

Did I mention chilli marmite

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good afternoon Rose .

I’m hoping for a jar of chilli Marmite .

I’ve been good

You have left so many hints about this one I would be shocked if you didn't get one

Did I mention chilli marmite "

No, but I reckon you have forgotten about chilli marmite.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Naughty boy here

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Naughty boy here "

And owning it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Naughty boy here

And owning it "

Could certainly share it

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By *rMrsBrightsideCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle


"I'd really like some child free time to spend with the hubby as it's been far too long since we had the house to ourselves. There's no chance of that at the moment though xx

I hope they fall asleep early tomorrow. Its tough keeping romance alive x"

Stuff the romance...I just want to be able to fuck without worrying about a child walking in or that I'm making too much noise

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd really like some child free time to spend with the hubby as it's been far too long since we had the house to ourselves. There's no chance of that at the moment though xx

I hope they fall asleep early tomorrow. Its tough keeping romance alive x

Stuff the romance...I just want to be able to fuck without worrying about a child walking in or that I'm making too much noise "

Hahaha

I bought mine good headsets. Not that they need them now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unfortunately the naughty wishes are all on pause thanks to you know what so some ‘nice’ Valentines wishes:

That everyone on their own tomorrow finds someone to connect with in some positive way.

That my Fab Friends are all safe, well and able to satisfy their isolated horniness, whether by randy or romantic means.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

St Valentine was also the patron saint of bee keepers, epilepsy, fainting, greetings, plague, travellers, and young people.

This singleton says, Sod the romance, LET ME TRAVEL!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Unfortunately the naughty wishes are all on pause thanks to you know what so some ‘nice’ Valentines wishes:

That everyone on their own tomorrow finds someone to connect with in some positive way.

That my Fab Friends are all safe, well and able to satisfy their isolated horniness, whether by randy or romantic means. "

Aww.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"St Valentine was also the patron saint of bee keepers, epilepsy, fainting, greetings, plague, travellers, and young people.

This singleton says, Sod the romance, LET ME TRAVEL!"

And mad ones.

Hope your wishes are heard!

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Unfortunately the naughty wishes are all on pause thanks to you know what so some ‘nice’ Valentines wishes:

That everyone on their own tomorrow finds someone to connect with in some positive way.

That my Fab Friends are all safe, well and able to satisfy their isolated horniness, whether by randy or romantic means. "

What a lovely sentiment

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Guilty of being both naughty and greedy (onviously not at the moment which is painful).

I have tried to behave but it really does not suit me.x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Unfortunately the naughty wishes are all on pause thanks to you know what so some ‘nice’ Valentines wishes:

That everyone on their own tomorrow finds someone to connect with in some positive way.

That my Fab Friends are all safe, well and able to satisfy their isolated horniness, whether by randy or romantic means.

What a lovely sentiment "

Thanks Red x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Guilty of being both naughty and greedy (onviously not at the moment which is painful).

I have tried to behave but it really does not suit me.x"

Im sure St Valentine will reward you for that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice curvy girl in my bed

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nice curvy girl in my bed "

I'm curvy(ish) but I'm in my bed. Sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To b wanted x "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

St Valentine I would like a genuine caring message from someone that I fancy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"St Valentine I would like a genuine caring message from someone that I fancy "

So you should x

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace


"St Valentine I would like a genuine caring message from someone that I fancy "

Ditto on this as I can't have it in person

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"St Valentine I would like a genuine caring message from someone that I fancy

Ditto on this as I can't have it in person "

Fingers crossed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Naughty list here so no card,flowers or chocolate for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

would like one have no valentines

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Naughty list here so no card,flowers or chocolate for me "

I think it might work just the opposite.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"would like one have no valentines "

There is a thread by Testarossa. She is playing a postie. Sign up

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

A wish list? For all of you ladies of fab to have a romantic date, (a red rose, box of chocolate, and a kiss) on the 14th

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Naughty list here so no card,flowers or chocolate for me

I think it might work just the opposite."

Fat chance

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A wish list? For all of you ladies of fab to have a romantic date, (a red rose, box of chocolate, and a kiss) on the 14th"

Thats so thoughtful x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Naughty list here so no card,flowers or chocolate for me

I think it might work just the opposite.

Fat chance "

Ah. Still a chance.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No explanations so no disappointments...

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