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By *azza12 OP   Man
over a year ago

Ayrshire

What are your best valentines rhythms/poems ?

Roses are red

Violets are fine

I've had the vaccine

Let's go back to mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What are your best valentines rhythms/poems ?

Roses are red

Violets are fine

I've had the vaccine

Let's go back to mine "

Even though that doesn't rhyme... Good attempt

Roses are red

Chocolate is brown

You're getting neither for valentines

So pipe the fuck down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love u I love u I love almighty,

Wish your pyjamas were next to my nighty!

Don’t be mistaken and don’t be misled,

I meant on the clothesline and not in the bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are stupid .. violets are silly

Grease up those flaps cos here comes my willy

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By *onyShellCouple
over a year ago

Stoke on Trent Cheshire Border

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By *onyShellCouple
over a year ago

Stoke on Trent Cheshire Border

Roses are red,

Lillies are wiffey.

When I see you,

I get a stiffy.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

FAF?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol class....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flowers may bloom, covid is nothing but dome,

I’ve had enough of only a call on zoom.

So stay a home, yes maybe alone,

We’re meet up after, for lots of sex and laughter!

Well it’s the effort right?

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By *oungAtHeartCurvyCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

Violets are Blue

Roses are thorny

Be my valentine

because I am so f#$king horny!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red

Burgers are brown

I'll have several and a kebab please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I want to order pizza,

And watch Netflix with you

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Does this handkerchief smell of chloroform to you ?

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